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envelopedbyoblivion · 1 year

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I posted 1,808 times in 2022

That's 690 more posts than 2021!

15 posts created (1%)

1,793 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@foryouthegays

@made-nondescript

@truncatedgrip

@yardsards

@oasisofgalaxies

I tagged 1,050 of my posts in 2022

Only 42% of my posts had no tags

#mcyt - 660 posts

#jimmy solidarity - 288 posts

#tangotek - 237 posts

#hermitcraft - 226 posts

#empires smp - 156 posts

#double life smp - 133 posts

#team rancher - 128 posts

#rancher duo - 122 posts

#dlsmp - 94 posts

#goncharov - 54 posts

Longest Tag: 113 characters

#there’s an au somewhere where tango and jimmy just went apeshit and were bandit husbands together with their gang

My Top Posts in 2022:

Chapters: 1/7 Fandom: Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Double Life SMP Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jimmy | Solidarity/TangoTek, Charles | Grian/Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Jimmy | Solidarity, TangoTek (Video Blogging RPF), Charles | Grian, Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, impulseSV (Video Blogging RPF), ZombieCleo (Video Blogging RPF), Original Characters Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Empires SMP Setting (Video Blogging RPF), Sheriff Jimmy | Solidarity, Highwayman TangoTek, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Background Character Death, Jimmy | Solidarity Needs a Hug, TangoTek Needs A Hug (Video Blogging RPF), they both get one, TangoTek has PTSD, Jimmy | Solidarity Has Self-Esteem Issues, Panic Attacks, Seizures, Dissociation, Heteronormativity, Watcher Charles | Grian, Suicide Attempt, kinda sorta not really - Freeform, This has a happy ending I promise Series: Part 1 of The Highwayman AU Summary:

Fate walks many paths – but for each person, it only wears one face. Sheriff Jimmy Solidarity’s fate is a handsome red-eyed highwayman who saves Jimmy from a group of bandits. Despite being on opposite sides of the law, something keeps bringing them together, tangible as gravity and inevitable as death.

Which will get to them first? What will win out – a growing relationship between them, or their obligations to the life they’ve chosen for themselves?

New Chapters Will Be Posted Every Day!

16 notes - Posted September 4, 2022

re-reading the highwayman (because it is extremely good!) and I have two very silly questions: did deputy norman know jimmy had a cat also named norman? and did cleo ever get paid jimmy's ransom?

i don't fully expect you have an answer to either so while i'm here I'd just like to say that your writing style is incredibly vivid. the characters, their movements, their appearance and the locations are all so solid in my mind while reading it's amazing. i've really been struggling to draw tango but with your description of him i got something i really like! so thank you for that!

i will probably be back when i finish again either with another silly question or to lose my mind over the ending in a public place because very genuinely "you're allowed to have him" pops into my head at random and makes me insane all over again you have no idea. might need to get it out of my system. thank you and good day!!! :D

I will absolutely answer any questions!!

1. I don’t think Norman knows. It’s a combination of Norman not caring enough to ask, and Jimmy being too embarrassed to tell him.

2. I don’t think Tango paid Cleo. Either Impulse paid it, or she forgave it because of everything that happened after. Or, because they did go back and visit after the events of the story, she held it over his head in a joke-threatening-way. Or maybe not joking. No one knows

You’re so kind! I’m so glad you enjoyed it <3 did you post your tango art anywhere? I’d love to see it!

Thank you so much! Feel free to send asks any time. I love people yelling at me about my work, whether it’s asking questions or sending their favorite quote or just screaming incoherently /pos /gen

20 notes - Posted October 2, 2022

i am grasping your shoulders and looking deep into your eyes. i am so god damn excited for your fwhimmy fic

You should be!! I think it’s turning out pretty well. It’ll be explicit, so I don’t know if I’ll post a link on tumblr or not.

It’ll probably be posted Tuesday/Wednesday-ish. So just keep an eye out!! :D

34 notes - Posted October 9, 2022

I am craving Rancher Duo content. Send me recommendations!!! I need to read something. No that’s not enough, I need to absorb them.

Them. Them.

In return a provide a (totally not self-centered) recommendation for The Highwayman, now with incredible fanart by @almondcheerios and @jackassbroadcast

Sheriff Jimmy and Bandit/Highwayman Tango my beloved. 70,000 words. Completed.

34 notes - Posted September 22, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Chapters: 7/7 Fandom: Empires SMP, 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Double Life SMP Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jimmy | Solidarity/TangoTek, Charles | Grian/Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, Minor or Background Relationship(s) Characters: Jimmy | Solidarity, TangoTek (Video Blogging RPF), Charles | Grian, Ryan | GoodTimesWithScar, impulseSV (Video Blogging RPF), ZombieCleo (Video Blogging RPF), Original Characters, Joe Hills | joehillssays, EthosLab (Video Blogging RPF) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Empires SMP Setting (Video Blogging RPF), Sheriff Jimmy | Solidarity, Highwayman TangoTek, Hurt/Comfort, Angst with a Happy Ending, Background Character Death, Jimmy | Solidarity Needs a Hug, TangoTek Needs A Hug (Video Blogging RPF), they both get one, TangoTek has PTSD, Jimmy | Solidarity Has Self-Esteem Issues, Panic Attacks, Seizures, Dissociation, Heteronormativity, Watcher Charles | Grian, Suicide Attempt, kinda sorta not really - Freeform, This has a happy ending I promise, First Kiss, Implied Sexual Content, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Jimmy | Solidarity’s Cat Norman, Not RPF Series: Part 1 of The Highwayman AU Summary:

Which will get to them first? What will win out – a growing relationship between them, or their obligations to the life they’ve chosen for themselves?

New Chapters Will Be Posted Every Day!

55 notes - Posted September 10, 2022

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formulatrash · 2 years

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5, 8, and 22? :)

5. driver pairing you'd like to see?

listen I think I made myself very clear when Carlos left McLaren that if I do not get the ideal Lewis & Jenson recreation (BEST F1 TEAM MATES EVER BAR NONE) that would be Lando and George at McLaren then I am simply going to go apeshit. it can be in a few years, obviously - G and L will both need to win a title each first to really get The Right Vibe - but then I demand my tiny bitchy nightmare man vs lanky character from a BBC period drama era is restored to me. you have no idea how often I dream of this. Lando would annoy George so much and George would be Trying To Be An Adult and then accidentally getting caught up in it. I weep constantly that nearly all the solid gold Lewis and Jenson content has been expunged from the internet or barely existed in the first place; we were, purely, robbed and this is the only way to make amends in the future.

8. driver you think will exceed expectations?

there's some obvious ones, like people seem to think Zhou is a massively worse driver than he is just because he never had a Prema (I think he's doing a pretty good job so far, given Alfa's tricky start) and expectations for, say, Latifi are also mistakenly rock-bottom usually so he can pretty much only exceed them. but further up the grid and with expectations that are not on the floor, I'd say that I expect Sainz to be very good this year. he's an exceptionally fast driver and got to grips with the Ferrari last year better than any drive who changed teams; he'll probably be even more competitive this year and although I think people still generally sleep on Carlos and always have across his career, so the expectations are more on Charles than him, I expect him to be a real contender.

22. favourite f1 era?

y'know it's probably a bit of a hot take but technologically I really like the turbo-hybrid era. I wish that they'd up the proportion of electrical power allowed (which is, frankly, piss-small) and go further with it but as someone who's obviously interested in the engineering aspects the efficiency and the technicality of it is fascinating. and y'know, back when I started watching F1 they had unlimited tyres, could throw as many exploding V12s in the back as Lamborghini could supply them and it was this sort of festival of excess.

that's not really a technological pinnacle; to make machinery that lasts, that is built to endure and to work efficiently? I am much more onboard with that as a topic of interest, as something to admire in engineering and technological terms. asking "how does the car go so fast" and knowing the answer is "because we put a new engine in it every time it''s gone 50 miles" is not as interesting as knowing the answer is "incredibly balanced systems of recovery and management, from exhaust gases recirculated through combustion chambers to precision-timed electrical deployment that extracts the final few horsepower the car can draw on without depleting fuel."

it's also the safest era of F1 so far, in terms of the measures on the cars; the number of times the Halos have saved lives since they were added is really horrible to think about. and although I started watching F1 in the early 90s, so I remember Senna's death but not really the insane lack of safety in earlier years, I think that having the most affection for an era that is factually the best for that is a sane way of engaging with a very dangerous sport.

#f1 asks

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lampmeeting · 3 years

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Ic't remember if you've done Magnus yet, so him? And if not him, Charles!

i did magnus, so let’s dive into charles! :D

1) Uncommon headcanon about them I am deeply attached to.

it’s not very uncommon i don’t think, but charles is the voice of facebones hahaha it’s an outlet for him all right??

2) Widely-held headcanon about them that I reject.

well, seems like everyone already covered “charles is not a daddy dom” so i won’t get into that hahaha... uhhhhh i think he takes breaks more than we think he does. like yes he’s a total workaholic and probably pulls all-nighters sometimes, but he knows logically that he won’t be able to serve dethklok very well if he’s always running himself into the ground, so he makes sure to take care of himself. we know he goes golfing. goes to london. sees business friends. indulges in little treats. i also like to think he enjoys a nice long bath from time to time. :3

3) What were they like as a kid? What was their early life like?

rich, sheltered. i don’t think his father was ever abusive, but he was definitely a very intense force in the house. i like to think both of his parents were lawyers, or maybe one of them was like a professor or something. they pushed him really hard and expected a lot from him, but they were also incredibly hands-off and distant. raised by a series of nannies basically. never had a proper rebellious phase as a kid or a teen. went off to college and even then he couldn’t find it within himself to go a little apeshit. he had like One Act of quiet rebellion, and it was going downtown during finals to let off some steam and then somehow ending up in bed with the lead singer of a certain glam rock group...

4) Symbols/motifs that I associate with them–colors, animals, zodiac signs, mythic themes, imagery, objects, etc.

virgo charles, as i think i said in a previous thing. burgundy and black and cream. for an animal... maybe a stag? hmm

5) Other characters or types of people I have in mind when I draw and/or write them.

a little bit of like...agent cooper from twin peaks? and doctor enys from poldark. umm... kdfhgfkdj thanks to addy now i’m thinking about jason isaac’s portrayal of wendy’s father in that old peter pan movie (a very formative film for me aahaha)

6) What I project onto them when I draw and/or write them.

charles is my last surviving brain cell. he’s that exasperated voice in the back of my head that’s saying “please it’s 4am, you don’t need to make guacamole, just go to sleep”

7) A surprising hobby, interest, or phobia they have.

TERRIFIED of taking drugs. alcohol is one thing, he knows what’s in his nice brandy. but he had friends in college and later in law school who would take bumps to get them through study sessions and finals and would offer, but charles never accepted. i have this silly little headcanon that years into his relationship with pickles he finally is like “maybe i would like to try smoking pot” but only on the condition that pickles is sober and sits with him the whole time (he’s scared he’s gonna want to jump out the window and try to fly or something). turns out charles kinda likes it :3 nathan and abby come by to visit months later and charles is a bit red in the eyes and extreeeeeemely chill hahahah and nathan’s all like “pickles what have you done to him” dfkjhg

#man you'd think after spending 14 years with this fucker i'd like... know him better #hmmmm #but thank you!!#thejollybeardcollection

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catdemontraphouse · 4 years

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Soma: Agni! I’ve got a great idea to make Ciel laugh!

Agni: Very good!

Soma: I’m gonna prank Ciel like they do on those funny viral videos!!

Agni: ...Oh, um... Are you sure?

Soma: Yeah! It’ll be hilarious! Brothers do pranks to each other all the time! I’m gonna stuff all these pingpong balls into the cabinet, then get him to open it, and all the balls will fall all over the place! Hahah! I saw this one on Youtube in “Vines that cured my constipation volume 69!”

Agni: Mr. Sebastian, I thought I might warn you that Soma-sama is planning to do a prank video on your young master. I thought it was a harmless idea myself, until I remembered Ciel doesn’t have a sense of humor.

Sebastian: Oh that’s fine, Agni. He keeps stealing my chocolate covered oranges. I’ve been meaning to confront him on the matter but I’ll just let Soma piss him off instead.

Agni: I’ve got a bad feeling about this...

Soma: Here he comes! Act like you don’t know anything!! See? I don’t know anything! *Whistles*

Soma: Hey, Ciel! The Queen sent you a letter that she said was top secret, so Charles put it in that cabinet for safe keeping while you were away! I think you’d better open it!

Ciel: Why would he do that? That seems awfully stupid. Just give it to Sebastian.

Sebastian: Cuz he’s a dumbass, my lord. I would expect no less from Charles.

Ciel: That git. You’re right, Sebastian. He is truly a dumbass. Just putting something in a cabinet isn’t enough to hide it. We know that from experience when I confiscated Bard’s flamethrower and he went apeshit.

Sebastian: Yeah... Thanks to him, we’re stuck with this fall-aparticle board Ikea piece of shit until I can find a replacement for the old cabinet.

Ciel: Sebastian, I want you to order a new cabinet from Wayfair. They have just what I need.

Sebastian: Yes, my lord. Why don’t you go grab that letter now?

Ciel: Ugh, this better be worth my time. I have a Minecraft stream to attend to in five minutes.

Ciel: BLOODY HELL! Wh-what the?! What was that!?

Sebastian: LOOOL

Sebastian: That’s what happens when you steal people’s oranges.

Soma: Hah! Got you, little bro!! Hehehe!

Sebastian: Omg Soma, play the video! You got the video right? Play the video!

Ciel: V-VIDEO?!?!

Ciel: DELETE THIS SHIT IMMEDIATELY!! I LOOK LIKE A NERD!

Sebastian: Oh, shit. Hey you guys... I think we took things a little too far. There, there, kid, it’s ok! I’m gonna buy you some more oranges, just for you okay? I have plenty of oranges I can eat, y-you can keep the candied ones! Yeah!

Ciel: *heavy breathing* GIT.... YOU GIT....

Sebastian: Soma! Delete that video, now!

Soma: Holy shit!! What’s happening?! IS HE OK?!

Sebastian: Yes, he’s alright. I’m afraid he’s just ä̷̬̹̥̣̫̘͎̭́̈s̷̨͚͎̭̬̜̦̰̼̖̈̿̌͊̿͆̅̕͠͠c̴̳̩͍̲͐̅͗̋̽̋͘͝͠e̶͗̈̄͆̓̄̊̍̉̊͘͜n̷̡̜̬̘̞̤̥̖͙̖̱̗͕͋̽̒̈́̆͂͝d̵̛̫̉̅̓̊͌̿̈̈̾̀̅̆̕͘ͅį̵̨̢͓̘̖̘̭͓̬̟̮̩̣̥͐n̷̛͎̣̦̭̤̙̹̮̝̝̺̥̘̓̈́̄̐͒͒̽g̵̛̗̱̞̗̎̅̒̍̅̒̃́̀͌ͅ. It happens sometimes. Makes a wreck of the house.

Ciel: IMMMA CHARGIN MY LASER!!! AEEUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHH~

Soma: AHH! Let’s get the fuck out of here! Agni!

Agni: WHOAAAAA~!

Sebastian: Wow, this ball really looks like a little orange... heh!

Ciel: Stfu about your damn orange!

#kuroshitsuji #shitpost #sebastian michaelis #ciel phantomhive #ociel #soma #agni #black butler #kuroshitpost #kuromyu #kuroshitsujiedit #black butler sebastian #black butler ciel #noahs ark circus #meme #stupid shit

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atmilliways · 5 years

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Charles / Religion, if you are still accepting prompts

You asked for it, YOU GOT IT. I might even write more of it at some point. (From this prompt meme.)

Please excuse the extremely cynical take on organized religion, if you mind that sort of thing. I view it as a separate beast from spirituality, though the two are not mutually exclusive.

~~~

Charles Offdenson liked power. From preschool through junior high he was a consummate teacher’s pet, but as a freshman he discovered religion and saw it for what it was: a power structure.

Not that he was that he was completely cynical — not yet. His mothers were very spiritual, just not religious. When Charles attended his first mass he listened to script and scripture and admired the codified formula for success. By the end of that year he had been baptized, first communioned, accepted into service as an altar boy, and confirmed as an adult in the eyes of the church. His true beliefs, he kept to himself.

His first sexual experience came unexpectedly when he was sixteen, and only by chance. He had arrived early one Sunday to assist the priest with preparing for that week’s services and noticed the man watching him surreptitiously while he changed into his acolyte robes. The attention shocked but didn’t surprise him; Charles followed the news, and was getting a more and more jaded worldview every day.

As he went through his duties for the rest of the day, that shock turned gradually became a secret thrill. What he had witnessed was the kind of secret that could ruin a man of the cloth, and that gave him power over a prominent figure in the community. He nursed the growing excitement until all the parishioners had finished their Sunday rituals and gone home, then let the air out of his own bike tires and went to the priest’s office to ask for a ride home. That day he willingly had his first taste of how many sins a church robe could hide. He proceeded to blackmail his way into having more, whenever he wanted.

When Charles left his hometown for college, he left the trappings of religion behind him as well. Mostly. He did find a thrill in having “study dates” in the undergrad campus chapel, with guys and girls alike. It was almost as good as the power trip of being a TA when he graduated to law school.

Then he was a full-fledged lawer, and that kept him thoroughly occupied for a while.

It was at the first concert where Dethklok was headlining that Charles knew his spur of the moment decision to take a chance on five scruffy metal musicians several months ago was going to pay off. On paper, the only thing that had changed since then was trading one scruffy guitarist for another, younger one — but it was another thing entirely to hear the group perform. As an opening band the crowd had been mesmerized; as the headliner, the starving faithful rioted impatiently through the openers and went apeshit when Dethklok took the stage.

It felt almost as though he’d stepped back into Father Ravenwood’s devoted parish, but a darker, louder perversion of that. The heady rush of it made his soul sing and his dick grow hard. Nathan’s commanding growl reverberated through his body and he knew, knew that someday the band would need him to fend off some ridiculous lawsuit about some idiot following some brutal instruction from a song to the letter, resulting in injury or death. That was the thought that pushed him over the edge, pushed his hand to undo the fly of his nice suit in the private box he had reserved out of his own pocket to mark the occasion. And by god, he marked it. He celebrated, he worshiped, at the top of his lungs (because who could possibly overhear), and felt more true to himself than he ever had in his years with the church.

Most church-goers talked the talk, maybe even walked the walk, but so few of them lived it like truth, like it was the air they breathed. Metal heads, on the other hand, went all fucking in. He could respect that. Respect the hell out of it. Many times in the space of that single concert.

By the end of the week, Charles had a list of of twenty-seven volunteers and counting who were willing to live and die for Dethklok, and serve in whatever way was asked of them in between. He redesigned the roadie uniform to mark them as different from the guys who were just in it for the pay and backstage access. Suffused with the pleasant tingle of power, he officially dubbed the true believers Klokateers.

He would have designed the brand himself, but Nathan beat him to it. Ten minutes after mentioning the idea in passing during a band meeting, the frontman interrupted Charles in mid stride of the next topic he’d moved on to with a gruff “Hey,” and slid a scrap of paper with the painstakingly drawn sketch across the table. As Charles reached to take it their eyes met, and that hard, commanding green gaze struck straight to his core.

Charles knew that, once again, he had become an acolyte. He had the brand made, and made sure he was the first to receive it — though not at the base of his skull like the others.

Construction of a castle styled to resemble a Viking ship began a month later.

After the attach on the band in the Gulf of Danzig, after “That’s my bread and butter your fucking with” when what he really meant was something closer to holy sacrament, Charles was shocked to see a familiar face amidst the bodies littering the bloodied snow. Neither time nor the manner of his passing had been kind to Farher Ravenwood, a Cardinal now by the look of his robes. As Charles looked over the corpse, a new dusting of snow began to fall.

You chose the wrong god, he thought coldly.

Mine are stronger.

#metalocalypse #charles foster offdensen #my fanfic #my fic #my fanfiction

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