#cartoon hillary clinton

[mysharona1987]

#hillary clinton #donald trump #georgia #political cartoons #politics #democrats #republicans #news #rudy giuliani #sydney powell #hillary

[dontmean2bepoliticalbut]

#us politics #Jesse Duquette #art #drawings #political cartoons #maga #trump supporters #fuck trump supporters #republicans #conservatives #gop #donald trump #indictment #hillary clinton #president joe biden #biden administration #2023 #not mine #repost

[wardsutton]

My new piece for today's Boston Globe.

#ward sutton #sutton impact #illustration #editorial cartoons #boston globe #editorial cartoon #political cartoons #cartoons #caricature #political cartoon #joe biden #george w bush #dick cheney #al gore #ralph nader #bill clinton #hillary clinton #george hw bush #ross perot #pat buchanan #ronald reagan #jimmy carter #john anderson #ted kennedy #cornel west #rfk jr #jill stein #dean phillips #marianne williamson #2024 elections

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Other Scenes We’d Love to See Captured by the Trump Courtroom Sketch Artist

— By Ward Sutton | August 25, 2023

— Melania Watches from Home

— Backstage at Fox News

— The G.O.P. Reacts

— Co-Conspirators Lying Low

— Meanwhile, in Chappaqua

— Post-Arraignment Dinner Back at Mar-a-lago

#Daily Shouts #Daily Humor #The New Yorker #Ward Sutton #Scenes #Donald J. Trump #Sketches ✍️ #Cartoons #Artist #Melania #FOX News #G.O.P. #Co-Conspirators #Hillary Clinton | Chappaqua #Post-Arraignment #Dinner 🍲 🥘 #Mar-a-lago

[archivetradition2023]

#Hillary Clinton #political cartoon #becoming feminine

[1stpoliticalcartoons]

#political #republicans #politics #democrats #education #humanity #voting rights #please vote #political cartoons #trump #hillary clinton #nancy pelosi

[acquariusgb]

Billary fic drabble advent calendar: Day 10

Day 10: Under the Mistletoe

Hillary and Bill were spending Christmas Eve and Christmas Day at Chelsea's, like it had become tradition in the last year or so. 

Since the grandkids were older now, it was easier for Bill and Hillary to pack for a night away than to have all the Clinton-Mezvinsky group come over to their place in Chappaqua.

When they walked inside the house the two older grandkids immediately greeted them with enthusiastic shouts of 'Grandma and Pop Pop".

For the elderly couple it was music to their ears. They had always wanted a house full of kids, and it might have taken them longer than expected but they finally were in a place in their life where their wish had come true.

Two secret service agents helped them with the bags full of presents and then they said their goodbyes to give the family their privacy.

"I see someone went crazy with buying presents again." Chelsea commented with a smile hidden behind an annoyed glare when she saw the big pile of boxes suddenly materializing under the tree.

"You know your father." Hillary sighed as she sat down. "Sometimes he can be worse than a child in a sweet shop."

"Hmm... Excuse me..." Bill said indignantly. "I'm pretty sure that you're as bad as me when it comes to shopping for the Grandkids." He put his arms around her waist from behind and hugged her towards him, kissing her cheek. "And like always poor old Pop Pop has got only a few presents with his name on the tag. He has become a low priority in Grandma's list." 

Hillary rolled her eyes at his dramatic performance. "Oh, you big baby." She playfully patted his cheek as she turned in his arms

She was about to give him a quick kiss when Jasper called her and so she rushed away from her husband to be a doting grandmother.

"See..." He put his arms out to make his point "low priority." He muttered to his daughter.

Chelsea just laughed and went back into the kitchen to check on dinner. It was always fun when her parents were in a good playful mood. 

Charlotte and Aidan had heard the exchange and brother and sister immediately looked at each other in a complicity way and they went into their room to think about a plan.

When Marc came back to the sitting room, he saw his parents-in-law sitting on the sofa with Jasper watching a cartoon movie while also doing a Christmas puzzle book.

"Where are Charlotte and Aidan?" He asked with a frown. 

"They are in their room." Hillary answered. "It looked like they were intensely working on a project." 

"A secret project" Bill added amused as he recalled his grandkids' answer when they were shushed away.

Hillary giggled.

Suddenly they heard a door bang and someone running. Then, again, the door being quickly shut. Marc was even more suspicious, and he made his way into their bedroom.

"What are you two up to?"

The two kids jumped on the chair at the sudden intrusion and looked up guiltily. "Nothing" They said too quickly.

Marc just stared at them with his arms crossed.

"Well..." Aidan was the first to cave under their father's glare. 

" Aidan, no.. " Charlotte immediately tried to stop him. 

"Charlie, we need to tell him. We need an adult's help"

The girl sighed, and she had to admit her brother was right: for their plan to work, they needed someone tall. So, they finally confessed everything to their father and with an amused smile he agreed to help them.

Soon after, Chelsea called everyone to the table as dinner was ready. Bill made sure that he ended up sitting next to his wife. It might have sounded cheesy, but he always felt better when they could sit together, that was one of the aspects he hated of the state dinners while he was president, that they had to sit at different tables.

In the middle of dinner, Charlotte lost something under the table and she looked under it. She glanced across the table and saw her grandparents holding hands. She smiled and elbowed her brother. She tilted her head towards her grandparents, so he could see too. 

After dinner it was time to put their plan into motion. Marc had done his part, so it was up to them to make sure it worked. They asked their mother to put some music on. 

"Pop pop, dance with me" Charlotte took her grandfather's hand and they walked toward where there was more space behind the sofa.

"okay." Bill agreed with a smile "but no ballet dancing."

Aidan didn't even have to ask his grandmother because Hillary, being a dance lover, immediately suggested his Grandson to join the other two.

Soon Hillary and Bill bumped into each other. They smiled, and Bill started dancing with his wife.

"Look, you are under the mistletoe." The children pointed up.

The couple looked up and saw the familiar plant.

"When..."

"How…”  

From the children's snickers, they understood it was their doing. “Pop Pop, you must kiss Grandma now.”

Bill lovingly smiled down at his wife and tilted her head up. “You’ve heard them.” He said with a smile. “I MUST kiss you.” He leaned down. “And I’ve been waiting all evening for this.”

“Let’s try to keep it PG, okay.” Chelsea warned them 

Their lips finally touched and they both savored the kiss.

#the clintons #hillary clinton #bill clinton #billary #chelsea clinton #bill and hillary #grandparents #advent calendar fic drabble

[plethoraworldatlas]

Some people have already jumped to "Hillary Clinton lost because people talked about racist things she do so anyone who talks about Biden doing racist things is a faker virtue signaller psyop Idiot Trump loving fascist".

I cannot stress enough that demanding people ignore the most fucked up shit any politician has ever done or else they are "the enemy" is 1) absolutely BS 2) creates a lose lose situation for minorities 3) preserving the racist status quo.

(Also, the "Hillary lost because people didn't want to be called racist for voting for her" is so damn dumb, you sound like a conservative who thinks democrat voters act like cartoon caricatures, and you are dancing around her losing due to her alienating entire demographics of voters out of racism/believing she didn't actually have to work to earn their votes)

IF YOU ACTUALLY WANT CHANGE TO COME FROM THESE POLITICIANS, YOU HAVE TO ACKNOWLEDGE THEY LIKE EVERYONE HAVE DONE RACIST AND MESSED UP THINGS, MORE SO THAN MOST OTHERS DUE TO THEIR POSITIONS OF POWER, AND CRUCIALLY, HOLD THEM ACCOUNTABLE, HOLD THEM TO THEIR PROMISES TO DO BETTER, AND DEMAND THEY CHANGE FOR THE BETTER.

If an establishment democrat presidential candidate actually owned up for the messed up shit they and the party have done and actually worked to make amends to the communities they harmed and actually committed to standing against racism and bigotry, they'd all but instantly be a more moral president than pretty any other.

Calling anyone who talks about bigoted and messed up things Biden has done a Psyop Virtue Signaller faker idiot racist Trump loving fascist is just they way you have chosen to tell minorities "I don't care about the racism or bigotry you face when it's inconvenient for me"

(This was prompted reading the posts of someone who legit believed that Hillary lost because "virtue signaling" progressives (You know they desperately want to call the SJWs like they want to call people slurs) didn't campaign enough for her for free because "they thought she was racist". Completely ignoring the fact that people DID vote for her and She WON THE POPULAR Vote, losing primarily because she lost major states because she ignored entire voter demographics and alienated them with her racist record and thus lost the Electoral College. This person also reblogged posts calling people who reblog posts about Palestine "Pro Pal Fandom" regardless of context or anything, and generally seems to consider that no one legitimately cares about the genocide, and just considers it all an "AstroTurf virtue signal Russian (or Chinese) PsyOp" designed to "cost Biden Voters" because the world Truly revolves around Biden's polling numbers to them the same way conservatives believe international politics revolve around Hunter Biden's genitals)

#us politics #biden administration #biden #2024 presidential election #us elections #racism #“Calling Our presidential candidate racist is fascist actually” you sound like a conservative #“Don't dare demand a less racist politician or even ask for this one to become less racist” #I believe the person this came from was someone I once respected too for talking about ACTUAL RUSSIAN PROPAGANDA.

[honestlytastygayasstrash]

my tattoos pt. 3

11 behind left ear, 8414 on left forearm, firefighter helmet on left forearm, heart with eyes crying blood other left forearm,  three rubber duckies on the left inner elbow, flag of Pakistan on left bicep, four leaf clover on left bicep, lotus flower on left forearm, panther and leopard on left bicep, “BADA BING!” Symbol from The Sopranos on right hip, unicorn on right bicep, “GOON” on right side of chest, dog from the triplets of belleville on right side of chest, their drivers licence on right bicep, “light up the dark” on right bicep, “KUNIAL” written vertically under left armpit, Winnie the Pooh holding a balloon under left armpit, portrait of pig with “Piggy Smalls” on left hip, “Katy must learn to share her friends” under right armpit, “you know Bupkis” on right side of chest, “SHAOLIN” on stomach, Hillary Clinton on right shin,  “Jokes come and go, but swag is forever” on the left side of chest, wu tang clan logo on left shoulder, Willy Wonka portrait on left forearm, Direwolf from game of thrones on right forearm, “Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.” On left forearm, paceman net to a ghost next to a bad mushroom on abdomen, playboy bunny behind left ear, two hearts behind left ear, ghost emoji on abdomen, “ALLOFTHEM” on right side of torso, “Mille Tendresse” on back of neck, “CURSED” on back o neck, Quentin Blake’s BFG on right forearm, “I was saying I was crazy before I knew I was” on right forearm, 5 stars on right forearm, “X/XI FOREVER” on right forearm, cloud on the middle finger of left hand, ski mask on centre of back, pikachu on the index finger of left hand, three bands around ring finger of left hand, deathly hallows on left wrist, Phoenix on right forearm, arrow on left hand, “REBORN” on right hand, “G” on ring finger o right hand, sorting hat on index finger of right hand, golden snitch on middle finger of right hand, poky ball on pinky finger of right hand, heart on pinky finger of left hand, “NO” on right thumb, “SO” on left thumb, “Z” on left wrist, broken heart on centre of chest, lighting design with the loony tunes characters on right side of back, three stars one with smily face one with average face and one with frowning face on right shoulder, three eagles on right side of back, astronaut on left wrist, angel with blunt on right side of back, “REDRUM” on right hand, kite on right thumb, heart on right hand, peace sign on right hand, “always” on right side of ribcage, Tommy’s mother painting on left side of abdomen, “H2GKMO” on right hand, “ANGSTYMOMTATTOO” on right side of chest, tootsie roll owl at centre of back, claddagh ring on top of back, “XX” on left side of neck, piece of paper with “Jane Doe” on right side of abdomen, “Don’t let the bastards get you down” on his left ribcage, cartoon shoe with face smoking on left upper side of back, seven knives on right side of back, flowerboy album cover on the left side of back, keyhole shape under right armpit, inhaler with wings and a halo on left thigh, ‘WHITE GOFF WANKER’ across both thighs, a list of all the albums they have released with a smily face on top on the upper side of left thigh, brain on right thigh, flower with ‘goff le fleur’ on the inner side of left knee, dog eating doughnut on right thigh, ‘radical’ on right bicep ‘goff wanka’ with doughnut on left bicep, Tyler The Creator on left thigh

[klapollo]

contrapoints getting interviewed for Hillary Clinton's girlboss apple tv show alongside like, kim k and mariska hagertay is so funny like. she does not need the money. I can't imagine a meaningful amount of people are gonna watch it. saying no to this on moral grounds seems astoundingly easy compared to the other ethical compromises the modern world puts us into every day. I want to stick a cartoon telescope into her ear and read her thought process line by line here like it's a screenplay like I gotta know what motivated this. this equation isn't adding up at all but it's hilarious.

[mysharona1987]

#donald trump #Trump #trump indictment #hillary clinton #democrats #republicans #politics #georgia #political cartoons #books

[pettydavis]

just an annoying ass post all around really "malewife" is not the only way to refer to like a dynamic breaking gender roles if that's what they needed to bring up like why would you call a cartoon teenager a wife or husband in any context. and I wish girlboss went back to being something only braindead liberals called like Hillary clinton and we all realized was stupid as hell and had not cycled back around to apparently genuine praise again. meme side effects

and that that on what? that.

[letsgethaunted]

Episode 42: QAnon, Adrenochrome, & the 5th Dimension Photodump

Image 1: A Turkish TV segment speculates how Hollywood Elites harvest a chemical compound called “Adrenochrome” from children’s blood and inject it into their skin to appear youthful. Image 2: A supposed telltale mark of Adrenochrome users is dark bruises under the eyes from injection sites. Image 3: The original posts from an anonymous 4chan poster who started the QAnon Movement claims to have inside information about corruption in the US government. Image 4: Reddit posts by QAnon supporters are still prevalent despite the ban on QAnon content by Reddit. Image 5: A political cartoon depicting President Trump “draining the swamp”, a popular QAnon phrase to describe how Trump is fighting “The Deep State.” Image 6: According to QAnon supporters, Trump is saving children from being tortured and harvested for Adrenochrome by Hillary Clinton and the deep state. Image 7: A still from the supposed snuff film codenamed “ Frazzledrip” which is said to feature Hillary Clinton torturing a little girl in a satanic ritual. It’s very fake and poorly done btw. Image 8: A typical QAnon supporter ig post which claims COVID-19 is here as divine punishment and cites the “FrazzleDrip” video as evidence of satanic ritual abuse of children by Hillary Clinton. Image 9: Political Propaganda from a Facebook Post featuring Hillary as The Devil in a fist fight with Jesus Christ. The page which shared this photo has been traced back to Russia by independent sources. Image 10: The very cult-like 5th Dimension Ascension Program which promises a true path to for the human soul to ascend to another dimension free from the satanic hold on our current earthly bodies.

#QAnon Adrenochrome & the 5th Dimension #Let's Get Haunted #Adrenochrome #QAnon #Frazzledrip #Instagram

[theolddivorcedzukka]

WAIT I FIGURED IT OUT OMG !!!

[Video ID: “we’re eating / we’re eating / we’re eating kids / we’re the crime fighting kids / we’re eating / we’re eating / we’re eating kids / here comes a snake”. the video contains a slide show of pictures of Hillary Clinton. the last picture is a picture of a green cartoon snake. /End Video ID.]

i figured it out hehe this is like. my favorite video ever sjdbksnskshdjdh

#submission #COREY I AM PISSING MYSELF SHEOEBDODBIS #that was anticlimactic

[xtruss]

The 2024 Uber Lost & Found Index Reveals Bizarre Items Left behind By The Customers

— April 17, 2024 | Uber.Com | Written By Uber

With Mercury in Retrograde, which astrologists say influences forgetfulness, we’re back with the eighth annual Uber Lost & Found Index – a snapshot of the most surprising and most popular items left behind in Ubers.

Over the last twelve months, items of clothing, luggage, headphones and wallets topped the list of most frequently forgotten belongings. But Uber riders didn’t just leave the usuals behind… in fact, folks forgot their frontal hair toupees, live turtles, trays of meat pie, tubs of surgical implants, and more. We saw a few new forgetfulness trends this year, too: Miami was the most forgetful city, red was the most lost color, 9pm and 10pm are when most folks report lost items, and January 21st was the most forgetful day.

Take a look at the full Lost & Found Index below, which includes step-by-step instructions on how to get help getting lost items back in the Uber app. Whether it’s your Beyoncé fold up fan or a whole smoked pork belly, we want to help you reunite with your prized possessions!

The 2024 Uber Lost & Found Index! The 10 Lost Commonly Forgotten Items:

Clothing

Luggage

Headphones

Wallet

Jewelry

Phone

Camera

Tablet or book

Laptop

Vape

The 10 Most “Forgetful” Cities:

Miami, FL

Los Angeles, CA

Atlanta, GA

Houston, TX

Dallas, TX

Orlando, FL

Phoenix, AZ

Tampa Bay, FL

Denver, CO

Austin, TX

The 50 Most *Unique* Lost Items:

Frontal hair toupee

Hot sauce and a breathalyzer

I left a leaf in your car that’s much needed

Two containers with spiders in them

A Beyoncé fold up fan

A tray of meat pie

Ceramic cat

Jar of oysters

A personalized blanket with a picture of me and my dog

Small rat skeleton prop

Candle that says ‘See you in court’

A fake tooth / retainer (it’s a really small plastic piece with a fake tooth in it)

Gray tub of surgical implants

Police-grade handcuffs

My live pet animal turtle

Waist beads and a burrito steamer

I left expensive blueberries that are special that I need that the store is completely out of. There’s two packages that I absolutely need.

My girlfriend’s pregnant pills

Small box containing a gnome.

Standup paddleboard paddle

Painting from SeaWorld. It was wrapped up in a roll and I love it.

A playbill from the Spamalot show at the Kennedy Center

My robot

Benihana garlic butter

Contraceptive Plan B from Costco and a BaBylissPRO massager machine

A panic button

A spear and a furry fox tail

Taylor Swift autograph. Framed!!!!

Fart sensor

Bravo Con wristband

A #bestdayever foam sign

3 feathers

Fake butt

Poster of Hillary Clinton

Panty liner and 1000 bucks. That’s all I can remember

Some lotion or my thong

Meditation crystals

Undergarments, bread, pack of ham and mayo

Cardboard cut out panda

Street sign saying ‘She’s drunk’ and a picture frame

My father’s beard softener

Big sentimental carrying jug

Paternity test

WWE championship belt

Harry Potter wand engraved with name ‘Alexander’

Large sticker with a dancing cartoon cat that says ‘Spanky Fest’ on it

I might have left my garden fence in the trunk.

Jeep Liberty engine. Please call me

I lost my wizard woman

Three Japanese ceramic decorative cats – one gold, one black and one pink. All fist-sized.

Top 20 Forgotten Food Items:

Leftovers from Pizzeria Portofino. Soooo expensive.

A whole smoked pork belly

Cooler with meat

I left the ice cream cones in your car and was worried about it melting and making a mess

A nice cheese. Feel free to keep!

A pan of chicken spaghetti

Bucket of cookies

Benihana garlic butter

Mason jar with cilantro

Church cookies in the trunk

Green lettuce in a jar in your car

Fly ass burrito

Side of salmon

Tomatoes (Don’t need ‘em back, just a heads up so they don’t cook in your car!)

A tray of meat pie

I left my pizza in your car! I can’t believe I left it!

Bowl of meat is in your car! And i need it

I left some pasta in the back by accident. Feel free to have it! It was so yummy and I didn’t eat out of the plate. Thanks again!

Jar of oysters

Small container of valuable honey

2024 Lost & Found Trends:

Seeing Red: Lost an item and seeing red? Well, that should help, since the most popular color of lost items was red.

Keeping Cool with Crystals: Channeling your inner zen and manifesting more just got a little harder. Riders around the country lost a number of healing crystals, including purple Amethysts, green Aventurines and more.

Mini Cooper Movers: The top lost car keys were from Mini Cooper owners. They won’t be getting very far in their little cars!

What’s the WiFi: There was a significant number of wifi hotspots and mobile routers left behind this year. Is that why you dropped from the Zoom call?

Getting Sensical: It appears Uber riders are coming to their senses this year, or finding them rather. From dignity, to credibility and memory, riders reported emotional losses left behind.

Next Time, Take Your Board: Whether of sentimental value or brand spankin’ new, skateboarders forgot their #1 tool this year time and time again.

Most Forgetful Days/Times:

Remember 1/21: January 21st is the most forgetful day of the year, with the most lost items recorded.

Losing Hour: The most popular hours of the day lost items were reported were 9:00 pm and 10:00 pm. Not the ideal night time routine we see on TikTok, huh?

Lost Items That Peak On Certain Days:

People are most likely to forget luggage on Mondays.

People are most likely to forget headphones on Tuesdays.

People are most likely to forget wallets on Wednesdays.

People are most likely to forget jewelry on Thursdays.

People are most likely to forget phones on Fridays.

People are most likely to forget vapes on Saturdays.

People are most likely to forget clothing on Sundays.

If you’ve left something behind during a ride with Uber, look no further than this help page, which outlines the simple steps you can take to help you get a lost item returned to you.

The best way to retrieve a lost item is to call the driver – but if you leave your phone itself in an Uber, you can login

Open the Uber app and tap “Activity” on the bottom icon menu.

Select the trip on which you lost the item.

Scroll down to “Find lost item” in the Help section, and then “Contact driver about a lost item.”

Enter your phone number to call the driver.

If your driver picks up and confirms that your item has been found, coordinate a mutually convenient time and place to meet for its return to you.

If your driver doesn’t pick up, leave a detailed voicemail describing your item and the best way to contact you.

#United States 🇺🇸 #Uber.Com #Lost & Found | Index

[realhankmccoy]

has everyone ever thought of applying 'if you're not happy with the current state of things, something is wrong with you and you made your own choices and YOU'D BETTER TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN LIFE RATHER THAN COMPLAINING ABOUT ANYTHING ELSE Paglia attitude to Paglia?

well, at least one writer comes to mind,

another libertarian

i remember seeing this in 2015 and thinking it was funny. unlike Trump's cuck, i pay attention somewhat to what's going on in the adult world, though it's getting increasingly harder for me to care at all now that i better see how truly stupid Americans are, and that means almost all Americans

these libertarians never know what they're talking about, but they're happy to think they're upholding a civilisation or something

they don't ever blame the real causes like apathy and Netflix addiction

or that americans are psychologically and socially abusive to the point where everyone's just become obsessed with upsizing to a ritzier house and pulling cartoon antics to splash all their competition into the mud

nah, with these people on the right it is always like OOH SOME RABBLE BEING NAUGHTY AND PROTESTING though Camille does praise stonewall and some rebellions she's mostly only into the rebellions of THE PAST like it's a done deal. hey fuckers, as long as it's a peaceful protest, that's at least avoiding cardiac arrest, which is the main problem in america

#camille paglia #nick gillespie