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eeclare · 5 months
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Headcanons: but a Lot
I made a pinterest board for the belchers & co. and saved pics that i feel represent the characters lol and they have inspired me and my latest Bobby borger headcanons :) enjoy
Linda
You would think that bob would have the wicked classic rock cd collection but irl that is our lovely lady Linda
She isn't the BIGGEST classic rock fan but her dad was and she just kinda picked it up
makes her feel nostalgic, y'know
but generally she's more of an 80s pop and show tune enthusiast
and she’s def an overall kinda gal
With a classic red long-sleeve? Yes pls
when she wasn’t allowed to keep buying porcelain babies she switched to ceramic birds for a little while
And she fs has a bird feeder hanging outside the kitchen window
Linda sometimes gets her nails done
Bright red and LONG
sometimes a french tip but that’s only when she’s not feeling the long guys
And red lipstick is a must ofc
she discovered that red was her colour and just let it overtake her
Cherry pie and a little bit of ice cream go a long way in her book
But her fav food and breakfast most days (when neither she or Bob are in the mood too really cook) is Tomato toast
Sometimes with cream cheese, but mostly just toasted with butter and season with salt and pepper
She just can’t get enough of it she loves tomatoes and she loves bread so it just works
The medicine cabinet in the bathroom is full of her clutter and crap lol
No true medicine to be found (other than bob’s prescribed pills ofc)
lots of nail polish, for when she can’t afford to get her nails done
One for her bday gene made her a ceramic tooth trinket box
to keep all of his teeth in, obviously
Keeps forcing her family on “quick” three hour hikes
she STILL tries to knit, esp after how great the kids’ reactions were to the one she made for Christmas
Whenever she and the kids are waiting around for bob to make thanksgiving dinner she puts on the thanksgiving day parade on TV
her fav float is snoopy
Ideal boblin date? Wine in the eve on the beach with chocolate and strawberries
she one time heard some teenager say that they were “frickin’ zazzed” and now she says it all the time
She doesn’t know cut her some slack 😭
It makes Louise pee herself laughing lmao
When Linda is behind the grill she gives the burgers ketchup smileys
One time she got drunk and made a pope hat out of paper and tried to put it on little king trash mouth
….it went about as well as you would expect…
Bob!!
Bob tries to do the NYT crossword
Unsuccessfully
When he gets his new phone she discovers the mini cross words and the app
linda literally could not get him to turn the phone off lmfaoo
eventually tho he gets her into wordle and now they play together nightly
I say they play 'together' but they actually play against each other
Like, hardcore
His fav. Halloween candy that the kids would get are those burger gummies
The kids had never actually had one until Gene hid a few in his socks bcs Bob would take them all before they even had the chance
he’s a cool dad. (tm)
Bob’s got this one Jean jacket that is so filled with holes it’s unsightly
But he just will not get rid of it lol
Why? Who knows
his ideal thanksgiving dinner is one of those idealistic 70s thanksgiving ads
Genuinely bob’s heaven
once for his bday he was served a burger with candles in it
linda thought it was funny
(so did bob)
i think that he secretly loves making spaghetti
Esp spaghetti Bolognese idk it just feels like a very Bob coded dish
When he serves the kids eggs and bacon he makes them a little smiley face AWWWH
Louise gave him a world’s okayest dad mug which he uses
Frequently
the glove compartment in the car has one of those flip through cd cases and it is just FULL of pirated cds lol
In his younger days he was a big fan of Levi’s jeans
He’s saved them all for when Gene is big enough to wear them
Or whichever of his other kids are interested ofc he doesn’t judge
Hates that Linda let’s the kids watch the thanksgiving day parade
He just thinks that it perpetuates the fact that thanksgiving has turned into a capitalist’s dream
“It’s the principle, Lin!”
Louise
One time Gloria gave her one of those sand animals (ykno the ones)
And now she can’t get enough of them
I also firmly believe that she never gets her ears pierced lol
But she was incredibly tempted to when she saw those spiky rainbow earrings in Clair’s
Secretly Louise fs enjoys linda and Gene’s spa days and facial routines and she often participates
Hair wrapped up in a towel, face mask and everything
when linda makes them all go on those loooong “short” hikes Louise occasionally finds a bone or two
Which she (incorrectly) bleaches and keeps in her room obvi
If it were up to her shoes would be a never
Loves the feeling of grass on her feet
When she was a toddler Linda would put her in those purple jelly sandals
Sensory hell for her
BEGS Bob and linda for a hamster or Guinea pig or ANYTHING but alas, fails miserably
Chronic frog catcher
Gene, who is terrified of frogs, hates it
genuinely the bane of his existence
she eventually upgrades the walkie talkies to further range ones
Bob one time went into a comic book store and found a gummo figurine and gave it to Louise and she loves it
But he did have to convince her to keep it in the box
“It could be worth A LOT one day Louise”
Louise got into rainbow loom
Not as a fun little hobby but as a black market business
frond caught her tho so rip that
As a “middle schooler” she collects anime figurines
the cute ones, not the sex ones
As well as horror movie figurines
When she was a kid she was obsessed with those light up shoes lmao
Personally I believe that Louise eventually needs braces for a couple years
But she convinces Bob and Linda that she loves/wants to keep her gap tooth so they get them removed early
Collects silly bands
Always covered in bandaids (but like, the colourful kind)
She eventually starts to paint her nails
Each finger is a dif colour
She likes to collect creepy porcelain dolls too
She’s a big collector, if you couldn’t tell
Paul frank t shirts for daaaayyyys
Big graphic novel/manga reader
She almost convinced Bob to let her get a frog
But again, gene
She hates socks but I firmly believe that she will wear tights/stockings if she absolutely has to
Has a few of bobs old band tees (gene has most of them)
Went through a phase where she constantly drew shit with chalk outside the restaurant
Some of it was cute, some of it was plans for world domination
Tina also gave her a little star necklace for her 13th bday and Louise literally never takes it off
(cuties pies)
Big graphic novel enjoyer
and im hoping this isn't too niche but she really enjoys courtney crumrin specifically
I may be projecting here a little tho bcs that was MY fav graphic novel when I was her age lmao
Gene
Has three tamagotchi pets that he keeps on a keychain that he keeps in his pockets/backpack
So. Many. Hawaiian shirts.
Loves super hero comics
Not a graphic novel fan though
Also likes collecting super hero action figures
Sour patch kids are his fav candie
Has the most narrow bed
has to sleep with a fan on at all times
not just cuz the noise makes his senses go brrr and helps him sleep
but because he is also a very sweaty boy
twinning with tina fr
Huge 80s vibe always
All of his pencils have bite marks all over them lol
Genes a nervous test taker
his palms get sweaty knees weak arms are heavy
on that note, he lowkey gets into rap
any rap: mumble, freestyle, mainstream
He wears his red converse until they literally falls of his feet
Has buttons and pins on all of his jackets/sweaters
Yugio fan??
Wears his white socks in the grass all the time
Drives linda CRAZY
Over alls are a staple in his wardrobe
same with flannel button ups
Bob thrifts Gene an acoustic guitar for his 14th bday
so he learns to play the guitar! He’s kind of a natural
okay so he's not THAT good but he's good enough
He also gets a cheap mini synth at some point and it replaces the casio just a little bit
Has to get braces and sticks to it
The bands are always funky colours, often in a rainbow order
Has a bunch of vintage Jean jackets
After his red converse finally fall apart he transfers to blue knock off converse with orange laces
Has at least three bags full of discount candy at all times
He went through a space phase so he’s got planet stickers on the wall by his bed
Gets a cassette player and tapes for his bday at some point
From Linda
And at some point thrifts himself doc martens
Obsessed with the muppets
Esp animal and janice
Lana stan
(Sorta)
Tons of bobs old band tees
becomes a SoundCloud rapper as a joke
But why is he lowkey good 😭
Gets a pink bike
“I’m cool bcs my mom says so”
Thrifts himself a cheapo electric guitar and covers it in stickers
Sounds like shit but tbh it works
Tina-Bina
When she was little Linda made her a canopy for her bed
It’s kinda patchy but that’s okay it suits her
Tortoise shell glasses become her jam in high school
Still has a classic black pair as a backup
Always worried
Has a notebook/journal on her at ALL TIMES
Multiple unicorn figures
And porcelain horses (from Linda ofc)
Her chariot doll stays on her desk and/or nightstand
Her room is a hot pink, not a baby pink lol
It’s a little obnoxious
Loves lip smacker
Never gets rid of her bangs
But she does grow her hair out a little bit past her shoulders
Thinks it makes her look older
Paul frank t shirts that she hands down to Louise over time
Emergency phone becomes her phone lol
She does put a horse sticker on the back and she loves it
MLP themes pencil case is the mlp think she owns
Most of her school supplies is horse related, tho
Lisa frank stickers
Likes the classic vintage my little pony dolls
“Ugh”
Horse shaped birthday cake
Teal nail polish when she’s feeling fancy
But she consistently has clear polish on
Makes Tina feel classy
She lowkey collects plastic farm animals lol
She read the perks of being a wallflower once and it became her whole personality for about two weeks
Blue collared shirts with jean shirts
Or an overall dress
Has a locket with a drawing of jerico that she made
She wears it pretty often lol
Jimmy jr’s school photo sits snugly on the other side
Loves 80s windbreakers
Her fav is blue with a yellow stripe across the shoulders
Star shaped barrette that Louise found for her on the sidewalk lmao
Called herself ‘ghost girl’ while she was pretending to be a so-called bad girl
Poofy 80s pink prom dress that’s passed down to her from Linda
Can write in cursive rlly well
So many unicorn plushies
Put beads on her shoe lacss
She has three blue t shirts with an embroidered rainbow on them
She loves them and wears them all the time
Enjoys playing solitaire
Still big into drinking coffee lol
Linda made her a pony keychain out of felt and she uses it as an accessory
i.e. hangs it off of her overall dress, belt loop, backpack, etc
swiftie?? she just vibes with the music so hard
esp folklore
"IM A MIRRORBALLLLL"
She's so sweet and relatable i just love Tina so much
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ratguy-nico · 6 months
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by the way i was scketching my little boy not a boy not a girl cause i was burn out. IM WORKING IN SO MANY DRAWINGS. WHY. so i made this little bean. I love her.
I consider this my practice for Geneuary. by the way...again; someone said they confused Geneuary like it was on february and thats how i learn geneaury means Gene-January not February. I wish to feel dumb but someone else did the same mistake so... to that persone. I love U
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drawthething · 1 year
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They don't do Jimmy Jr weird dance anymore 😔
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porcupiney · 2 years
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you don’t understand i never stop thinking about her
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jimmyjrsmusoems · 1 year
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look i know that the bobs wiki says that jimmy jr. has “dirty blonde hair” but picture this : i don’t want him to so he doesn’t 
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koko-heads · 1 year
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tina: i made coffee.
tammy: i don't want coffee.
tina: i didn't make this for you. this is my coffee.
tammy: then why are you telling me?
tina: it's a conversation starter.
tammy: that's a lousy conversation starter.
tina: is it? we're having a conversation right now. checkmate.
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scarletttbitch · 6 months
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the only 'thanksgiving tradition' i uphold is watching all the bobs burgers thanksgiving episodes
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thisalienartist · 2 years
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annoying boy and annoying girl supremacy
[ID: a digital drawing of gene belcher and courtney wheeler from bob's burgers in a semi-realistic style. gene is an 11-year-old white boy with dark hair and freckles. he's wearing a yellow t-shirt, blue shorts, and red sneakers. he's smiling and standing with his arms crossed, leaning slightly toward courtney. courtney is an 11-year-old white girl with long curly hair in pigtails and bangs. she's wearing a purple tank top with ruffled cap sleeves, a dark purple skirt, grey shoes, and a heart-shaped necklace. she's leaning towards gene, kicking one leg out and smiling. she's pointing to her smile with her left hand. /END ID]
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1loer · 2 years
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@slashuz tagged me in this stupid bitch ass post so i guess i’ll do it 🙄
🔪3 Ships
>Kiibo/Miu/Kokichi Brot3 supremacy.
Little bastards. Kiibo is the nice boy being corrupted and dragged into shenanigans by these monsterous little shitbags. Ultimate sibling dynamic. I think about them always.
>Mari/Hero
Replaying Omori got me right in my feels. Maybe heteros do have rights. Im so soft and so upset and so everything. Oh my god . Lay me to rest. Ultimate malewife girlboss pairing
> LeaIsa honorable mention
My life has been destroyed and they are all that sit in the ruins. The next time they’re on screen together i will not be held responsible for my actions.
> Thiefshipping double honorable mention
Screw the rules i have money fuck the system im adding thiefshipping too bc im thinking about them so much again bc a new ygotas episode came out. Both abridged and regular flavours of this ship are peak. True OTP shit. Been here since 2014 and show no signs of leaving.
💣Last Song
My heart is the worst kind of weapon - Fall Out Boy.
Pete Wentz. How tf does he do that. How. The lyric “You wouldnt know a good thing if it came up and slit your throat” makes me die from hysteria.
🪓Last Movie
Bobs Burgers Movie! With slashuz. But its my fault they got it wrong bc i miss understood the q when they asked me. My bad bro. It was cute and funny v. Nice time.
🪦Currently Watching
Um. I do not watch things JWKJSJAJS. Im boring af and do nothing in my spare time soz im 2 dimensional my writers arent experienced. Im currently reading Choke by Chuck Palahniuk??? And the last thing I watched was Heartstopper if those count as answers (and yes heartstopper made me so happy i got violent and accidentally punched my dog in my euphoria sNDKAJjsjs)
🪤Currently playing
Just finished my third playthru of Omori last night and cried all over again ㅠㅠㅠㅠ Omori is so good pls play it its so important . Other than that I started playing Devil May Cry too recently so gotta get back on that!!!!!!!! Excited to experience the madness if i ever acc continue playing it’’’’
Not taggin no bitch but if u see this and wanna do it u can use me and we can be friends <333
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eeclare · 2 months
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the paul frank brand is so tina coded
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ur telling me u don’t think she would wear this ⁉️⁉️
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ratguy-nico · 5 months
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here it is, like i said is not complete im gonna try but no promises.
Thanks @choerrypies for the idea, you may not know me and this could be a little bit creepy, but the shipname The Loch Ness Monster is actually awesome for this two.
Like you see the girls are a little out of characters, but i intended this I SWEAR.
Where Lou is always aggressive and over the top I like to think they can be actually pretty soft with the person they love and be more like a suportive sturdyrock for them (we have seeing this with Rudy)
And where Jess is always trying to appear cool, relaxe and collected, with Lou she can let out a little more of her dorky side cause believe me this girls is such a dork im sure.
Because Jess design has changed so many times, I strongly inspired her in my two lesbian icons Robin Buckley and Kim Pines (though this shows more with the colors jeje)
Oh and by the way, the locker. I tried to sneak as so many easter eggs as i could. so many reference, wait for a locker reveal, cause that for sure is something im gonna do. The draw may be incomplete but NOT THE LOCKER, that's my goal.
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goddesstonythetiger · 3 years
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Adam Driver singing as Art the Artist in Bob’s Burgers 8.06 He got nude, he got super nude
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shotbyit · 6 years
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Women's March 01.20.18 - Women's March in San Diego, California Shot by @ivyceziel vsco.com/ivyceziel
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hanji-is-life · 3 years
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ok! we can rid of those nasty twins because the honestly it was always the triplets supremacy 💅🏽
but reader is so hurt that the girls don’t do any of that with you at all; when kiri isn’t home the girls leave her alone and just do their own thing. like reader is so butthurt
and kiri “tries” to have the girls go over and spend time with their mama but they always keep running back to kiri
when they were baby baby, they would start to freak out and cry if they saw that kirishima wasn’t around (poor reader don’t worry boo if your ever have more kids they like you)
if the twins have his quirk you’re pulling out your hair at this point because they won’t stop breaking shit all over the house
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this reminds me so much of an episode of Bobs Burgers where the kids keep playing with their dad because their mom would “Mom it all up!” and not in the good way lmao
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curious-minx · 4 years
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Bob’s Burgers Gave Me Brain Worms and the Simpsons go on a....sigh....Roman Holiday.
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Fell victim to nostalgia. 
Cowering in my golly gee cherry sour romper 
People don’t understand the concept of me and I  only understand that the loop we’re living in is finite 
A gesture of lives being eroded by slick white supremacy and male mediocrity that makes up the vast largess of subversive comedy. TIDES ARE SHIFTING!  Get lost in the marsh, mucking and wallowing in my indifferent harrowing pale plaster. Sunday Night on Fox is a excavation sight where the mummified and resuscitated adult cartoons come out to play, let’s check in on two of Americas leading families.
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White men are impersonating men of color  and minorities in virtually every single Western comedic vehicle. Overriding all rhyme and reason, a racial sickness gnawing away at mucous membrane. A racial insensitivity of constantly pointing out racial insensitivity. This is not my space. I should move on, but god dammit I just want a single adult animated cartoon devoid of low middlebrow minstrely and the abysmal state of the  Voice Acting Empire Vacuum (VAEV) . Racial mimicry is stenciled into the vast majority of animated sitcoms and all “alternative” comedy targeted exclusively at white college aged men and the world suffering alongside them. We as a nation are currently on a lethal joy ride, the guide a White Supremacist who happens to be the most beloved celebrity in America. The man/woman/trans/nonbinary figure is falling asleep in a bed made of face oils and ghoulish make-up kits you can trust the brandname Killian Cosmetics a Canadian spite factory (The Shout Factory refused to provide a comment). 
We’ve entered a Spider-Verse and are getting a dose of Soul for Christmas, but it is nowhere near enough! Adult Swim cannot revive Tucca and Bertie back fast enough. The only example of what could be good and right with an animated sitcom. Sure, there’s The Boondocks, which is returning at some point hopefully in the near future, but it’s still not enough. There is clearly a need for an animated sitcom created by someone that has not been aboard the Lolita Express, that is the bare minimum. Dan Harmon attends a board room meeting with a lifelike premise that wows the world, but he’s got great friends and runs in circles of comedic voices that should also be given a shot. 
Acting freely and organically face to face is going to be an uphill battle for years to come. Animation is difficult and the labor practices are vile and exploitative against the artists that make the silly apparitions break our hearts. I am a coddled millennial that wants ever so badly to shotgun the phrases “raised by a Gameboy, raised by ROMs, raised by reruns, raised by blowup mattresses floating inside guests bedrooms, raised by horny postmodernism, raised by otaku teardrops, raised by candy coated make believe economic theory,” and someone I avoid blacking out. 
Watching the recent offerings of BOB’s BURGERS and the simpsons I also stirred deep wells of black out desire. Yet I am not going to convince you of why the episode Worms of In-Rear-Ment was a subpar offering of some sort of essential viewing Golden Age of Television (I’m sorry tv critic brigade but actual human beings usually have no idea what I’m saying whenever I bring up the Golden Age of Television, but I will become one of you and devour the pop cultural rhetoric that best suits the occasion). At least the opening store gag for the episode was A Hedwig And the Angry Inch related pun, which is probably the highlight of the whole episode. In a recent list posted by Vulture: (https://www.vulture.com/news/100-sequences-that-shaped-animation/) and article I spent the entire day reading. That is where my level of cognition is at right now. Some of you may have coded your way to the next big American Way, others are already fluent in every language and are now stumbling through Navi, whereas I am transcribing and slobbering all over a fairly comprehensive of history of animation? These sort of self deprecating digs are so last Quarantine. 
There were no such moments to be found in “In-Rear-Men,” but it’s ridiculous to hold a farting rub your butts together kind of show to the same standards as something more refined like South Park (X_X I> I surrender).A bottle episode around butt worms is a rough premise and without any sort of B-narrative to speak, and this is coming from a show who can dedicate a whole side plot into meaningless charades with ease and charm in every episode. Linda’s as a whole  feels Flanderized or at least a far inferior flimsier version of Linda that we’re accustomed to in this episode. Primarily regarding Linda’s insecurities around motherhood which check out, but that she is concerned about the kids’ Cs and D saturated report card does not read as an authentically Linda moment. Then there’s also the unnerving factor of making the Belchers unabashed super spreaders besides Louise, which certainly reads, but Tina is usually a safety stickler and in this episode she is literally rendered useless for the entire episode. When did I suddenly tune over into an Oblongs rerun (spot the reference! Don’t make me sick)? Personally grossness for grossness sake is a major turn off and I’m too much of a prude to accept front row tickets to the filth symphony. This episode would not be complete without an imagination fueled  musical number with Linda and a symphony of rectal worms. Somewhere along the line the show’s use of musical numbers stopped feeling fresh and fun and more like a safety valve deployed to distract and assuage viewers from the broken seams. And where was Teddy?!  Is Teddy’s role going to be greatly reduced because of the distant recordings? Here’s hoping its only onwards from here and I don’t care if its upwards or downwards I just don’t want to focus too much on farts and shit, and that’s my scoop. 
TWO HAMSTERS THAT WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS EPISODE OUT OF 5
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The Simpsons’ “I, Carumbus” the second episode of season 32, strangely, also completely sidelines its daughter/sister character  completely disregarding Lisa, because, of course, this being (a)historical drag piece. This is also an episode where one of the remaining Monty Python members’ Micael Palin is relegated to nothing but exposition reading. Rome is burning. California is on fire. I’m just not feeling this. My nose is too delicate and these Simpsonian brutes want to plow and smack me in my nose with the Trump and the Roman emperor parallels and we’re just having a good time making slave jokes. The episode is still fairly watchable but surprisingly gross in its violence, which is to be expected with gladiatorial antics, but this is not fun violence done with rhythm or panache it’s mostly there to make sure you as a viewer still have a pulse and test that you are paying attention.  A joyless joke machine puttering along its own vibrant pastel cushy budgets that allow the visuals to allow for more ambitious episodes, but at least the Simpsons has the nerve the start and episode with the family out and about somewhere whereas the Belchers are rooted in place. Starting to see why other bigger paid corporate publications don’t bother themselves with this tired and worn down clunker of a series, but hey Carl has a new voice actor, Alex Desert, who also gets to be a slave version of Carl this season as well, oh fun. 
Skip. 
Trudging on. 
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arikenjp · 7 years
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