I love baseball
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you鈥檙e decaying. Get a fucking grip. You鈥檙e a bone now act like it. You don鈥檛 see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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im kinda chill with whatever if someone doesn鈥檛 fall in love with me in the next ten minutes im going to make chernobyl 2 but i could go either way about it
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fuuuck my stupid gay tail all the ideal dogs point at laugh at my dumb faggy tail
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antwithabindle.com/careers
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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33
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this one goes out to all you sickos on tumblr at 10 am on a monday
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what is your holy trinity of fruits
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girls go to mars to get cool scars boys go to venus to suck more penis
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day 31
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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders
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look at her go
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Have you heard? Spike is canon for g5, now!
With a voice like that, you'd think he'd be a big, old burly guy
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google know鈥檚 it鈥檚 stuff,
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wut
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