#but I won't do that

[suzypfonne]

This edit makes me feel things so I'm dragging y'all down with me.

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #meatloaf #i would do anything for love #but i won't do that #right in the feels #ineffable husbands #michael sheen #david tennant #ineffable lovers #go fanart #go fan edit #Youtube

[ms-boogie-man]

Meat Loaf - I'd Do Anything For Love (But I Won't Do That) (Official Music Video)

Will you cater to every fantasy I got? Will you hose me down with holy water if I get too hot? Will you take me places I've never known? Now, I can do that Oh no, now, I can do that After a while you'll forget everything It was a brief interlude and a midsummer night's fling And you'll see that it's time to move on I won't do that I won't do that I know the territory I've been around It'll all turn to dust and we'll all fall down Sooner or later you'll be screwin' around I won't do that No, I won't do that

Anything for love… oh, I would do anythingy for love…

Angie/Maddie🦇❥✝︎🇺🇸

#Meat Loaf #I would Do Anything For Love #But I Won't Do That

[lonicera-edulis]

Restraining myself from drawing dwarves as klingons again since older art doesn't look that good (=ఠ్ఠܫఠ్ఠ =)∫

#but I won't do that #aside that I need to finish commissions #I am working on them #I am #but today is a day of unproductive zoning out

[coffeexxcigarettes]

Hey, Meatloaf Anon here, I went a bit too hard on my latest villian arc. Would it be possible to provide our mutual friend some support?

We are both pretty stressed rn

Hey, Meatloaf! Good to see you again.

We love a villain arc here, babe, won't catch me booing.

I'd love to offer support though, if you wanna give me a little riddle to figure out who they are exactly.

And if you need some support too, my little loaf, I'm here. If you're both stressed, it sounds like you could both use it.

#who needs support #i got it #gonna need more details #meatloaf series #I'd do anything for love #but i won't do that #who's the mutual

[notmuchtoconceal]

yo how can i get a private cam sesh with you bro

make an account and start talking to me. i don't wanna hypnotize a fucking crash-test dummy. i wanna hypnotize a person and reduce them to the level of a crash-test dummy. have a mind i can take away, bro.

#sometimes i can't dom #cause as far as i can tell #there's nothing to dom there #boy comes up #radiates nothing #i sit there #wat do #my first instinct #is to nakedly exploit you with predatory brutality #but i won't do that #in good conscience #until you piss me off #i need to establish #a fucking baseline #before i abuse you #cause i tend to play rough #i think you're a weakling #and a dullard #as well as a beta #and i need you to get my attention #and show me you can handle me

[dracomeir]

So I'm trying to come up with a better title for my cat Pico AU instead of: I Found A Cat In A Vending Machine & Now My Life Is In Chaos, but I think I'm just going to keep the long ass anime/manga like title because I find it funny.

I might post random short passages of Pico's antics with Darnell as well since I can't stop thinking about them. They've taken over my life, my dreams, my thou- Wait, I said all this already.

#titling fanfics? what? #really long title #yes it will fit within Ao3's char limit #yeah I actually checked #I can make it even longer by adding Pico's School in front lol #but I won't do that #cat Pico cat Pico cat Pico #darnell #pico #pico's school

[chocolate-crab]

Tumblr:

Me:

Also me:

#bleach #aizen #i would do anything for sosuke #but i won't do that #all according to keikaku

[leiawritesstories]

working in customer service sucks

#personal #not to rant but god #people just suck sometimes #a lot of the time actually #like have you never been to a restaurant before?!? #never seen a busy restaurant?! #DO YOU HONESTLY NOT REALIZE THAT JUST BC THERE ARE OPEN TABLES DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN SEAT YOU #CUZ WE CANNOT #not unless everyone is swamped with tables #and nobody needs to be swamped #and yes i want to punch you #but i won't do that #bc professionalism and all that #god i just love my job #🙃🙃🙃🙃

[fuckadonsweeney]

so the thing that Meat Loaf wouldn’t do for love was anal, right?

#meat loaf #I would do anything for love #but I won't do that

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!! #how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

[theblob1958]

people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

#missed out on a whole year I could have skated at my local roller rink because I didn't want to go alone #and now it's closed and I won't ever get that year back. sometimes you gotta do it alone if you want to do something

[elizabro]

aaron bushnell knew exactly what he was doing. he states his intentions with total lucidity and sense of purpose. he knows what he's about to do is extreme--he says so. he speaks calmly, but he's clearly terrified. he takes a deep breath after pouring the accelerant over himself. he has to psyche himself up to light the flame. he struggles with the lighter. he says "free palestine" normally once before he starts to scream it. even through his agony he manages to say it one last time before he stops being able to speak at all. this is a man with total conviction. he wanted to help people, in any way possible. this action was a moral one, and any news outlet painting this as simply a mental health issue is a disservice to his memory. he knew what he was doing when he burned himself in uniform. he knew that there was a chance that sacrificing his own life could go on to save many others. this was the ultimate act of selflessness, and it should be treated as such. may he rest in peace.

#death tw #aaron bushnell #I know I'm not adding anything to the conversation. but I watched the uncensored version of the footage and it won't ever leave my mind. #I do caution anyone who decides to watch the video blurred or not. his screams are not something easily forgotten #free palestine

[hansoeii]

this one's for you, edwin paine

#charles said he misses kissing so I did what had to be done #these two won't leave my brain #which is bad cos I REALLY need to focus on my final #but oh well #what can I do #dead boy detectives #DBD #dead boy detectives fanart #painland fanart #chedwin #chedwin fanart #my art #digital art #fanart #my fanart

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

woke up and someone spilled vanilla extract all over my dash, so as punishment you strange little beasties are getting all the VANILLA FACTS i know:

vanilla is the 2nd most expensive spice in the world (2nd to saffron)

which is why more than 99% of what we call "vanilla extract" is actually vanillin (vanilla's dominant flavor compound) and is not extracted from real vanilla.

luckily, even professionals struggle to tell the difference when it comes to things like baked goods. but there is a distinct difference in non-heat treated products like vanilla ice cream. real vanilla has a more complex, individualized flavor profile.

why is vanilla so expensive? because it is a ridiculously delicate & demanding crop. complete primadonna.

vanilla beans come from vanilla orchids. these crazy flowers bloom for A SINGLE DAY and have to be HAND-POLLINATED in a process that is exhausting, delicate, and requires specialist knowledge passed down over generations.

then, if you're lucky, you get vanilla beans.

which then require months of further specialized treatment.

the entire process takes about a year and can go wrong at any stage

vanilla has been cultivated for over 800 years (possibly much longer). the first known cultivators are the Totonac, an indigenous people of Mexico.

the Aztecs used it as a sweetener to balance out the bitter taste of cocoa. it was popular in a drink called xocolatl--the precursor to modern hot chocolate!

it is only pollinated by a very specific orchid bee!!!

which is why no fruit could be grown outside of Mexico until the 1800s

Edmond Albius, born into slavery, invented the pollination method we still use today--launching a global industry when he was just 12 years old.

today, the majority of the world's vanilla is grown in Madagascar

if you want real vanilla, read the labels carefully--it's harder to find than you think!

in conclusion, those tiny black specks you see in fancy vanilla ice cream? those are vanilla bean seeds! itty bitty orchid seeds!!! they are delicious and also a PRISSY BITCH!

(src)

#Vanilla Extract #i open the tumblr app and immediately my nostrils are invaded by the overwhelming stench of vanilla #also if you want real vanilla extract at a discount: check out stores like HomeGoods TJMaxx Marshalls etc #the foodstuffs section tends to have fancy nonperishables for much cheaper than upscale grocery stores #you can get things like saffron truffles fancy oils at surprising prices #still expensive but like. 50% cheaper #or just shoplift if that's your thing i won't tell you how to live your life #did i just spend an hour writing this? yes. why did i do that? i don't KNOW

[forestofsprites]

i think that sometimes the best thing that you can do is remind yourself that there are beaches. lakes, rivers, and ponds. there are forests. little woods and meadows. there are canyons. gullies and mountain cliffs. there are rainy days. dry spells and scorching blue skies. that the world turns. changes as much as it repeats. that feeling slow today won't stop tomorrow's high tide. won't make july's blackberries any less ripe

#i do think there's a comfort in knowing the world won't stop for me #that me feeling off kilter doesn't mean spring will come any slower #i suppose. when life feels out of our hands. out of control #the planet keeps doing its thing #and we will be there to meet it #to engage w it. to witness it. to make changes where and when we can #too much change lately!!!!!! too much life out of my hands!!! #thoughts

[ot3]

i can't believe that we're doing 'i use bro/dude in a gender neutral way' discourse in 2024 because even without the blatant transmisogyny of being unwilling to make incredibly minor linguistic concessions for the sake of not casually misgendering trans women, 'dont call people things that will upset them' is a concept literal kindergartners are capable of grasping. if someone says 'don't use these words to refer to me, i don't like it' and your response is anything but 'sorry, i won't do it again' then the kindest possible interpretation of your behavior is that you are a huge asshole that nobody should want to hang out with.

#'i call everyone dude/bro/man its equality' is just the transmisogynistic version of 'i dont see race' #like yeah i also call everyone those things. unless they say they don't want me to. and then i won't do it. huge!