Bad Kids Food + Cooking Headcanons
Adaine
Before moving in to Mordred, she couldn't cook for shit. Her family had unseeing servants and stuff and it was assumed she would never need to know.
Eventually Jawbone, Lydia and Sandra Lynn teach her. She begins to love it - it feels similar to ritual spellcasting for her.
After the Nightmare Forest, she starts cooking and baking with Aelwyn. They make a mean black forest cake together. It's great bonding time
Kristen
Is better with camp food than regular food - made it at church camps a lot
Also had to cook for her siblings constantly (we stan parentification :/) but for the most part it was chicken nuggets and microwaved corn kernels and whatever - easy, processed meals
However, her mother insisted she know how to cook because when she had a husband and children it would be her job. So she would often make roast meals and big servings of chicken corn soup to freeze for the week
To this day she hates cooking - it brings back bad memories and feelings.
Fig
Much like Kristen, better at camp food (ie. ranger meals that Sandra Lynn taught her)
She kinda knows how to forage and hunt but not as well as Sandra Lynn would like
She loves baking but has little patience
Her decorating skills are non-existent but she tries
Fabian
My man can't cook for shit, like at all. He can't even make a sandwich. Cathilda tried to teach him but his parents would often intervene so he never had the patience to learn.
Riz
Riz would be a good cook if he knew how. Unfortunately Sklonda didn't have the time to teach him or the money to buy ingredients for him to learn. She did what she could - he at least knows sandwichs and pasta and rice and very basic staples - but he couldn't tell you how to cook steak
After the Nightmare Forest, Sandra Lynn teaches him how to forage and hunt. He takes to it far better than Fig (he has more patience for it)
Gorgug
Other than Adaine after season two, Gorgug is the best chef of the bad kids. Ain't no way Digby & Wilma were letting him not know how to cook.
He likes baking too, but mainly does things like slow cooker stews and pulled pork sliders with homemade curly fries.
He enjoys seeing the delight on his friends' faces when he makes them food
Honorary Bad Kids
Ragh is in the same boat as Adaine - didn't learn until after Jawbone was in his life. After he worked through his issues, Ragh got really close to Lydia via learning how to cook. Now he often cooks with Gorgug, making BBQ dinners together for their families
Ayda doesn't know how to cook. Past iterations might have but this one doesn't. She has Garthy after all. But she does enjoy baking with Fig or Adaine (and sometimes even helping Gorgug or Ragh)
Tracker knows how to cook, Jawbone taught her. She learnt how to cook on a tight budget, and how to forage and hunt. She and Sandra Lynn bonded over that
Aelwyn is the same as Adaine, never knew until after the Nightmare Forest. She gets really into it, especially baking, making perfect macarons and puff pastry. It's escapism, but she doesn't always have the spoons (it takes a lot outta her)
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jake, although he'd never admit it because he has appearances to keep up, loves getting taken out on dates and bradley is happy to do so. he mentioned once how much he'd love to have a picnic under the stars. one night bradley wakes jake up around 2 am and practically drags him out of bed (when i said i wanted to get taken out for a date, this isn't what i meant) and he drives them to a field nearby. while jake is complaining about how early it is, bradley starts setting up the picnic he brought and it takes jake a minute to process everything (you actually listened to me when i mentioned this? of course i did) they stay out for an hour or two before bradley notices jake is falling asleep. on the way home, jake falls asleep in the car and bradley ends up carrying him inside, pressing a soft kiss to his forehead before climbing into bed next to jake, pulling him close, falling asleep himself.
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🌸 REMEMBER (DEMO) IS OUT! 🌸
I just posted the demo on itch.io, rpgmaker.net is weird and the game is still pending, but who cares? Itch.io is my main man.
The demo is quite short, but I’m happy that something is finally out, even if it’s not much. I included a walkthrough in the files, if you’re stuck (and believe me, you will be).
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Talking with the others, I realize love is stupid, and I'm better off having no part in it.. This is headachey and it's literally a bunch of hypersexuals I will ruin this for them..
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“You shouldn’t self-ID as ADHD/autistic, you’re turning a very real mental condition into a trend” Ok then stop saying delulu. Stop speculating on which cluster C personality disorder the criminals you hear about on the news have. Stop saying “schizoposting” and “acoustic” and “is it restarted?” Stop using “psycopath” and “sociopath” as catch-all ways of calling someone a bad person. Stop saying “the intrusive thoughts won” when you bleach your hair and then turn your nose up at people who suffer from very real, very scary urges of physical/sexual violence. Stop saying “I’m so OCD” as a way of calling yourself neat. Stop treating BPD/ASPD/Bipolar as inherently abusive. Stop saying “OP I am living in your walls” without tagging for unreality. Stop diagnosing complete strangers you’ve never met on r/AITA with NPD.
You first. If you don’t want our disabilities to be treated like trends then stop belittling and minimising them. I’ll NEVER judge a person for trying find labels for their symptoms when an apathetic, racist, sexist, ableist healthcare system refuses to. But I will absolutely judge a hypocrite. Which a lot of you are
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Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?
Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".
My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.
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