the vees take up such a unique antagonistic role in hazbin. they're so silly and pathetic except in specific bursts of competence. but even those moments are overshadowed by the way they just brute force everything. vox lost his own diss track against alastor. velvette didn't even do anything with the information she gathered at the overlord meeting. the more valentino lashes out like a child the more he loses control of angel. the person they picked to infiltrate the hotel ended up becoming its very proof of concept. they sung gleefully about the power vaccuum created by alastor's absence only for alastor to reappear 30 seconds later. what are they even doing. they're like an extremely unhinged team rocket
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Skizz: We're gonna crush it! You'll see! We just need to get back in that cave, get into the Nether portal-
Mumbo: -the what-
Skizz: -and we'll be set for the whole game! Just you trust me on this!
Mumbo: Err, I don't think it's safe to do that right now, actually.
Skizz: Why not?
Joe: Yoo hoo! Over here, lovebirds!
Joe: Looking for a place to safely spend the night after losing everything but each other?
Joe: Well look no further than the patented Hunker Down Bunker!
Joe: By the way, the matching suits are a great touch. You two look like you came here straight from your wedding!
Skizz: Oh haha you're so right dude, we do!
Mumbo: a-
Mumbo: it's-
Mumbo: Could you not?? say it like that??
Skizz: So, puppet guy, are there any king size beds for our wedding night down in that bunker?
Joe: No, the sheep seem to have gone extinct, but we have some mighty comfortable stone!
Mumbo: I wish the zombies would hurry up and end this already.
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I think the dynamic of Steve being so fucking stupidly gone on Eddie Munson and Eddie not noticing because he's trying to not think abt Steve like that "because Steve is straight and his friend and he can't go there (he goes there, he crushes so hard but he will deny)" is so underappreciated
Like so many fics paint Steve as this himbo and he is! He is our lovable himbo! But just
Let him look at the rat feral man that Eddie Munson is and be like "i want this man's dick in me ASAP" and being so obvious abt it
Confident in his sexuality and determined to get what he wants Steve Harrington just flirting with Eddie and, sure, being a cringe fail loser abt it, but like HE'S SO OBVIOUS
Everybody knows he wants that dick EXCEPT Eddie
Steve is in misery, in hell, by this point he thinks that either Eddie isn't into him or just is letting him down
And Eddie thinks he is the one in misery because Steve is just always there™ and trying to be his friend and is so hot™ and jOkIngLy flirting with him and he wants to kiss him so bad but "stevie is straight and totally not into him guys :(("
Robin is just laughing at them "this world is so lucky you two can't have biological children together, because let me tell you, these kids would be so dumb"
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how unlike you to slip up like that, warrior of light
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Danganronpa but the whole talent thing is basically a cover. They did not choose students based on talent they chose them based on how just totally bonkers they are without having been publicly outed as such. This is how you get stuff like 'guy who filed his teeth into sharp points because he wanted to look tougher'
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Obsessed with men who have sharp canines... I need one to bite my neck, leaving marks all over my collarbones and shoulders too, so everyone knows which dogboy I now belong to. Seeing him cockily grin in a way that shows off how sharp his teeth are while he's coming inside me. When he whines after I grab his thick leather collar, I get another glimpse of his canines, and it somehow makes me even harder than just hearing him beg to fuck me.
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WEEKLY BEEBLE nothing quite as fun as making a fictional character ur little dress up doll 😚😚 also they r fuzzy like a fly heehee !!😋💕💕
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ohhhhhh Sandra-Lynn Faeth my beloved. she's everything. she's a high school dropout. she's a messy bitch. she's a MILF. she's divorced. she's in a polyamorous situationship. she shagged an archdevil. she went from a single mother of one to the semi-legal guardian of a 9 teenagers, one adult, 15 cats and a gryphon. she's had multiple affairs. she lives in a haunted house. she tells Fig not to smoke and immediately takes a drag off her cloves. her taste in partners is absolutely inscrutable. she's even bisexual. truly who is doing it like her
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