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Jennifer Tilly playing poker

#ms tilly ur a goddess

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#much better thank u #meshi

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ever since i was a little girl i've always wanted a hysterectomy

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if it was about 15 years ago i’d already have seen 12 different AMVs of chimera falin set to three days grace animal i have become on my feed but that just doesn’t happen anymore. because of woke

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People liking your personal OCs is still such a crazy feeling, I've been doing this for years and ppl asking about them still fills my entire heart with warmth and idk how to handle it

You enjoy this fictional guy I made up for fun?? Whose only content is random artwork or writing made by me and a handful of other artists at most? They have no show/book/game with a large fandom, it's just one person with an art blog?? I love u

#like Truly the most rewarding feeling #hes my little guy and i just wanna talk abt him and force everyone to love him #still not over the ollie fics that flirt wrote

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The difference between a fetish and a kink is that a fetish grows down from the ceiling but a kink grows up from the floor

#been saying this

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pissing each other off as foreplay

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sometimes u will be the only person fagging it up. sometimes it'll be hard. but u gotta do it. u gotta show all the fags that fagging it up is the way. u must strive to fag it as much as possible. u have a limited time. fag it up and dyke it out

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goat fight. non-negotiable.

#the only marvel movie i will defend - mostly bc a lot of it was filmed in cleveland and i was an extra #also chris evans is.... so hot..

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#damn.... #who wants to fall in love with my oc and do this 👀

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Anyways, calling shoplifting “urban foraging” is very funny, a useful euphemism, should be done more often.

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blows my mind that 75% of haikyuu takes place within one school year

i completely forgot

#it was a Really Important year!! #i think abt all the shit that could have happened in the time skip Constantly #hq!!

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it’s talking heads kermit friday

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I’ve stumbled across an online community of women (mostly) who alter those Precious Moments figures

And I’m obsessed

I love everything about it

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#ok me as a boss tho #(which i technically am)

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i need everyone to see this video

#oh shits buckys content #alex