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kayoi1234 · 1 hour
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i love z-moves
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kayoi1234 · 2 hours
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the funniest dynamc between my boyfriend and i is the chef/baker divide runs so deep. experimentally my boyfriend is a genius with figuring out what flavor profiles will not just taste good together but also will be enjoyed by the specific audience he is cooking for. a recipe is not a guidebook so much as a suggestion and he will frankenstein ideas together to get exactly what he wants to happen. he also didnt know that sugar will not work properly if you dont mix it with the wet ingredients in banana bread and when i asked 'why didnt you do it in the order of the recipe' he said 'i didnt really think it mattered'. autistically i exploded his head in my mind
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kayoi1234 · 6 hours
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People are talking about how reading Dungeon Meshi gives them an internal monologue Senshi for eating properly I think we all need to adopt an internal monologue Chilchuck at work. Like the boat is literally sinking and he's just watching it happen because he's on his lunch break.
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kayoi1234 · 6 hours
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saying “hm. must be the curse” every time something bad happens and refusing to elaborate is my new hobby
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kayoi1234 · 7 hours
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kayoi1234 · 10 hours
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Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.
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kayoi1234 · 10 hours
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made another one sorry
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kayoi1234 · 12 hours
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[video by emersonbrophy. caption: no celery was wasted in the making of this video (very sick of ants on a log)]
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kayoi1234 · 13 hours
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kayoi1234 · 1 day
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kayoi1234 · 1 day
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i really wonder what Julius Caesar would think of a bunch of neurodivergent rats huddled in a circle chanting ides of march ides of march ides of march and then cheering loudly on the 2067th anniversary of his assassination?
like would he cry?
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kayoi1234 · 1 day
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but 99% of the time that ex of yours is not actually a narcissist or a sociopath simply because they sucked and you hate them. By using these words you are in fact demonizing actual mentally ill people, unlike your ex who is far more likely to just be an asshole
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kayoi1234 · 1 day
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What if ... slightly scarier, intimidating Nahida? 👀🌿
An art commission for @atypicalantinomy
If you too would like to get a piece of art of your favs about to bring total destruction to their world, all commissions info can be found in my pinned post! :)
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kayoi1234 · 1 day
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computer got back from apple and i think i viscerally understand the meaning of Came Back Wrong now
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kayoi1234 · 1 day
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this is what i sent
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this is what i got
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kayoi1234 · 1 day
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when is comes to asexuality and aromanticism you have to be okay with contradiction. one ace person will say asexuality is about not experiencing attraction, another will say it’s about not caring to act on attraction, another will say it’s not experiencing arousal. one aromantic will consider themself queer, one won’t. two people with seemingly identical experiences will use two different labels. aro people will be in romantic relationships, ace people will have sex. you get it.
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