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ohthatstragic · 2 years

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Bikini Top Malfunction - p.m

a/n: i loved this so much, i hope i did this right, anon. forgive me if not. also i'm sorry but this gif is so hot, it's actually distracting me lmfao. thank you forthe ask by the way, i was so excited when i saw it, it was my first one! i hope i did this justice so you don't hate me.. ;(

also pls don’t repost or translate any of my work.. i don’t give you permission to do that.

pairings: maverick x you, platonic!rooster x you

warnings: none tbh i kept it sfw

wc: 2,530

the request: "Maverick have a crush on the reader but he is afraid to reach out to her because she is younger than him and when they are playing beach soccer her bikini untie and she asks him for help (and he is like omg)" i'm a tumblr virgin so i had no idea how to quote the ask like some other ppl too fml

y/c/s - your call sign, y/h/c - your hair colour, y/e/c - your eye colour

sex drugs etc. by beach weather - this was the song i listened to as i wrote this hehe

The mid-day sun burned down onto the beach you and the squad were currently playing soccer on; the hot rays beating off your sweaty and oily bodies. You, Hangman, Coyote and Maverick were on one team and Rooster, Phoenix, Fanboy and Bob were on the opposing team. The sound of the crashing waves travelled into your ears and it calmed your racing mind, almost sending you into a zen-like state. The whole group of you were playing football on the beach and in Maverick's words, it was a way to get you all to work as a team. You were wearing a leopard print bikini, with small, short frills extending from the rim of the cups, with a pair of loose shorts on your bottom. The boys were wearing their classic jean shorts, aka top tier modern fashion.

Sand sprayed from behind your feet as you sprinted across the beach with the football between your feet, your eyes firmly locked onto Bob who was unfortunately deemed goal keeper. He kept a straight face, his hands coming up to defend against your oncoming attack. Suddenly, you were tackled to the ground by a smirking Phoenix, your back thudding against the sand-ridden ground. "Shit," You groaned at the coarse grains scraping against your skin. Your eyes quickly darted across the make-shift pitch to find that Fanboy had stolen the ball and was now trying to make his way through Hangman on your half of the pitch.

"Sorry, Y/C/S." She mumbled, hardly trying to hide the comical smile picking at the corners of her lips. You rolled your eyes at her, smiling back, as you shuffled forwards to sit up. A helping hand suddenly appeared in your vision and you furrowed your brows at the sight. You quickly looked up to find Maverick, a smirk upon his lips. A blush quickly settled onto your cheeks as your eyes fell to his shirtless body, your gaze tumbling down his sweaty, chiselled torso. You silently thanked the heavens above that you were all wearing sunglasses.

Swallowing thickly, you inhaled a quick breath of air to compose yourself before you spoke, not exactly wanting to make a fool of yourself in front of your captain and instructor. "Don't." You laughed as you took his hand, knowing the witty man definitely had a line he was waiting to say. The older pilot lifted you up with ease, and he let out a brief laugh, his pale blue eyes meeting yours. It felt like a jolt of electricity had shot through your body as the two of you held eye contact.

"My lips are sealed, Y/C/S." He chuckled as his hand slipped from yours once you were stood up, your smile falling a little at the loss of contact. "C'mon, I don't really wanna give Rooster bragging rights." Maverick jogged off with a smirk to defend against Fanboy who was heading towards your team's goalkeeper, Coyote.

"Yeah, yeah." You laughed again. Before you turned around to cover Rooster as Coyote had saved the goal, Maverick sent you a quick smile again and you felt your cheeks burn. Turning around, you rolled your eyes and stood beside Rooster, attempting to block any passes his way.

"I'm open!" Rooster called to Phoenix from beside you, his six foot tall body shouldering into you. You grew a little tired of his body shoving against you, so you elbowed his side, making the moustached pilot grunt in return. Rooster looked down at you with a frown, his black and gold aviators hanging off the end of his nose. "Y/C/S!" He dramatically gasped, an amused grin reaching his moustached lips. You looked at him innocently, raising your brows.

"What?!" You asked, feigning confusion, attempting to hide the laugh that threatened to escape you. Maverick's eyes instantly found your figure as the commotion reached his ears. He kept playing, although he made sure to keep an eye on you just in case. The captain knew he shouldn't feel something towards you, he should know better than to crush on one of his students. You were different though. He didn't know what it was, but something was there. Looking back to you and Rooster, Maverick's eyes watched Rooster with you, a knot forming in his chest. He wished it was him that you were messing around with.

"You really wanna play dirty? Alright, let's go!" Rooster laughed out loud, large hands coming to push against your bare back. You gasped at him, throwing your hands back against his toned stomach in an attempt to keep him back. "C'mon, Y/C/S, give it up already." Rooster chuckled again, putting all of his weight onto you. A brief groan left your lips as you struggled to hold the taller man back. All of a sudden, a lightbulb lit up over your head. Rooster's gonna hate you for this, but my gosh will it be hilarious. Should teach him a lesson too.

You looked up at him, throwing a smirk his way. His brows quickly furrowed together in short-lived confusion. "Alright, I give up." A dramatic sigh fell from your lips as you quickly shuffled to the left, and held your leg out to trip Rooster up. You couldn't hold back your uncontrollable laughter as the aforementioned pilot fell as you moved out of his way, his legs shooting forwards to try and steady himself. Rooster's foot tripped on your leg and he faceplanted into the sand, his hands rushing forwards to catch himself.

The loud thud caught the attention of the squad and they all quickly erupted into fits of laughter, watching Rooster turn onto his back to sit up. He glared up at you and you only smiled at him, shrugging. "What? You told me to give up, so I did!" You simply said, watching him stand up. Rooster brushed the sand off of his jean shorts as best as he could, the grains falling into the wind. He looked up at you with a cheeky smile, and you returned it, placing your hands upon your hips as you stared at the half-dressed pilot.

"Same old Rooster!" Hangman laughed, slapping a hand on the aforementioned pilot's back, walking past him with an amused sigh.

"You son of a bitch," He grinned, walking up to you. "You're gonna pay for that." Rooster narrowed his eyes at you and pointed at you, his other finger coming up to pull down his aviators so you could see his squinting brown eyes.

"Oh really?" You cocked a brow, almost challenging the younger Bradshaw. Rooster moved closer to you with a smirk, pushing his chest against you, your chin coming up to reach the middle of it. You stood your ground, refusing to be intimidated by some big-headed chump. The sound of the game taking place around you became muffled as the two of you stared at each other, eyes refusing to blink or even break contact.

"Hey!" Phoenix yelled. The two of you instantly looked to her, backing off from each other. "Knock it off, kids!" She yelled again and you laughed at her words, holding your hands up in defence. You threw a taunting look to Rooster as he walked away, sticking out your tongue for a quick second and he stuck his middle finger up at you, in which you dramatically opened your mouth, as if in shock.

"I'm sorry, I hate it when it does that!" He shouted over at you, throwing a sarcastic apologetic look your way. You rolled your eyes at him and laughed, heading towards the group.

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The game was coming to an end as you had the ball between your feet again, this time keeping an eye out for Phoenix. She was fast - almost invisible at times. As you were running, you felt the strings of your bikini begin to loosen. "Shit," You mumbled, throwing a hand behind you to hold the quickly-loosening strings together, earning a few confused looks from the squad. As you were nearing Bob, your eyes spotted Coyote to the right.

"Open!" He yelled, waving his arm to you. Somehow, miraculously, no one was covering the most obvious danger to their goal. You booted the ball to him and Coyote caught it, his feet kicking the ball between his feet as he moved towards Bob, Phoenix hot on his tail. Rooster had slipped over in an attempt to tackle Coyote.

You laughed to yourself as you turned around, your hand still holding your bikini top together. Fumbling, you tried to tie it back together, but in all honesty, you couldn't tie a bow behind you, it was one of your flaws. It was just something you could never master. Groaning in frustration, your eyes found Maverick who was a couple feet in front of you, watching Phoenix, Rooster, Coyote and Bob fight for the ball. "Hey, Mav," You said quietly, making him turn around to face you. A smile quickly reached his lips as he looked at you, and you cheeks burned under his gaze, his eyes looking to where your arm was currently bent behind your back.

"You okay, Y/C/S?" He frowned, a laugh soon escaping his lips as he looked back up at you. Maverick was a little confused as to why you had your arm behind your back like you were about to pull something out from behind it. His eyes searched yours for any sign of a clue, but he didn't find much as you stared at him, your doe-like eyes making his heart race. Internally, he cursed himself for letting himself feel something towards you. He felt awful, to be honest. You were twenty eight, and he was fifty one - it was written in the stars that you weren't meant to be. Laying awake at night he couldn't help but feel his heart sink at the fact.

"Yeah, I just, err," You stumbled over your words, not really having a clue at how to ask him to help you tie your bikini top back up. "My top.." You bit your lip, avoiding Maverick's curious, prying eyes.

"Your.. top?" His thick, brown brows knitted together in confusion at your words.

You sighed deeply, glancing between the golden sand and his baby blue eyes. "Can you help me tie it back up? It came undone when I was running across the beach." You quickly said with a laugh and Maverick's eyes shot open as you finished your question, a little surprised that you came to him to ask such a question. He was in shock, in all honesty.

"Y-yeah, of course," He smiled, his voice quiet. "Turn around." He said with a lowered voice. You let go of the strings, your hands quickly rushing to hold your top on your front - you didn't really want to flash anyone today. Especially the squad. Your heart fluttered as his fingers grazed against your bare back, goose bumps erupting on your skin. His rough fingers brushed your hair out of the way and you felt his hot breath on the back of your neck, making your toes curl into the sand beneath your feet. Biting down on your bottom lip, Maverick tightened the top, and you adjusted the front of it, your fingers pulling it down a little. "How tight do you want it?" He asked from behind you, a small smile on his face.

"As tight as possible, please, I don't really want to flash anyone today." You joked, trying to swallow down the anxiety that had suddenly overtaken your body. An amused rumble came from Maverick behind you as he chuckled, pulling the strings of your bikini top as tight as he possibly could.

"Alright, I'm sorry if I hurt you." He replied as his skilful fingers tied the two strings into a tight bow. You shook your head gently at his words, in disbelief that Maverick would ever hurt you. In all honesty, he is too sweet for this world. His smooth voice fished you out of your thoughts. "Double knot?" He asked, waiting for your reply. You nodded, not having the confidence to say yes in fear of choking on your words. You felt Maverick tie the bow once more into a knot and his fingers grasped your hair gently and pulled it from your neck, letting it fall back into it's previous place.

"Thank you, Mav, you saved me a lot of trouble there." You smiled sheepishly, allowing a breathy laugh to slide out. Maverick smiled back at you, his eyes falling to the ground for a quick moment before he spoke again. In truth, the man was trying to compose himself as he stared at you. You really did make him nervous. He tried not to focus on the loose strands of your Y/H/C hair flying about in the gentle wind, the way your Y/E/C eyes sparkles in the bright sun, the way your gleaming grin made his heart skip a beat. He hated how he loved it when your eyes crinkled as you laughed at something, or when your nose crinkled up when you tasted or smelled something you didn't like - or when you closed your eyes with a happy smile when you tasted or smelled something you did like. Over the time he's known you, Maverick has only grown to admire and adore you that much more. He wasn't going to forget this moment for a while, it was burned into his brain now.

Maverick felt a ball of warmth envelope his chest as your laugh rang through his ears, a feeling of contentment spreading through him. He shook his head. "Don't mention it, I think I'm just glad I don't need to worry about that sorta' thing." He laughed, his lips curling up into a grin, flashing his straight, white teeth at you. His smile and laugh was contagious to you.

"Tell me about it." You chuckled quietly, glancing at the yellow sand that lay still upon the ground. Maverick opened his mouth to say something else, but Rooster's booming voice interrupted the sweet moment between two of you.

"C'mon, old man!" Rooster shouted as he, Hangman and Coyote rushed to him, their hands slipping underneath his arms and legs. You let out a roar of laughter at the three of them, watching the trio pick up Maverick.

"Can't let grandpa get too hot!" Hangman sighed with a grin. He looked at you and sent a wink, his signature smart-ass grin falling onto his lips. You rolled your eyes at the aviator and looked to Maverick who was already looking at you. They all laughed as Maverick groaned, shutting his eyes in defeat. He gave in and just let them do what they were going to do - he knew there was no point struggling against three, young and strong Naval aviators.

"See you later, Mav." You giggled, waving at him as they all jumped into the sea together, a loud and chaotic splash engulfing the four of them. You thought back to the moment before Rooster, Hangman and Coyote stole Maverick from you. Staring at the man in question with a smile, you wondered what he had to say - or ask. He threw a hand up to wave at you with what seemed like a smile from the ocean, with the other three pilots beside him. You giggled and waved back at him, a warmth engulfing your body.

It seemed like the man had - in the words of Mr. Darcy - bewitched you, body and soul.

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fyeahnix · 9 months

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So I wrote "Dogsong," my first Sevika/Reader fic and I kinda just wanted to blab about what went into it, especially since I started writing it in January.

I dunno how this came about but last November or so, I was like "man I'm bored and I need more fanfics to read. What about Arcane? Wait does anyone even ship that chick Sevika with anyone?" Found out that the most popular ship for her was Reader fics 🙃

Before this, I started seeing fanart of her and was like "hmmm....uhhh actually she's kinda hot???" And this is funny because my friend sent me a screenshot of me literally wondering how anyone even likes her ass.

Boy was I so fucking wrong.

Anyway I started reading a bunch of Sevika/Reader fics on AO3 and instantly fell in love with all the differing portrayals of her. This side character who can beat the shit out of people and barely talks had a dedicated ass following of people who loved to portray her as soft. How could I not love that? I decided I really wanted to write my own portrayal so I rewatched Arcane on New Year's Eve (while suffering through horrible caffeine withdrawal, worst headache of my life...). I took notes.

Whenever I write for a new fandom, I always wanna portray the characters as closely to canon as possible while still allowing some freedom for headcanon and extrapolation. So I study dialogue, tone of voice, body language, manner of speaking, etc. It's fun tbh.

My goal for this was to write a Sevika who is feared in the streets as she is in Arcane, but show a side of her we don't get to see. Loving, adorable with her girl, a little bit of a tease with some humor. Just a "wtf that's Sevika?!" type deal.

My main HC for her is that Sevika really is a gigantic teddy bear with her girlfriend. And I'm so fucking glad I had that exact thought because I didn't think of the pet name "bear" for her until I was literally watching The Bear almost two weeks ago. It fit perfectly 😂

Smut wise, I love sadistic Sevika but after listening to The New Bottoming Book and The New Topping Book for BDSM, it got me thinking more deeply about how to portray the dynamic. My previous thought process around sadism was flawed. And I wanted to correct it. So I had Sevika's sadism be less "mean" and brutal. Not sure what words fit here but I hope that was evident!

Last thing about Sevika: I personally don't like the descriptor for her being a brute. I know that's official in Arcane but ugh...

It just rubs me the wrong way as it has such a negative connotation and definition. And I especially don't like that it's tied to a woman of color in her position. Yes, she's tough and can beat your ass, but we've seen how good she is at manipulation and how she commands respect. This is a strong reason as to why I went with the softer route for her. Reader sees a side of her that literally no one else does. She was the person that stepped in and told that guy in the bar to fuck off and then walked Reader home afterwards. Like look at her 🥺

Speaking of Reader, this poor soul started off as more of a blank slate but it wasn't until I really wanted a backstory for her that she lowkey became a bit of an OC. I spoke about this before, but I typically never think of myself as the Reader when I read Canon/Reader fics. I've always seen it the same way I see the player character in RPGs—a bit of set backstory but enough characterization to make them yours. And that's how I wanted this Reader to feel. If I do add any future installments, I want that to remain the same. I'm sure there are some folks out there who like to imagine themselves in that role so I deliberately chose to leave out physical characteristics as much as possible within reason. I just hope it was enough!

Also if you're wondering why I have Sevika speaking two languages...it's more of a "if you know you know" type thing. Her VA is Afro-Latina and speaks fluent Spanish and I liked the idea of that HC being a small character thing as well as an Easter egg. I have more to add on that note but I'll save that for a potential chapter 2.....

I don't wanna concretely say I'll be making updates as I've traditionally been bad about longer fics but I do have some very solid ideas for at least two more parts. :]

Thanks to everyone who's read and supported so far.

#Arcane #Sevika #Sevika x Reader #Arcane Sevika #Sevika Arcane #if you havent read it yet please do!#people seem to like it :]#headcanon: sevika #headcanon

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jeongwife · 2 years

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i’m literally sick why is he so hot it’s disgusting tbh... and his hands ....... imagine him shoving them in ur mouth to get you to shut up and then he gets surprised when you start sucking—[TRAIN PASSES BY] [LOUD EXPLOSION] [AUDIENCE STARTS THROWING TOMATOES] [GUY FROM SPONGEBOB GOES “MY LEG”] [CROWD BOOS]

PLEASEJWJWJWJ THE CAPTIONS AT THE END 😭😭 NOT THE MY LEG GUY FROM SPONGEBOB HWJBSHWHA also if the goal of this ask was to k word me in the best way possible then you definitely succeeded 😞💔 anyways i agree this is so foul of him i’m literally sick to my stomach ugh jail for him :/

the leather jacket is giving me sm badboy!au vibes 😞 imagine badboy!chan with a corruption kink fucking you in the backseat of his car. you know you should be quiet lest you get caught, but you can’t help the wanton moans that leave you because he’s just fucking you so good, the head of his cock pushing directly into the pliant, spongy spot inside you with each hard thrust that seems to jostle the entire vehicle.

“didn’t i tell you to stay quiet, baby? do you wanna get us caught, hm? want someone to see you moaning like a slut for me?” chan taunts. one of his hands grips your chin, forcing you to look into his darkened eyes as he snaps his hips into yours to shove his thick cock even deeper inside you.

you attempt to respond, but with the way he’s fucking you all you can manage are garbled whines, incoherent sobs of his name spilling from your kiss-swollen lips as you beg him for more. the next thing you know, chan pushes two of his fingers in your mouth to muffle your noises. “isn’t that better, sweetheart?” he coos, “dumb little slut can’t stay quiet for me, hm? is it because i’m fucking you too good?”

your head bobs frantically, and in your fucked-out state you begin sucking on the digits pressing down on your tongue, swirling the wet muscle around his fingertips like you would with his cock when sucking him off. your eyes roll to the back of your head from the intense shock of pleasure that rips through your body as you cum around chan’s cock, unaware of the way his eyes widen in surprise for a split second before darkening even more.

“god, you’re so fucking filthy,” he rasps, watching how drool escapes the corners of your lips and starts to drip down your chin, “what happened to my innocent baby? did i turn you into my pretty cockslut?” his cock throbs inside your warm walls at the visual of you sucking on his fingers before he unloads in you, hot spurts of cum filling your pussy.

chan stays bottomed out inside you for a while as you both catch your breaths from your orgasms. when he pulls out, globs of cum leak out of your sensitive entrance and onto his leather seats, prompting him to let out a tsk as he withdraws his soaked fingers from your mouth, using them to collect the creamy liquid before pushing it back into you. he smirks down at you as you let out a tired whine, legs shaking with sensitivity while he keeps you plugged up with his fingers.

you suck him off after that, cleaning the mixture of both your releases from his cock before he helps you put on your panties, pressing a loving kiss on your lips as he praises you for being so good for him. bonus points if he gives you his leather jacket to wear while he drives home so he can fuck you again, and this time you can be as loud as you want <3

SOMEONE HOLD ME BACK me when me when me when me when

— admin lily

#anon ur so funny be my friend <3 #i’m actually crying from this #booooooo pretty boy in a leather jacket doing his goofy dancey dance in a skincare ad 🙄🙄#seventeen smut #svt smut #seventeen scenarios #svt scenarios #dino smut #chan smut #lee chan smut #dino scenarios #chan scenarios #lee chan scenarios #answered!#🌷 answers!

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sinkix · 4 years

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《What your fav Haikyuu!! Character says about you│Nekoma Edition》

Yo-hoo! Here’s another part to this potential(?) series! I hope you enjoy the possible call-outs in some of these lmao. Writers block been kicking my ass recently but I had a lot of fun writing these. Enjoy <3

You can find the Karasuno ver. here

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Kuroo:

Have a hand fetish and will not say no to choking.

Daddy kink™

Will not accept anything below 6 inches.

More of a dog person but would love to own a black cat.

You drool over tattoos.

Your grades are mostly B’s but you know in your heart you deserve that A, and tbh you probably do. Chase ur goals bby.

Halloween is likely your favourite holiday.

You have to resist not to carve a dick into the pumpkin EvEry GodDAmN YeAr.

You either study for 6 hours consecutively or cannot study at all and you get very frustrated at this.

Have the potential to be a good leader and command the room but probably don’t put it to use as much as you should.

Your playlist parkours from sad 3am crying into your pillow songs to aggressive punk music you could rob a store to.

You like bad boys who hang around bars and look like they would put out a cigarette on your forearm and call you a slut. Just stating facts sweaty xoxo.

Either dress very feminine and girly with a ‘smol girl uwu’ aesthetic or a hardass punk who would kick your ass for a can of beer no in between and tbh both are equally hot.

You’re a big softie at heart either way and just want to be held and told everything will be okay.

Ur a hoe for when people stroke your hair or caress your chin it’s your ultimate weakness.

Watched Rick & Morty.

Twice.

Sleeves rolled up veiny forearms and donning a silver watch are your muse and something you fantasise about frequently.

Most of your memes are shitty top text bottom texts that are somehow funny and I don’t understand why lmao.

You call someone ‘bro’ even if it’s someone you’re immensely attracted to.

Did someone say ties? No it’s just ur dirty ass thoughts thinking about that hot business dudes attire from across the street and how you wish they were tied around ur wrists.

Probably had a crush on Jeff the Killer as a tween and are relentlessly haunted by your old Wattpad library.

Tbh any dark-haired dude with bedhead that screams rugged and probably not good for you is something that draws you like a moth to a flame.

You often question why every person you’ve fallen for has been a Scorpio and curse that tendency of yours.

Dw man they’re hot so I feel u.

Kenma:

Went through a ‘I’m not like other __’ phase and it’s something that you think about a lot and wish you didn’t.

Watched dan & phil as a kid.

Any mention of Pokemon has you turning into a rabid beast you get way too excited.

It’s cute though dw bby.

Pretty antisocial but interesting to talk to.

Your family often question how you’re able to sleep in till 3pm and judge you heavily for it.

Nocturnal night owl gang rise up.

Frequently have bags under your eyes but somehow manage to pull it off.

Listen to ASMR on the down-low and will never admit it to a single soul.

Frequently go on BL binges and have many related book marks.

You pray that someone will never find your laptop bc holy fuck the amount of smut on that.

You wear scarves & beanies even when it isn’t that cold outside.

100% went through a scene hair phase/attempted to.

You dye your hair a lot or REALLY want to.

You have a voice kink low-key so anyone with a pleasant/soothing sounding voice just gets u goin’.

Cats are your favourite animal and you either do or want to own several.

Would name them after video game/anime characters u fuckin nerd lol.

Speaking of cats ,you fantasise heavily about cat-boys and have a folder dedicated to them.

Oversized hoodies are your vibe and always ball the sleeve hems in your fist as a comfort mechanism.

Shopping centres are your worst nightmare and trigger your claustrophobia or social anxiety and honestly I feel that spiritually.

Have a cute sticky note collection.

You like a lot of music consisting of guitar and slow/soothing beats.

You also fw EDM/ techno on occasions.

Honestly wouldn’t wanna anger you since you have a seething temper when pushed far enough.

It’s the kinda temper that’s eerily quiet but no less terrifying, like the other person can tell you are graphically plotting their demise.

You love sleeping to the sound of rainfall and often play those nature ambience videos while you sleep.

Never tidy your sheets and it’s just a big scrunched up heap of fabric in the centre of your mattress most of the time.

Make your fucking bed.

Lev:

Your ships are chaotic and shamelessly controversial.

Would do something just for the sake of creating mayhem lmao.

You were the fucker who stuck their chewing gum under the desk, I see you.

Your brain never stops whirring it’s a constant hurricane of crackhead energy and you have no idea how to turn it off.

Would eat a stick of pencil lead for $2

You don’t help your situation with the amount of coffee/energy drinks you consume.

The class clown who cries themselves to sleep.

Such a wholesome dumbass but somehow kinda intimidating???

Even if you’re not confident you can do something you’ll try anyway and honestly I respect that about you.

You !! use!!! a lot??!! of!! random punctuation!!! so you always??!?!? seem!!111!! excited!!!!!11!?

Every time you’ve ever tried to make a sandcastle it has failed.

You tried to eat the sand once but we don’t talk bout that.

You would also pick up slugs and snails and chase your friends around with them.

Can never tell whether people are laughing with you or at you and while you don’t let it show it high-key bothers you when you’re laying alone in your room at night.

Not one to hold grudges, you carry a ‘shit happens’ mentality which is v good but it sometimes leads to people taking advantage of it or walking all over you.

Your meme collection is both questionable and horrifying.

Like how many cursed images and heavily distorted pictures does one person need.

Never organise the files on your PC/laptop so it looks like a complete dumpster fire.

The one at sleepovers who persistently woke everyone else up with their snickering and refusal to sleep till dawn.

For the love of Asahi charge your damn phone.

I see that red bar and ‘12%’

Charge it now.

Bought a plant one time, gave it a name and talked to it frequently.

It died not long after bc u forgot to fucking water it.

No one better ever make you responsible for a pet.

Type of person that when someone asks you to tag along on an endeavour no matter how stupid it is you will agree.

2am skydiving in france? hell yeah.

Midnight shopping spree and spending over half your pay check? count you in.

Exploring an abandoned hospital and performing an Ouija board to summon the demons of hell? you’re damn right you’ll be there.

I hope you have a mum friend by your side bc if not how are you still alive.

You sometimes put the milk in before the cereal and it’s something I’ll never forgive you for.

Yaku:

Very responsible and usually make the right decisions.

You do have moments where you act like a complete dumbass though.

Like u go from 50 year old to 5 year old in the blink of an eye.

A hopeless romantic but it’s a side you don’t often reveal.

Prefer strawberry milk over any other flavour.

You’re the type of person to shower twice a day w/o fail.

Where that stank smell coming from? Not you clearly bc your skin is basically 90% The Body Shop’s rose scented soap at this point.

You get stomach aches a lot and you can’t figure out why.

Probably an allergy to everyone’s bs.

Really good at dirty talk even though you don’t seem the type so people are always taken aback.

You have to be really in the mood though otherwise it falls flatter than Oikawa’s ass, use your skill wisely.

You often call people clowns when you know you’re secretly the biggest one going.

Honk honk, hoe.

You send messages in one paragraph rather than multiple texts unless you are REALLY excited.

People underestimate you at times then are shocked when they realise you are capable of being a fire-breathing dragon from the flaming pits of hell.

You like spicy chicken wings.

Such a petty little shit at times lmao.

Enjoy the view from the top of mountains so you either hike a lot or really want to.

Way more of a cat person since it’s just much more convenient for you.

Usually pretty cheerful or calm and people are drawn to your stable/friendly aura.

Went through a phase of drinking mountain dew and your body still feels the awful effects

Fav element is probably air.

You’re 5′6″ or shorter.

Box dyed your hair brunette several times and can never get the pigment out to this day.

Yamamoto:

Whenever you smell something weird in the room you always internally freak out and think it’s you.

Head-butting walls is your hobby.

You fell off your bike as a kid and still have the scar on your knee.

Probably have tons of ear piercings.

Would tame a pigeon and call it Larry.

You get frequent nosebleeds and can never tell if it’s a medical issue or your extreme simping for fictional men/women.

Hopefully the latter.

You constantly chew your pen/pencil in class so you never lend them to anyone out of embarrassment.

I really hope no one ever lends you stationery bc 30 minutes later it’ll look like it was mauled by a rabid rottweiler.

You really want to own a dog and would call it something intimidating like Banshee or Diablo.

You bleached your hair that one time and it almost fell out so now you’re forced to stay at least 10 metres away from all at-home hair dye products.

You tried your best though bby so A for effort, even if it did look like dehydrated ramen afterwards.

Your grades are mostly C’s and you’re barely passing bc you just don’t care about your classes lol.

Still though you’re actually pretty smart so put it to good use you lazy oaf, channel that crackhead energy into something good.

Your phone screen has several cracks in it from when you dropped it on the bathroom floor while shitting and you’ll always be angry at yourself for that.

You have some really weird quirks but you make it work.

Actually a v chill person but you just kinda attract chaos/trouble wherever you go.

Carry a lighter with you even when you don’t need one.

Shy texter but once people see you irl you are the complete opposite, you just dk how to text without coming across as awkward.

One of those people that’s unintentionally funny and always get confused when you make someone laugh but it makes you feel good regardless.

Have a cool necklace collection and own at least one dog-tag/army style pendant.

Should really consider buying a rabbit you would look so cute w/ one.

You have really nice legs and people should compliment them more.

Either severely dehydrated or overly hydrated to the point you are peeing pure tap water so for the love of god please learn moderation, your kidneys and bladder will thank you for it.

Inuoka:

Your favourite character would be Hinata but you like people taller than you so your love for Inuoka spawned.

You really enjoy using the double spiderman meme.

Cannot correctly verbalise your feelings without creating a minimum of 10 misunderstandings but once people are used to it it’s kinda endearing.

You usually wake up in a good mood and people can never fathom how or why.

You either stay up till 5am or you wake up at that time no in between.

A morning person bc you love the sunrise.

Change your lock-screen very regularly bc you get bored.

Your humour consists solely of poop jokes.

When you don’t understand a joke you laugh anyway and hope they don’t ask you if you actually get it.

Happened once and you’re still traumatised from the cricket silence that fell upon the room.

Really like the taste of lemonade and drink it more often than you should.

Often think about what you would look like with a shaved head.

More of an extrovert but def have occasional introvert tendencies where you wanna be left tf alone.

Never allowed to pick up anything in stores bc the last time you did you sniffed a scented candle and it shattered to the floor.

Constantly have spontaneous ideas of what to change about your appearance.

You use a lot of hand gestures like thumbs up and peace signs.

‘Dude’ and ‘lmao’ is 90% of your vernacular.

Your nails are a disaster, some are down to the nub while others are pretty grown out bc you only bite a select few please sort it out.

Look really good in red.

Your laptop has way too many tabs open from random google searches of words you didn’t know the meaning to.

You read a lot of books but for like 10 minutes at a time bc you have the attention span of a walnut.

You are the type of person to nuke your AO3 tags with things that aren’t even relevant purely bc you found them funny.

Your Tumblr drafts are a nightmare, you have like 100+ in the works yet keep starting new projects why do you do this.

Happy sunshine but you have a LOT of mood swings like that shit comes out of nowhere.

Cry pretty often but no one ever sees and it’s usually because of said mood swings.

You always smile and pick yourself up again though which I commend you for.

TYPES IN CAPITALS IN SITUATIONS THAT DO NOT REQUIRE SAID PUNCTUATION SO YOU SEEM LIKE YOU’RE YELLING ALL THE TIME.

#hq #haikyuu #nekoma #yaku morisuke #lev haiba #yamamoto taketora #kuroo testuro #kenma kozume #inuoka sou

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siodium · 4 years

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第四日：長野

headed down to shirakawa-go first thing in the morning!! it’s in the middle of nowhere so the bus ride was really long

well i can’t do much on the bus bc i have motion sickness so all i did was sleep

this place is so scenic holy shit it feels like i jumped right into a painting

kinda disappointed that the place wasn’t covered with snow as advertised but well it’s still a sight to behold

sorry for the crispy pics... i don’t know how to handle harsh sunlight weh

my cousin wanted to pose like the thinker lmao

i was wondering how ppl here make a living?? cuz it’s mainly a tourist spot but it’s not very popular during other seasons i think

even though it’s really cold out i wanted to try the soft serve... it’s the best time to eat ice-cream!!

got the black sesame one c: it was tasty... the cone part tasted mildly salty... kinda like potato chips mmm goes well with the sweetness of the ice-cream

idk why the ice-cream is doing a lean though...

i would put up the full pic of the tanuki but it’s kinda inappropriate

tour guide said the view from above would be super nice but?? ?? ?

lunch!! i traded my meats for more fish (my uncle doesn’t like fish) but tbh the fish was too sweet and not tasty...

the place we had lunch at had this nice display!! i think it’s a hinamatsuri display but i’m not sure

next stop: takayama

story time: me being a dumb dropped one of my gloves (which i borrowed from my aunt) somewhere and i only realised it 30 minutes before we had to assemble with the rest of the group

i went into the grocery shop where we bought some food from bc i thought maybe i removed my glove there and forgot about it (the gloves are rly bulky and not suitable for tasks that require high dexterity like counting coins)

took a look around and couldn’t find them so i decided to ask the owner (an elderly lady) if she had seen my glove with my terribad japanese

sHE THEN ACTIVATED HER EMPLOYEES TO HELP ME LOOK AROUND THE STORE FOR IT

they even offered to give me their work glove???

i don’t deserve their kindness

anyway it wasn’t at the grocery shop so i told them i’ll look elsewhere

ran at max speed to the family mart

found the glove

guess where i found it

apparently i was looking at tHESE GUYS when i dropped it

clowned myself

since we wasted a lot of time searching for my missing glove we couldn’t visit the shopping area :c

in the end we only got some rice crackers, pokemon cup noodles and beef furikake (for bro) from the grocery shop

but i guess walking around isn’t so bad... the view’s nice

later on when we returned to the tour bus we found out that we were actually walking the wrong way lol we went into some ulu place instead of the shopping district due to miscommunication

so even if i didn’t lose my glove... we wouldn’t have done much shopping anyway

last stop: sky park hotel

the temperature dropped drastically and we started to see snow as we drove up the mountains!!

bus driver and tour guide were kind enough to let us stop in the middle of nowhere to play in the snow (albeit only for 5 minutes but still)

had a fun time scooping up snow from the ground and tossing it around!!

this is the only non blurry pic i have of the balls in the snow oof

but hey goal achieved!! chi, cha and piff piff have now seen and touched snow!! they acquired bragging rights

when i retrieved the trio their bottoms were caked with snow... brain lagged for a bit trying to think of how to handle the situation

didn’t know snow would be sticky

too bad we couldn’t spend more time playing in the snow or i would have made a snow chi :c

here’s my aunt tossing snow at my cousin hahah

after a long and exhausting journey we finally made it to the onsen hotel!! going up the mountain was not fun bc the path was windy bleh

dinner was delicious!! it was buffet style but i had to exercise some self-control so i won’t eat too much... i didn’t wanna feel sick in the onsen

donned the yukata provided before going to the onsen for the Full Onsen Experience

i was expecting them to have a guide somewhere on how to wear it but there wasn’t any so i had to google

i felt like sejima...

ONSEN WAS GREATTTTT ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

i thought the water would be super hot but once i went in it felt normal?? like the normal temperature that i like to take my showers at?? which is hot but not scorching

there were two other japanese girls but they didn’t come in until much later so we pretty much had the entire bath to ourselves

i didn’t realise there was an outdoor bath O: i’m not really sure how healthy it is to have half my body at -8 °C and the other half at whatever temperature the bath water is so i only went out for like 10 seconds to check out the place before returning to the warmth of the indoor onsen

after that it was time to sleeeep

i wanted to sleep on the tatami floor but it was too much trouble to pull the futons out of the cupboard and i didn’t add points to strength so

bed it was!!

#log

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ngshuminjeannat · 5 years

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started @ 9:50PM

HELLOOOO!!! can you actually sense that I’m very very happy to type this post out? 😅 as many of you would have already known, I went to TWICE concert last Saturday, July 13 as an early birthday present (well, from myself to myself 😂)… I mean you should treat yourself sometimes, right? right. I honestly wouldn’t have gone if I didn’t find any friends to come with me but thankfully my friend decided to allow me to go with him and his friends so cheers! ^_^ honestly, from the bottom of my heart, I didn’t regret going with them… I had a shit-ton of fun before, during and after the concert so yay!!! I’m going to share my experiences with you guys mainly so that I can read back when I’m much older hehe >.<

it was my first time attending a concert so I didn’t know what to expect tbh… I wanted to dress prettily so urm? I wore long sleeves shirt and a dress and boyyyy did I regret it omg )): the weather was soooo crazily hot istg it was so annoying zzz… my friend decided to take the “first” train so that we can buy merch as there would be a lot of people and by a lot, I mean literally A LOT of people. I had to wake up like 5:45AM (which btw was earlier than what I’ll wake up for school on Thursdays and Friday) and I managed to wake up eh… okay tbh, I woke up like 3+AM but I fell back asleep and then I woke up right when the alarm rang… my friend wants to meet in the MRT so I’ve to reach the platform by 6:20AM… surprise, I wasn’t late, the train was early so my friend and his friends left the train to wait for me HAHAHA so honored 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ and then we traveled to Stadium MRT…

we reached there around 7AM (?)… the queue was already like so damn long but thank God my friend’s friend reached there first so we were smacked somewhere in the middle… the merch booth only opens @ 10AM so we waited and waited and waited… by the time it was 10AM, lmao the queue was legit even longer than before…….. even though we were smacked in the middle, we didn’t get to buy any merch other than Candy Bong Z… legit all the merch were already sold out within an hour and a half like (pardon my language) but what the actual fuck?????! I mean the tickets were all sold out and I meant all but the merch that they brought was probably way less than that?? it doesn’t make sense sia… I feel damn bad for the people who queued for at least an hour or more but didn’t get anything… it’s damn unfair istg… 🙄😪

k anyway, after that we walked around buying other things like banners, fans, etc… oh there was free stuff too hehe >.< we ate lunch, walked some more until 4:30PM then we went to queue to go into Singapore Indoor Stadium UwU 🙆🏻‍♀️ the line was pretty quick so yay! tbh, when my friend’s friend didn’t get the CAT 1 tickets, I was disappointed because it was my first concert and I want to see them up close… but then when I got in, we were like so near to the stage, I wasn’t disappointed anymore HAHA… 😅 however, they look damn small so I could only really see them through the big screens… it was fine though, I just want to see them soooo desperately!! 5PM and the concert started!! ugh, honestly, I feel my life is complete already when I saw them 😁❤️ wah istg they damn gorgeous, like drop-dead gorgeous 😍😍 maybe you will say I’m biased but I can’t help it considering they are the only girl group I hardcore stan with my entire life hehe… I just love them soooo much in the entire world!!!

there are some of their own songs that they sang with a twist on it so it was really new to me but nonetheless, I still enjoyed the concert! if you did see my instastory (if you haven’t, go follow me on my Instagram HAHA, don’t we all love that shameless plug lul sarcasm intended), then you can clearly hear me screaming my lungs out which I’m embarrassed of after replaying my story 😂🤦🏻‍♀️ I surprisingly didn’t get a sore throat after that though despite my high-pitch shouting voice…… they also did a triple dance group thingy which let me emphasize were literally legit soooo sexy I almost got a nosebleed (exaggerating but whatever)… MOMO’s dance move was astonishing and she is really a dancing machine 😍 her body is also goals and it makes me wanna exercise and get those abs like how I always want (but we all know how lazy I’m so maybe sometime later?)… I’m going to insert some pictures here that I personally took…

TWICE GANG / SQUAD 🤟🏼

candy bong z colors soooo pretty

stan #satzu ❤️

stan #dahmo ❤️

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I didn’t take the rest of the members by myself so yea… 🙃 it’s now 11:20PM because I had a “break” just now to sing a happy birthday song and do all that crap… yes I purposely not write this post until my birthday because it’s more meaningful that way? oh my cake is black forest and I really like the cake a lot (I mean I chose it myself so obviously I like it lol)…

nineteen with me in my kimono because too lazy to put on a proper outfit

I think that’s all to this post? idk? but I still have to edit a YouTube video (part 2) of my concert and I plan to upload both part one and two on my birthday so let’s just end this here HAHA….. oh and thanks to everyone who wished me happy birthday (whether I actually know you or not)! 🙆🏻‍♀️💕 I really appreciate it a lot and tbh I felt damn popular because so many people wished me when usually it will be only my family members and a few of my close friends so yay 😬 thankyou and I love you people (as friends)!!! till the next post, bye! 👋🏼 p/s: I can buy a cigarette pack now (no, I don’t smoke and I don’t plan to… it just feels like an accomplishment when you buy your first cigarette/alcohol/whatever thing?? I like that kind of feeling lul) but please stop increasing the “legal” age as the years go by… it’s hard for the 2000 babies zzz

ended @ 11:36PM

Episode 17: #TWICELIGHTSinSG started @ 9:50PM HELLOOOO!!! can you actually sense that I'm very very happy to type this post out?

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approximately7bees · 6 years

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1-100 doooood

The meaning behind my url:tbh i changed it after I changed my twitch name to it, and I just think it’s kind of amusing that this blog is actually run by approximately 7 bees

A picture of me:i don’t think i can like insert pics into answers? but here, c’est moi

How many tattoos i have and what they are:none, though i do want to get just a very simple daisy on my left inner arm when i hit my weight goal

Last time i cried and why:i’m not sure when i last like sobbed but i def did have a couple tears while watching the end of Drake’s music video that featured his old Degrassi cast lollll

Piercings i have:still just the 4 lobe, 1 tragus, 1 cartilage

Favorite band:The Front Bottoms

Biggest turn offs:being rude, dude.

Top 5 (insert subject):i am just gonna choose my top 5 things that i can think of rn. mac n cheese. brooklyn 99. the ocean. roller coasters. making baja blast by mixing blue powerade and mountain dew.

Tattoos i want:a very simple daisy ^^

Biggest turn ons:neck kisses, cuddling, assertiveness (?)

Age:21, but 22 in like 7.5 hours!

Ideas of a perfect date:uhhh the person has something planned and i’m not expected to make all the decisions and we like have a nice meal and I get dessert and we go do something nice together after. i guess? i have kind of limited good date experience.

Life goal:i just want to be happy, man. i want to have time to do what I like to do, with a job i don’t dislike, and enough money to not have to worry about it. i guess my goal is kind of to live right next to a body of water but i’d take the first part over like living by the ocean and hating my life.

Piercings i want:not really any? idk i could get anything i want but i think i’m p good.

Relationship status:single

Favorite movie:it actually might be Ocean’s 8. i really liked it

A fact about my life:i have 2 very good cat boys and i get to have my dog starting some time next month !!!!

Phobia:bro legit i’m just not really that scared of things

Middle name:Elizabeth

Height:5′10″

Are you a virgin?nah

What’s your shoe size?8.5 to 9, depending

What’s your sexual orientation???? not straight i guess

Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs?i drink occasionally.

Someone you miss:my aunt :/

What’s one thing you regret?kind of not trying to go to a more exclusive college but also not really bc like things have turned out really well

First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive:harry styles

Favorite ice cream?birthday cake !!!

One insecurity:one of my eyes has really pretty curved lashes and the other had weirdly completely straight lashes and i don’t like it.

What my last text message says:the last one i sent says “I did forget haha. Thanks!”

Have you ever taken a picture naked?yes..

Have you ever painted your room?i haven’t, no

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex?no

Have you ever slept naked?yes

Have you ever danced in front of your mirror?yes

Have you ever had a crush?yes

Have you ever been dumped?noo

Have you ever stole money from a friend?no

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met?i don’t think so. but i don’t really remember

Have you ever been in a fist fight?negative

Have you ever snuck out of your house?naaaah

Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?i mean I really haven’t seriously pined over someone unrequitedly. like at most i get a little preoccupied by someone and then i never do anything about it so i never even know if they have them back or not.

Have you ever been arrested?no

Have you ever made out with a stranger?not like a “i don’t even know your name stranger”, like a person i met that night yes. but also lol it really wasn’t like that.

Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere?what is this question ?? i’m sure everyone has at one point in their life met someone of the opposing sex at a location

Have you ever left your house without telling your parents?one time i stayed out really late with my highschool friends and when i got back home they were like actually you wanna go get a free donut so i went out again without telling my folks (it was like 5am or something) but i like told them when i got back so..kind of

Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor?when i was young ye

Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun?no

Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex?yes

Have you ever seen someone die?no

Have you ever been on a plane?yes

Have you ever kissed a picture?i’m gonna say no but idr

Have you ever slept in until 3?yeah dude

Have you ever love someone or miss someone right now?what does this mean ;_; yes i have loved someone (i guess) and no i don’t really miss someone right now

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?yeah dude it’s bomb

Have you ever made a snow angel?yes

Have you ever played dress up?yes

Have you ever cheated while playing a game?yeah lol

Have you ever been lonely?boy have i !

Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school?yeeee but not like too heavily.

Have you ever been to a club?no i think that would be terrible

Have you ever felt an earthquake?yes actually, thanks to fracking!

Have you ever touched a snake?uhhhh not to my recollection

Have you ever ran a red light?accidentally D:

Have you ever been suspended from school?no

Have you ever had detention?no

Have you ever been in a car accident?i was rear ended once and it really messed up my car.

Have you ever hated the way you look? i sure have

Have you ever witnessed a crime?maybe but like nothing heinous i guess

Have you ever pole danced?lmao, i would be the worst pole dancer. you want a dancer who has like no upperbody strength, is really self-conscious and can’t dance? hmu

Have you ever been lost?only basically every time i try to go somewhere new, and pretty frequently when i try to go somewhere i have been before lol

Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country?well bud, i live in basically as middle of the country as you can be...... so there really isn’t an opposite side. but i have been to california and the east coast so i guess that encompasses both sides lol

Have you ever felt like dying?oh for sure

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep?like i have cried prior to sleep but not fallen asleep crying

Have you ever sang karaoke?not outside of like a house, or with an audience or anything.

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?i’m sure i have lol.

Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?ughhhh yes. ow.

Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger?older yeah

Have you ever kissed in the rain?i think i have but i’m not actually sure

Have you ever sang in the shower?is there anyone who doesn’t?

Have you ever made out in a park?lol yeah

Have you ever dream that you married someone?ok it took me this long to realize all these questions begin with “have you ever’ and the problem with that is like it’s a yes or no question like you can leave it at that, which isn’t very interesting. also bc yeah i have done something but like i have a really bad memory. anyway, i probably have dreamt that idk

Have you ever glued your hand to something?not in a like panicky my hand is gonna be stuck to this for evrr kind of way

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole?fuck no that makes me want to die

Have you ever ever gone to school partially naked?WHAT no? i’m so confused

Have you ever been a cheerleader?nope

Have you ever sat on a roof top?yeah dude

Have you ever brush your teeth?no. i’ve never brushed my teeth EVER and i’m not going to start now (jfc of course i have why is this a question)

Have you ever ever too scared to watch scary movies alone?oh yeah. i never watch horror movies of my own volition. i’ll watch whatever with someone, even if i have to go be home alone after i just never choose to watch any by myself.

Have you ever played chicken?no wtf

Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on?i honestly do not think so

Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger?not like outside of dating sites :(

Have you ever broken a bone?nope!

Have you ever been easily amused?-_- this is a dumb question.

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried?yeah dude

Have you ever mooned/flashed someone?nah

Have you ever cheated on a test?when i was younger ye

Have you ever forgotten someone’s name?oh basically everyone. i’m really bad about it. i just never call anyone by their name and it works pretty well.

Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real?yeah i’m sure i have.

Give us one thing about you that no one knows.i could probably hook up with a dude who used to play basketball at my college rn if i wanted to

#asked #answered #ask #answer #thanks moss u lil cutie #i'm not proofreading this at all before posting it sorrrrry #moss-covered

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