#but also it’s objectively funny like bro you are the hugest loser for this guy and he has no clue b/c u want him to think ur cool

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I think one of the objectively funniest (in a tragedy-irony-way) things about Crowley is that to us the audience we are so very aware that he is so in love it makes him the stupidest idiot on the planet but like if you see his behavior from Aziraphale’s perspective????

Crowley, doing his damnedest to protect Aziraphale without letting Aziraphale know + following behind him all the time (looking at you, Prepping for The Bookshop Ball arc!!!!) literally just means that Aziraphale is off in his own little world doing his own little tasks like playing matchmaker and detective and newspaperman, with literally 0 idea that Crowley is gagging for it every day of the week

(hence: “you’re being silly!” Instead of him being like “oh dang crowley’s actually bothered” like when Crowley “plays it cool” and us as the audience is like “oh he’s faking!” Aziraphale is not the audience and it kinda works on him!!! He‘s busy with his detective work he doesn’t have time to notice that Crowley is being weird when Crowley’s always vague and kinda weird by default to him!!!)

like that’s comedy babes I’m sorry it’s so funny to me

RIP Crowley unfortunately you must learn to tolerate the mortifying ordeal of being known even if that means aziraphale stops thinking you’re cool and mysterious

#starlight fandom #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #crowley #aziraphale #crowley and aziraphale #aziraphale is an autistic king if you do not spell it out for him he won’t pick up on it #and Crowley is aware of this and absolutely uses it to his perceived advantage #part of the tragedy part is like; Crowley is a self-fulfilling prophecy to some extent #he knows how to keep aziraphale at arm’s length and take advantage of his selfishness-obliviousness-ability to get lost in a task #and he uses that info to protect him (aziraphale) and himself (crowley) but in doing so he has sealed his fate #he and aziraphale would never be on the same page since crowley was never being 100% up front #but also it’s objectively funny like bro you are the hugest loser for this guy and he has no clue b/c u want him to think ur cool #and literally he’s the ONLY PERSON ON THE PLANET WHO THINKS YOU’RE COOL #he’s the only person who will probably ALWAYS THINK YOU’RE COOL #fucking goober I love him I love aziraphale let me smooch them both