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we stan caitlin clark in this house

#get his ass!!!! #snl

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70 year old

Did Che say 7 year old wife

#snl

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we got a heidi break!

#snl

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we're not even one sketch in and ryan's already losing it. this is gonna be a great episode

#snl

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gits and shiggles??? they got that from that guy on tiktok right

#i love that guy #snl

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is @misterelguapo okay rn

#i know he lost it the first time heidi played this character #now there's two of them! #snl

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why am i actually excited about this

#it's gonna be adorable #aaron judge #nyy

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I wanna do something with my life, like watch more movies.

#i have literally only watched one movie since the year started what is wrong with me #text

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“batman/superman shouldnt kill” and “aliens dont belong in indiana jones” and “ghostbusters shouldnt be female” and “star wars shouldnt do whatever the prequels did that made me mad for some reason” when will fandom entitlement over nerd shit end? when will you grow up? im sick of hearing about what characters/stories should and shouldnt do from a bunch of unwashed ingrates who didnt make them, and dont have the balls to pick up a pencil and make something half as good and revered as whatever they complain about from behind their greasy ass screens

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[superbatson]

CHARACTER ASK GAME!!! 💫

Send a character + one or more of these question!

1. Why do you like or dislike this character?

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

3. Least favorite canon thing about this character?

4. If you could put this character in any other media, be it a book, a movie, anything, what would you put them in?

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

6. What's something you have in common with this character?

7. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

8. What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?

9. Could you be roommates with this character?

10. Could you be best friends with this character?

11. Would you date this character?

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

13. What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or you think the character would use a lot?

14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

15. What's your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn't matter if it's canon or not.)

16. What's your least favorite ship for this character?

17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with?

18. How about a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire?

19. How about a relationship they have in canon that you don't like?

20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?

21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?

22. If you're a fic reader, what's something you like in fics when it comes to ths character? Something you don't like?

23. Favorite picture of this character?

24. What other character from another fandom of yours that reminds you of them?

25. What was your first impression of this character? How about now?

26. FREEBIE QUESTION!!

#asks

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#jesus christ why are there so many dune books #isn't the first one alone like 600 pages #god.......

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I often wonder how many alternate timelines do you destroy the world because… Frankly, you don’t have the cojones to die yourself. Hmm? So, as usual, I’ll be the bigger man. 🃏 A truce, Bruce. As long as you have this card, a truce. But all you have to do is tear it in half and I’m happy to discuss with you in any way you like, why you sent the Boy Wonder to do a man’s job? ZACK SNYDER’S JUSTICE LEAGUE (2021) ››› Ben Affleck as Bruce Wayne / The Batman

#prev #let him kill people he deserves it #zack snyder's justice league

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who was your original blorbo? Like the first ever blorbo that you felt Blorbo Induced Emotions for

#probably either like. belle from batb or woodstock from the peanuts franchise 😅 #probably more woodstock given what a blorbo is #whereas with belle i just thought i WAS her (which i kinda turned out to be oops) #text

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if a character means enough to me i will truly never stop thinking about them. i just retire them into a little back room in my brain and periodically bring them out to stare at them under a little light

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Are there any fics that explore this?

#okay so where's the mpreg fic that explores them actually getting married and reproducing hmm? #dune #feydpaul #i don't even go here but i love austin and timmy so i guess i ship feydpaul by proxy

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Do you consider your favorite TV show and the best TV show you've seen to be the same show?

Yes

No, I think my favorite show is objectively bad

No, I think my favorite show is objectively good, but there are better ones

I don't have a favorite show/don't watch TV/see results

The "best show" here means the show that you consider to be the best-quality/most well-made, not how much you liked it.

Note in ask :)

#i love friends but it's VERY dated and unfortunately i think i pick up on more and more problematic jokes with every rewatch #the actually good jokes still remain funny though #polls

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Sorry I liked your post 37 seconds after you posted it. I am both incredibly online and have a crush on you.

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