#calico jack x stede bonnet

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Hello 1000 followers, and, presumably, goodbye.

The fact that I have 1000 followers means that the people have gotten too comfortable with Jack/Ed and I need to get weirder by shipping him with Stede./j

also congradulations @wearfinethingsalltoowell and @smartypunk for guessing correctly

#gentlemanjack #calico jack x Stede bonnet #ofmd #our flag means death #calico jack #calico jack ofmd #stede bonnet ofmd #stede bonnet #the gentleman pirate ofmd #the gentleman pirate #they're top 4 top #they're lucky they have Ed otherwise it would just be angry frottage 24/7

[ask-calico-jack]

You're flirting with me, aren't you?

-Stede

(PS: Fine, I'll admit that I showed Ed our conversation and he said "sounds like he's flirting with you, babe.")

Took you long enough. I get not picking up on the standing too close at the urinal move because back then I was also trying to kill you, but the fact that ;{) and sugar didn't tip you off is a little embarassing.

#calico jack #ofmd #stede bonnet #calico jack x stede bonnet #Of course I'm trying to have a three way with you and Eddie we have to break in the new boyfriend #You're lucky your gay gay or I would bring Anne and Mary around too #OOC: My shipping is showing tee hee

[our-flag-means-love]

ofmd as text posts | part 7/?

(alternate version where they're all one image for easy saving)

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd meme #ofmd memes #stede bonnet #edward teach #blackbeard #blackbonnet #gentlebeard #ofmd frenchie #oluwande boodhari #ofmd oluwande #lucius spriggs #ofmd lucius #izzy hands #calico jack #ofmd calico jack #(is there a consensus on ed x jack ship name? and if so then how do i not know about it??) #mary bonnet #mary allamby bonnet #ofmd as text posts

[appleteeth]

Screencaps that made me laugh x OFMD (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) (11) (12) (13) (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (19) (20) (21) 22

#our flag means death #our flag means death meme #ofmd #ofmd meme #ofmd crack #our flag means crack #edward teach #blackbeard #stede bonnet #buttons ofmd #black pete ofmd #lucius spriggs #roach ofmd #ofmd x screencap meme #izzy hands #calico jack #anne bonny #david jenkins

[weepynymph]

I was thinking about the inconsistency between Ed say he doesn’t have any friends in season 1, compared with running into two of his friends in season 2: Mary and Anne.

And yeah, the show itself is acknowledging that Ed does have friends:

‘A lot of your friends are troubled aren’t they?’

‘Well yeah they’re all pirates so.’

But I don’t think this is an actual inconsistency in the writing.

I think what Ed meant that night, curled up in the bath and afraid, when he said ‘I’m not a good person Stede. That’s why I don’t have any friends.’ Was not literally ‘I have no friends’ but more in the vein of how calico jack describes pirate friendships:

‘What kinda pirate has a friend? We’re all just in various stages of fucking each other over.’

And I think Mary and Anne (as much as I love them) fit pretty squarely into that category with the game they play of Ed and Stede and the way they laugh at their vulnerability and project their own relationship troubles onto them.

Ed has friends but not in the sense of people he can rely on, people he can be truly vulnerable with, people he can trust.

I think that’s partly why Stede leaving him triggered him so badly. Stede was the first person to say ‘I’m your friend.’ and really mean it. The first person with whom he felt he had the kind of friendship, the kind of trust he’d been craving: ‘I trusted you. I trusted us.’

#ofmd #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 spoilers #edward teach #stede bonnet #anne bonny #mary read #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #Stede x ed #ed x Stede #calico jack #our flag means death

[magniloquent-raven]

still coping

✨here be memes✨

#ofmd #our flag means death #mary bonnet #edward teach #ofmd blackbeard #calico jack #evelyn higgins #ofmd izzy #izzy hands #stede bonnet #gentlebeard #blackbonnet #ed x stede #text post meme #ofmd:textposts

[dontfuckingbother]

Artist: itsmstilinski on twitter!

#screaming crying throwing up #not my art #ofmd season 2 #ofmd stede #ofmd meme #blackbeard ofmd #ofmd s2 #our flag means memes #our flag means love #ofmd fanart #blackbeard x stede #edward teach x stede bonnet #stede x ed #stede x blackbeard #ed x stede #calico jack #izzy hands #ofmd izzy #blackbeard x izzy

[soapbubbles511]

#our flag meets death #ofmd #stede bonnet #edward teach #ed x stede #so I guess I'm making gifs again now too #but this has been stuck in my head #stede was not amused by any of calico jack's antics #but i can imagine him being particularly not fond of this one

[butch-pyrate]

Surprising lack of flogging fetish fic in the OFMD Fandom. Like you have Izzy right there, the man clearly wants it. CJ literally carries a whip around. Stede talks about floggings. How is there so little of it in fic...

#ofmd #izzy hands #edward teach #blackhands #edizzy #cjizzy #calico jack #Stizzy #stede x izzy #stede bonnet

[transjudas]

I was tame compared to him.

#ofmdedit #ofmdblog #ofmdaily #userkristi #usereena #uservici #edward teach #ed teach #stede bonnet #ofmd #ed x stede #blackbonnet #calico jack #our flag means death

[ariazureyt]

Made a Lighthouse edit of episode 8. WB blocked the full edit on YouTube, so I had to upload it to Ko-Fi. I’m going to continue working on the Lighthouse edits and post clips to YouTube if I can 🥰

You can watch the full fan-edit here!

#our flag means death #the lighthouse movie #ofmd #ofmd stede #renew as a crew #ofmd s2 #rhys darby #blackbeard #blackbeard x stede #ed and stede #black beard #calico jack #the lighthouse #long live our flag means death #save our flag means death #renew our flag means death #renew ofmd #our flag means fanart #our flag means love #taika waititi #lighthouse #bad luck to kill a seabird #stede bonnet #saveofmd #save ofmd #seabird

[batsarebetterthanpeople]

Anyway Rhys enjoyed playing romantic rivals cross Will Arnett and I think they should let him do it again since he liked it so much. Maybe in the same show. Maybe as the same characters. Maybe.... Maybe they should let him.

Maybe there should be an arc there... Rivals to ... No I shant say

#calico jack #stede bonnet #calico jack x stede bonnet

[ritalacochona]

So I watched The Other Woman (2014), and it is not a good movie, but it gave me an idea for a light-hearted Steddyhands AU I might start writing:

Izzy has been dating Jack for 6 months. He had known Jack in college. Had followed around Ed and Jack. They were stars even back then. Izzy never felt like he fit in with these tall, handsome athletes. Izzy was small, hard working, studious and sullen. Back then Izzy only had eyes for Edward. Not that he ever let Ed see it. Even if Jack could.

When Jack walked into his law firm 6 months ago Izzy was brought right back to his college days. Devilish and more handsome than ever, they fell in to bed together immediately. Izzy had grown a lot since college, yet he was still swept up by the feeling of being the nerdy kid who captured the quarterbacks attention. Izzy was lost on him so fast. He didn't do relationships, yet here he was holding hands with Jack at a work function. He didn't do love, and yet he felt a deep well of affection boardering on something more.

Stede had met Jack 10 years ago. Freshly divorced and out of the closet, he couldn't believe his luck when Jack approached him at Spanish Jackie's. He was so grateful when a one night stand became 1 and then 2 years. When Stede's dad died Jack was there for him. Being his presence at a company he had never wanted to inherit. Jack had proposed. They had gotten married in the bahamas. Louis in a blue bowtie, Alma with chrysanthemums in her hair.

Ed hadnt seen Jack since college. He was a musician travelling around the world trying to find himself. Running into Jack at that fundraiser had been like, meeting his old self again. He had always rejected Jack's advances in the past. Jack had matured, had tempered that fun enthusiasm into success and it looked good on him. Ed had always liked fine things, Jack had developed taste in the last years if the gifts were any indication.

When Lucius suggested surprising Jack after their fight, Izzy had ignored his gut feeling. He wanted to have fun, to relax his shoulders and live a little. Coming face to face with Stede Bonnet-Rackham had not been part of his plan.

#ofmd #izzy hands #our flag means death #fanfiction idea #is this anything? #edward teach ofmd #edward teach #stede bonnet #calico jack #steddyhands #stizzy #edizzy #Calico Jack x Stede #Calico Jack x Ed #Calico Jack x Izzy Hands

[our-flag-means-love]

ofmd as posts i saved to my phone way before ofmd came out

part 6/?

#lucius is both vers and a switch thank you for coming to my ted talk #ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd meme #ofmd memes #black pete #lucius spriggs #lucius x black pete #spanish jackie #jim jimenez #edward teach #ed teach #blackbeard #calico jack #stede bonnet #ofmd as text posts

[appleteeth]

Screencaps that made me laugh x OFMD (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) 8

#our flag means death #our flag means death meme #ofmd #ofmd meme #stede bonnet #edward teach #blackbeard #black pete ofmd #izzy hands #frenchie ofmd #calico jack #lucius spriggs #ofmd x screencap meme

[ofmdincorrect]

Ed: Two years ago, I married my best friend.

Ed: Stede is still mad about it, but me and Izzy were drunk and thought it was funny.

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd meme #ofmd incorrect quotes #izzy hands #stede bonnet #blackbeard #ofmd izzy #edward teach #black beard #stede my beloved #stede x izzy #blackbonnet #technically it’s could be calico jack