#bruce like that dog meme ‘NO COOK. ONLY SEASON.’ he’s got a thyme container in his mouth

[robbed-ghost]

Bruce can’t cook for shit but for the last 30+ years he’s perfected the art of secretly seasoning Alfred’s bland British food from right under his nose.

#dc #batman #bruce wayne #batfam #dc headcanon #bro travelled the world for years u cannot tell me he came back home to that white ass cooking and didn’t go oh. this is why I’m me… #u cannot tell me Talia would’ve fallen for a man that didn’t want seasoning #cooking? optional. flavor? mandatory. #bruce like that dog meme ‘NO COOK. ONLY SEASON.’ he’s got a thyme container in his mouth #all he’s good for in the kitchen please let us have this #Jason still texts him sometimes after getting food from alfred and being like ‘hey what goes with ceviche again’ #’what hides the taste of ricin after you’ve already cooked the food’ ‘ricin doesn’t have a flavor’ ‘oh ok.’ ‘………….avoid turmeric.’