#but this was generally funny so I had to share it

[firebirdsdaughter]

#Kamen Rider Zero-One #Kamen Rider Zero One #the joke is that she doesn't love any of them #but I feel like this is the way I always end up writing her #she's like that stereotypical stepmother who didn't want the kid #the Ark after hacking Horobi: what do you MEAN you have a son who needs to comew/???? #although I stand by my interpretation that the only reason she GOT to Horobi was his desire to protect Jin #IT'S FUNNY OKAY #I have another version of this that is very centred in my hc #but this was generally funny so I had to share it #Binary Retro Rider

[canon-notcanon-warriorcats]

i started playing clangen the past few days and my clan took in a paralyzed kit cause her mom couldn't take care of her anymore

she turned 6 moons old and she decided she wanted to help around camp and such so she lives in the elder's den now instead of becoming a warrior, but she was given a warrior name

morningrunner

the game named the paralyzed cat MORNINGRUNNER???

#the names are randomly generated so this is completely rng so it's SO FUCKING FUNNY LMAO #i'm gonna rename her to something more appropriate but i had to share lmao #also i think i'm gonna make her a medicine cat or mediator #because that's the only way to get her out of the elder's den and it just feels so weird to me to have a 6 moon old cat be an elder

[warmspice]

Legitimately love little freaks and weirdos

#BEING CRINGE ON HINGE HASHTAG GIRL #I like. Have been in my house for too long. And am going a bit silly crazy #So it's a bit um. Unhinged if you will #But like. I think if they're like oh yeah. This is good. The silly. Then it will be a good match #I think it's also really funny #The glow up. Some ppl. In my likes have had... #They have been sitting in there for like... Perhaps even two years... #Finally confronting to them n like.. Oh hello you seem. Really hot n cool now #I think. A common pitfall ppl have. Is just like #The most generic profile w no silly word prompts #Like baby girl how am I supposed to tell if I like you if you just have pictures of being hot? #I will #Just be scared of you. Shaking in my boots even #Anyways everyone wish me luck I want this one girl to bite me 👍 #I think. I think I'm sharing a bit too much tonight I'm so sorry it will happen again #Void talks

[unorcadox]

made a 7 part edit series tonight that'll probs just trickle out over the next few weeks, won't be labelled as a series, but consider this proof if you notice the pattern

edit: omgg for the first time in several months, i actually have a slight surplus in total edits. i've been scraping by for literally all of the summer, but maybe i can finally get a decent backlog again :D

#not edits #it's pretty obvious once you start looking for it but yeah #i wanna do some requests and use those to fill in the gaps in my schedule so hopefully i'll have some of those to share soon #i've had all the prompts sitting in my folder so patiently for me #will try to edit some tomorrow <3 #edit tags: i literally edited the one that came out yesterday that morning #i did the same for today's edit today #i generally try to keep a bit more ahead of them than this but like sometimes life is so funny #gonna try to harness the batch editing energy + new photo transfers from this time last year and see if i can get a ton of edits done

[pyrriax]

HI TUMBLR late footnote posting before i go to bed (i took a nap today........ ate up most of my time)

not a lot to talk about with footnotes today since i was Busy and my brain wasnt working pfndkmlfd i blame seven hours of modded oneblock

#haunted ecosystem #haunted bookshelf #i might make a tag for these footnote posts? i think its a fun way to document what ive written about without sharing All of it #also yes thats a random crack au that i've have in the back of my head for a bit what about it #i dont think its canon in the slightest its just a funny little thing in my head for writing random bs #honestly i might start trying to work on more wtds stuff. this is kind of a perfect excuse #also! i think how i might work this is that if i work on a larger project during the day then i'll just do the daily prompt #since its a good exercise and an excuse to keep some kind of writing streak going #i actually asked one of my partners for a prompt since i was struggling to find an interesting one #ended up with 'last man standing' for spoke... very fitting tbh #i might write a more canon take for that. the concept i wrote down was much more set in an au than anything since i was also thinking #about asomatous zam at the same time so i kind of just incorparated both of them into it with it being paracosm-era #OH did i ever mention that i have a general title plan for the other parts of that kind of. world #its very set in stone that if i do write more it'll be two more parts #metamorphosis (5 part) and paracosm (1 part with multiple scenes. functionally 3 part maybe?) #asomatous goes in the middle of that. i need to kind of plan all of them out better and see how it wants to flow #metamorphosis was started as a concept because i had a few bad things happen bingo prompts i wanted to be used for asomatous #but didnt end up using. so metamorphosis is my excuse for that. paracosm is just a Concept thats been really plaguing me basically since i #originally wrote asomatous... i should probably come up with a temporary series title. i think something about shattering skies? #its a reoccurring theme and symbol throughout all of them....... i just think its neat #ANYWAYS goodnight to you especially if you actually read through all my tags :)

[mrfoox]

.... OK I really hope I can keep this dude ♥

#miranda talking shit #Like... I just want him around me... Yeah. First visit I thought it may be how I felt. Now I'm like lol yeah #8+ hour visit later... Not even that I just... Am being used for sx like we talk so much #We talked about past experiences and love and children etc. Like... I guess we just vibe. Or rather I feel like we do #We make each other laugh and he seem to want to touch me and want to tell me about things #He talked about metal (or we about music but I'm not a metal head so) and he played songs for me #He found my reactions to them funny. Some song did some guitar thing and I was like “woah!” #He laughed and after the song went into explaining what it was. How it was done and such #“i wonder what you think about this... Or... Well maybe you won't care. But I think you may find it interesting?” #Me already clawing at the phone: yes yes I'm interested show me!!! #I love having people show me things willingly. Like even if it's embarrassing or whatever like hey I am going to love it #He showed Warhammer figures he had painted and talked about that #I love hearing people info dump like omgggg hiiii tell me everything uwu #I took up the... Idea of being fwb and being like... Exclusive about it. And he was like “I mean... I haven't really been seeing anyone els #Mainly bc I don't want to and bc it's so... -makes eye contact with me-“ me: tiring?”-deep sigh-yes so tiring.... “ #He shared a lot of personal things in general and one thing in detail he definitely didn't have to #I mean I casually say I got daddy issues but that's like... Yeah my dad never cared for me and my siblings that's just how it is ya know #Idk man. Been a while I... Felt so... At ease and.... Open so quick with anyone. I liked Linus quick but not in this way #I hope I get to keep him around me for more... Like he's.... I think we have things in common but we are definitely still different enough #Want to learn everything I can about him. Plus he let's me be... Overly affectionate and serviceing him like an doting mom (how I want to #Treat everyone in my life but I know majority don't accept it). I get to bring him a drink and help him get dressed to go outside #Men who just goes along with how I want to express affection and not hate it is great #I mean. I don't think he have been touched this... Affectionately before either. I'm very intense and like.... Yeah it's like I'm in love #With you. Sorry I'm stroking your face and looking into your eyes and all :/ #He just smiles. Me with basically heart shaped eyes and he's like: :) #Some nerdy brunette: hi (: me: omg? Spend all your free time with me???

[jewishcissiekj]

Oh waitttttt I love Medstar

#yael is reading star wars #as long as i ignore jos's existence and focus on the barriss parts it's wonderful #barris and luminara content! it's great! #and jedi talking about the dark side we love to see it #funny that we had ahsoka being anakin's padawan for almost 5 seasons but barely got any shared meditations or normal lessons #like yeah learning through adventure i guess and other stuff would be boring for kids #but if filoni thought even a bit about anakin's turn to the dark side we could've had some really neat stuff #and just jedi lessons in general would've been nice #practice makes perfect was great but it was child soldier training not jedi training #wish we knew more about ahsoka as a jedi #the ahsoka novel does a pretty good job at that i think #but there's no real background of where she learned stuff #would've loved a luke and yoda on dagobah-esque lesson with ahsoka and anakin #or even just a small montage like we had in forces of destiny with ahsoka and ezra #but filoni doesn't think anakin is a good jedi so guess we can't have that #like man even the wbw in ahsoka was a life lesson not a jedi lesson #sorry for the rant lmao i just started thinking about this #medstar

[starmagnets]

the urge to share my non-kirby writing vs the terror of knowing ppl would probably be weird (negative) about it because it’s. yeah.

#my ramblings #like it’s nothing BAD but it’s really different from what i usually share. #sometimes it’s a lot more self-indulgent than my kirby stuff. other times it is infinitely more fucked up than my kirby stuff. #it just. it’s a lot more concerning a lot of the time in general. if i’m being honest. #which is funny bc i’ve had ppl get worried about me bc of my kirby writing before. so. yknow. lol.

[arrowpunk]

I think one of the funniest and sweetest things someone has said to and about me was how, upon learning that someone had insinuated that I was a danger to/would abuse my wife, my(very Catholic) friend loudly and angrily proclaimed "That's like saying Jesus Sinned"

#ramblings of an arrow #the person who insinuated that said that I was putting words in their mouth when I asked them why they said that #but like its still there #can still scroll back and look at exactly where she said she thought I would hurt Batty if I got angry enough #in hindsight its incredibly obvious she was just trying to hurt me as viciously as she possibly could with words #which was fun and blindsided me because I had thought we were friends up until that moment #like it worked good job babe I have never sobbed so hard over anything anyone has said to me #I have also never seen my wife so incredibly pissed off about anything before after she read the message #anyways I love and adore my wife and would never do anything to intentionally hurt her #I also like do my best to avoid intentionally hurting anyone in general #like theres a little bit of a difference between snapping 1 rude phrase at someone after enduring months of abuse #and intentionally hurting someone who you actually share a deep bond of trust with #but anyways some ppl are bad at nuance #I just thought my sweet catholic friends horrified outrage was really sweet and also the way she phrased it really funny

[sysig]

TMP 1 Adventures (Patreon)

#Doodles #Tamagotchi #Yaaay I can share them! My Tamas! ♥ #It's been a fun experience to play with Tamagotchis for the first time haha - it's a much slower burn than I could've expected! #I only ever got to even hold a Gotch for maybe twenty minutes up til this point? Lol - not very long at all! #As you can imagine I only got to play with the Egg Hatching/Baby stage which is very chaotic and needy so that's what I had to go off of #It's different! Not Super different in certain ways lol ♪ But different! #Smol very graciously agreed to play with me since I got both a Mesu and Osu :D She got the Mesu and named her Honey #And I kept the Osu and named him Bee! :D #I'm still in a little bit of conflict as to whether the Device (Gotchi) is named Bee or if the Creature (Tama) is named Bee lol #I think I've decided that the Device /and/ the first generation of Tama is named Bee and then all subsequent generations are puns on Bee lol #So for Bee's child I named him Bay - BayBee lol #Bee was a cute little lad <3 I miss him a bit :') But he was a good father as well! Fed little BayBee haha #It was sooo cute to see their futons next to each other and then a little bittersweet to see little Bay's all alone one night :'''D #Other fun little things like smol raising Honey differently than I raised Bee so we ended up with non-counterparts lol #If you know anything about Osutchi raising yes you are allowed to judge me on my competency lol #I still think he's cute! He was almost half Honey's size tho which I found funny haha #I love my very big wife #There was also the fun of having a somewhat scuffed sleep schedule but them always waking me up Earlier than necessary thanks guys #They were mostly good! Bee was awful for naps tho lol - and I watched both of them at night since smol was scared she'd miss Honey's wake up #We also discussed the implications of the babies being twins but also....growing up to be.........partners? Uhm #My personal headcanon was something akin to parthenogenesis and non-mutating identical genes leading to identical babies- #Look they're code as far as I'm aware virtual pets don't suffer from inbreeding lol #And if they do well darn oh gosh oh no I guess I'll just have to get more lol ♪ #They are hecka cute <3 They quite literally grow up so fast! I'm glad I get to play :D

[aloverslonging]

she’s got a boyfriend she’s had since 2019 and she may not even like other genders other than males, so i don’t expect the feelings to be returned nor expect anything from her nor do i plan to say anything, but i sigh thinking about her bc she’s very cute lol

#tfw you have a work crush. #not the best thing to have LOL work crushes dont generally work out Anyway #and #these arent just the feelings i experience abt her i def have romantic feelings #but its always uplifting to see her in the midst of the chaos that is working retail #and while we work separate jobs - she’s online shopping i do stocking shelves #its just a relief to talk to her. she’s a breath of fresh air and even when we’re both frustratedbwith work #she’s always saying hi in such a genuine chipper and welcoming way haha #and when i shared the treats i made with her today as i was sharing them with other coworkers #and asked her if she’d be interested in trying any #as soon as i brought them to her she popped one in her mouth and gave compliments about it lol #but the way she grabbed one and quickly had at it was very funny and endearing/cute #and the compliments were sweet #i never expect anything to happen with this crush but hey. feelings of a crush always bring me just a little bit of joy at least #so im content to just admire! #which i usually do with crushes anyway because i have a hard time admitting feelings/confessing a crush #rejection is hard on me even though i accept & expect feelings to be unrequited #so i tend to admire til someone else makes the first step #but anyway. im just happy she exists. shes very sweet and i wish good things for her #maybe one day ill at least muster up the courage to ask if she wants to hang out outside of work or if she’d like to play a game together #sometime #i know she at least plays stardew so i think id be able to ask that #or lead into asking what other games she likes #ANYWAY. #i probably wont make another post specifically about her like this #even rbs will probably just be general vibes i like to post her #here #but in case i do #myosotis tag.

[20cm]

♡ megbias highlight reel — heart boys, if you will . for meg @slowrabbitpd , happy birthday . ♡

#caleb.gif #i could tag all these guys but honestly this is For meg <3 :') its rly not fandom related its just going to be posted on tumblr dot com #( if anyones curious tho: changkyun + yeonjun + kang daniel / kihyun + junhyeok + taehyun / seungyeop + steve + romin ) #meg!! happy birthday bestie 💕 #really i hope you have an absolutely wonderful day ahead of you and are able to enjoy it w/ your People whoever they may be #and that you get to treat yourself to something fun <3 and have a wonderful meal 💖 #spiritually i am making you egg on rice right now.. or go out for kbbq or w/e u kno.. #truly its been an absolute pleasure to have met you and become friends outside just being mutuals on tumblr #youre such a fun and warm and funny person whos just . smart as a whip and have a killer sense of design and general eye #ur an absolute joy to talk to nd i cherish all the roller coasters we've been on together since last year .. theres no one else id rather - #be SO so normal with <3 u just Get it. and i appreciate that more than i could put into words. i love all our shared megrook bias boys + #biases in law? is that what we can call it. anyways. megbiases are treasured <3 so i wanted to include them in a little something #all for you <3 including some very special sky pics !! bc u sent them to me a while ago and i treasured them!! so. have some megbias boys #peeking into ur photos. thats the concept yup fkgjkjdgf idk i just had an idea of sort of .. flipping thru photos here. #anyways. love u bestie! very much. sending u big warm hugs #we are the [deep breath] #taejunist high school yearbook editor freshman orientation leader magic and hiyyih defense squadists kep1er detectives #the boyz gatekeepers woojinist dailytaehyun and soobinsource admin team •_• (witnesses of the horrors) + peer review service #^ that gets longer EVERY time. lmfao 💕 #ill shut up now but <3 just thank u for being here and being u. i admire u and cherish our friendship + thank u for ur endless patience #bc ik the last few months i was sorta awol but u never once made me feel bad for it and its that sort of level of Comfortable that means - #the world to me<3 so im glad i have tht w/ u <3 #MWAH ok [posts]

[cupuasu]

i rmr when i was in middle school one of our teachers was playing around with us in the "would you" game. he asked the girls how much would we charge a customer if we were prostitutes. everyone was like idk a billion dollars blah blah blah and i went nah that's too expensive i'd charge around a thousand. and this bitch that was a bully went nobody would have sex with you even if it was free

#remembered this and started laughing i had to share it #funnily enough not long after i was actually charging under 50 and sometimes i wasnt even paid then i quit #this also reminds me of lol shes fuckin the weed man for weed / booo shes fucking the texts man for texts #i think being exposed to sex as a kid changed my mindset about sex generally especially as a job #i havent even been having sex but the last time i did it with this guy i remember thinking my god this was so bad you shouldve paid me #& honestly even tho its dangerous and illegal over here i think if it was alright and i had to make a living after uni that'd be #my number one option lol #woah this went deep sorry im tipsy i just wanted to share this funny story

[lonely-dog-song]

There are so many cool games that have to be in first person with 3d graphics T_T & i have to be motion sick..... cries one million tears and throws one million ups

#i watched vinssause play The Compound and it looked so cool AGHHGRGG...... but le sickness #even if it was just a backrooms simulator i would still kind of want to play it but it ended up being more than that #lonely dog speaks #emetophobia #sorry but the phrase throws one million ups was really funny to me i wanted 2 share it #ALSO.... he played uhh The floor is breathing #that looked really neat except it had ai generated faces which i cannot look at for too long #because too scary #criesd... is it bossible to be a gamer & horror fan with common fears and aversion to gaming #SORRY IT WASNT CALLED THE COMPOUND IT WAS 'THE COMPLEX'

[chaotic-almond]

Writing prompt

I'm a great listener, really good with empathy vs sympathy and all that, but I hate people.

#creative writing #writing prompt #i have to admit this came from a random sentence generator #but i found it so funny that i had to share

[iloveyoumorethansoup]

I think it’s time for some good old fashioned journaling since I can post again

#so. as y’all know the reason I’ve been largely avoiding posting and interacting with me is bc one of my friends thought it was funny to #find my account right? however as a joke a few weeks ago she was like haha look at what I can see #naturally that made me incredibly unhappy and until I could have a serious conversation with her I all but stopped speaking to her #i had a conversation with her and pretty much put it down to there are things I do not want to share with you and you severely went against #my privacy and this is not something I will get over if forgive. hopefully eventually I will move past it #and she was pretty much like oh yeah my bad it was a bad taste joke didn’t know u cared so much #like. I’ve been saying for Years. do not come find me or it will end our friendship. to any close friend I’ve come across #i genuinely don’t think she understood why I was so upset just due to the fact that she fundamentally doesn’t care about things #like she does not have interests. that’s not something she does. when she has an occasional one she would rather die than admit she cares #and in general it’s whatever. u do u. but when that stops you from seeing how much other people care about things? we have problems #she literally said to my face oh sorry I didn’t know tumblr was your deepest darkest secret #like. you’ve got to be kidding me #she wasn’t defensive when I tried to talk to her. but I really don’t think she got why I’m so upset about this. like not a clue #she was just like. ok. my bad. i won’t be back and I haven’t been back #which. was a lie she has been and I called her out on that and she literally was like. well. except for that #and she asked me like oh do u have anything else u wanna say and I was like not now but maybe later #i knew I wasn’t going to just forgive her. i know my trust isn’t just rebuildable I have trust issues as it is. but I don’t think that #conversation fixed a single thing. i pretty much just let her know I was upset with her. that is all that accomplished. #i don’t think I’ll ever be able to forget this honestly. and quite frankly I have no wish to continue to speak to her as it is #unfortunately my future sits with her as she’s moving to college with me next year where I’ll have to rely on her for rides and then to #cali where we’re moving in with several friends #this isn’t something that can be fixed. and she just keeps FaceTiming me like we’re good and I keep declining #I’m just so torn bc honestly my go to for this situation is cut off contact no one is worth me losing my sense of privacy. no one #but I don’t think I can here. as it stands I will be relying on her. i guess I could do it myself but it will be a massive pain #as cold as it seems to weigh someone’s existence in my life in an unemotional pros and cons list unfortunately I haven’t the luxury of #looking at this from an emotional standpoint. though to be fair. I’ve learned to not rely on my emotions for decisions #soup talks #girl hit me right in the worst sort of trauma I have and I finally have the opportunity to do what I wish I could have done years ago. leave #start fresh. start with people who don’t know me yet who will respect my privacy. who make me feel safe