#chaserman?

[holyjagerman]

so you’re telling me that grace chasity put together a plan originally to harm the reputation of max jagerman but instead max was so brave he fought off the “ghost” and “skele’on” and really enjoyed this plan. that it was the nicest thing anyones ever done for him. grace chasity unintentionally gave max jagerman the nicest gift ever and you’re gonna look at me and tell me they’re not soulmates?

#max jagerman #grace chasity #whats their ship name #holy ghost? #dirty soup? #chaserman? #idk man #nerdy prudes must die #starkid #npmd #i just have a lot of feelings about grace chasity #i just have a lot to say about max jagerman

[bennyyrabbit]

Can we talk abt how Max had a crush on Grace, and Grace just wanted to sleep with him?

He asks her very nicely if he can carry her books, y'know, very cute, sweet, innocent.

She immediately decides NO because that's totally the same thing as sex.

And then he takes it down the "You're a dirty girl" road.

Max also punches a guy because he makes a joke about Grace being an ugly nerdy prude.

And in Grace's fantasy, it's kind of important that they DON'T care about each other, they say it FIVE TIMES.

And Max PAUSED HIS RAMPAGE to have sex with Grace, and then, instead of going right back to his rampage, he. Asks her to cuddle???

She wanted a fuck, he wanted to go on a date and cuddle and hold her books for her, and, yeah, have sex with her.

#grace chasity #max jagerman #chaserman #what the hell is their ship name? #also if she wanted a casual fuck relationship #he would do it even if he wanted more #because he's basically obsessed with her #and will do anything for her #nerdy prudes must die

[spaghettioverdose]

"Hmm today I will use a dating app. I will make it very clear that I'm only interested in other trans people."

Lord Chaserman VII:

[spiralsta1rcase]

there's this one mobile game i play all the time and i've had this theory for a long time now but i think i finally proved it. so the game is snowball.io and it's like an online game where you're on a little iceberg type thing and you have to knock the other people with snowballs. anyway the theory i have is that none of the people who play that game are real. i finally proved it yesterday at night when i turned off my wifi cuz the ads got annoying (i didn't think anything of it at the time) w couple of minutes into the game i notice w player named mustard. idk why i noticed them they just had w funny name. at this point i'm already like "heh isn't it weird how all these names are so generic... why aren't there any like.. michaelnaruto2248s or something". anyway mustard was like gold star rank or whatever. i finish the game, first place obviously #pro, and then when i start a new game i notice another player named mustard... but their rank is like 5 ranks behind the first mustard. i'll let that one slide though cuz i guess mustard is pretty common. but now. i start a new game and i see this player named "asecatch"...

right next to them is another player named asecatch. huh. that's not a very common name i don't think. also here you can see the other names here that are like. ai generated idk. "clown free"? "warzine"? "chasermanal"?

BUT. i DID see a player named "your mom". buttttt i think the whole playing an online game without wifi thing is pretty damning so i don't know

#rookie talks