#cellbit loved the prank

[astroninaaa]

forever has just paused his stream to explain that

1. all of this is rp, cellbit and him are good and not actually mad at each other, what happens in the qsmp stays on the qsmp!

2. he agrees that q!forever is in the wrong. he thinks what happened shows that q!forever is truly at his lowest point, bc q!forever’s whole thing is that his main goal is to protect not only richarlyson but all the eggs, so the fact he hurt leonarda just showcases how much he’s losing it. (and my own note: it so is against q!forever’s morals that he immediately went to apologize to q!foolish and explain himself after)

3. he wants to remind the audience that in the last couple days q!forever has genuinely been going crazier and crazier and getting more tense by the second, being away from richas and not knowing if richas is safe, being stressed with the whole judgement that might make it so he isn’t even richas’s dad anymore, having the french doubt him and his motivations towards protecting the eggs (before he did anything to leonarda), and now being frustrated with the fact his xp farm (that he’s put hours of work and effort on) has been ruined. so while q!forever is in the wrong and definitely not in his right mind, this is not something that’s coming out of nowhere.

#qsmp #qsmp richarlyson #qsmp forever #qsmp cellbit #qsmp br #theyre also now talking about boundaries on what they cant and cant destroy from each other #forever is also talking about how stressed he is about them destroying things without planning it with each other first #cellbit loved the prank #theyve agreed on forever moving the music around so cellbit can find it and destroy it himself instead of them all being really hard to find #also as soon as they stopped talking out of rp they started swearing at each other LMAO

[zeb-z]

the sooner badboyhalo viewers realize he’s an unreliable narrator the sooner I’ll be able to sleep at night

#qbbh is unreliable he’s a little bit of an asshole he’s the worlds biggest hypocrite he’s self centered and in it for his own interests #he lies for fun he dishes out ‘pranks’ and ‘memes’ but cannot handle it when the role is reversed he needs things to go his way or he’ll #lose his muffins like #and I love it for him! his character can be frustrating sure but it’s fun he plays a good role!! #but bbh chat you are the bug under my shoe. be normal. learn what rp means for the love of god #media literacy! critical thinking! reading anything other than Twitter posts and hot takes please! #I’m once again seeing weird takes and it’s like man. qBad is so misunderstood. not for all the reasons you think though #he’s not misunderstood because he’s really in the right or good or whatever. he’s misunderstood because nobody understands his characters #views or intentions. i don’t think his character fully does either! unreliable narrator! please for the love of god! #I know I’ve made a whole other in the tags rant about this before but like it’s never been more applicable again #bad’s twitch chat be normal challenge level IMPOSSIBLE #and I don’t get why man. take example from the doozers w foolish. from jorge w bagi. Cellbit’s chat (for the most part) even #idk anyways #mcyt #qsmp #bbh #z speaks

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[thesmpisonfire]

Bagi sticking by Bad's side knowing he's a bitch of a friend. Knowing he will prank and torture and mess up with her but her brushing it off. Bagi sticking by Pac's side and talking about his self worth issues. Knowing he will put himself into harms way but doing her best to stop him. Something about Bagi loving the people that believe themselves as unlovable. Something about "you'll be bathed in blood" "it's alright". Something about Bagi ignoring all the things Cellbit said he did just to tell him "I didn't know this happened. I'm sorry"

Something about Cellbit calling himself a monster and Bagi holding his hand tighter so he takes her with him

#qsmp #cellbit #bagi cattuzzo #character analysis

[anonymous-dentist]

Watching vods and q!Bagi saying that q!Roier deserves better than his weirdo husband is so funny because like. They are quite literally the only people on this goddamn island who can stand extended periods of time with each other. They are pen y dejo. Together they’re annoying enough to be able to chase q!Bad away when he’s in a pranking mood. They’d literally die without the other. Roier is the only player given actual access to Cellbit’s Fear Room, which is his literal mind. Cellbit is the only person Roier feels he loves that he knows loves him back. They’re attached at the hip. They’re considered one solid entity by both the fandom and the creators. Roier showed up to Cellbit’s presidential interview and together they ruined it. Cellbit was one of three people at most who came to check on Roier the night Bobby died, back before everyone knew he would be dead for good. Roier was the only one on Cellbit’s side during the Regret Arc, unquestioning about it. Cellbit spent that entire arc avoiding Roier because he knew he couldn’t lie to him the way he could to everyone else.

So maybe she thinks her new (and only) friend deserves better. But he’d just say he wouldn’t dream of having anyone else. He had an island full of men to choose from, and he chose the weird guy living in a creepy basement that smelled like blood and coffee, and he’d never want anyone else.

#it’s so funny though she calls cell a Strange Man #which he very much is #but he’s also somehow one of the most normal people #when you look at everyone together

[qsmprambling]

I'm trying to think of things Bad has said to the islanders, not just to chat, about his characters species or lore:

Dapper knows about Bad's grim reaper lore and has been spoken to about it a lot - Dapper is a grim reaper in training. Baghera and Pomme know Bad is 'Jim Beaver' and Cellbit overheard Bad and Dapper talking about grim reaper stuff (and got advice directly from Bad about the dangers of ressurection), but it seems like none of them realise this isn't a prank or is not canon.

Bad said to Mike that in 200 years they'll all probably be dead, but he'll still be there. Mike said he kept forgetting Bad wasn't human, and Bad responded "Yeah! BadBoyHalo lives forever!" And then talked about how lonely it can get because everyone you loves dies and leaves you alone.

Spoke to Dapper about how their family is very long lived, saying he will live forever, Skeppy will live forever because he's diamonds, and Dapper will live a long life because he's a dragon. (Pomme was nearby but may or may not have heard)

Spoke to Dapper and Pomme about how lonely it can be when you live 1000+ years and how important a friendship with someone who lives as long as you do is.

When Dapper called tik-tac-toe an archaic game Bad said "Just because your father is 11,000 years old...!" (Confirmed this as canon to chat which matched up with previous info he gave)

When talking about Foolish's Capybara portal, he warned him it probably wouldn't be safe to leave it open because he didn't know what could come through. There was reference to a demon coming through and destroying everything. When Foolish asked if this was something that happened before, Bad said he knew of 'another island' with a demon problem. (Another day he vaguely referred to Max about people not knowing what they would get when they did summoning rituals and when Max said he knew what he was going to get, Bad said "Yeah I think people thought they knew what they were getting too...". It doesn't seem like Max picked up on this and it was more for the ghosties)

Dapper wrote on a sign to Baghera that Bad was 1000+ years old, and Pomme corrected he was more like 11,000+. Not sure if Baghera accepted it as a joke or lore since they were talking about the doctor saying he had dementia beforehand.

Richarlyson asked how hired Bad as a grim reaper if he has a rockstar background when he was going to show them Muffin (Not sure if Richas canonically knows Bad is a grim reaper or if this was out of character)

#badboyhalo #qsmp #I'll add more later if i think of them hmm... #i was not sure if i should include that one time he said he took a job as a doctor for a day pfft #if anyone has others frel free to add 😆 #lore

[comradeboyhalo]

also can we take a moment to applaud cc!bad for his dedication to roleplaying and keeping track of his morally grey character for 5+ hours a day, since the beginning of the qsmp? thats a lot of work, and a lot of effort to remember not to be ooc. he also balances really well showing q!bad's morality through pranks and jokes, so the cc doesn't get burnt out or in the middle of conflicts 24/7. with dsmp!bad, who was very antagonistic, it was difficult for cc!bad to vibe with others unless he was out of character, but he's struck a really good balance with q!bad, who is more antihero.

and bad's backstory drip-feeding is so masterful. he has such a clear vision of his character’s backstory, and the more we chip away at it, the more we can start to understand just who q!bad really is, and how he’s been shaped over the years. im dying to know how bad’s lore doc looks like, because he’ll just drop demon or grim reaper lore like its nothing, and its all consistent. 

im really proud that cc!bad has crafted such a complex and divisive character. i love seeing fans hate him or love him. we really needed a character like this on the qsmp, one not quite as “villainous” as elquackity and one not quite as “heroic” as q!cellbit while undercover.

#qsmp #badboyhalo

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[osarquivosmagnus]

this qsmp shit is really funny I caved and went to watch it from cellbit's pov lmao so like. I'd just like to share since I know people don't watch every pov (that sounds a bit much) that on.. day 2? From when the brazilians arrived at the island quackity and cellbit wanted to prank forever by gifting him a bomb and blowing him up... so cellbit came up with the idea of them pretending that quackity was interested in a date with forever and as they go the date, forever gets the "gift". So. Cellbit runs into forever and says "hey, quackity is interested in yoou!!" and forever immediatly goes "that man is POOR. If I can't get philza and you don't go kiss/make out with badboy I'LL do it myself bc he's very rich too." Then he turns to richarlyson and goes "see son, it's all about the money" and leaves LMAOOOO cellbit looks at richas and says "you know you can go after love, too.." and I can't stop thinking about this chain of events lmfaoooo

#qsmp #qcellbit #qforever #also i know a whol bunch of stuff is yet to happen #idk everyone yet #im sticking to cellbits pov bc Im familiar with him #and it's hours and hours of gameplay I just cannot invest time in this right now #but I AM intrigued by the mistery #and the cucorucho #etc etc

[lowkeyrobin]

Wholesome sibling antics with cricket crew? Like them getting reader on video/streams alot to play games (actual siblings) or maybe reader is a streamer and is very close with them, making people think you're siblings!

— 🦈 anon

oooo okay okay! I see the vision mwhahahahah ; and welcome to the family 🦈 anon! thanks for joining us :)

HANDSOME BROS ; sibling antics

includes ; tommyinnit, tubbo, ranboo & badlinu

warnings ; language, talk/jokes of killing, use of sibling!reader but can easily be skipped over/offered alternatives

masterlist

TOMMYINNIT

siblinginnit goes crazy (if you're adopted or not/you're just that tight with him that you're basically siblings. I'm being inclusive I swear 😭🙏 maybe you just have different dads who knows)

you're also a streamer 💀💀

lots of fans came from your brothers' rise in fame, but most of them actually see you for your own person and not just Tommy's sibling

(or tommy's very close friend if you don't wanna imagine you're related that's totally cool)

you stream pretty frequently together

lots of your streams feature Molly because you gossip and make crafts together and shit

when you're streaming with Tommy, the yelling at playful fighting never ends

jack, freddie, tubbo & molly act as your peacemakers LMAO

board game streams once a month so you can gossip and shit

people making fanart of you two >>>

"siblinginnits 🔛🔝"

("I wish they were real siblings so they could share horror stories of each other growing up 💀💀")

vlogs go crazy when you're there istg

at least 3 mins of each video is you two just bickering and barking over dumb shit

TUBBO

"are tubbo and y/u/n siblings?"

"no but they act like it"

if he's not streaming for tubbathon or on the qsmp bc he's a suffering addict, he's probably making videos or streaming with you

you just have that clear dynamic that even tho you're not related, you're found family in every universe

late night board game streams >>>

or chill mc smp streams where you two just argue over what to use and complain about each others builds LMAO

you arguing with him that he needs to eat real food

him arguing back saying you should help him then

you made your qsmp selves be twins so...

somehow you're worse than cellbit & bagi

usually tubbo doesn't have sunny around to see but you guys are so violent to one another 💀

"wdym siblings don't threaten to kill one another?"

"my brother in christ"

but then comes the amazing fanart and fanworks 🙏🙏

sibling duo for the win

RANBOO

you're just that cool and tight with him yk

the fact that you're credited in the end of genloss s1 as creative writer 372828 or something, people started speculating maybe you were siblings??

you really don't look alike at all but alright chat

but yeah, you're very close and tend to talk/stream/record a lot together

you make a whole vlog channel and it's mostly you two going on adventures and stuff

helping them out with the rebrand too

you'll often play games together all night and half the stream is just you guys fighting over the best yogurt flavor

"Ran, I will come to your house and beat you up"

"I'm just saying I think I'm in the right here"

charlie and sneeg are like your uncles

the peacemaker uncles because there's no way you can be out in public without causing a scene 💀

you guys take .5s of each other EVERYWHERE

your insta stories are just spam .5s 💀🙏🙏

and dumbass roasts of each other

the fanart is cool tho, often they dress you guys in "I love my sibling" shirts LMFAO

FREDDIE BADLINU

you're actually adopted (much like Tommy /j)

but obviously, with Freddie comes the pain of him not getting your charger downstairs for you

LMAO but fr, uno and monopoly streams are very normal

lots of trying each others wardrobes out as well

hackett siblings fanart (as little as there is) goes hard

you guys do a little soldier march whenever Tommy mentions America, and he notices but doesn't connect it for a solid 3 months 💀

average sibling pranks as well, considering you're so close in age

your main victims are usually ranboo, tommy, and jack

djing with tubbo>>>> making bangers up in here

the amount of .5s you have of each other is worrying

you're both too lazy to delete them so you have the ugliest pictures of each other 💀💀

"my brothers leaving to go on a tour. what do I do to prank him when he gets back?"

"y/n this isn't the private account"

"damnit"

#lowkeyrobin #mcyt x reader #mcyt preferences #mcyt oneshot #tommyinnit x reader #ranboo x reader #badlinu x reader #tubbo x reader #freddie badlinu x reader #cricket crew #cricket crew x reader #gn reader #gender neutral reader #they/them reader

[natureismynature]

Today was such a rollercoaster of emotions holy shit-

First was the anxiety and anticipation for Tazercraft and Foolish's long awaited confrontation. Then it was absolute fear and (probably) anger at the thought of Mike breaking Leo's bed. Then relief upon finding out it was just a prank. Then happiness because love and communication strikes again. Then absolute confusion and fear at whatever the fuck went down with Max and Aypierre. Then anxiety again at BBH's plan to kill Elq. Then fear at hearing that Elq had a plan for today. Then joy and celebration at Max and BBH's success against Elq. Then fear AGAIN once that sunk in to everyone's minds and what that outcome could mean for everyone. And THEN, when everyone thought it was finally over... we find out that Cellbit was played by the Feds like a fucking fiddle.

A LOT happened today folks. Just. A lot.

#qsmp #timb talks #rambles

[kadextra]

q!Forever & q!Bad, comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin

(little meta rp analysis & appreciation)

Comedy and tragedy- complimentary concepts when it comes to the dynamic that is these two characters.

Their lore together is truly like a soap opera to me in the way it operates, entertaining in how goofy it is- I laughed so much during interrodate. They had a whole elaborate musical prank war over a stolen gun (which neither of them even had, they’re just too dedicated to the bit.) The first thing they say to each other after q!Forever returns from the nether is “You look terrible!” 💀 and my guy gifted a bloody chainsaw as the flower of the day to q!Bad in purgatory 1 which was happily accepted.

Even when the characters show attraction for each other, it’s usually through some ridiculous romcom thing. q!Forever is in love with q!Bad dressed as pink barbie and thinks photos of her are the best gift a person could ever receive?? 🤨 q!Bad daydreams about q!Forever as a lobster with blonde hair and a six-pack??? brother be projecting him onto larry the lobster from spongebob squarepants dude what is wrong with them 😭 sometimes I wonder how they’re able to do all these bits in improv and take it seriously, it’s impressive

The characters are not normal, their relationship is not normal, it cannot be viewed normally. the ccs know exactly what they’re doing in creating whatever *gestures* this is, and it’s amazing. over the top, cute, played perfectly for comedy

But the characters aren’t just that, you can’t have them without the inverse 🎭 like a punch to the gut after all the sillies, they really know how to do tragedy well.

I very much look forward to whenever they’re at the top of their angst game, bc they both LOVE to make their cubitos suffer. to an insane degree. My god these two can’t go 3 days with their characters experiencing some peace and joyful whimsy, they *must* rp their ocs actively dying, horribly diseased, going crazy

And they go hard with it. I’m very serious when I say multiple times during the lore I’ve had to get up and walk away to calm down because it was too intense. super special shoutout to the q!Forever first happy pills arc stream & October 1st q!Bad psychotic breakdown stream. I’ve never been so shocked as I was watching those live, the stamina to do highly emotional rp like that is actually nuts. some of the most angsty mfs on this server fr (the #1 spot goes to quackity though. hey maybe i’ll make a tierlist)

So when Bad & Forever bring the best of their angst ability into serious rp interactions together that Aren’t comedic…? we are in for a treat. that talk they had right when q!cellbit died to the code, the richas rescue mission, the election, voting arguments, post-ron kidnapping, colorblind test/therapy, flower of the day. many scenes that are seared into my mind, but none is more so than The Happy Pills Proposal. goosebumps whenever I think about it… the scene ever. the way it was framed, the lines they said, how it had tense, chilling buildup before a literal explosion. how are these people capable of doing the most silly things and then turning around to stab us in the heart 50 times

So you bet I’m crossing my fingers for a meeting between @v@ & q!Bad. Forever is absolutely killing the role so far. If q!Bad gets involved I can already taste the glorious angst…. since he has specific traumatic experience in also being possessed, & having killed his possessed friends in another life. he recalled the memory when talking about how to save q!Forever last night. fun! *shaking*

anyways that’s all :D love these characters, I had been wanting to do a little meta appreciation post for a while so I thought why not now ^^

#qsmp #qsmp forever #qsmp badboyhalo

[sugahyeon]

No no no, but imagine:

Forever looking at his sword in disbelief, his hands shaking.

Foolish just left, Leo ran away, Richarlyson doesn't look at him in the eyes.

Forever who cried for each eggs' death.

Forever who tried so hard to protect Jaiden when they went on an adventure for Bobby.

Forever who's building an hotel to keep the eggs safe, who's always imagining new plans to protect them, no matter what.

Forever who loves his son so dearly, because he's his other half, the only thing keeping him away from insanity.

Forever who tried to hard and still failed.

Forever who hit Leo with his sword, almost killing her on the spot.

And for what?

A prank? A dumb revenge for something that wasn't even that important?

He knows he's wrong.

He lost his mind, somewhere between the betrayal of Cellbit and the kidnapping of his child.

It had been stressful, maybe a bit too much for him to handle. It was an accumulation of sleepless nights, of constant paranoïa in the dark, of knives in the back, of research for a lawyer.

Forever needs help.

But he's alone in this.

All alone.

Because it doesn't matter that BadBoyHalo trust him. It doesn't matter that he tried his best, to the cost of his sanity. It doesn't matter that he only wanted to save everyone.

At the end of the day, he betrayed all of his morals over a petty argument. He hit a child.

He put his sword away, hands still shaking, head full of one, chilling thought:

If he almost killed a kid today, how can he be sure he won't do it again?

Will the next kid survives?

Is he a monster?

#qsmp #qsmp spoilers #qsmp liveblog #qsmp liveblogging #qsmp forever #qsmp foolish #qsmp leonarda

[qroier]

cannot stop thinking about how a spiderbit divorce arc might go mainly because the only way it could ever happen is as a prank, meaning seeing everyone's reactions would be the funniest thing in the world.

like just imagine it roier and cellbit gather the entire island up into a crowd and there's the typical overstimulation constant talking over each other impossible to hear vibes and roier has to shout out CELLBIT IS TRYING TO SPEAK! SHUT UP! and that immediately noticeably lowers the volume because, uh, ce- cellbit? what??

and then cellbit's like thank you gua- roier. thank you roier (and meanwhile pac is starting to hyperventilate or something in the background because what the fuck is going on)

and then they actually announce the divorce and roier obviously says some stupid shit like naooo meus pais meus pais murieron or we're free step bro or y bueno!

except every single person on the entire island including cucurucho from hundreds of blocks away and the fed workers in their offices can hear him because it’s dead. silent. for like a solid 10 seconds.

before pure and utter mayhem erupts that starts with pac breaking out into wails and a variety of people shouting out arguments and disagreements at the top of their lungs

someone tries to argue that divorce is illegal on quesadilla island, foolish suggests going to couple's therapy before being reminded that roier is the therapist (and melissa is conveniently busy that week), niki offers to step up to the therapist plate, bad gets someone to help him lasso the two so they can't leave the same room until they agree to call off the divorce, bagi threatens them with her frying pan, pac offers his other leg to cellbit for him to change his mind, just pure, utter, chaos.

(meanwhile roier and cellbit are giggling laughing their asses off high fiving behind their backs, same as us)

probably one of the few people not voicing complete and utter disagreement is jaiden hfskjs instead she's immediately no questions asked jumping on roier’s side (obviously) and offers to like represent him in court. if it ends up actually getting dragged out I can see foolish pulling a super dramatic "I THOUGHT YOU'D BE GOOD FOR MY SECOND FAVORITE SON" on cellbit and retracting his offer to build another castle anytime. the federation has to call off all work for like a solid week because every worker is either too absorbed by the live action telenovela or too distraught by qsmp island's personification of romantic love breaking up to actually get any work done

quackity, of course, is having the time of his life the entire time. he's the only one upset when it's all revealed to be a prank. he tries to offer himself as a rebound marriage to both of them except roier and cellbit are too busy laughing together to even notice the offer

#qsmp #spiderbit #speaking

[isa-ghost]

OMG i would love to hear more qphil headcannons!

SET 5 LETS GOOOOO

Previous Sets:

Set 1

Set 2

Set 3

Set 4

When he's alone he gives so many less fucks. Anytime he passes a Federation camera or building or whatever he flips it off. Sometimes he'll stop to do it, do a funky mocking jig out of spite. If Fit has Fuck The Catfish (FTC) then Phil has FTF. Fuck the Feds

Besides the fact that he's sentimental about stupid shit, he also hasn't deconstructed the shitty dirt shack yet because he treats it as rent lowering gunshots. That's his wall. Bitch.

He's a teeny tiny bit sad everyone who lived IN the wall is sorta gone for one reason or another. It's a bit lonely. And eerie, considering a lot of the time they lived in there was before the worst of what's happened to everyone happened. The insides of the walls feel like a fucked up time capsule now...

We've seen this in canon but he LOVES to wander. Wanderlust his beloved. Find cool shit, collect cool shit, get cool pictures. It's just nothing but Ws. ... He feels a lot of deja vu doing it. He'd be able to place it if he could just fly...

Ever since that taste of flight in Purgatory, he's been aching so much more for it again. His stomach fills with dread at the thought of saving Tubbo's life costing him his wings. He'd make the decision he did again & 100x over, but flying is so core to who he is. He can't fathom being grounded for the rest of eternity.

If it weren't for the constant danger he feels like he's in, he'd LOVE to just lay down on his stomach on Chayanne's old house's roof & just sun his wings. Mmmmmm warmmmm

He'll never admit it to Tallulah, but sometimes he switches up what he eats between his avocado toast phases so he never gets sick of it. She thinks he just infinitely enjoys the stuff.

He's convinced the Baker is a paid [Federation employee? Cucurucho 3?] actor that can't, no matter what, break their stoic smile. Phil spends SO much time when he has no other responsibilities trying to get them to crack. He flips them off, he makes faces, he threatens them, he rambles off the wildest most random shit. He did the DK prank. He dances in front of them. Nothing. But one day he'll get them.

Just like cc!Phil, he loathes a lot of stereotypical British stuff, like tea. It's so funny. Fit & Tubbo especially like pushing his buttons about it, his food rants are the best.

When he heard someone on the island made up a rumor that Eggza is legit because Phil taste-tested a cookie out of curiosity, he took that and RAN. Yeah. He's egg sometimes. Who's his parent you ask? Well that's a secret (it's Rose).

The moment Fit told him he has a thing for Pac, Phil instantly launched into wingman mode (pun intended). No more,,,, Hitting The Gym Together. Fit wants more than a fwb, Phil is SO here for it

Cellbit & Baghera take priority over everything. But GOD is he not ready for the flashbacks when he gets to Egg Island to save them. He didn't know Etoiles left that scar on his back...

In very dad fashion, his sneezes and yawns are fucking atrocious. Unnecessarily loud.

(With the idea that Purg2 is canon): He can't help but think about all those new people going through the hell he did. What if he knew some of them? What if there were friends there he forgot about because the Federation meddled with his memory? It makes him sick.

The islanders closest to him + the kids are starting to think he's got some kinda sleep disorder. He sleeps for an awful long time sometimes... (when his hc streams get long :) )

This idiot sleeps in the worst places I bet his back cracks and pops like fucking bubble wrap (same tho)

#qsmp #qsmp philza #q!philza #philza #qphil headcanons

[dez-wade]

GODDDD OKAY Tubbo and Bagi are honestly like, the perfect people for Forever to become closer with BECAUSE they are very blunt and upfront. It's something I appreciate about Phil's friendship with Forever too like they're take no bullshit and will directly talk to him if there's an issue.

It's especially helpful since I feel like Forever struggles a lot when people are sarcastic with him in English or "obviously" not being truthful or not being direct since it isn't HIS language. Bagi speaks Portuguese too, and Tubbo also struggles with sarcasm and is usually quite straight forward which is something I feel like Forever needs since he's quite earnest and open with the people he loves.

He does just deserve so much more, and he DOES have so many good friendships that both him and his fans don't realize where the other person actually cares for HIM and HIS safety and happiness nd not his title as president. (Etoiles, Philza, Cellbit, Pac, Roier, maybe Tina, the other Brazilians, etc)

I knowww his character is just like that, far too forgiving and willing to accept the way others treat him but I need him to be friends with someone who won't take his shit but also won't let certain people walk all over him and call his one sided trust and loyalty "friendship". Just...I want him to be close with people who care for him and for him to realize just how many people he has who trust him and that being ganged up on and accused of horrible things because you dared disagree with ur "close friend" isnt Normal Friend Things

Sorry I think Forever finally realizing it's a duo, NOT a trio made me finally snap after months of watching him fight while feeling completely alone since he thought he only had those two who treated him with mistrust and actively tried to turn everyone against him and richas who was uninterested in having a relationship with him before being literally kidnapped

Ramblings about q!Forever and his friendships.

You made a really good point about Forever needing to have friendships that are more blunt and upfront. BBH likes to lie and gaslight for fun, Baghera does that too sometimes and Forever usually takes it as face value. Which is why he snapped on Bad and started talking Portuguese when he went all mockingly "it's sarcasm" when Forever didn't understand. They also do a lot of mind games that Forever wasn't even aware of.

People got mad that Forever never believes when BBH says something but that's because HE ALWAYS LIES. I think what happened now made sure that Forever will never believe BBH again, even if he tells the truth (that he only tells after telling 10 lies before) because it finally clicked to him that BBH will lie about everything because he can, even if there's absolutely no need to. He actually trusted BBH every time he said he didn't do something that he actually did (like the pranks on his base).

Having him get closer to people who are more earnestly like him, don't do mind games and are clear about what they're feeling is something that he definitely needs. It also explains why he has such a warped sense of what his friendship with Baghera and Bad actually were.

I REALLY wish he learned about what happened with his gun. What would have been just something small before, with the current situation, it would really enlighten him that is something that is always happening. For big, and small things.

I stop deluding myself that he'd cut ties with them for good, I just really need at least that he stops treating them priority and value his friendship with other people more. No matter who it is at this point, as long as it's someone who just earnestly likes and trusts him.

I always had people saying I want Forever to have a "yes-man" because I complained about BBH and Baghera never agreeing with anything that Forever decides to do. But they never supported him in any of his decisions. Like, I think the only thing they didn't complain about was N.I.N.H.O. and hell I think if Forever tried to come up with that idea today they would twist into the worst case scenario. And even then, after he was completing NINHO, I remember Etoiles tried to come up with an idea of having a council with the strongest members on the island so they could mediate between conflicts that could affect everyone like the Regret arc. Forever liked the idea and tried to tell Bad, who immediately twisted into the worst case scenario that they would be bullies that arrest people. So it's something that always happened, you know? Even before the election arc. They never trust him to make big decisions. It's something that made me appreciate insaneduo so much back in the election arc, because it was such a relief to see him speak with someone who valued his ideas, added to it, or just argued normally why it wasn't good.

I think the reason he's so forgiving is that he's trying to be his better self, since he wasn't a good person in the past, so he thinks he should be the bigger person and let people walk over him. I don't think he found a balance of what a good person that helps the people actually is. There's also the fact that at the end of the day, he's at a point where he truly doesn't care about anyone or anything besides Richarlyson and making sure that he leaves the island. That's why he can't even hate Cucurucho (despite obviously not liking him) even with the fact that he pretty much tortured him, because Richarlyson wasn't affected so he thinks it's not important.

I really, really wanted that Forever had someone at his side that didn't make him feel Richarlyson was everything he has. That if, God forbid, Richarlyson died one day he'd at least think he still has someone for him besides just dying together with his son.

#qsmp #q!forever

[haikirii]

q!Cellbit just wants to give what he didn't have, because now he's living the life he never could: an analysis of his relationship with the Eggs

disclaimer: I wrote this long before the eggs disappeared so… MAYBE it's out of date, keep that in mind when you read it but this is my analysis of that time

q!Cellbit grew up in the war, that is a fact. His life has never been particularly peaceful since then and, considering that shortly after the war ended he was arrested, he was never able to truly live.

Survive. Your mind is always focused on surviving, on not dying to anything or anyone, on staying alive. His playground was the battlefield, his childhood games were to kill his adversaries. His "quiet time" was amidst the chaos of a field of blood.

Soon after he was arrested, living a few good years there before escaping in a miraculous way after threatening everyone and having a gun with a bullet and a dream. He had miraculous therapy, became a detective and is now living on an island; married; with a son; being friends with the people he threatened; leader of a resistance and constantly being manipulated - and trying to manipulate back - a cruel mysterious organization that has trapped everyone where they are.

Anyway, I've repeated these lines so much that they were simply written automatically without me even thinking straight. I may seem repetitive in the next paragraph, but it's something I want to emphasize: q!Cellbit didn't have a life.

q!Cellbit didn't live his life. He spent all these years before arriving on the island thinking about just surviving, he only had the chance to live a "normal" life NOW. On that island where he was tortured; mistaken; kidnapped; had his friend kidnapped; his son was threatened; his family broken multiple times; his nearly month-long investigation stolen; all this, for this damn place to be where he's probably having the best time of his life.

Understand? Do you understand how absurd this seems? And that's exactly why q!Cellbit does everything to protect the eggs: he wants all of them to have the life he didn't have. That they can play without worrying about having to survive another day; that they just be the children they deserve to be and not the killing machine he was when he was younger.

q!Cellbit wants his son to just do the pranks he does, for Richarlyson to enjoy his childhood and his paintings without him having to worry about who the person he will kill tomorrow will be. q!Cellbit wants his son to live a normal life. In fact, he wants all the eggs to live a normal childhood.

Even with all the dangers that plague the island, even though the eggs were forced to be little warriors like he was, he still always does his best to encourage them to play. He always joins in on their games, always falls for their pranks, always prioritizes talking to them and has always treated them like what they are: children.

And that's exactly what makes it 1000x worse that he was the one who found the report of the little egg abandoned at the adoption center. For me, he saw his reflection there in those dirty pages and desperate words of a child who just wanted to be loved by someone.

An egg that I'm sure q!Cellbit would have loved to give the love he so deserved, a love that overflows with his failures and setbacks.

A love that every child deserves.

pt-br

disclaimer: eu escrevi isso bem antes dos ovos sumirem então... TALVEZ esteja desatualizado, tenham isso em mente quando ler mas isso é a minha análise daquela época

q!Cellbit cresceu na guerra, isso é um fato. Sua vida nunca foi particularmente tranquila desde então e, considerando que logo depois que a guerra acabou ele foi preso, ele nunca pôde realmente viver.

Sobreviver. Sua mente sempre focada em sobreviver, em não morrer para nada e nem ninguém, em ficar vivo. Seu parquinho era o campo de batalha, suas brincadeiras eram matar seus adversários. Sua "época tranquila" foi em meio ao caos de um campo de sangue.

Logo depois ele foi preso, vivendo alguns bons anos lá antes de fugir de uma forma mirabolante depois de ameaçar todos e tendo uma arma com uma bala e um sonho. Fez uma terapia milagrosa, virou um detetive e agora está vivendo em uma ilha; casado; com um filho; sendo amigo das pessoas que ameaçou; líder de uma resistência e sendo constantemente manipulado - e tentando manipular de volta - uma organização misteriosa cruel que prendeu todos aonde estão.

Enfim, eu já repeti tanto essas linhas que elas simplesmente foram escritas automáticamente sem eu sequer pensar direito. Posso parecer repetitivo no próximo paragrafo, mas é algo que eu quero frisar: q!Cellbit não teve uma vida.

q!Cellbit não viveu a vida dele. Ele passou todos esses anos até chegar na ilha pensando em apenas sobreviver, ele só teve a chance de viver uma vida "normal" AGORA. Nessa ilha onde ele foi torturado; enganado; sequestrado; teve seu amigo sequestrado; seu filho ameaçado; sua família quebrada diversas vezes; sua investigação de quase um mês roubada; tudo isso, para esse lugar maldito ser onde ele provavelmente estar tendo a melhor fase de sua vida.

Entende? Entende o quão absurdo isso parece? E é exatamente por isso que q!Cellbit faz de tudo para proteger os ovos: ele quer que todos eles tenham a vida que ele não teve. Que eles possam brincar sem se preocupar em ter que sobreviver mais um dia; que eles sejam apenas as crianças que eles merecem ser e não a máquina de matar que ele foi quando menor.

q!Cellbit quer que seu filho apenas faça as pegadinhas que ele faz, que Richarlyson aproveite sua infância e suas pinturas sem que ele tenha que se preocupar quem será a pessoa que ele matará amanhã. q!Cellbit quer que seu filho viva uma vida normal. Na verdade, ele quer que todos os ovos vivam uma infância normal.

Mesmo com todos os perigos que assolam a ilha, mesmo que os ovos tenham sido forçados a serem pequenos guerreiros como ele fora, ainda assim ele sempre faz o possível para incentivar que eles brinquem. Sempre entra nas brincadeiras deles, sempre cai nas pegadinhas, sempre dá prioridade para falar com eles e sempre os tratou como o que eles são: crianças.

E é exatamente nisso que é 1000x pior que tenha sido ele a achar o relato do pequeno ovo abandonado no centro de adoção. Para mim, ele viu seu reflexo ali naquelas páginas sujas e palavras desesperadas de uma criança que só queria ser amada por alguém.

Um ovo que eu tenho certeza de que q!Cellbit teria amado dar o amor que tanto merecia, um amor que transborda de suas falhas e recaídas.

Um amor que toda criança merece.

#qsmp #cellbit #qsmp cellbit #qsmp brasil

[pupstim]

I love how Foolish and Badboyhalo are kinda on the same wavelength, when they're bored they either go and prank people or they make puzzles for people. They're such cryptics and just chaotic and goofy Island life hits them heard but being goofy lil guys is just part of their character.

I dunno I just love Badboyhalo giving Tina a puzzle and now Foolish giving Cellbit a puzzle.

Both puzzles are such needlessly complex things and they spent so long on it with so many intricate parts I just... HRGH I love Landduo so much, both when they're goofing together and not.

AND Foolish saying he's giving Badboy a puzzle too but now they gotta wait.

#qsmp #q!badboyhalo #q!foolish