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aussie-em · 5 years

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Well This Can’t Be Good

Camp Half Blood Genderbend Chapter 1

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In which the demigods of Camp Half Blood have their genders changed. And the Hunters of Artemis. Did I mention they're mad at Dionysus? Remember when everyone was safe and alive and happily living at Camp Half Blood after Heroes of Olympus with Leo and Solangelo? Nope, I don't either.

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*Annabeth*

Annabeth woke up to the sound of screaming.

She raced out to the Athena Cabin's porch, ignoring the sick feeling in her stomach. After a second of searching for the culprit of the screaming, she wasn't surprised to find that the Aphrodite cabin was running around, as fast as their Gucci high heels could take them.

What she was surprised with, though, was that the rest of the camp was running around in the fray.

Annabeth hurried back inside, absentmindedly stepping over one of her brothers who was asleep on the ground and grabbed some of her clothes to change before dealing with this mess. As she closed the door she finally took a look at herself through the mirror.

Wait.

Her hand floated up to where her hair used to be. She scanned over herself in the mirror.

Hades...

She quickly changed and bolted into the main cabin. "Uh... Anyone else feeling different?" She called.

"ANNABETH!" Her youngest brother, Riley, screamed. "I'M A GIRL!"

The ten-year-old most certainly was. His usually short blonde hair was now styled into a bob, and he had a more feminine shape to his frame. She looked over the rest of her siblings, noticing Hannah, Riley's twin, was now male, her long hair gone.

She cursed as Malcolm walked over, looking uncomfortable. "Any ideas?"

He shook his head then paused. He had seemed to come to the same conclusion as she had.

"Dionysus... last night." She groaned.

"He is the Greek god of gender." He nodded.

Annabeth sighed as she ran her hands over her face and pushed the new hair covering her forehead out of her eyes. "C'mon. We gotta tell Chiron."

Seconds later, a certain son of Poseidon swung open the door to the Athena cabin the same time she was pulling it open.

"Annabeth." He sighed, slipping his fingers through hers as she pulled him and Malcolm along to find Chiron.

"So... what happened?" He inquired, trusting she would have the answer at hand.

She didn't.

"I- I don't really know." She blinked. "The gods' powers are hard to understand. But think about it; Dionysus is the god of gender."

He whistled lowly. "Last night." He guessed.

"Yyyep." Annabeth pulled a face.

They stopped as Chiron cantred up to them.

"Annabeth?" He guessed.

"Yes. We think our genders have-"

"Changed." Their teacher finished gravely. "I suspected that much."

Percy raised his free hand tentatively, looking around at the panicked state of the camp. "Just wanted to let you know; the Aphrodite cabin is having a full-on panic attack. Drew fainted, but at least she is out for the count. On the other hand, Piper is probably using a bit too much charmspeak."

"Got it." She stressed, then turned back to Chiron. "We were just coming to find you. Counsellor meeting?"

"Yes. Percy, can you run and find Piper? I hate to pull her away from her cabin and their... panicked state, but we'll need her charmspeak to calm down the rest of the camp if Drew is unconscious. I'm worried that we won't be able to calm everyone down without her. Malcolm, Annabeth; go find the cabin counsellors."

"Already on it. Malcolm; I'll do one to twelve; you get everyone else."

Percy and Malcolm ran off ungracefully to find their respective peers.

Annabeth turned to him and sighed. "And to think we only had nine days until school was back in and no drama."

Chiron chuckled sourly as she ran off to find the remaining eight head counsellors of the Olympian gods.

An hour later, the demigod head counsellors of each cabin had communed in the Big House rec room. Ten minutes later, Dionysus had communicated (through his sons, of course, because he wouldn't speak to anyone else) to the demigods the idea that they might have to get used to their new bodies.

Clovis even woke up from his chair in the corner when Nico screeched, "HOW LONG?!"

He was already sulking in a corner, Will rubbing his forehead as he tried to coax his boyfriend out of the shadows.

"Calm. Down. Nico!" Will placed a hand on his boyfriend's shoulder. "It might actually be interesting!"

"And wait until Hazel finds out you're a girl!" Piper finished. Nico and Will glared at her simultaneously as she and Leo laughed. "She might even want to come over and stay a bit."

Nico's hair was even longer than before. Annabeth stifled a laugh at the thought that Piper purely wanted to braid Nico's hair, now that she had more to work with. Even Annabeth rarely escaped that.

Nico just groaned and buried his face in his hands.

Dionysus' son chuckled sourly. "Well, at least we didn't change."

Leo laughed. "What do you mean? You're missing out!" He cackled as he threw his head back and set his mass of curly hair on fire. Annabeth didn't like how this was going. He was definitely enjoying this way too much.

"Well!" Annabeth directed a soft glare at Leo which made him sit up and pat the flames out of his smouldering hair. "I guess we just need to go back to our cabins and..." she blinked. "Well, any questions before that?"

Samantha from Hebe raised her hand and didn't wait before she called out; "Should we change our names? You know, so they're similar but respective genders?"

Annabeth considered this. "No. That would be too confusing. Keep your names."

"Pronouns?" Someone under the table asked.

Annabeth grimaced. She knew this would be difficult to explain. "Well... let people know what pronouns you go by. We can get wrist ties in pink, blue and green, maybe. I know the pink-blue idea is sexist but it'll be the easiest way to silently communicate the pronouns across. If someone uses the wrong ones, just correct them, please."

"How will we get different clothes?"

"I guess we could trade clothes with our siblings, or close friends," Miranda Gardener shrugged, "Or the camp store. How about getting the camp store to give every camper two outfits? That should be enough if everyone else swaps, or you can just wear the clothes you have now."

"Perfect, Miranda," Annabeth nodded. "No more questions?" She inquired, looking around the room. When nobody spoke, she continued, "Well... let's just be grateful that the Hunters left last night. During the night... oh no." She groaned. "Does anyone have a drachma?"

Percy passed her one, and as she was about to throw it into the fountain on the wall, a perfectly timed Iris Message came through from Thalia.

There was almost as much screaming there as there was at camp this morning. Thalia stood in the front of it all, looking almost unchanged.

"Annabeth!? Explain."

*Piper*

The Aphrodite Cabin was in shock. Piper needed all of her influence over her siblings and some other panicking campers. Fortunately or not, Drew was still unconscious.

"PIPER!" Dianne screeched, "I have nothing to wear, my hear is completely ruined, and I can't wear makeup, because I AM A BOY!"

Piper sighed and held out her hand in a 'stop' motion. "Dianne, we all have problems with this. Take a deep breath, exhale, inhale, calm down." She didn't even notice she was using charmspeak until the rest of the cabin seemed to stop and breathe a louder.

"Listen, everyone. No screaming, please. And Lacy, can you write this down for Drew? I really don't want to explain this to her." Piper breathed a long sigh of relief as Lacy, the cabins resident secretary, nodded and grabbed a notepad from the chest at the bottom of her bunk.

"This curse has been given until the next Summer Solstice. That's in about nine months time."

She took a sharp breath, expecting Drew to raise up from the dead, or someone to override her charmspeaking powers. Thankfully, nobody did and Drew remained unconscious.

"Dionysus issued the curse, so there's really no way to reverse it. We're not going to change our names, but you can change your pronouns if you so wish, and we'll have bracelets or anklets made with your pronouns written on it if you want it. You're getting a free outfit from the camp store, you could swap clothes with your siblings, and you can obviously fund your own shopping antics if you choose to buy more," But knowing her siblings, Piper muttered, "Which you can sell or donate or something at Summer Solstice."

She tried to remember what else Annabeth and Dionysus' son had mentions regarding this situation.

"Oh yeah. Also, because Dionysus is ever so merciful, the mist will change you back to your normal selves outside camp borders, or really when you aren't near any mythological beings. So you won't have to be worried about your school, or parents." Piper grimaced, hoping none of her siblings' parents or their siblings could see through the mist. But Aphrodite wasn't really one for telling her lovers about the whole 'the Greek gods are alive and thriving' thing.

She rolled her eyes, remembering that Annabeth mentioned quietly to her afterwards that the real reason Dionysus had more control over the mist inside the camps barrier and he was pretty powerless in the outside world. She wasn't about to mention this to her siblings though.

"The Hunters of Artemis are going to be especially annoyed, so if they come over in the next three quarters of the year please try not to pick any fights with them. Any more questions?"

Nobody called out, and Lacy scribbled on her notepad for a second more before adding a dot to the end of her sentence and nodded, "Is Artemis male now?"

Piper shook her head. "Dionysus doesn't have that sort of power over another god, especially another one more powerful than he is, and Artemis can always change her form anyway."

Nobody else called out, so Piper took that thankfully as no more questions for her to answer with her limited knowledge of the situation.

"Great. Well, it's time for breakfast. Quickly, get changed and we'll go. We still have the next nine and a half months to survive and to figure this out."

#chb genderbend #annabeth chase #annabeth #percy jackson #Piper McLean #camphalfblood #rick riordan #hey look i wrote it early

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ollisdead · 3 years

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I DON'T KNOW WHY I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS BUT THIS IS LITERAL PERFECTION

a percy jackson fusion with aftg

okay, so neil would be percy because he's sassy, the main characters, and his home life sucked but his mom loved him (which is debatable but let's pretend otherwise) and also because i'm making nathaniel his non-biological father (nathan would be smelly gabe serves the bitch right) he would look more like poseidon

andrew would be annabeth, because he obvs needs to end up with neil/percy, AND andrew is a name commonly used when people genderbend annabeth. ALSO, we get that terrible comment about how the first time andrew gets r*ped is when he is seven, which if i remember correctly is when annabeth ran away from hom. BUT LET'S NOT FORGET- andrew is an obvious fan of knives and annabeth is notorious for her dagger so THERE. (aaron ig would be malcom, so not really in the story, sorry malcom. and subsequently katelyn, love her).

kevin would be grover, and juniper would subsequently be thea, because i feel like he'd just fit the role? and if they were all slightly less insane, he would be a great best friend to andrew and neil (and same viceversa because i completely disagree with how he was treated in canon >:()

seth would be clarisse, so no, he doesn't die. and i love clarisse so back off no hate. i would've made him nico because other than riko (who got what he deserved in my opinion) he is the only one neil has any real conflict with, not counting the deadly ones like his dad (who will play smelly gabe and won't be biologically related to neil) and ichirou(?) (who has disappeared like ~poof~) but then i realized nico is my gay baby that ends up with his significant annoyance and i wouldn't change that for the world so clarisse it is :')

NOW FOR THE SEVEN

okay renee would be hazel because just like renee she is a badass angel. and she is a sweetie so yeah :)

so originally i wanted to make allison be piper, but then i realized that doesn't fit, and upon further inspection, she only really fits with silena, when you think about it, so for that very reason, she is just gonna frank, cause renison are my fucking babies

leo would be nicky. now this doesn't even really need explaining, but ima explain anyway. nicky is gay and very /very/ proud so the whole hazel/leo/frank love triangle thing wouldn't happen. nicky is playful but caring, he doesn't know how to deal with his cousins in canon, but he just can't do the human interaction. not as flirty with girls, and if he is its for fun.

now obviously jason would be matt, because even if matt isn't blonde, white, or blue eyed, he is neils bro in canon, and will be his bro in any world. he is also the parent to the foxes, so he is the parent to the seven as well. and jason was the dad also, which leads to my next thing-

dan as piper. she is definitely beautiful enough, she doesn't care mich about her appearance, she is the mom friend through and through, and she would end up with matt (let's pretend literally NONE of apollo trials happened, no matter how much i love meg. she shall come to chb and be besties with apollo like a nOrMaL hALf bLoOd)

and obviously coach wymack as coach hedge (I MEAN COME ON!!!) and the cloud nymph as abby.

BONUS

i don't remember if annabeth ended getting a real mother figure, i remember she went back home to try to sort things out, and i remember she saw chiron as a father figure, but either way i am NOT leaving bee out, the little angel. she will still be bee and because my memory sucks she will just somehow BE THERE

I JUST THOUGHT OF A RACHEL

katelyn. she would work well enough, andrew certainly hated her enough in canon for it to work, and its my own personal headcanon that neil and katelyn became besties over their twinyards and then cheer and then other shit

SO THAT

riko would probably be luke? like, sure neil literally NEVER liked riko and i don't like the idea of him getting a redemption arc, but it works well enough ig.

jean as ethan

jeremy would probably have to be like-... DAMMIT... that one hecate kid, alabaster or sm.

the fact that i forgot will haunt me forever i seriously need to reread the books again

AND THIS IS ALMOST COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT BUT THEIR ROOF WOULD BE THE ROOF OF THE POSEIDON CABIN bOoM

i think thats about it, but if i forgot someone or you want me to add someone else or something else, comment it ig :)

#percy jackson #andreil #the foxes #aftg headcanon #kinda #i am unusually proud of this #this might have been done before #but whatever

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