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kimbapisnotsushi · 11 months

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hey all welcome to me rating hq schools based on how homophobic they are on completely arbitrary-not-arbitrary rules LET’S GET IT

(i feel like i need to clarify that high score = not at all homophobic and that low score = disgustingly homophobic hope that helps!!)

karasuno: 1000000/100000 i’m including BOTH teams in this to represent the whole school boys’ vbc i don’t even think i have to cite reasons BUT girls’ vbc i just know that poor little underclassman had a heart attack when michimiya grabbed her face like that

seijoh: i’m going to take off a point right off the bat bc i wanted to deck oikawa so bad the first time i saw him. 9/10 the day is saved because kyoutani and yahaba put so much yearning into that one panel and also because kindaichi has multiple breakdowns over what kageyama means to him every few days or so. kunimi would commit gay-on-gay crime but i’ll allow that he has the right to

date tech: i know for a fact we’ve all been kogane at some point in our lives and also i’m pretty sure all the first and second years were in love with moniwa at some point. onagawa’s nickname is pantalones. aone hyper focuses on the aces of rival teams. having nametsu as a manager is mlmwlw solidarity. 4/10 i took points away because futakuchi is a little bitch and isn’t afraid to show it and would accidentally come across as homophobic in the process when he isn’t

shiratorizawa: see this is tough bc tendou reads all that shounen and semi is SO gender and probably holes himself up in the dorm writing song lyrics about having the biggest crush on tendou and also goshiki and shirabu are obviously pining for their upperclassmen but ushijima has some SERIOUS repression going on and washijou looks like he’d say that being gay is a disease BUT i do think he’s open to learning so like. 6.5/10?

johzenji: they have cute nicknames for each other AND i think they’d kiss the homies good night. also terushima fell in love with daichi within the span of fifteen seconds. 7/10 i took away points because they think saying “no homo” while holding hands stops it from being homo

kakugawa: komaki, asamushi, and minamida all rotate the brain cell between them. they all look like middle schoolers next to hyakuzawa to the point where i keep forgetting they’re not. komaki does the glasses push so i’m giving extra for that. 7.5/10 because when hyakuzawa comes out to them they freak out (out of concern and trying to figure out how to best handle it!) and then freak hyakuzawa out so everyone is just freaking out for a full five minutes

wakunan: nakashima and tabi deserved SO MUCH MORE also i love tabi’s hair so 11/10 the extra 1 is for their break down

nekoma: 1000000.5/10 mostly because i’m biased but hello???? we have DIVERSITY here we can go rivals to lovers AND childhood friends to lovers AND friends to lovers all in one team. nekomata is self-explanatory. the .5 is because i already mentioned before that lev would be such a top tier ally if he wasn’t already swooning over kenma and yaku

fukurodani: akaashi will go on tangents about how historians will say they were just best friends. whenever yukie and kaori cuddle in front of everyone konoha makes gagging noises bc of how sickeningly sweet they are. it’s funny but i’ll be taking points off for that and also because bokuto once got the school computers infected with a virus trying to google “two guys making out”. 2/10

shinzen & ubugawa: i’m putting them together bc daiki and masaki are in love and eri and mako are in love. they go on double dates all the time and also chigaya is a bro he gets trusted with all the secret “dude i think i’m _____” talks and never tells a single soul about them 100/100

itachiyama: iizuna is the mlm awakening at itachiyama. iizuna was SAKUSA’S awakening. komori and sakusa fight because they say can’t both be the gay cousin. whenever iizuna interrupts their bickering they call him homophobic. 9/10 i subtracted a point because their uniforms make me want to claw my eyes out

nohebi: we all know daishou had a thing for kuroo way back when so like. also have you seen hiroo’s hair? those bangs are emo as hell what even is that. 8/10 because they’ll be homophobic against other teams in the middle of the goddamn game to bait them and the only reason they haven’t lost MORE points for that is bc i love kuguri

inarizaki: -117478492/10 i’ll fight miya atsumu myself. i don’t think he’s homophobic he just pisses me off sometimes

kamomedai: they get 475828929392/??? just because i love them so much

mujinazaka: usuri instills fear and admiration in me. also unann and mami are basically an old divorced couple who want to get back together but don’t know how to. honda probably gets shit on a lot for having his whole entire name sounding like car dealerships. ezo is the only one with a brain cell and for that i’ll give 8.5/10

niiyama: maiko doesn’t even know there are labels for it she just thinks girls are pretty and she’d kill for them 500/10

tsubakihara: the headbands are really cute and i like their motto 100/100

#HOLY SHIT I THINK I GOT MOSTLY ALL OF THEM #HOW THE FUCK DO I EVEN TAG THIS LMAAAAO #god i am NOT tagging characters i’m just going to tag hcs and call it a day #haikyuu #haikyuu!!#haikyuu hcs #sou says stuff

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ainosukes-sadism · 3 years

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The Bakuten fandom has like 20 people, half of them are from sk8 and I'm the only one who doesn't simp for Watari. We're all lgbt.

EDIT: It appears I, too, now simp for Watari.

#why are you booing me im right #bakuten #bakuten!!#backflip!!#jason's braincells have entered the chat #look i get why y'all like watari #but onagawa has my whole heart #bakugang!!!

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sunshinetoshi · 3 years

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hq boys + lip gloss

A/N: fluffy/humour headcanons (kissing + one has an implied makeout so let’s go w/slightly suggestive) this one was so fun omg i had myself laughing. definitely not serious lol and they are all a mix of quite a few of these but i went w/what i first thought of for each boy. also i obviously had to give love to my underrated bbys heheh.

just likes how shiny it is. he stares at your lips and he’ll move his head around to see how it catches the light at different angles lol

MONIWA (i’m crying), TANAKA, IKEJIRI (cutie omg), himekawa, shibayama, sakunami, chigaya

more kisses than usual bc he likes the taste

KAGEYAMA, NISHINOYA, AKITERU, HOSHIUMI, yamaguchi, koganegawa, onagawa, sasaya

pouts/whines cause it’s sticky : ( dw still gives kisses sometimes (actually he begs for them HAHA)

ATSUMU, SAKUSA, KUGURI, TAICHI, kenma, goshiki, komi, oumimi

cups your cheek and his gaze flickers between your eyes and your lips. slowly uses his thumb to kinda swipe at the lip gloss. yeah you start to malfunction (the self indulgence is high here)

USHIJIMA (the reason this whole post was made omg), IWAIZUMI, KITA, AKAASHI, SEMI, ARAN, WASHIO (my king), osamu, kunimi, kai, hyakuzawa (oooo), narita

mm calls them by their specific names. “oo burnt sugar” “is that pretty-in-pink??” “sunset sparkles looks so good on you” BOY?? W H Y. there is no reason lol but also aww omg!!

MATTSUN (why bby why??), TSUKKI (heheh), AKAGI, komori, yamagata, kindaichi

if you have the plumping lip gloss he gives it a go asdkjf - asks that “how do i look” and while i’m crying of laughter i am also so in love wow

FUTAKUCHI, BOKUTO, OIKAWA, yamamoto, lev (model boy heheh), nakashima, teradomari

kisses you bc he thinks your lips look so good. fun but also just ends up ruining it - there’s no quick touch up to fix it lol no it’s a whole removal and reapplication process (the self indulgence is again high HAHA)

KUROO (!!), NUMAI, KAMASAKI, ENNOSHITA (i am thinking many thoughts), yahaba (again thinking thoughts), hakuba, daichi, konoha, ginjima, towada

you know that thing where they kiss when they’re wearing lip balm to basically use the lip balm too?? yeah he kisses you and you tell him it’s not lip balm, it’s lip gloss, and he’s just like ‘yeah i know” ????

INUOKA, TENDOU, TERUSHIMA (will “go back for seconds” oh boy), SUGAWARA, HINATA, teshiro (not even as chaotic as the others he just can’t help himself)

when he sees you he sings lip gloss by lil mama

MAKKI (sing your heart out bby - as long as you give me kisses), KINOSHITA (can’t change my mind sorry), FUKUNAGA, YAKU, shirabu (BAHAH), daishou (marry me), maruyama

likes helping you apply it and has a cute concentration face when he does it

KYOUTANI, ASAHI, HIRUGAMI, AONE, AKIMIYA, suna, reon, obara, riseki, watari

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mothman-misato · 2 years

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happy bakuten birthday!!

i love this funky little gymnastics anime with my whole heart so in true eden tradition, here's watari interacting with mothman misato:

no matter how much onagawa brags about being the one to figure out misato was mothman, watari was the one who figured it out first

he just didn't say anything

the poor kid was so nervous hiding it as it was and watari could understand that on a certain level

i mean, watari had plenty of secrets of his own he'd rather keep to himself

and once the secret was out he didn't feel the need to argue about bragging rights, onagawa could have that

it was kind of fun having a moth for a friend

he wasn't as intimidating or action packed as the yakuza movies that watari likes but there was something cool about being friends with mothman

the actual mothman

it was certainly something he could hold over his brothers' heads in the future (yes i hc that watari has a bunch of brothers tell me im wrong)

after misato gets over the shock of his teammates- no his friends- knowing his secret, he doesn't think too hard about their reactions

he swears though, that watari is making fun of him

there's other explanation for the things he's seen

unless...

but no

it can't be

one time he walked into the living room and saw glowing eyes coming from the darkest part of the room. when he turned on the light in a panic, watari was asleep. he didn't even have his eyes open. he complained about misato waking him up and then graciously turned off the light again so that misato wouldn't be stuck in front of it all night

another time, misato could've sworn he saw watari hovering cross-legged in the air from the kitchen window but when he did a double take, watari's feet were planted firmly on the ground

he keeps hearing a weird humming sound coming from watari's room sometimes but when he asked onagawa what it was onagawa said he's never heard anything like that

it keeps happening

it makes his moth senses tingle

one time he confronts watari about it but the other boy just laughs and says that misato must be hallucinating and it must be the moth part of him

what

watari

ive been waiting to do this one for a while and just keep putting it off but there is no better day to post it than on the 1 year anniversary of bakuten

#ive had this idea since the origin post #hehe #mothman misato #cryptid watari #bakuten #edens thoughts

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kimbapisnotsushi · 9 months

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managers? managers. let's go!!

(aka kennedy made an excellent excellent post and i realized I WAS PART OF THE PROBLEM so now we have miyagi manager headcanons bc i don't do nearly enough for them . . . also have a healthy side of runayachi)

runa feels like soft synth pop and slow sweet indie music and makes playlists to show her love, so while yachi definitely does not understand the significance of getting a playlist from her the rest of johzenji does!!

she's in charge of the aux cord when they hit the road for games and the team always has the best time jamming out together even if they have no volume control and annoy every car within a five mile radius

(also if you remember my post where higashi and narita bond over playlists? this is totally where higashi gets it from)

speaking of which i think yachi is pretty oblivious when it comes to someone actively trying to flirt with her, especially if it's not in a way she recognizes from shoujo manga LMAAAO

it's because she always thought she was in the background!!! character b!!!! a tree!!! she doesn't think that stuff would happen to her!!! she reads high school romance manga and recognizes the obvious stuff when it happens (i.e. hinata grabbing her hand and pulling her through the city on a mad dash) but it's a SURPRISE bc why would it happen to HER!!!! she doesn't think anyone would be interested in her enough, and definitely would not flirt in ways she's not familiar with!!!

so basically runa is in for a hell of a time trying to show yachi she likes her without saying it

runa got convinced to sign up as team manager when misaki caught her crouching outside the gym one day bc she was trying to figure out a way to repay jiri and higashi for helping her catch her dog when he'd gotten loose during a walk the other day

otherwise runa would be in the music club with her mad piano/keyboard skills

sometimes misaki wonders if she took something away from runa because runa really is talented and would probably thrive in music club and she always seems so anxious with the team (they can be a bit much, she knows) and she tells runa that it's okay for her to leave not knowing that it would break her entire heart

is runa not wanted??? did she do something wrong??? did they not like her??? but she thought she was getting along so well with them, she really considered them her friends . . .

anyways everyone barely lasts two days before they're clamoring to get runa back and it turns into a whole messy thing where runa keeps avoiding them bc seeing them hang out without her makes her sad so it becomes a game of "who the hell can get runa to stay still and let us talk"

in the end it's jiri (FULL CIRCLE!!!) who manages to get her to listen and there's a lot of tears and snot and hugs from everyone all around

nametsu kicks ass in competitive pokemon battling. i don't even know how it works myself i just know she would

she'd really like to design/code her own game someday and have her own game development studio!!! her notebooks are full of little doodles and sketches of all her ideas

(i am still so salty we never got a timeskip appearance for her)

through the power of 'everyone is following everyone in the high school boys' volleyball circuit' nametsu gets hooked up with kenma and he becomes her number one beta tester and gamer nerd friend

she's a big fan of visual novels and mmorpgs and ropes futakuchi, aone, onagawa, and obara into playing with her

okay yeah kogane and sakunami too

(she tried with the third years, but moniwa is for some reason terrible with technology, kamasaki keeps trying to fight things like 20 levels higher than him and dies without ever improving, and sasaya just likes collecting things to cook with)

also i DO think nametsu actually grows pretty close to runa and yachi and keeps an eye out for them because as much as yachi and runa admired kiyoko and misaki they were third years with their shit (relatively) together as the third years tended to be, whereas nametsu is a hot mess second year figuring things out (which makes her less scary) but still has the experience that lets runa and yachi see her as some sort of authority even if it's just by a year

tl;dr nametsu is more approachable as a second year so she, yachi, and runa actually develop more of a friendship where neither yachi or runa are tripping over their tongues all the time

also!!! childhood best friends with futakuchi!!!!

i like to think that nametsu and futakuchi met aone in middle school and they took him under their wing, which means aone's social buffs were futakuchi being a little bitch and nametsu being a little bitch in a completely opposite way

in nametsu's first year she got insecure bc she didn't know if the team saw her as "aone's and futakuchi's friend" and only talked to her because of that or if they cared about her as a person individually and she was too afraid to ask

but they did!!!!! onagawa always walked partway home with her even after they left futakuchi and aone, obara always wanted her opinion on pc mods and games and whatever, moniwa always asked to go out to coffee shops and hang out . . . and so on and so forth

nametsu didn't really believe it until they all pitched in to throw her a surprise birthday party and the cake was her favorite flavor (chocolate orange) and futakuchi was like "yeah i put onagawa and obara in charge of that and didn't really tell them to do much other than don't fuck it up" which meant. they LISTENED to her and they cared enough to know her favorite flavor and to even decorate it with a stupid coding joke and and and -

she almost burst out into tears right then and there

it was okay, though. they ended up having a lot of fun!

(even if they almost committed arson trying to light up the candles)

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