headcanon kristoph is partial to sinfully rich chocolate. it's one of his most obvious weaknesses because he's honest about it. every time he's out to dinner with phoenix, he does this whole act at the end like "oh hmmmm should i do the chocolate lava cake this time? i really shouldn't. it's so unhealthy. but i'm going to be thinking about it later. oh alright. you talked me into it. i'm going for it! oh i'm so bad, wright. really. we're living dangerously tonight." and phoenix just takes a biiiig swig of juice straight out of the bottle every time and is like "ya cheers i'll drink to that babygirl."
VALENTINE'S DAY ISN'T JUST FOR ALLOS. GIVE YOU FRIEND OR QUEER PLATONIC PARTNER A VALENTINE!!! GIVE YOUR PARENTS, YOUR SIBLINGS, YOUR TEACHER FUCK IT GIVE YOUR NEIGHBORS A VALENTINE !! ALL FORMS OF LOVE AND APPRECIATION IS VALID!!!
The part about being independent and living on your own sucks when you're sick and mom's not here to make you some broth ☹️ So you gotta cook some by yourself, whining and sneezing the whole time.
Sometimes it scares me how joyless people are willing to make themselves. We're all going to die with maybe a few years difference. Not eating carbs is just not eating carbs. Botox and injections aren't preventing aging. Live a happy life. Eat that chocolate bar you've been saving. Buy that weirdly specific scented candle. Embrace aging because you know you lived a real life instead of worrying about people percieving wrinkles or carbs or if your car was cool when you were in your 20s. Be happy with what makes you happy and live before you die.