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skeletonpendeja · 1 year
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Amogus infestation at my job 🙄
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kradljivac-kostiju · 6 months
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so like *coughs up blood while holding onto the knife that just got stabbed into my abdomen* when were you gonna tell me you have a crush on me?
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bareboneswitch · 5 months
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I had a random thought. I'm autistic but I do really well in job interviews and I think it's because I'm autistic, not in spite of it.
It's like that bit in the avengers film with Bruce Banner where he says he doesn't hulk out because he's always angry?
Allistics go into an interview thinking "oh god, I'm going to be judged on everything I do and say. What if I do something weird, say something wrong?!?"
And I'm just like "so like every conversation with an allistic ever? Cool, I can do that"
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mellophase · 23 days
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you can be summoned using 5 objects. what 5 objects are needed for you to appear to that summoning circle?
I'm guessing "objects" means this has to be physical, so:
1) Danger Days (Vinyl or CD, doesn't matter)
2) earl grey tea
3) soft blankets
4) one or both of my cats
5) anything with pom pom purin
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lampypants · 1 year
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You belong here
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Rattle 'em, boys!
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tmgstudios · 1 year
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obsessed with this. theres something so wrong with him.
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ossifer-bones · 9 months
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it's hilarious how if you do any amount of research into life or death melee combat the prevailing themes that emerge are that
you're gonna get tired very quickly
tired leads to injured, injured leads to tired, tired leads to—
you're not gonna be as composed as you expect
humans are more fragile than you think and also more durable than you think. both are true and neither stop them from dying of an infection later (DO NOT GET BITTEN)
DO NOT GET STABBED (generally good life advice)
DO GET A SPEAR
knights are faster than you think
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coffee-cait · 2 months
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To you, my dear audience, I dedicate my performance... I wonder,
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kisnin · 9 months
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It really hits you that humans aren't meant to stay in one position after spending 4hours standing in an awkward position trying to fix your PC.
I want to unfold and die.
Everything hurts.
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stealingyourbones · 7 months
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Happy very early Halloween have a dp idea that won't leave me alone. I also bring along the wonderfully preserved bones of the many whales that fall into the deep dark of the ocean to never be seen again as an offering.
Idea:
Playing around with the blood blossoms cause illness and even perma death in ghosts from canon; as he's effected by LIVE blood blossoms because of his halfa status interacting with the pollen, when he goes to university Danny decides to get Sam and/or Tucker to press/dry some blossoms for him and he puts them in EVERYTHING. They act as a deterrent for ghosts who want to try and bother him at university because the ghost boy is so powerful he can resist the flowers now!?
I'm thinking he commissions one of those water bottles where the glass/plastic has stuff inside of the walls of the bottle and its just pressed blood blossoms but most of the ghosts think he's drinking blood blossom infused water.
Oh my god YES!
I also propose that Danny wears one of those necklaces that has a tiny pressed flower inside but it’s a dried bud of a blood blossom.
You could even grind the dried blossoms into a fine powder and incorporate it into various items like hair gel, nail polish, blush, eye shadow, or even hair dye.
With many heroes having died before and have since been revived by unconventional means, how do blood blossoms effect them?
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skeletonpendeja · 2 years
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Why was the beast galloping w a giant set of wheels in its chest
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kradljivac-kostiju · 10 months
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I need to change something in my life drastically or I will go insane
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bareboneswitch · 7 months
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Why is progress so heart-wrenching?
Just spoke to someone about getting more help for my CFS and now feel like I'm grieving.
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mellophase · 8 days
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Why am I staring at my phone and kicking my feet over a girl who is just talking about us being cats together
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elbowreveal · 1 year
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the dream smp was so COOL what the fuck WAS that!! what the fuck!!!
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