#but plz dont be a shithead :(

[mouthfulloftoothpasterry]

More rambling about Eddie? 🤲🏻

Okay I got you 🙏

I’m probably going to be adding onto this random throughout the day so sorry if it takes forever

Some of these are like headcanons I’ve seen in tiktok but no one has elaborated on them so here is my elaborating on it bc it I want it I’m gonna have to do it myself 😢😢😢

Ok he is very so much the type to shove his finger in your nose and then try to shove it in your mouth

Like why is he so dirty? We don’t know

And literally plot a Wet Willy for a whole entire five minutes, just sucking his pointer finger to make sure it’s wet before he comes up behind you while you’re doing your hair and shoving his finger in your ear and then act like it’s wrong for you to be grossed out by it

And he would act like suck a toddler

“Watch me watch me. Stop doing that. Look at me!” And then he would chug a whole beer and burp out his ABCs

And he’s so the type that you have to force to drink water (I hate those ppl I’m so sorry but plz stop drinking your 8th soda and just take one sip of water) because all he drinks is beer and Dr Pepper and he’s like “water has no flavor??”

No and he’s so dirty

Like he will just fart so loud and continue on like nothing happened while you’re there gasping for air and trying to breath through the green fog and he’s like “stop being dramatic 😒” and force out another fart just to fan it towards you

We’ve only been talking about sweet/horny Eddie so I’m happy we’ve gotten it out of the way how he really would be

He has no table matters and eats fast as hell and loud as hell and once he’s done he’s like “are you gonna eat that?” When you’re mid bite

And he would have such a bad habit of leaving the door open when he was peeing and then you both make eye contact like 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️

And you would be like “I’m going to change” or smth and then five minutes later he would barge in the door like he didn’t know

And his favorite form of affection to give you? Not a kiss or a hug- it’s actually a noogie or a bite :)

And he’s so the type to literally just sit there with his hand down his pants while you are watching a movie or smth and when he sees that you are giving him a dirty look he’s like “what? Like you don’t y’okay with your pubes 😂😒”

“I dont. Go wash your hands before you touch me.”

And when he leans in for a kiss right before your lips touch he blows a burp in your face

How sweet

Or he’ll just blow one in your face and walk away like “you just got pranked”

And he will push you over and almost (or will just go for it) and push you off of the bed just so he can get comfortable

And he would rough house with you like you were his brother or smth 😭

Like yank you up and body slam you onto the bed and he’d laugh at all your attempts to punch him

And then you’d act like he actually hurts you and he’d like “okay, let me see shithead. I didn’t want to actually hurt you. Let me see it.” And then you choke slam him on the bed

And everytime you try to take a photo of him he flips you off or does the devil horns

And every time you say I love you he can’t just say it back normally he’s like “whatever. I love you too asshole.”

He definitely wakes you up at like 2am and he’s like “get proper clothes on. We’re going to McDonald’s.“

And he will complete tune you out while he plays guitar

Especially if he is learning something new. You could literally be screaming and he turns back to you like “did you hear something?”

And this man is such a himbo like idk

Crop tops 24/7 but he never wears them outside of the comfort of his own home

But everytime your there he’s always in a crop top and just boxers or maybe pajama pants, probably shoving a bowl of cereal in his face

He’s also probably one of those those people who drinks the cereal milk out of the bowl and his a milk mustache and doesn’t even bother to wipe it

And he drinks milk and OJ out of the carton and when he sees that dirty look on your face he pulls it away, out of breath like “oh did you want some?”

And this man can dress like such a whore in the summer

Shorts with flannels completely unbuttons, tattoos on display while he manspreads… 😕😓😓

And he brings you along anytime he gets a new tattoo

And it’s like from one of his uncles friends in a shady ass place but they turn out how he wants them so he doesn’t mind

And sometimes he really is soft and cute

Pulling your head onto his lap and playing with your hair, draping a blanket over you and letting you fall asleep in his lap

Coming over to his trailer after work and you’re all tired and he’s like “😕 baby C’mere, let me get you In bed.”

He ALWAYYYSSS smells like weed

Like weed and cigarettes is his signature scent

And I feel like he gets comfortable at your house quick, like with your parents and stuff

He’s always bringing you random things like a cat

Like he will come back in from smoking a cigarette and he will be like “here. Take these.” And it’s like a big ass rock and some bird feathers

And he makes you take walks into the woods just so he can go get rocks from the creek

Even at night like he will get a big ass flashlight and vodka your hand the whole way but he’s still like “are you really that scared, shithead?”

And he will get so excited everytime he sees you at corroded coffin gigs he get so excited and almost fucks up playing but he gives you one of those close mouthed smiles with his eyebrows all high

Even though you come to every single gig

And he’s always smearing eyeliner on his waterline and then when he pokes his eye he screams for at least ten minutes

Always kissing your neck and loves to nibble at your ears 🫶

And he likes to slip his hand up your shirts when you cuddle so he can rub at your hip or belly 😢

Gets so dramatic when you have to leave in the morning and will grab the handcuffs from the night before 👀 and handcuff his wrist to yours

He will lick over your face instead of giving you a kiss like you thought

And stuff like that will result in a “I hate you” and he’s like “no”

“Yes”

“No”

“You love me”

“No”

“You love me so much it hurts”

He can actually sing really well but every time he notices that you are listening when he’s playing a little song and he’s like “get out of my room stop trying to embarrass me”

“Nooo, you sounded good baby”

“Shut up shithead”

And he calls himself daddy to you even thought you guys are not into that 😭

Like he’s sitting on the couch and smoking a cigarette and you break a nail or start bleeding and he just holds the cigarette in his mouth “let daddy see it”

He lets his sweatpants fall low on his hips when he’s walking around shirtless and does not care to pull them up 😢

I have nothing else to say

#Eddie munson #Eddie munson smut #Eddie munson fluff #Eddie munson x reader

[daddy-ul]

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@larsmybeloved more than 5 times. no shame no regret. It has been my comfort movie 🕺🕺

@62kh *sighs* it will haunt me till the day I this blog dies, won't it? (you made me facepalm and snort at the same time, I admit)

@cxrgans spot on, my dude! 20+ years of karate (I started v v little), always ready to butt kick (affectionate) my duders ✨

#DISCLAIMER #plz. duders. if anyone seriously has some questions abt my url there is a v quick backstory djdjsksk #i can link it #so if anyone new here has some ?? still on their forehead (or some curiosity) dont worry. you are not the first and will not be the last #THAT SAID!!! #you all made me snicker a lot nsnskskskdmd love it #cxrgans #larsmybeloved #62kh #ah. i watch skom cyclically bc yeah.... my mental well being sometimes is.... uh #so looking at 4 dudes in their 40 still grappling and trying and taking years and years to be better and do better #yeah. good #THEY SUCCEED #you can fail at 20. you can be a shithead at 30 and still and still and still #i will clutch this concept for a very long time #(d)jinn all'opera #jinn out

[jrwiyuri]

User @/fceless acting a lot like c!Dream from the dsmp right now!!

#stupid snake talk #Should I be doing this? #maybe not #but it’s so funny ^_^ #this isn’t harassment so like it’s fine #AGAIN FR THO DONT EVEN GO TO THEIR BLOG PLZ LMAO #like seriously don’t hate on this perosn fr #like I said- they’re an annoying shithead kinda but like don’t look for me #them** #idk why it autocorrected to me

[thecatboyfriend-moved]

hahahaha

#fucking hate math fucjing hate school fucking hate everything :)))))))))))))) #dont talk to me plz #remi rants #dont fucking reblog shitheads

[weeblifeiscomingbacktohauntme]

OKAY LIKE

What if Midoriya really loved children?

Listen I was with one of my best friends the other day (Kris if you ever see this -plz dont- Ilysm) and when he sees a cute kid he is in tears

And I'm like

If Midoriya was on a stroll and just saw a cute baby and started crying

Uchako would be like "???????"

Tenya being like "I'm not 100% sure why you are crying but look I'm here for you"

Shouto just being baffled as fuck

Bakugou being like "dumb shithead saw a baby again didn't he"

LOOK I JUST NEED DEKU TO LOVE BABIES BECAUSE I LOVE THEM

#deku #deku midoriya #bnha deku #baby fever #look i see a cute baby and i cry #bnha headcanons #im always trying to eat my nieces #they are too cute

[sandstarsartbox]

i dont wanna talk about my illness but you guys are retarded so i have to talk a little bit. little bit. 

i have lots of phobias. im not good at wathing movies elder males males(especially, salary men that i cant explain) so i cant watch the dirty place i cant watch shawn too. if i watch him, you guys think “oh megumi will be prefer shawn” fuckin shithead. i dont have any husbands. 

i dont even wanna feel sexually at december especially december. cuz maybe i got accident that i cant even remember. so can you stfu plz if you wanna cure my ill.

and i wanna check my artworks. 

[the14ths-song]

krory and timothy?

Krory:This one was a challenge.

Why I like them: What’s not to like? Honestly, I love that he tries to act like he’s really old, but he’s not, and how devoted he is to Eliade.Why I don’t: ….I can’t think of anthing I dislike about the sad old vampire boy.Favorite episode (scene if movie): The entire fight with Jasdevi. Also strip poker Krory.Favorite season/movie: I’m gonna go with arcs on this, and honestly, his introductory arc was wonderful?Favorite line: Can’t think of anyFavorite outfit: I really like his uniform, actually?OTP: Krory and Eliade? I don’t ship anyone.Brotp: Tbh I love seeing Lavi and Krory interact, so…. that?Headcanon: The General Cross team had to help Krory out while they were traveling, because Krory was so sheltered before and was still suffering from loss. It didn’t help completely, of course, because it takes a long time for people to move on, but it at least made things a little easier for Krory.Unpopular opinion: Is it an unpopular opinion that I don’t like him training under Socalo? I get that Socalo will help him toughen up, but think Tiedoll would’ve been a better fit for Sad Boy. I don’t think he really got the time to grieve for his lost love? They just…. whoop you’re an exorcist now let’s go travel to find a general and also maybe face what was, at the time, the entirety of the Clan of Noah haha yeah. Socalo’s cool and I love him, but… Tiedoll might’ve been a better fit to help Krory adjust and move on.A wish: I really love his softer personality and I want to see more of it. I’m a little worried Socalo’s influence on Krory might make it a rarity.An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: …you know how the Earl can see and hear through the akuma? I really don’t want him to use Eliade against Krory. Please, no.5 words to best describe them: The hair that foretells deathMy nickname for them: Sad Dracula

Timothy:

Why I like them: This brat. I like that, actually. It’s one of my favorite things about him, because I think it’ll be an interesting perspective to see playing out over the course of the story.Why I don’t: See above. He’s a kid and it just…. it makes me really, really sad to see this poor child go from what was… while not an ideal situation, he was happy, and now he’s…. well. He has to fight a war, and he doesn’t even realize what that means for him yet.Favorite episode (scene if movie): Timothy, as Link, being stabbed by Allen.Favorite season/movie: N/AFavorite line: “Take over that one! -Bounces off of the akuma- ….take over that one! -Bounces off of the akuma-”  Gets me every time.Favorite outfit: I actually think he looks ridiculously adorable in his uniformOTP: NO. No. Do not. Plz. This is a child.Brotp: Allen is number one big brotherHeadcanon: Allen taught him some of the acrobatic moves Mana taught him about clowning. Allen will never admit it, but he taught them to Timothy because those same moves have saved Allen on many occasions and he hopes they’ll save Timothy, too.Unpopular opinion: N/AA wish: ….I want him to meet Shithead Nea and… I want something sad to happen, whoops. I want that moment when he sees Nea to just be the moment Timothy realizes that… this isn’t a game. This is a war, and he’s going to lose people, and because of the nature of the people in this war, sometimes these people might be lost to a fate some might consider worse than death.An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen: Please don’t kill this child. Please do not kill this child. He’s a shitty brat, but still… please don’t.5 words to best describe them: Cocky mint chocolate burglar boyMy nickname for them: Tiny Tim 2.0

#Arystar Krory #Krory #Timothy Hearst #dgm #d gray man

[egobangin-tonight]

Some Sneezy Sirens

randomfandomcat just did some audios with Siren!Dan and Siren!Arin sneezing, so would you plz draw the 2 being sick lil fishy babs? Here are the links to the audios:

http://randomfandomcat.tumblr.com/post/153443772172/an-anon-requested-sirendan-having-a-sneezing-fit

http://randomfandomcat.tumblr.com/post/155871103042/anon-requested-siren-arin-sneezing-and-im

Bless them

yall the kinda people that make people like me go fucking insane leave me the fuck alone you actual shithead. if someone says they dont want to draw something it means tHEY DONT WANT TO DRAW IT i am so SICK of you fuckers coming in my inbox and requesting shit that i already (politely) said i DONT want to draw fuck off fuck off fuck offff 

Like I dont even kinkshame?? I am in no position to do so?? this is not a matter of ‘oh youre fucking weird as fuck brah go take ur kink shit somewhere else’ this is ‘I dont think i would enjoy drawing this, please respect that’. And ive already turned that anon down nicely and they STILL kept pestering me. and now YOURE asking me!! GO AWAY!! this is why people think kinksters are fucking weird and exhausting to be around because some of yall just dont.fuckin.STOP.

Im in the middle of a fuckin commission and i gotta stop and write this shit response because I know if I dont, youre just gonna keep spamming me!!! Please do not ask me again!!! I hate seeing this same fucking ask/submission in my inbox every fucking week!!!! Why are people so disrespectful and entitled!! I wish i fuckin knew!!! You dont get what you want by ANNOYING PEOPLE and conveniently ignoring them when they choose to decline!!! Thats what CHILDREN do!!!!

#MY GUY #i have a kink blog #i am the LAST person to shame ANYONE for what theyre interested in #but you need to be RESPECTFUL #people have squicks!! #people have triggers!! #and im not saying that 'sneezing' is either of those to me #but you cannot expect everyone to like what you like #you cannot flood peoples inboxes expecting them to suddenly change their mind and draw this specific thing for you #FIND SOMEONE WHO LIKES DRAWING THIS #COMMISSION THEM #THEY GET MONEY AND U GET YOUR PICTURE!!! #WHY IS THIS SO DIFFICULT #submission

[love-yourselfeu]

Ily2

bruh princess shithead lmao jk ily dont leave me plz