#bleach crack

[1ncorrectbleach]

ugly af  original vid credit to fsriko65 on IG

#bleach #Bleach Crack #incorrectbleach #grimmjow #ichigo #hueco mundo #ulquihime #grimmichi #orihime #ulquiorra

[my0vershareworld]

𝔾𝔼𝕋 𝕆𝔽𝔽 𝕆𝔽 𝕄𝔼

Pairing: Szayelaporro Granz, Nnoitra Gilga, Coyote Starrk, Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez X GN!Human reader

Genre: Crack, Headcanons, Platonic.

CW: None

Requested by Anon: Hiii can you do headcanons for Szayelaporro,Nnoitra,Starkk,and grimmjow who have a friend that runs to hug them and tackles them like how Nelliel does with ichigo please 🙏🏻:)

A/N: WAHHHH I LOVE THIS ASK SO MUCH ACTUALLY???

Szayelaporro Granz

he does not like you fucking startles him whenever you hug and tackles him like that. but is not like he mind it.

he just kind of wish you stop but at the same time he kind of don't.

your warm hug gives him some of his most vulnerable moment.

but every time you tackles him specifically from behind..he will fall down to the ground flat on his face most of the time. and you ended up getting him angry at you the whole day.

Nnoitra Gilga

you startles him. badly. he thought an enemy did a sneak attack on him and almost kill you a few time at first.

he always yell at you and tell you to stop every time you tackles him like that.

he don't even know what to do when he's in your bear hug. he wanted to escape yet your warmness and softness of a human skin is making him melt and make his arms weak. he never been treated so soft and tender yet so harsh like this before. he loves yet hates it.

every time you tackles him he'll just try and take you off of him and is pretty easy since..he's tall and a giant compare to you. he'll just pull you off easily like a bug.

he'll just look at you like 😐 whenever you tackles him like that

Coyote Starrk

when you hugged him he just stays in your hug. no matter if you're actually choking him and he can barely breath in your hug. but that's fine.

when you tackles him into a hug he'll just fall flat to the ground. he won't even get up. he just let you hug him on the ground like that.

he likes your warmness when you hug him so he..fall asleep so easily in your hug.

Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez

this man is so on high alert and so fucking animalistic he fucking punch you in the face when you tackles him from behind like that. he does not appreciate that sudden shit. he even call you an idiot for doing that in the first place knowing he's like a wild animal.

when it comes to hug he'll probably try and pry your hands off of him. NO TOUCHY TOUCHY GET OFF OF ME. he's a cat really.

he'll chase you down a few time when you tackles him and scare him too badly.

but when he started to get use to it he still try to pry you off of him every time but he just more soft with the claws prying.

#szayelaporro granz #nnoitra gilga #coyote starrk #grimmjow jaegerjaques #Szayelaporro x reader #nnoitra x reader #starrk x reader #grimmjow x reader #bleach #bleach headcanons #bleach crack #bleach x y/n #bleach x you #bleach x reader #{ 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔠𝔬𝔯𝔫𝔢𝔯 𝔬𝔣 𝔪𝔶 𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔡 }

[dopepoisonivyoncrack]

I couldn't find my nsfw baskin art, but I found my tags on a Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck video

This is the drawing btw

In a series with Elmet Fudd Bazz and Yosemite Sam Grimmjow 😂

Pink Panther fits Askin better but I drew this already and its not exactly wrong

#I drew some cursed things in my life #nothing beats virgin sweather yhwch though #bleach crack

[highseme]

Bleach - Illustrated Guide To Soul Reapers #203

#im soooooo obsessed with them #this thang cracked me UP!!! #my gifs #bleach #yoruichi shihouin #sui feng #soifon #soi fon #yorusoi #bleach yoruichi

[vicioux]

random what if

#bleach #ichigo kurosaki #orihime inoue #ichihime #rangiku matsumoto #shunsui kyoraku #mangacap #manga cap #bleach manga #orihime #bleachedit #manga edit #honey dish rhapsody #what is this #3 face #crack

[saltysatellite804]

Woke up and started going into character analysis mode while drinking my coffee. This is about Aizen of course.

Thinking about how much of a loose canon (and lowkey suicidal/fate-tempting) Aizen actually is. He plays it all cool, but he isn't actually always as meticulous as he comes across.

-fused himself with Hogyoku without knowing for sure it was a wish granting jewel (he just suspected). Even disregarding that, he went into battle before it even "understood" him. He had no guarantee it would actually keep him alive. He also had zero guarantee it would bring him back to life after a fatal injury. These were all just hypothetical.

-allowed White to give its powers to a Quincy because he wanted to know what would happen. Total fluke, but he went with it. Presumably, he knows that a Quincy is unlikely to survive this process.

-recruited Kaname knowing he could never control him with Hypnosis.

-risked Gin being by his side knowing he was planning his death because he wanted to "see how he would do it". He even told him how to neutralize his power. He was just like "okay kid, I like you, freebie shot at killing me," !!!. Like omg.

-risked empowering the Vasto Lordes, not knowing if they would become stronger than himself or not (they did not). He even said he suspected they would.

-decided to help Ichigo become stronger, not knowing what would happen

-risked Orihime finding someway to use her power against him (okay this has become more of a headcanon. I like to think he was curious to see if she would actually try to erase Hogyoku).

-furthermore he pits Ichigo against his Espada, not knowing who the victor will be, made 0 effort to keep Ichigo alive.

-completely went power mad and off guard after evolving. He arguably had to have some of those qualities before fusing.

-fought Yhwach with 0 guarantee of success. Put himself in extreme mortal peril to defeat him. Sure it was becoming a very "do or die" situation but it doesnt feel out of character

(Notice how None of his risks went wrong until Ichigo)

There's probably some more things I'm not thinking of.

I was thinking about how Aizen comes across very "a man with nothing to lose". It really matches up with who he is. He has mastered all his powers and there's nothing left because he feels no connection to those around him, no sense of purpose or love or comraderie. It must drive him insane, and make him lose some regard for his own safety, in some sense. So he decides he will keep reaching higher because what else is there. If he cannot be like anyone else, he must go above them. He thinks the current system is fuckin BS but he can't tell anyone because it's illegal to even question the status quo lol. It's almost like fate to him.

But deep down he still wants to fall, wants to fit in like Stark did, wants his own hubris to knock him down like Icarus reaching for the sun. He wants one of these gambles to catch up with him deep down. It's like a fantasy. And he knows it.

#character contradictions are my crack #sosuke aizen #ichigo kurosaki #bleach #character analysis

[rwac96]

Crossover Crackship Meme: Jangiku/Ash Knight/Aratsumoto/Amplified Ashes

RANGIKU MATSUMOTO - BLEACH

X

JAUNE ARC - RWBY

#meme #memes #meme post #crossover #crossover ship #crossover crack ship #crossover crack ship meme #bleach #rwby #jaune arc #rangiku matsumoto #jangiku #ash knight #aratsumoto #amplified ashes

[iamumbra195]

Random Incorrect Quotes and Vibes from the Bleach AU I will probably never write (Rukia is killed by Aizen and them in the SS arc)

----

Ichigo: *feral teenager with slightly cat-like tendencies because of his hollow*

Shinji: 

Sakanade in his head: M I N E

...

Shinji: *explaining the inner hollow and everything that happened with Aizen and how they trained their hollows*

Ichigo: *a nerd who likes literarture and knows exactly what werewolves are*

Ichigo: Can I say something--

Shinji: *has questioned his reality more than once because of this kid’s weird questions* NO--

...

Ichigo: *goes to his inner world to see why the fuck Shiro is constantly screaming in his ear*

Shiro: *leaning over his body omniously with his big smile because he has been seperated from Ichigo for so long and this is the first time they’ve interacted without Old Man Zangetsu getting in the way so he’s happy*

Ichigo: wtfwtfwtf--

...

Shiro: *a feral tiny cat that likes to fight too much*

Sakanade: *a feral big cat the puts him in air jail*

Benihime: *the sadistic instigator*

....

Karin: *snooping through Ichigo’s room because she’s worried and finds Rukia’s asauchi*

Karin: *touching Rukia’s sword after Ichigo told her what happened and feeling a weird jolt or reiatsuand urge to keep it*

Ichigo: *who felt the reiatsu* ...

Karin:...

Karin: I have been CHOSEN--

Ichigo: NO--

...

Ichigo: What do you have there?

Karin: A Zanpakuto!

Ichigo: NO!

...

Karin: *facing a hollow while Ichigo was at the SS and losing*

Kangetsu (her Zanpakuto): cAN YoU hEAr mE?

...

Hitsugaya: *looks vaguely like her Zanpakuto spirit*

Karin: *softly* Holy shit

...

Ichigo: Goodnight moon.

Ichigo: Goodnight tree. Ichigo: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.

...

Karin: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Isshin: *Joking* Not if they consent to it

Ichigo: *Serious* Depends on who you’re stabbing

Yuzu: *the one sane non-soul reaper in the family* YES?!

...

Ichigo: *walking into his room* Hello people who do not live here

Renji: Hey

Ikkaku: Hi

Yumichika: Hello

Rangiku: Hey!

Ichigo: You’re only supposed to come here for emergencies!

Renji: We were out of Doritos *they’re on a mission, he’s just fucking with him*

...

Orihime: I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name hime?

Ishida: *scared of snakes* You did WHAT--

Ichigo: William Snakespeare

...

Renji: *while they were going to save Rukia* This is such a bad idea

Ichigo: Then why are you coming along?

Renji: One of us needs to be able to talk the Gotei out of arresting us when this goes wrong

...

Ichigo: Do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Ishida: You’re a hazard to society

Renji: And a coward. Do twenty

...

Orihime: If I were a drink, I’d be a strawberry vanilla coke. If you were a drink, what would you be?

Ichigo: Bleach (PUN FULLY INTENDED XD)

Keigo: *he found out ichigo and Chad didn’t fail like him* Sewage

Orihime: *concern*

Tatsuki: Calm down edgelords

...

Okay, that’s it

Some of these were canon, some of these were just random shit from my fic that i might never write

#bleach #incorrect bleach quotes #ichigo kurosaki #hollow ichigo #renji abarai #shinji hirako #karin kurosaki #isshin kurosaki #yuzu kurosaki #uryu ishida #orihime inoue #kisuke urahara #asano keigo #tatsuki arisawa #soul reapers #gotei 13 #crack

[mediumsizedpidegon]

the inherent comedy of aizen trying so hard and committing so many atrocities to become god, only to fail, when orihime is right there. with everything he wants. literally rubbing salt into the wound.

This 100% human teenager has earthshaking powers which can bend reality like silly putty, and she has forsaken the horrific violence and divine wrath she is capable of and instead chosen to "limit" herself to healing and shields. did she work to gain these powers? No! She's worked to hone them, yes, but not gain them. Her powers just. happened to her.

if i was aizen i would COMBUST from rage.

#bleach #i'm gonna crack a rib from laughing #inoue orihime #sosuke aizen #local student capable of killing god and taking his place: chooses not to because she's a pacifist #aizen is SEETHING. he is so so jealous. ichigo who? ORIHIME is his archnemesis #i love ichigo i promise but. there is an explanation for why he's such a freak of nature. there is NO SUCH explanation for inoue orihime #my posts

[1ncorrectbleach]

This is them in a nutshell

Original video credit to @sweeterevenge on tiktok

#bleach crack #bleach anime #incorrectbleach #incorrect bleach #bleach #orihime inoue #orihime #tatsuki arisawa #tatsuki #orihime x tatsuki #tiktok #garlic #garlic bread #funny

[givehimthemedicine]

ok so Satan's Baby (the explosives) killed the flesh monster by giving Eleven ("Satan's" baby) time to kill the flesh monster by giving Joyce time to use the keys to explode the machine (aka "the key") that was keeping the gate open and the flesh monster alive so Lucas and Max were both right [waterbed water guy voice]

and El is a key/explosive device with which someone was pregnant after being cracked open and glued ba[gets shot]

bonus: you are like Papa

#observation room. head in hands. call 911 they're killing me #mothergate is just a crack theory right. right?? #can i be pregananant??? #👹👶🧨🫃 #we're mixing analogies like ammonia and bleach but so are they kinda #truly where does one end a post like this when everything relates to everything else #me obsessively rearranging the order of these screenshots as if there's a way it's coherent to more than 4 people #analysis #givehimthemedicine analysis

[bombomderps]

Year of the dragon!

Based on toshiro's beyond bankai form from BBS ♡

#hitsukarin BLEACH_anime TYBW bleach toshirohitsugaya 日番谷冬獅郎 fanart manga bleachmanga karinkurosaki crackship mangaart #hitsukarin #bleach tybw #hitsugaya toshiro #karin kurosaki #bleach #bleachmonday #crack ship #all the ships are sailing #fanart #bleachtybw #bleach brave souls #beyondbankai

[madmanwonder]

Crossover Crack Ship: JauOri/Shielding Arc/Amplifier Healer

Jaune Arc:

Orihime Inoue:

#my post #rwby #bleach #jaune arc #orihime inoue #JauOri #shielding arc #amplifier healer #shipping post #crossover au #meme post #crossover crack ship meme #crossover crack ship #crossover ship

[3-aem]

im gonna bleach my hair platinum again and nobody dare say its bc of gj its bc of mental illness get it right

#delete later #u draw one man for several years and what suddenly a whole coping mechanism is just OFF LIMITS #HE DOESNT HAVE A MONOPOLY OVER WHITE HAIR I WAS THERE FIRST #SHAKES THE PHOTO OF ME IN 2018 IN FRONT OF U #k even if i cant bleach it i am like probably gonna crack and just lop the whole chunk of it off my head #hair holds memories meme but these memories gotta GO

[garbashedump]

what if they were human?

kay kay kay so i was thinking what would the bugs loook like if they we in a human form or like in a disguse similar to scrabby and this is what i got:

I was also thinking hmm.... well beetles are one of the most diverse species in the world and literally I watched a video talking about how they collected beetles for a sample in the wild and out of those beetles they discovered 7 new species. Soooooo I was like what if they were different races instead?

honestly, I'd be so funny bc of how Scrabby is ginger and he just starts singing the Animaniacs song if someone asks his race

its literally just this lol

also I did as much research as I could ofc :p

Also one with the pink/green eyes (Popstar) belongs to @chaosaliien and the one with purple eyes (Stella) belongs to @liqu3d

#uhh here are their races if you're interested #moonfly is black #Jacob is Brazillian #Frost is middle eastern #Node is asian with curly hair from Prism #Stella is light skinned #like damn she in the mood #iv'e never seen men become so zesty in my entire life the way they act when ice spice comes on #stella ice spice FR LMAO #IVE TESTED MY HYPOTHESIS #THEORY? CONFIRMED. #god damn Jacob the definition of testosterone #when i tell you how clever i felt making Jacobs cracks as scars on his face #i might've done a bad job but jacob has bleached hair thats overgrownnnn so yeahhh #honestly i love chracters with vililigo they're actually so pretty #they have constellations on their face what is more mystical than that? #WHEN I TELL YOU I HAD 👏 TO 👏 TRUST 👏 THE 👏 PROCESS 👏 WITH 👏 THE 👏 VITILIGO 👏 #white pen ink is very tasty i def recommend /j #diffrent face shapes lessss goooooooooooooooooooooo #ain't no way somebody reading all this shiii #ok ik ik ill stop writing becoming president of yappersville rn #lawful joke fanart #lawful joke #lawful joke fankids

[kingofanemptyworld]

someone (not me) should really consider writing a grimmichi sports fic. and I don’t even necessarily mean a full-on, serious au where they go through the trials and tribulations of high school baseball or something. I was thinking more like a crack fic where someone within soul society has the brilliant idea to have the shinigami, visoreds, and remaining arrancar bond via a series of friendly games.

the key point is that ichigo switches between the teams constantly because he’s, y’know, the weirdest hybrid to ever exist and more practically a good analogue for peace between the three worlds.

they do the works. baseball, volleyball, basketball, soccer/football. someone jokingly suggests fencing and ichigo nearly gets a foil through his eye because grimmjow is, of course, still trying to murder him whenever they’re matched up against each other (and also usually even when they’re on the same team). nel originally wants to be a cheerleader but then she tags in for someone and realizes she is actually very competitive when the stakes aren’t life and death. rukia nails grimmjow in the face with every ball she gets her hands on (as payback for the whole skewering incident when they first met). the eleventh division is hilariously bad at any sort of team play (kenpachi has to be banned entirely). harribel is long-suffering but turns out to be nearly as competitive as nel.

and ichigo and grimmjow fall in love 🧡💙

(look, something about being perfectly in sync when they’re playing together just really gets to them, okay? grimmjow realizes he can enjoy himself and prove he’s better than everyone else without eviscerating anyone, ichigo likes how grimmjow looks in the soccer shorts, it’s a whole thing)

#king’s court #bleach #grimmichi #grimmjow jaegerjaquez #kurosaki ichigo #ichigo kurosaki #okay look this is basically the good will event from jjk #y’know. jujutsu koshien #and I would try to write this but crack is not my forte #I’m so amused by the imagery of all these people trying to surreptitiously cheat using their powers too #which goes better for the arrancar than the shinigami until someone’s light bulb goes off and they start using kido #okay I’ll shut up about this now