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I'm Bo. And it's pretty frosty right now. So when I freeze, it's called Bofrost. The fact that this term has also been used for decades to describe a supplier of frozen foods is of interest to a bean counter at best.
Valerian and Lunatic can't reach the Bofrost Skyway where Jack and Jeb restore Guidry's office so we are having a new episode of 'The Stables':
Jeb: 'I missed you. Please, let me feel your soft muzzle again.'
Jack: 'Uhm...'
Jack doesn't know what to think. After their first kiss, Jeb just ran away!
Jeb: 'Please, hm?'
Jeb: 'Take your saddle off... How do I open this?'
Jack: 'Uhm - Jeb...'
Jack: 'Jeb! Before we go any further - promise me our love won't be just a helium filled balloon poodle!'
Jeb: 'I can't...'
And Jeb left him - again...
Jack: 'Don't leave me this way - again!'
Jeb is torn. Will he ditch Saiwa for Jack?
I mean, Saiwa doesn't seem to be interested in Jeb anymore after he cheated on him with Vlad...
Could this be a new beginning?
Is Jeb the fine stud Jack is longing for?
'Don't, don't you leave me this way,
No don't you understand i'm at your command
Oh baby please, please, don't leave me this way ... nooo baby'
The Communards - Don't Leave Me This Way
From the Beginning ~ Underwater Love ~ Latest
The 'Disbandment of the Group' Chapter from the beginning -> here
Vorrei avere la perseveranza nella vita di quello della BOFROST al quale comprai un gelato 10 anni fa e poi più niente, ma lui insiste, tutti i lunedì: "signoraaaaaaa è la Bofrooooooshhhht"
hey mina. hey. hey. what the fuck is going on with the bifrost incidnet. hey. h-
The bofrost incident? Any schoolchild can telll you about it. The falll of the old order, two hundred years of asgardian hubris come together in a single epoch defining event. The maiden voyage of a train through the stars vanished without a trace. For decades it had been old lady odin's passion project, her long sought legacy: shoot a locomotive through the men made rainbow wormwhole cut the time between worlds from three months to three days. All the tests have been passed eith quite literall flying colours, and the train was deemed safe. And what a train it was, gilded with gold and swirls of bismuth mosiac. Every nose turning well to do asgardian hob nob was on the first trip, or risk odin's displeasure. So when it didnt come out the other side, whos left to rule?
In the chaos that followed, no one really had the chance to see what happened to the train itself. Thats where I come in -
I am going through my documents folder and found the best piece of written art I have ever created. And now I will share that with you:
Ode an die Erbse
Meine lieben Iglo Gartenerbsen so seit ihr bloß? Ich vermisse euch so sehr. Seit ihr aus dem Kühlregalverschwunden seid ist mein Leben um einiges ärmer, vor allem an Gemüse. Warum kommt ihr nicht wieder? Ihr seid die besten Erbsen. Vergleichbar nur mit den Eliteerbsen von Bofrost. Aber wer hat schon die Muße sich mit dem Bofrostmenschen auseinander zu setzen. Ich möchte einfach in den Supermarkt gehen können und ein Paket Erbsen kaufen, aber es soll nicht so sein.
Andere Erbsen sind alle mehlig und ekelig. Sie schmecken traurig und so wie sich Einsamkeit anfühlt. Ganz anders dagegen die Gartenerbsen. Sie sind frisch und knackig. Sie halten was sie versprechen.
Jedes mal wenn ich sie esse muss ich daran denken, wie ich als Kind zusammen mit Sarah im Garten die frischen Erbsen direkt gepflückt und gegessen habe. Damals als ich noch jung und unbeschwert war. Die Gartenerbsen geben mir immer einen kleinen Teil davon zurück.
Oké maar wat moet ik nog meer doen dan aantonen dat ik geen bofrost wil? Ik bel jullie zeggen oké dan noteren we dat. Jullie komen langs, ik zeg het aan de persoon zelf. Je zegt ook dat je dat zal onthouden.
En nog steeds komen jullie aan mijn deur????? Wat moet ik doen?? Verhuizen om van jullie af te geraken????
Hai capito Davide tutto il giorno Davide sai Davide sarà così dopo morto un ombra e sono io Davide il Siracide … Davide , Davide Davide così come un malato mentale fuori dalla tua casa incapace del proprio corpo Davide se vengo domani Davide sai Davide sette anni delle vostra incompetenza e non c’è una cazzo Michela mi avete così schifato del vostro stronzo tollo di quel tale sempre quello. La prossima volta vengo con 60000 euro e te lo dirò aaaaaaaaaaaa Davide se ti chiamassi chiamati è una idea. Io scrivo win sette fanno apposta Alan banno ladrerie computi Davide Davide ma Davide al cinema insieme tre ore di bacio con la lingua e poi ambulanza ti va uno schifo sultano poi tiriamo del gelato a cazzo avanti eh?! Facciamo il film Davide “questo dolore ho?!” Quando tornerò troverò ancora qualcuno che crede in me?! Davide 10000 euro e non fai un cazzo cioè chiami tre fascisti che sparino come il 3 luglio del del Fabio che anno era è. Diocan se mi incazzo aaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaa Andreeeee poi Davide senza forzare Bofrost che ti chiama signora signora senò col cazzo che scongelo cadaveri… ma che fagiolini …. Paga cosa?!
After Jeb and Jack finished their work at Guidry's office, they went down to the food stands. They hadn't eaten all day. Jack went ahead to order the food. The stands just opened and of course he got distracted from the geek stand and bought one of the limited edition shirts. Saiwa will be so jealous!
But even though Jeb is so hungry, he wasn't angry at Jack.
Because he got distracted himself! hahaha
Jeb: "Cool t-shirts! I'll buy one for my Giigs!"
That was it with the exclusive t-shirt for Jack ^^'
Jeb heard from Saiwa that Jack is having a hard time because he broke up with his Alpha (none of them knows that he'd been together with Kiyoshi).
Jeb: "How are you doing?"
Jack: "Oh did Sai already tell you? That new pizza stove is stunning! So many variations! My favourite is the Quattro Stagioni! It's 4 pizze in one! Oh and Noxee makes them. She makes the best pizza! She is so beautiful and amazing!" (Jack loves his pizza.)
Jeb: "Uhm - I was talking about your Alpha..."
Jack: "Oh! Yeah. I'm feel better. Now that it's over. We didn't meet often and when, it soon ended in bed. Or in the hot tub... Or in the shower... Or in the shrubbery... It wasn't all bad. But I couldn't go on like this. And I never understood what a guy like him wanted from me anyway. If I weren't that damaged - maybe we..."
Jeb: "Don't say that, Jack. A relationship needs the engagement of both partners. He can't just make you his Omega and then abandon you for most of the time. That's not how it works. No matter if damaged or not.
You still have us after all - your chosen pack.
Give Saiwa this hug from me. Take care."
Jack: "I will."
Outtakes
Jack had Mapo Tofu ^^'
From the Beginning ~ Underwater Love ~ Latest
The 'Disbandment of the Group' Chapter from the beginning -> here
Mi manca sentire la tua mano calda addosso
quando mi stavi aprendo il petto
come si apre la porta di un congelatore arrugginito
tirando forte,
per scongelarmi a mo di Bofrost,
il cuore.