#bucket responds

[bucky-bucket-barnes]

more! headcanons! please!

bucky getting used to modern crap headcanon

considering Bucky is over 100 years old, your boyfriend is more with the times than people give him credit for

socially he's quite progressive, but a lot of other things, he tends to be fuzzy on

food for starters

that man acts like he is scared of any other seasonings besides salt and pepper

"doll, you barely touched your dinner, are you upset?" / "i already told you im not eating boiled chicken :)" / "well now i'm upset :')"

the first time you took him to mcdonalds, you thought he was going to black out

"why does the soDA HURT" / "told you not to order the sprite" / "it's sprite, it's not supposed to feel like i'm drinking engine fuel"

also, tech. he was also very bad at tech

"yeah, so i have my bluetooth-" / "you have a what?" / ". . .bluetooth headphones" / "are you. . . do we need to go to a hospital?" / "bucky what are you talking about" / "your tooth is blue and you're talking to me like i'm the crazy one" / "did you miss the headphones part"

also the dishwasher for some reason?

you thought it was sweet that he always insisted on washing the dishes until you realized he had an ulterior motive

it was when you caught him rewashing the plates you tossed in the washer that you said something

"buck, i already washed those :)" / "i knew this day would come :'|" / "what?" / "it's the dishwasher" / "is there something wrong with it?" / "i just don't get it" / "explain" / "people throw anything in these things, i'm not cleaning my dishes in that" / "baby, it's safe-" / "want to know what else is dishwasher safe? dildos! i don't want sex water on my pasta- stop laughing i'm being serious."

okay, most of the time it led to funny situations so it was fine

like that one week where bucky would end every text with a picture of a heart until you explained to him what emojis were

or that other time he tried to secretly order you flowers while on a mission using his phone

bucky accidentally ordered a dozen bouquets of roses instead of twelve dozen roses

he tried to play it off like it was on purpose, but you knew by his confused look when the third bouquet showed up that he had fucked up

the best, though, was when peter showed him twitter

he was as fascinated as he was confused

"honey, do you think i'm babygirl?" / (choking on water noises) / "well, stevesnipple on twitter said sometimes a grown man is babygirl. am i?" / ". . .yeah, honey" / "fuckin' knew it, sam's gonna be so jealous"

or that time he kept using the word stan wrong

"i stan you ;)" / "im begging you to stop saying words you don't know how to use, that is the cringiest thing you have ever said" / "is being a super fan of my girlfriend a crime now? blocked and canceled" / "omG"

or that time he kept using tea in inappropriate situations

"and after that, i lost my arm :(" / "babe, i'm so sorry-" / "and that's the tea :,("

okay, so a lot of shit confused him, but he didn't mind

he thought it was a great excuse to ask you for help without sounding needy so you two could just hang out <3

#i hope yall like reading these as much as i like writing them #bucky barnes #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes imagine #bucky barnes x female!reader #bucky barnes fic #bucky barnes x you #bucky barnes fluff #bucky barnes x poc!reader #bucky barnes headcanon #bucky barnes soft #bucky barnes x gn!reader #bucky barnes drabble #bucky barnes is an old man #bucket responds

[shinakazami1]

After exam I found this old art and thought I would share

#my doodles #tsp #the stanley parable #stanley #tspud #the bucket #bucket #silly #ultra deluxe #i will respond to tags later #thanks yall for ur support

[taikanyohou]

there's an alternate reality where this vegas:

and this pete:

most definitely fuck.

#i have a scenario in my head where the bodyguard disperse to find porsche and as vegas is heading out back to main foyer area #he bumps into pete and pete just looks at him with disgust and knows vegas is Upto Some Shit and porsche disappearing is bc of him #and vegas who's already Mad does not need pete to be looking at him like that so he spits out a 'what the fuck are you staring at?' #and pete just cuts to the chase and asks vegas 'where the fuck is he i know you're upto some shit.' and vegas just smirks and says 'who?' #whilst he steps closer to him until he's trapped pete up against a wall and leans into his ear and says 'who pete?' #and pete spits back in vegas' face how 'i know you've got your eyes on him. don't think i haven't been watching your every move.' #and at first it feels like a bucket of ice water has been thrown on vegas but then he composes himself and says #'why? are you jealous?' at which pete just scoffs. and then vegas tries again and says 'or do you like what you see? the thrill of it? #eyeing me just to see what i do next?' #and pete doesnt respond. just bites the inside of his cheek. bc there is a thrill to it #but he is not gonna give vegas the satisfaction. and yet all vegas has to do is look at pete as he clenches his jaw and he gets his answer #and then vegas just rakes his eyes all over pete's body and says 'you've never looked so good'. #and pete isnt gonna get distracted by the fact that vegas of all people is telling him this. so he asks again 'where is he?' #and vegas just tuts and steps even closer and presses their bodies together and says 'fuck him. i'm talking about us. #stop being so fucking good all the time pete. doesnt it get tiring?' #and pete's trying to stay focused on the task at hand here and he knows exactly what vegas is doing as vegas carries on saying #'don't you wanna be bad sometimes pete? what if i let you be that with me? no one has to know.' #and the invitation sounds so tempting. the prospect of it. that he should be with kinn doing his job but instead he's fucking his cousin #and just being the centre of attention for once. being vegas' centre of attention .... it makes pete's toes curl. #and vegas glances down at pete's mouth that's fallen slightly open. and its so pretty. so pretty that he has to touch it. and as he does #pete opens his mouth wider and vegas runs his thumb along pete's entire bottom lip. and he can feel pete breathing hard. #'you want this.' vegas says. 'look how you open up your mouth for me so pretty to have more.' #and now vegas is calling him pretty too and pete's resolve is breaking brick by brick until he moans when vegas wraps his hand around his #throat and vegas says 'i wanna taint you so bad that you'd have to wear this to cover the bruises on your neck. and the next time i see you #i'd do it all over again.' and pete asks in a barely there voice 'next time?' and vegas smirks and leans into pete's ear and says #'if its what you want. because i do. i wanna see you be bad for me. just for me. i want you to come to me only. for me only.' #and then vegas bites down on the skin there making pete clutch onto vegas' blazer and as divine as vegas looks pete wants to rip it off. #and just as he's about to do something about it vegas steps back leaving pete's arm mid air. and pete hates that. and vegas sees it all #over his face and says 'what do you say pete? you either leave with me right now or you can go back and be the good little boy they think #you are.' and vegas holds out his hand. and no one's ever treated pete like this before. so he takes it. and lets vegas take him.

[fruitybashir]

thank you for deciding one day that you should write holiday really it was the best fandom experience ever 🥺💗💗✨ i mean the waiting for sundays the screaming at you here in your inbox bc i'm just too emotionally invested in these two fucking idiots the shivering with anticipation part of it all regarding the chapters themselves ofc but also all the snippets and spoilers omg 😭🙏💖 and ofc the writing itself??? fucking BRILLIANT loved every single bit of it and also a little embarrassed that certain parts literally had me reacting physically at what was happening in the chapter but uhm. lets not talk about this lmao anywayyyyyyyyys i love you have a great day/week/month/year i love youuuuu 💕💕💕

^ literally me reading this, my friend can confirm bc im having this reaction on the couch right next to them djcmnsmd

#im so sorryyyyyy i fucking suckkk at responding to you guys in a way that does these messages justice bc youre SO FUCKING SWEET AAAAAHHH #i wont lie my winter has been pretty fucking awful both mentally and with my health just kicking the bucket like #this amount of flare ups usually has me going lowkey catatonic for weeks but writing and interacting with you all has been so much fun and #i always looked forward to the weekends like i was sooooo excited to be able to upload the next chapter and and and idkkkk #its just been so much fun it really made me so happy the whole time you guys will live in my heart forever and ever 🫶🏻💖💖💖💖💖 #inbox #anonymous

[wrenhavenriver]

hi!! i was wondering how bunnycat is doing? :D

i think he's glad to be home! unfortunately his saliva/sweat/etc is still radioactive enough that we can't really cuddle him or let him free roam around the house for another 10ish days 😭 but we got him a bigass catio style enclosure with lots of perches and room for all his necessities/toys and set it up inside by the glass patio doors so he can watch birds all day and eek indignantly at us every time we walk in the room 🙃

#we can have physical contact with him for 10 minutes a day for the first week and then up to 20 minutes a day for the second #and then after those 14 days (counting from the initial injection date) we can return him to normal bunnycat life #we also have to keep all of his poop/litter in a sealed bucket for 90 days before the radiation levels decrease enough to throw out #otherwise you can get a huge fine from state waste management services apparently? #thankfully the place that did his procedure said we can bring it to them after these next 10 days and they'll take care of it #it's all kind of a logistical pain in the ass and not very ocd friendly but it's worth it to have a healthy happy bunnycat #his thyroid was just not responding to meds/the special thyroid sparing food so this was kind of the last resort #thank you for inquiring about the bunnylad! he appreciates you checking in #fashionablyfyrdraaca #asks

[theorderofthetriad]

you're SO right, my apologies to the women of... *checks notes* 17th century Japan for ignoring their real struggles. the things i said on tumblr in the year 2023 must have been really hurtful for them to read.

look at yourself in the mirror, make eye contact through it, and answer these questions: do you think that sexism doesn't exist outside of Japan? do you think sexism doesn't exist in places where white people are from? do you think that only white people can be trans, or that Japanese people can't be?

i've seen this shit-tier argument quite a few times with minor variations and my takeaway from it is "wow, it is really fucking racist to act like sexism is solely unique to Asia." like, do you people ever read back what you wrote and actually think about what you've said?

sexism exists all around the world, trans people exist all around the world. historical cases of "women" who lived their lives as men exist all around the world. sexism existing and trans men existing are not mutually exclusive.

Remind me, how many other women in the show are dressing up and living as men? None? But aren't they all facing oppressive sexism? So why is only Mizu living as a man? Here is a little secret I'll let you in on as a trans person: we will take any excuse to be ourselves. "I'm going to dress and live as a man because of sexism!" is a great example of that.

The way you guys talk about it you'd think near damn every woman in the world would be living as a man, but actually, shockingly, women don't want to live as men. You know who does want to live as men? Trans men, shocker I know!

Anyways, I'm always gonna say Mizu Blue Eye Samurai is a trans man no matter how many straws you transphobes grasp for.

#fuck you bigots tripping over yourselves to claim a trans headcanon is actually sexist and racist #like oppression is a fucking competition #classic crab bucket bullshit #because obviously if mizu is trans that's stealing representation from cis women (because cis women are sooooo underrepresented) #''well we mean women of color'' there are way more stories led by cis women of color than by trans men of ANY race #and what about trans men of color? do they not get to see themselves in anything because that'd be stealing representation from woc? #santagno #blue eye samurai #<- putting in the tag bc honestly fuck you coming to MY HOUSE to say this dumb shit when the post this is responding to is NOT in the tag #turning off my asks now. y'all can seethe

[indigo-constellation]

If Pathologic 2 Bachelor route has toilet mechanics I know exactly who to blame

#pathologic #daniel mon cherie...... enemy of the state #the context is funnier I think #ipl got sent a letter from this email address meant to be daniil for shits and giggles and responded months later #ban the buckets

[notagenteklabtech]

......

...Fuck.

Since this is apparently happening whether I deserve it or not, I guess it's a good thing I left the lab. No point in making a mess I'll just have to clean up myself...

I'm in Central Park, @captain-cross.

#bring a bucket #there's no way I'll be able to get back under my own power afterwards #ooc: (respond in whatever way you like!)

[goopingandgunking]

FIRE?!?!????!!! 🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥🔥💥🔥🔥💥💥🔥🔥🔥💥🔥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥🔥💥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥💥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥🔥🔥💥🔥💥🔥🔥💥💥🔥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

FUCK FUCK WHAT THE FUCK NO-

#Responding #Anon #|| #| Charlie immediately runs to refill his water bucket |

[red-made-the-choice]

Hmm, seems like someone is making his way to the various doorways around the dash and affixing something to the top of each threshold. Each ‘trap’ is set efficiently and nearly unassumingly, the step ladder coming with him every time to leave no trace.

Except these weren’t the usual festive sprigs found around this time of year, no. No, at the top of each doorway is a pie tin full of shaving cream delicately balanced on the slightly ajar door.

Heh. Happy Mistle-foe.

#Choice Made ; IC #((in case it's not clear: Red is setting booby traps of the 'bucket over the doorway' variety instead of mistletoe #((and also it's shaving cream #((feel free to either respond to this post or make your own dash commentary!! ^u^

[bucky-bucket-barnes]

I'm moving my fics to ao3

My user is @bucky_bucket_barnes there!

I'll be posting updates and my fics here for the time being still, but all new stuff us going there first. I'll still be active and take requests, just not as often!

Please head over and check it out, all the support is much appreciated 💖 ft. This funny tik tok comment. Lmk if you guys have any questions!

#bucky barnes #bucket thinks #bucket responds

[kelpiemomma]

i don't recommend trailering a horse 17 hours in one day, but we just did it and goddamn Malik is such a trooper. Best boy. I love him.

#We were only planning to do a 9 hour drive but I fucked up and we headed straight home instead #I'll keep a close eye on him the next couple days in case of colic ofc #But he's been eating the whole time and he drank a little (out of a bottle and my hand but not his fucking water bucket) #However he also pooped 3 times that I saw and has peed at least once (I could smell it) #And considering this horse threw himself off the trailer and ran away from everyone when he first arrived two years ago #The fact I had to spend a solid week teaching him to load #The way he DIDN'T try to make a break every time I got into the trailer with him... #I'm so proud of how far he's come he's such a good good boy #Also this pic makes me laugh because he looks so shocked. He looks like someone flashed him #And he has no idea how to respond

[non-un-topo]

You know you've been stressed when a random beautiful ao3 comment makes you burst into tears

#my works haven't been doing well for a few reasons... haven't been posting as much as i used to and they just get more niche #and just... not in the vein of what general fandom is looking for i think. #and also the fandom is just slowing down / losing people anyway #so whenever i get an actual comment i want to cry buckets. i read every single comment so many times #and i really need to respond to some old ones!! i got busy so fast after i posted axis so i didn't get the chance!! #it's a pity party tonight but i'm trying to be optimistic and grateful here!! <333333

[lordsardine]

aaaaaaaa

#okay okay. fucking halfway through my christmas shopping 😩 #ive literally been doing this all day #things left are mostly on me (waiting for one artist to respond to a commission that i will then need to print but) #i need to do one photoshop project and then two paintings #and ugh. i guess THREE paintings one for my grandparents #but we can successfully kick this bucket down a few weeks now #October 14th it's my problem again #miscellaneous

[rosymorns]

i was thinking. i said that marian was in complete isolation for years but im going to retcon that -- she got taken to Wizard Conferences and stuff on occasion. Useful For The Growing Wizard or whatever. would be boring for most fourteen year olds but it was like Christmas to her. anyway she definitely. DEFINITELY. met gale at one of them. he does not remember it but she eventually does.

#i imagine gale being.... like mid 30s. thats younger than a lot of people do but im living in my world baby!!!! #anyway marian is 23-24. so gale is maybe 10-12 years older than her. at the point when she met him he was. yknow. 24-26. #young handsome charming prodigy wizard who everyone is praising everyone wants to talk to and meet and hear what hes up to #her inferiority complex is well-ingrained at this point. she has no ambition. hes not inspiring. #hes just a portrait of the kind of wizard she will never be. her master drags her around the room and praises the work of every other mage #and she is the lone failure in a room of successes. youngest person in the room. gale is the second youngest. #she is just so bitter. envious i guess. she doesnt hate him until many years later (lol) but his existence is like a bruise #gale of course doesnt remember. she probably didnt even talk to him or get introduced. #marian honestly barely remembers. drop in the bucket of painful experiences for her. #she doesnt remember until theyre friendly. mayhaps not even until theyre intimate. #shes incapable of reading a room so she tells it to him like a funny anecdote and he responds soso sincerely jdjdjd #carly.txt #carly's ocs #oc: marian

[xen0n-ite]

god the stanley parable seems super interesting and I have a friend who talks to me non-stop about it and like don’t get me wrong the concept of the game is cool and I 100% encourage all my friends to talk about their interests regardless of how niche they are and all but @ tsp fanbase i have several questions;

why the FUCK does your fandom name acronym also mean “tablespoon”

why is the narrator such a bitch

am i dumb for not knowing what jumps are?? like my friend told me about how she posted a question here regarding whether one of the places in the Stanley parable can be reached via “jumps” and it took me a solid minute to figure out she meant the action of leaping up from the ground and it’s not just weird tsp “dudebro” fandom lingo im unaware of

do we know what the narrator looks like and are they ho- *gets shot dead*

what is the deal with you guys and buckets. like please homestuck is the only fandom that should be madly obsessed with the bastards PLEASE I am begging you i need to know so bad

sorry for shit formatting this is the first time ive ever used the hellsite so pls don’t be mean <//3

#the stanley parable #tsp narrator #tsp #im so sorry please forgive the cursed questions they’re mostly satire (ESPECIALLY the fourth one) #also hi cots <3 stop scrolling through tumblr and respond to my dms please thanks /lh #tsp bucket