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Me: Oh it will be a long time till I get back into hatchetfield

Starkid releasing working boys and a four hour vid titled "a pit stop in hatchetfield": ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT

#caktusjuice babbles #hatchetfield #starkid #tgwdlm #nightmare time #hatchetverse #black friday musical #npmd #workin boys #WHAT THE HAP IS FUCKENING

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Cute things to call your significant other

Teddy Bear

Yumyum

Stupid Asshat Cuck Fucker

#caktusjuice babbles #pokotho #pokey #tinky #t'noy karaxis #nibblenephim #nibbly #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #nightmare time #tgwdlm #tw cussing

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... That is just a straight up picture of Audrey 2 dear article. When she is done with you you will not have skin.

#caktusjuice babbles #lsoh #lsoh twoey #yes this is an actual real life article that just stared me in the face when i opened my browser #you cant imagine the feelings that were felt #audrey ii

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Supportive Aunt...

#caktusjuice babbles #auntie melissa au #hatchetfield #nightmare time #richie lipschitz #melissa nightmare time #starkid melissa #hey melissa

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OKAY I FEEL CHEATED THAT THEY DIDNT RELEASE HEY MELISSA AS AN ACTUAL EP CAUSE IM CURIOUS WHAT THE ENDING SONG MAY HAVE BEEN

I'VE BEEN CHEATED OUT OF A MUSIC

#caktusjuice babbles #hey melissa #hatchetfield #starkid #nightmare time #nmt #nmt2

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Pokotho desperately wants to understand the human experience and is a lil pretentious in his lyrics, trying to mimic human desire and emotions. But he just... can't. It's impossible. Because he never listens to them, right? Blinky not only sees but hears the human struggle. Understands it and takes delight in it. Tinky understands, ever toying with them and inserting himself at any given point in time. Ever watching them in the maze of the bastards box.

But Pokey. Pokey can't stand any voice but his own. Pokey never listened. Never cared to. Couldn't stand to be bothered to hear for even a moment. And I think his inability to grasp what it is to feel human really bothers him. But he is too wrapped up in himself and can't fathom that he is his own worst enemy here.

#caktusjuice babbles #hatchetfield #pokotho #tgwdlm #hatchetverse #nightmare time

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me, mid crochet: Do you think the problematic puppy was Ted?

@jaiesondurantkross : gasping and looking in horror at me

Me, looking up from my work in terror: I DON'T KNOW WHY I SAID THAT

#caktusjuice babbles #hatchetfield #npmd #hey melissa

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Tinky shows up and folds Ted like a lawn chair before storing him in the Bastard's Box for (un)safe keeping.

#caktusjuice babbles #t'noy karaxis #tinky #ted spankoffski #theodore spankoffski #starkid #hatchetverse #hatchetfield

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WHY WEREN'T YOU AT ELF PRACTICE!?

Terrible answers only

#caktusjuice babbles #christmas #elf practice #why werent you at elf practice

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Is anyone gonna talk about how Wiggly's sniggles seem happier than say... Blinky's.

They genuinely seem so excited to go and play with his tentacles when he shows up. They're kinda just like YAAAAY HE IS HEEEERE

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Looking for PaulKotho or TedKaraxis suggestions today

Or just self ship stuff of the LiB with a faceless y/n type stand in

honestly suggest anything... I am so bored

#caktusjuice babbles #paulkotho #starkid #tgwdlm #nightmare time #hatchetverse #hatchetfield #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday musical #black friday starkid #starkid black friday

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Anywho, I am thinking that for the Paulkotho fic it will follow Pokey more than Paul.

But the idea is that Pokey has finally succeeded in the events of TGWDLM, after several failed attempts in other universes, but now that he has essentially killed Paul he has become extremely bored with the Paul-faced meat puppet. So he instead decides to come to earth as a human (Corey looked so good ok), so he can actually get to know Paul before taking over this universe. The idea of getting close and personal and THEN betraying Paul is exciting to him. But the longer he stays in human form the more he begins to FEEL human.

THAT'S RIGHT BABIES! WE ARE RUNNING PENNYWISE SOFTWARE! ALL THINGS MUST ABIDE BY THE LAWS OF THE FORM THEY INHABIT! YOU WANNA BE HUMAN? GET FEELS BEOTCH!

#caktusjuice babbles #paulkotho

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Taking drawing suggestions for

Paulkotho

Lindanephim

and Tedkaraxis today

#caktusjuice babbles #let the shipping commence #tgwdlm #starkid #pokotho #pokey #hatchetverse #paulkotho #nightmare time #hatchetfield #the guy who didn't like musicals #npmd #nerdy prudes must die #linda monroe #nibblenephim #nibbly #ted spankoffski #theodore spankoffski #tnoy karaxis #t'noy karaxis #tinky

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Anyway... Richie wanted to dye his hair blue but his mom wouldn't let him. But then his uncle Paul sees how bad Richie wants it and feels bad, so he just gets him the spray in hair color and is like "dont let your mom know"

and everyone at school can 100% tell it is gross sticky spray in hair color. But Richie is very convinced he looks so cool.

#caktusjuice babbles #richie lipschitz #hatchetfield #npmd

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what was that pokey? You wanna repeat that, Pokey?

#paulkotho #tgwdlm #caktusjuice babbles

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Rat man

you're a rat and a man

i said rat man

with your little rat hands

I said RATMAN

steal some cheese if you can

There's no

need

to

be

so

hungry

It's fun to hold a rat in your hands

its fun to hold a rat in your ha-ands

you can feed him a snack

you can give him some cheese

you can give him whatever you please!

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