#but it worked

[localcryptidsteg]

A quiet moment

Still not sure what theyre watching thoughhhh

#lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk macaque #lmk wukong #lmk fanart #lego monkie kid fanart #my art #shadowpeach #this was a pain in the ass #but it worked

[vampyrsm]

i got this new body wash and it said “mood boosting scent” and honestly. it worked. my mood is instantly better because i smell like a sweet strawberry

#— alex rambles #idk how that shit works #but it worked

[capfalcon]

it is so much easier to be a pacifist when you're not in any danger.

#fucking christian moralistic thinking #'it is never okay to harm a person' #people genuinely seem to think revolution and change happens by being nice?????????? #and sharing stupid fucking instagram posts?????????? #i want those fucking people to look up how algiers won their freedom. #you know how they did it? by bombing people! #it wasnt pretty and it wasnt nice and it wasn't 'morally good' #but it worked #people who have never cracked a book on decolonization #genuinely begging people to read about algiers. #also i am FUCKING begging people to climb out of their sheltered little moralistic black and white thinking #it is absolutely the language of the colonizer to tell people not to fight back #us history tries to tell you to forget about malcom x and the black panthers #tries to sell you a dream of nonviolence through MLK #HE WAS SHOT TO DEATH. #i mean goddamn. the civil war was the most bloody war in US history #i just. i am so fucking tired of these sanitized people who have never ever had any education on the topic #talking about shit that genuinely doee not affect them. #jordan rants

[memento-mori-amor-fati]

Coach asked me to help out at my kid's practice.

Me: Your throws are rushed and sloppy. They're not even close to the person you're throwing to, and then they have to reach and correct or run and hurry back. Then their throws end up sloppy too. Slow is smooth. Smooth is fast.

Kid: You want me to slow down?

Me: Yes.

Kid: ...

Me: ... Just trust me!

#we dont have to tell them where that comes from #and i didnt play softball #but it worked #😅

[obscuravoid]

WIP

#generation loss #genloss #ranboo #gl ranboo #generation loss the social experiments #fanart #genloss fanart #wip #it turns out taking a reference picture is hard when both hands are in the picture #it looks like it went through a microwave and 20 stages of generation loss #but it worked

[lazarish]

#ts4 #ts4 gameplay #sims 4 #ts4 legacy #ts4villain #villain1 #BUT IT WORKED

[revyved]

did i knock alfira tf out to save her from myself... yes u.u

#･ﾟ♢ ooc #sorry babe #but it Worked

[ultimateaclrecovery]

Proud of myself for successfully reheating fries and a burger in the air fryer and giving myself a delicious lunch 😊

#didn’t burn anything #nothing turned into a soggy mess #or rubbery #less is more is probably the key #but it worked #and quickly

[bubblesxo]

i think i just accidentally gaslighted myself into doing my homework quickly by somehow convincing myself that 10 was the last hour of the day (instead of 12)

#i'm so dumb #but it worked #somehow

[liliansun]

sike. yk i love you mumma 🥺🫶

EEEEE HYUCK 🥹🥹🥹🥹

i love you too my child 🥹🫶

#lilac’s moots 🥳 #my lil 🌺 🧺 👶 #hyuckbrainrot 🧟‍♀️🧠 #not her using my man against me 😭 #but it worked #i love hyuck 🥹🥹🥹

[acollectionofcuriousreblogs]

I’m only just now realizing how absolutely bonkers Curtain’s plan was in book 3. Like, he really went “Gee, these kids like puzzles. Guess I better make them an encoded message that will be carefully shredded and thrown away except for one singular piece, (so they don’t get suspicious of it, you know?) and then, just in case, I’ll make another code as a backup and have my henchmen spend the entire night executing this plan. Im sure this is an efficient and effective way to kidnap children.”

And then he was right and they actually fell for it and got kidnapped.

#Filed under reasons why I love this series #if you squint at it #it can kinda seem rational #but then you open your eyes and realize it’s probably the dumbest plan ever #but IT WORKED #which is probably the most wild part about it #tmbs #the mysterious Benedict society #the prisoners dillema #dr curtain #Ledroptha curtain

[thebirdandhersong]

Our temporary choir (we're not allowed to say we're an actual choir under strict orders from our priest because our music director is SUPER enthusiastic about this sort of thing and he WILL arrange regular in-service singing and regular services and he WILL burn himself out because he just loves doing this so much) practiced for two hours before the Christmas Eve Vigil (.... our Midnight Mass except it ended a lot earlier than last year's) and we still managed to sing the Matins Responsary with all the right harmonies :)

#granted that meant that we had our substitute director singing the cantor part and a soprano singing the baritone part #but it WORKED #slings and arrows of outrageous fortune in year 21 #still amazed that it turned out so well!!! by the grace of God alone truly!!!

[musclem3m0ry]

One time this guy I went to rehab with in 2014 was still trying to hit me up almost ten years after our first and last interaction asking me to come visit him and other dumb shit and he was not taking the hint of me saying 'No thanks, I'm married' and 'I'm not interested in that actually' and I knew he was one of those people who reads into everything to make it about him so i posted We Will Not Be Lovers by the Waterboys on my Instagram story and after viewing it, as i knew he would, he unfollowed me on both Instagram and Snapchat

#he may have even blocked me tbh #i cant really remember #dude was so weird #i should have just blocked him from the get but i was still trying to be somewhat nice to people at that point #but it worked #simple as #i think this was in like 2021 so 7 years later bro comes out of the woodwork #this too could happen to you - stay vigilant!

[artfulusername]

Me, introducing myself to people at a social gathering last night: "I'm the porg from the internet."

#Tegan Talks #And it worked! #It probably worked because it was in the context of a group Discord server #But it worked #I am the porg from the internet

[shmuzzieheart]

CONGRATULATIONS TO MY BOY FOR SLITHERING HIS WAY INTO ROLESLAYING WITH ROMAN

#ts spoilers #Shmuzzie rambles #best boy got a cameo/reference/rswr version of himself #abd made him so cool #pretty snake #and I loved aj's voice for him #I don't even watch roleslaying I just saw him on the thumbnail and clicked #it was definitely a bit of a clickbait choosing to put him in the thumbnail #but it WORKED

[borderlinemediocre]

I used to work on a farm and there was a really mean goose that hung out in the chicken coop and I had to go in there and feed them and clean up the chicken poop and the goose would always be trying to attack me and one day this old wise farm hand that worked with me was like “you have to establish dominance with the goose” so I went in next day with my pitchfork and stabbed the ground in front of the goose and was like MOVE and it did and I had then established my dominance

So last night I was walking my dog and there was a coyote who kept coming near us and I remembered the goose trick but didn’t have a pitchfork so I just stomped my foot really hard and was like MOVE and it ran into the forest

Anyway this is a reminder to establish dominance and yell in your everyday life

#also probably I was on some stuff #but it worked #gotta have that SHOUT