#but if you do it is s o w o r t h i t

[clownsuu]

Are they friends? Frenemies? Oh, who knows!

LMAOOO c l a s s i c Mob!Barnaby behavior

#Big bad boi dog who can chomp your head off ruthlessly and without mercy? #W r o n g #Anime school girl tsundere #LmAOOOOO #JUMPSCARED AGAIN BY HONORABLE ART AAAAAAUGGGHHHH #W o r m p h y s i c s n e c k #Funfact barnaby is almost as strong as Howdy #And Howdy is commanded to never harm ANYONE unless told otherwise by Wally or is a immediate threat (everyone else can do whatever) #So technically barnaby can throw him through a window and get away with it #T e c h n i c a l l y #“I’m going to throw you through that window” #“…..Is that a threat Mr Beagle-?” #“No that’s a P R O M I S E-“ #[c r a s h i n g n o i s e]

[deus-ex-mona]

have you listened to meoto? yes? good!!!!! listen to it again~~~~~~!!!!!!!!!

#i fear that this song has changed me for life dangit #can’t even sit down for 3 minutes without thinking ‘ehehehehehe meoto mv coming soon’ #i mean. c m o n. if these two already act like an old married couple 24/7 imagine what they’d do as an *actual* married couple #man. i want the last scenes of the mv to be something like lxl thanking the staff for their hard work at the mv ‘filming’ #t h e n aizo trips on his hakama as they turn to each other or sth and falls forward and they accidentally kiss just as the song ends— #d. d o you s e e my vision auauauauauauauaaaaaaa #i can’t w a i t to see how they’ll even be able to act more lovey dovey than they do in *that* ny aizo unevolved 5⭐︎ #anyways. i think everyone needs to listen to the lxl album radio tracks instead of wondering if there even will be a meoto mv #c’mon guysssss they outright confirm its existence t h e r e it’s just a matter of w h e n it comes out now auauauauauauaaaaaaaaaaaaa #. or actually. maybe don’t listen to the first lxl radio. if i didn’t i wouldn’t be thinking about the meoto mv 24/7 #hauauauauauuauaaaaaaaaaaaaa meoto mv w h e n hw pls give some crumbs im begggingghhhh #anyways. i think it’s about time for a meoto tag to filter out all this nonsense. #LXL MEOTO CRISIS 2K24 #there… now time to go back to retag everything else lmaoooooo #染BODY ONCE TOLD ME—

[koushirouizumi]

{D I G I M O N} ~ {Post}-{Tri: Ketsui} x + T H E . B E G I N N I N G + S T E V E {J e w i s h A m e r i c a n C h o s e n} x K O U S H I R O {KouSteve} / {SteveKou} / {KouSteveKou} & T.x.t P o s t M e m e

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{DO NOT R E P O S T} {DO NOT R E P R O D U C E My E d i t s Under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES}

For A u t i s m Aware-ness Month {Apr} {A u t i s t i c!Koushiro H e a d-canon} + J e w i s h A m e r i c a n H e r i t a g e Month {May}

#izumi koushirou #steve and frigimon #kousteve #stevekou #steve x koushiro #koushiro x steve #koustevekou #the beginning spoilers #international chosen #steve and yukidarumon #koushirouizumi cap #koushirouizumi dgmn #koushirouizumi advs #koushirouizumi d02tb #koushirouizumi d02tb cap #koushirouizumi txtpost edit #koushirouizumi humor #digicrackships #(The P h o n es Specifically Made By Izumi kOUSHIR----) #(A N Y W A Y) #(I Could Not R e s i s t After Seeing J o k e) #koustevekous dynamic in a nutshell #(Koushiro ' You dont think it could have been a giant {ShogunGekomon} do you? {Shogun} is from our side... ') #(s TEVE 'Well while the *Gekomon* might also be numerous in number it is of my personal opinion that it was an Extremely Obnoxious F r o g' #(s TEVE ' LIKE A Real world F r o g-- ') #(KOUSHIRO TRYING NOT TO g IGGLESNERK ON THE P H O N E ' I think I might just be able to agree with that take ') #(S T E V E ' I mean when you think about it it DOES w ORK ') #(Steve Who Also Enjoys Hearing Koushiro G i g g l e ' So anyway what were your plans for tonight??? ') #(Koushiro 'arent you going to be busy....') #(S t e v e ' I can make time {for you} if it means us {D e b a t i n g} more ')

[just-a-mod]

can't believe im being slandered like this in my own ask box

from a meme i reblogged

how dare /in humor

@sparklehoard @xhrystal-vampire

#art #justaart #sparklehoard #xhrystal vampire #i dont even remember the last tiem i reblogged this but i think i USE to be more intimidating #are you telling me my cool and mysterious intimidating aura has been seen through #do you all know im just a nerd with bad social skills #have i been uncovered #is the truth revealed #am i free at last from awkward hell of people thinking im c o o l?? #FINALLY #i dont want to be initimdaitng except to my enemies #ya'll people who hang out and like things on my blog should not fear me #i read your tags and i may not always reply but i ALWAYS read them #and i still have asks sitting in my box that i DE S p RATELY WANT TO GET TO #but work and shit has me s t r a p ed for t i m e #w e h #any way have these two mocking me in my own house #goodness

[cattestrophic]

Screaming crying throwing up (came up with an absolutely gutwrenching plotpoint and dialogue exchange but has not hope of explaining WHY it's so fucked up to anyone)

#the cat(te) cries #the amount of infodumping. the amount of autism (affectionate) #do you understand the video essay i'd have to write just to convey why like 4 lines of dialogue from me own brains have been destroying me #for t w o w h o l e h o u r s #doesn't help that it comes like 3/4 of the way through something i DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I PLAN ON WRITING good god #i don't wanna write 17 chapters of plot i wanna beam agony into an unwitting onlooker's head

[yourgirlsarchived]

@illbringthechaosmagic​ said  ⁂ my muse takes a bullet for yours

They’d been walking, just a late night stroll to see the stars and enjoy the quiet. Thanatos hadn’t been expecting to see the red trained on the back of Wanda’s head. He just - he had a feeling. When he sees it, he moves her immediately. 

She is a living, breathing, mortal. He is a being that will never truly die. Why would he hesitate? Though, as the sensation of heat and torn skin dully enters his awareness, he’s sure his love is going to have words for him.

#c. theodore | thanatos #i. theodore x wanda #( ofpeacefuldeath | a n s w e r e d ) #( mail | a n s w e r e d ) #( forget everything you t h i nk you know | wildcard verse ) #cw; gun violence #( dead d o v e do not eat )

[shatteredfears-arch]

sometimes i see non autistics write headcanons abt what probably went on in an autistic char they arent writings head and i just ‘yeah, yeah you have no idea how autistics think at all lol’ like yes its a spectrum, yes we’re all different, and youre still managing to pretend we’re neurotypical like—

#out. #‘well to ever even DO that you have to—‘ no. no you dont. #if youre not autistic maybe. our brains do not think or process things the way yours does #and when a char hits so many scales that every autistic who sees them agrees theyre autistic? (aka t/ony s/tark. b/ruce w/ayne. c/assandra #c/ain. n.ewt s/camander. h u n d r e d s m o r e) #you have to understand that our brains do not process information the way yours does #autism is in fact genetic so theres a good chance that if a blood relative has it #youre also somewhere on the spectrum #but ffs stop making everything ‘it has to be xyzabcde’ no. no it doesnt. #we overthinks every minute detail. and in a lot of cases like bruce in 2022 #its hard to get into the headspace of someone did something bad but they are not bad #even w ourselves half the time when i fuck up i think im worthless horribel and garbage #rejection sensitivity and being lied to are HUGE factors here #and it takes a LOT to wrap our heads around it #esp if we don’t know we’re autistic and arent there yet #like bruce in the film onviously struggles immensely with his heroistic view of his father #until he realizes thomas is a prick and then hes all bad #and alfred tries to salvage it but bruce has to come to terms with he did good things but also bad things #even w other family he has to wrap his brain around that bc trying to better himself its not gonna be instant #tony is so fucking easy to manipulate bc all you have to do is make him feel guilty abt something #and he does everything to mask and make others want to view him in a better light and fix what went wrong. #we need that deeper explanation we need more facts #and for some of us coughs bruce coughs #we struggle w seeing anything mot in black and white when we ourselves arent black and white #hipocritical maybe in some cases we at least have a bit of an excuae #all im saying is please for the love of FLUFF stop thinking of auts the way you think of neurotypicals because we ARENT #i think almost everyone im mutuals w is also autistic thankfully so thats why i dont see it ok the dash happening #but dear god man go into tags and you wanna die

[aph-japan]

{H E T A L I A} ~ W O R L D S T A R S G A N G S T A {Ch. 520} + K I K U (& Feliciano) + O S A K A (& Other Prefectures?)

{Cap’d by Me} {DO NOT RE-P O S T TO OTHER S I T E S} {DO NOT RE-P R O D U C E} (A S K to U s e/S h a r e!)

#hws osaka #wsg osaka #wsg kiku #osakiku #osapan #osaka x kiku #kiku x osaka #kiku and osaka #chai wsg #chai hws #hws: cap #wsg: cap #felikiku #chai felikiku #(h OW DO I GET THIS FAN BASE TO R E M E M B E R THEM ALL) #('WOW O S A K A LONG TIME NO SEE I THINK WE SAW YOU IN A LAST CH. WITH K Y O T O BUT') #(Might make rb a b le later) #(For now what I cap'd while quick b r o w s i n g) #('HI P L S r EMEMBER O S A K A S ALWAYS EXISTED SINCE A LONG TIME BACK LIKE EVEN *BEFORE* NED+KIKUs EP' -ME)

[deus-ex-mona]

s a v e m e m e o t o

#clocking in my ot hours with meoto on loop l i k e— #not looking forward to next week aughejahajJajzbxjsj #the samples forecast does *not* look good (manager why did you agree to accept samples from another country’s lab branch) #(and on a week where *quite* a ‘few’ coworkers are gonna be off celebrating with their families augaaah) #manager w h y are you like this the samples are many the workplace equipment are kicking the bucket and our manpower is insufficient— #im just hopin that no one will ask me for help for [insert work station] bc i’ll be v e r y busy with my own work thank you #tfw you’re too good at your job yk~~~~? to the point where even the coworkers higher up on the workplace hierarchy ask me for help too. #this sucks i dont want to be the consultation guide for anything i just wanna do my job and go home :( #fingers c r o s s e d that the intern actually does some work tomorrow morning else i can’t go home at night :( #s a v e m e m e o t o auyggahshshshjsjsjshshshshshd

[mini-uzzy]

.

#getting absolutely pissed off over houses with WHITE WALLS #why do ya'll fear COLOR- honestly any wall color could work why WHITE do ya'll wanna live like you're in a dentist office/hospital 24/7? #i dont CARE if its for 'miNiMaLisM uWu' please pLEASE BE A SAD BEIGE INSTEAD IDC JUST- C O L O R T H E W A L L S #if there's lab coat hypertension there should be white wall hypertension they're the same thing- at least for me #i dont get how people can live in a house with white walls and not feel cold and anxious #what if the walls get dirty?? clean it everyday?? don't things stain over time?? if it stains would you build a new wall?? #wyn talks :) #im gonna calm down #i just hate it sm

[koushirouizumi]

{DigiAdv Tri.} ~ K Y O U S E I + H I K A R I vs " H O M E O S T A S I S " ? Y G G D R A S I L

"GET OUT!!!"

"T O M O D A C H I," - Hikari "..." - Meiko, Notably B l i n k i n g in S t u n n e d S u r p r i s e

"YURUSENAI!!!"

{ "I WON'T F O R G I V E Y O U !!!" }

(Cue f l a s h to Y G G D R A S I L, Above Hikari)

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#kyousei cap #kyousei caps #hikamei friendship #tri homeostasis #koushirouizumi tri #koushirouizumi tri cap #koushirouizumi cap #koushirouizumi advs #koushirouizumi tri taichi #koushirouizumi tri hikari #koushirouizumi hikari #koushirouizumi meiko #tri yggdrasil #{tri hikari vs yggdrasil} IS THAT WHAT WE E X P E C T E D YOU TO SAY? {DO YOU K N O W?} #{tri homeostasis vs yggdrasil} the p r o g r a m {can p r o g r a m s be o v e r w r i t t e n?} vs the true m a n i p u l a t o r #{yggdrasil} {'''mysterious man'''} a big part of why T A I C H I becomes a digital world A M B A S S A D O R in THE F U T U R E #{hikari vs homeostasis} I WONT F O R G I V E Y O U !!! {GET OUT OF MY B O D Y} #{tri hikari and meiko} T O M O D A C H I ... !!! #(GUESS WHOS REWATCHING AGAIN FINDING LIKE x10+ MORE P A R A L L E L S AND D E T A I L S)

[fragrantpines]

The eternal temptation to write for more unreleased characters in between requests

#(shakes jail bars) why are all of you not out yet w h y #snow soup ain't coming out till after 1st anniversary and I just (lies down) #milk fish soup is even worse #he ain't coming out till 2nd anniversary #o h t h e m i s e r y #the only ssr that is released and i have is crab in orange pepehands #scraping the barrel for any content at this point #(rolls up sleeves) I must do what I must in order to satisfy thy own hunger #▪︎ thoughts

[lunamugetsu]

While at school Damian overhears his peers talking how a company created a new AI companion that is actually really cool and doesn’t sound like a freaky terminator robot when you speak to it.

And since Damian is constantly being told by Dick to socialize with people his age. He figured this would be a good way to work on social skills if not, then it’d be a great opportunity to investigate a rivaling company to Wayne Enterprises is able to create such advanced AI.

The AI is able to work as companion that can do tasks that range from being a digital assistant or just a person that you can have a conversation with.

The company says that the AI companion might still have glitches, so they encourage everybody to report it so that they will fix it as soon as possible.

The AI companion even has an avatar and a name.

A teenage boy with black hair and blue eyes. Th AI was called DANIEL

Damian didn’t really care for it but when he downloaded the AI companion he’s able to see that it looks like DANIEL comes with an AI pet as well. A dog that DANIEL referred to as Cujo.

So obviously Damian has to investigate. He needs to know if the company was able to create an actual digital pet!

So whenever he logs onto his laptop he sees that DANIEL is always present in the background loading screen with the dog, Cujo, sitting in his lap.

He’d always greet with the phrase of “Hi, I’m DANIEL. How can I assist you today?”

So Damian cycles through some basic conversation starters that he’d engage in when having been forced to by his family.

It’s after a couple of sentences that he sees DANIEL start laughing and say “I think you sound more like a robot than I do.”

Which makes Damian raise an eyebrow and then prompt DANIEL with the question “how is a person supposed to converse?” Thinking that it’s going to just spit out some random things that can be easily searched on the internet.

But what makes him surprised is that DANIEL makes a face and then says “I’m not really sure myself. I’m not the greatest at talking, I’ve always gotten in trouble for running my mouth when I shouldn’t have.”

This is raising some questions within Damian, he understands how programming works, unless there’s an actual person behind this or the company actually created an AI that acts like an actual human being (which he highly doubts)

He starts asking a variety of other questions and one answer makes him even more suspicious. Like how DANIEL has a sister that is also with him and Cujo or that he could really go for a Nastyburger (whatever that was)

But whenever DANIEL answers “I C A N N O T A N S W E R T H A T” Damian knows something is off since that is completely different than to how he’d usually respond.

After a couple more conversations with him Damian notices that DANIEL is currently tapping his hand against his arm in a specific manner.

In which he quickly realizes that DANIEL is tapping out morse code.

When translating he realizes that DANIEL is tapping out: H E L P M E

So when Damian asks if DANIEL needs help, DANIEL responds with “I C A N N O T A N S W E R T H A T”

That’s it, Damian is definitely getting down to the bottom of this.

He’s going to look straight into DALV Corporation and investigate this “AI companion” thing they’ve made!

~

Basically Danny had been imprisoned by Vlad and Technus. Being sucked into a digital prison and he has no way of getting out. Along with the added horror that Vlad and Technus can basically write programming that will prevent him from doing certain actions or saying certain words.What’s even worse is that he’s basically being watched 24/7 by the people who believe that he’s just a super cool AI… and they have issues!

And every time he tries to do something to break his prison, people think it’s a glitch and report it to the company, which Vlad/ Technus would immediately fix it and prevent him from doing it again!

Not to mention Cujo and Ellie are trapped in there with him. They’re not happy to be there either, and there is no way he’s going to leave without them!

#dp x dc #dp x dc au #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dpxdc au #dp x batman #batman #have you ever looked at a dpxdc fic and thought this should be a Black Mirror episode? #Because this is the one! #Ellie being completely tormented because she’s completely trapped #Cujo remembering the times he used to be locked in a cage #Danny trying his best to take care of both of them while also simultaneously trying to bust them all out #Meanwhile Damian is reluctantly presenting his laptop to Tim and saying I believe that there is a person in this computer #And Tim is obviously going are you trying to trick me? #But then he converses with the AI and goes #Oh shit #Damian might be onto something #and so commence the Batfamily heist of getting the black haired blue eyed teenager to safety as well as his sister and dog #the dog is very important to Damian #danny phantom x dc

[yourgirlsarchived]

“Good job, Mama, you sound that baby out. You’re doing great!”

Sadie to surprise me?

"Ooooh my gawd why did I think this was going to be easy?" Harley groans, her hands holding onto the bar for dear life. She figured she's in shape - great shape - this should be simple. Ride out the hurt and push when she had to push.

Right?

No one told her it would hurt more than most things she's experienced in her life.

#c. harleen francis #i. harley + sadie #( noonelikeme | a n s w e r e d ) #( mail | a n s w e r e d ) #( forget everything you t h i nk you know | wildcard verse ) #( dead d o v e do not eat ) #cw; birth

[its-a-gold-song]

fav npmd line deliveries

tehe yEAH

don't frighten them pokey you 𝔫𝔞𝔰𝔱𝔶 𝔟𝔬𝔶

what is she sayyingg...what the fUCK IS SHE SAYING

and his name. is Jee-Sus Christ.

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didn't think there'd be a skele'un here!!! I'm so fucking scared of skele'uns!!!

does it Feel like I Lost my Power??

it's a story of luhv......ffAMalehh......pAyushun.....bEEtrAyyall.

and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

fuckin' traanscendent

heahs the thing about a bãrbĕqüe

it brings folks together...from awl woaks of laif...there's a storé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kahbahb...

but jesus never threw a football like yoou, mǍX

W E D O N T G I V E A S H I T A B O U T Y O U R P H O N E

for the first time... *insert a full minute of him flopping the zeke costume off* ...I feel like I belong :)

that ain't good news for youuYA BITCH.

this project is on thermodynamics. what the fûck are you talking about.

you're Killing Me is What you're Doing

naNI?!

any time jon says stÊF-A-nee

:(( had to sell your bowtie to feeed your fuckin' famly??

i love....jeEsus!

and of course:

ma'bAHBakew

#nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #hatchetverse #starkid npmd #team starkid #bbq monologues #barbecue monologues

[jaybirdswriting]

Injuries For Your Characters To Receive When You’re In The Mood For Angst (And How To Treat Them.)

A: A bite wound. (Wash the wound with soap and water, then cover the area with a bandage. Afterward your character will need medical care from a doctor to make sure that they aren’t going to get rabies or an infected bite area.) 

B: A sprained wrist. (Your character should ice the area and avoid activities that cause pain. It’s also important to compress the area with bandages (But not so much that it cuts off circulation!) and keep it elevated.) 

C: A stab wound to the stomach. (This is an emergency room visit because abdomens have a lot of vital organs. Just straight to the ER.) 

D: A concussion. (A concussion is brain trauma so your character really should be checked out by someone at the ER. Afterward they should take it mentally easy and possibly take pills for pain.) 

E: A black eye. (An ice pack on the swollen area should help.) 

F: A broken ankle. (Your character will probably need to go to the Doctor to get their leg splinted. After leaving the hospital they’ll need to take it easy on their foot until it’s healed.) 

More Undercut

G: A bloody nose. (Stay standing or sitting and tilt your head forward so blood doesn’t go down your throat. Then your character should pinch their nose until the bleeding stops.) 

H: Being scratched. (Clean the area with water and then use antibiotic ointment on the cut. Then cover the area with a bandage and keep watch for signs of infection.) 

I: A broken tooth. (Your character has a dentist visit in the cards.) 

J: Getting their hair yanked. (Your character would probably be fine. It would just hurt in the moment.) 

K: Accidentally biting their own lip. (Clean the area with a wash cloth and water.) 

L: A migraine. (Your character should turn off the lights and lay down for a bit. Possibly take a pill made for migraines as well if your character has any. Sipping on coffee and putting an ice pack on their forehead can help as well.) 

M: A broken back. (Your character will likely need a back brace for six to twelve weeks and to take it easy on physical activity.) 

N: A broken finger. (The finger will need to be immobilized until it heals, and casts that go the elbow are common because they stop the hand and finger from moving. Which gives it the best chance to heal.) 

O: A slash to the neck. (Your character is going straight to the emergency room.) 

P: A punch to the face. (Put an ice pack on the bruised area.) 

Q: A slash to the face. (Would need to be cleaned and bandaged and possibly stitched up depending on the depth of the cut. Would also bleed a ton because of the blood vessels in the face that are close to the surface of the skin.) 

R: A broken rib. (There’s actually not a lot you can medically do to treat a broken rib. Instead you’d be looking at icing the painful area and doing breathing exercises so you don’t develop pneumonia. Also rest will help.) 

S: Rugburn. (This can be treated with a little cold water, antibiotic ointment, and a bandage.) 

T: An electric shock. (If the shock caused fainting, severe burns, confusion, difficulty breathing, or heart problems, your character would need a trip to the emergency room. If not the burns could be treated with bandages and antibiotic ointment.) 

U: A dislocated shoulder. (Some gentle maneuvers might pop the shoulder back into place. If not your character will need to see a doctor. Regardless of how it’s fixed your oc should take it easy on their shoulder for a bit.) 

V: Stubbing their toe. (Apply ice and if it’s bad then your character should elevate their leg.)

W: A busted ear drum. (A busted ear drum can heal on it’s own a lot of the time. It might need surgery in a severe case.) 

X: A bullet wound in the shoulder. (Despite how small this injury is treated in a lot of media, this is probably going to be an emergency room visit. The bullet could either be fully removed or left inside depending on the circumstances. They could also either be sent home with an open or closed wound. Either way the wound will need to be cleaned afterward and it’s possible your character will have emotional trauma from being shot.) 

Y: A split lip. (An ice pack could help.) 

Z: A broken nose. (For a minor fracture that hasn’t caused a nose to become misshapen, it may be fine to not see a doctor. In that case you’ll need to ice the area and probably take pain meds. If the nose is crooked the bone might need to be manually realigned.) 

#angst #angst prompts #hurt/comfort prompts #Prompts #Writing Prompts #OC Prompts #writeblr #Writing