#but my god was I sad that my (completely unfounded in canon) theory about it being cursed was wrong

[kayoi1234]

Back at it with my Genshin cold takes because I think there should be a character that is just Genius Invokation’s strongest hater. Born a hater what can they do lmao. Why is every positive or neutral towards it give me someone who seethes eveytime they see someone playing it would be so funny.

#img #kayoi bullshits again #genshin impact #genius invokation tcg #oh yeah the last flagship #listen #tcg is one of those things that I don't care about #i'm rather neutral #but my god was I sad that my (completely unfounded in canon) theory about it being cursed was wrong #no they had to be 'a sad background so you play more tcg' #also if the player character is my self insert why can't I say that 'Yeah Kazuha I know about this popular card game. Oh you want to play?' #'don't look at me I hardly play. I just got the cards so other people will shut up' #'cyno threatened to cut me off if I said I don't play #and I needed someone who would help me if I get falsely arrested again' #like where are my tcg haters in the game

[ben-the-hyena]

Jessica Rabbit

Why I like them

OOOOH HO HO HO HO THANKS ANON. Not only did I always love her as a character animation (so smooth and glittery) wise and mentally (sensual and can be manipulative but ultimately a good person very in love with her husband and ready for anything for him even if it means giving herself a bad reputation) wise and the arc around her with Eddie Valliant thinking she's the villain for a good bunch of the movie, BUUUUUT LITTLE GIRL ME ALWAYS FOUND HER "BEAUTIFUL" AND THE MOST "BEAUTIFUL" WOMAN IN CARTOONS I HAD EVER SEEN BECAUSE I DIDN'T USE THE WORD "SEXY" YET AND SHE ALWAYS MADE ME FEEL ESPECIALLY AS A TEENAGER VEEEERY FUNNY THAT WAS PROBABLY A SIGN THAT NO I WAS NOT STRAIGHT. SHE WAS ONE OF MY BISEXUAL AWAKENING AND PROBABLY WHY I HAVE A THING FOR REDHEADS

Why I don’t

If I have one problem with her, the fact she doesn't appear enough asidr, it's how she does have to cheat on Roger at some point. Sure she said they both pretended because they knew Eddie would spy on them, but they still did do patty cake and patty cake truely is sex for cartoons, so even if it was on purpose to lead the detective on a wrong path and even if she didn't like it and never loved doing it with anyone other than Roger, she still did. That's still sad both for him and for her

Favorite episode (scene if movie)

The whole Why Don't You do Right scene, of course. The best cover to that song I know by heart, an animation very fluid and a wonderful set of special effects perfect way to introduce her to us and to Eddie who expected a rabbit (the LEG), AAAAAAND LITTLE ME AND CLOSETTED ME KEPT MAKING THE FACE OF EDDIE, I FEEL YA BUDDY I STILL (god fucking damned rabbit)

Favorite season/movie

Well the one movie she appears in sadly lol

Favorite line

The whole song lyrics aside, I love the classical "I'm not bad... I'm just drawn that way" she tells in a very resigned/bored way which sums up the issue she has with her looks, but also "He makes me laugh" to Eddie who wonders what she finds in Roger. I always found that so fucking cute

Favorite outfit

HER GLITTERY DRESS SHE HAS IN THE SONG OF COURSE

OTP

Roger X Jessica will always be one of my earliest ships. He didn't marry her because she is hot and she didn't marry him because he is famou, she loves him because he makes her laugh, is kind and doesn't see her as a piece of meat, he loves her because she completes him, is kind to him and doesn't see him as a star. They are ready to throw hands and are not scared to hurt themselves or lower their reputation for each other's sake, he is completely depressed when he thinks she cheated on him, she still covers him in kisses after years of marriage, they still hold hands, hug, say "I love you" (even when they think they will die :') ) and go on dates together, they call each other sweet names, she waits for him after his work like a short shows, she cooks him his favorite cake regularly not because of "wife duties" but because it is his favorite, he has pics of each other in his wallet even of their wedding, he can't imagine himself with any other girl... they are married life goals

Brotp

Her and Eddie have had rocky beginnings but they eventually form an efficient duo with a similar goal and way to see things. I really love how the end of the movie implies they become a trio with Roger. The married couple having the same best friend is very fun to imagine

Head Canon

Space Jam!Lola Bunny is her daughter with Roger, she just changed her last name to "Bunny" not to be too associated to them since her parents are famous and have her own path. THAT'S A VERY UNFOUNDED THEORY BUT I LOVE IT OK ?

Unpopular opinion

I hate the criticism about how her boobs are too big, her waist too small, how can she not collapse or break in 2 etc... GUYS IT'S A CARICATURE ! IT'S EXAGERATED ! She is a toon, toons are not supposed to exist, chill ! She is just drawn that way !

A wish

Her to be as cool as a character and as loving as an OTP half if the planned sequel ever happens

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen

Her to be censored if that sequel evet happens because "MUH WE MUST FIGHT PATRIARCHY AND HER LOOK IS SEXIST BECAUSE WE DIDN'T GET THE POINT OF HER CHARACTER !" and thus having her ever not appear or barely, or be OOC or redesigned (SHE WAS DRAWN THAT WAY DAMMIT AND IF YOU IMPLY A CHARACTER CANNOT NOT BE A THOT BECAUSE SHE HAS "THOT" LOOKS YOU ARE THE MISOGYNE HERE)

5 words to best describe them

Beautiful, sexy, faithful, brave, loving

My nickname for them

I have none lol

#moi #who framed roger rabbit #jessica rabbit #she is... so HOT #gif #anon #ask