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gojuo · 10 months
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YOU KNOW GEGE IF YOU'RE THAT IN LOVE WITH TOJI YOU CAN JUST BRING HIM BACK TO LIFE YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT ?
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busyvampire · 1 year
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and she’s still my babygirl, ofc...  *plays "I Love You, Baby" by Frank Sinatra* gorgeous template by heladios
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attractthecrows · 2 months
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being haunted by your oc's stories and also anxious about anyone else seeing them and also desperate for interaction on the topic is. well it's not great
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bigender2 · 9 months
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im bitching. hes bitching. theyre bitching. were bitching. bitch bitch bitch bitch funny funny funny funny
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angellbutt · 24 days
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Is it very narcissistic to say I am the blue print
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gaybox · 5 months
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dream karaoke song tbh
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lone1nmycastl3 · 7 months
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could be us u stupid bittch
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fieldofpain · 1 year
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Art Nouveau room at the Met, 2023
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Stutttering Keyboard
Just so you all know, my keyboard occasionally spits out or repeats the letter t.
Love how its listening to me now when I’ve got something tto prove.
Yea that’s right bitch, listen to mommy.
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dammekblog · 2 years
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erm herm herm whatt iff tthis blog is run by an inttrojectt now huh whattcha gonna do
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ot3 · 1 year
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hey while youre drunk can u say why you dont like dimitri
literally its just that hes not funny. hes not serving any cunt at all. hes having so much manpain i can stand it. no self awareness no fun nothing at all enjoyable about this. if youre the kind of bittch who is into 1. greasy men and 2. stuff that self identifies as 'angst' then im sure dimitris hits. but im into neither of that.
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goatedgreen · 7 months
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i am literally so ooooo fucking sick and tired of my family assigning all of MY interests to my cousin... just because he is a teenage boy.
when pokemon go came out he got endless pokemon themed gifts despite the fact i had been avidly talking about pokemon for YEARS prior.
when he got into minecraft they always assigned it to being his interest despite the fact i have been playing that game since before he could read, and they literally WATCHED ME TEACH HIM HOW TO PLAY.
and just now i was asking my mum like "oh what should i get him for his birthday? what do 13 yr old boys like?" and she was like "what about ninja turtles!!" ... BITTCH. THATS MY INTEREST. THATS MY INTEREST THAT HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE (despite my best efforts)
and like. tthere are so many other, TINY, examples just like that. its obviously not my cousins fault, and from what i can tell he is the only person in my family who doesnt do tthis, and in fact constantly asks me for my advice and opinions on his interests but like.. idk im just sick of everything about my personality being made into HIS personality as a priority just because they view him as the "target demographic" for those things.
WHETEVRRRRR
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the-arcade-doctor · 7 months
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I'm back bittch.
Bend over and let me r@pe you.
-@donkeybro
lmao nah m8
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countrymusiclover · 10 months
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9 - Mystic Falls Tradition
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Part 10
Family is More than Blood
@secretdreamlandmentality
Raelyn’s pov
Entering the mansion we had dropped our kids back off at school. Yet when Klaus and I sat our bags down in the entrance I halted in my tracks seeing Josie and Lizzie standing at the end of the stairs. “Hey Saltzman, what's going on?” I questioned shifting my gaze between the pair.
“We were thinking that since our mom is busy with recruiting work. We should plan a baby shower or something.” Lizzie said putting her hands together in front of her.
Tucking hair behind my ear I sighed towards the blonde. “Oh Lizzie. That’s sweet but you don’t have to do that. After all this is our fifth kid not our first.”
“Yeah but we feel like we should do something for you and uncle Klaus.” Josie replied.
Klaus tapped me on the shoulder making me glance back at him seeing that there was a guy with a clipboard standing in the doorway. Walking outside with him my husband asked him confused. “What do you need, mate. We didn’t order anything.”
“I have tables, flowers, chairs and a helium tank.” The guy explained holding out the clipboard.
Knitting my brows together in confusion I gasped eyeing my husband knowing he would pick up on what that stuff could be for. “Oh my gosh. Alaric Saltzman forgot about the Miss Mystic Falls Pageant.”
“I’ll fix this.” Klaus stomped forward grabbing the man by his shoulder compelling him since no humans in this town knew what vervain was like they used too. “Follow these two girls and you will find the man who you will require his signature. Go on.”
The man left the mansion where I turned to the twins. “Okay so it looks like we have to pretend to not be supernatural for a day. We’ll meet you at the school in a few minutes.”
“Okay let’s go.” Josie nodded to her twin with her and Lizzie leaving us alone. Klaus and I made our way back to the school seeing that Lizzie already had everyone on tasks of what to do. In that moment it was clear she took after Caroline more than she did her bio mother Jo. It made me happy to think that Josie at least took after my late cousin in some ways.
Lizzie glanced in our direction telling us to follow her inside an office room. Klaus and I entered behind her seeing that Joise, Hope, Missy and Alina were also waiting to see what she had to say when she shut the door with her foot in a huff. “I am withdrawing from Miss Mystic Falls. Effective immediately.”
Hope rolled her eyes. “I thought you had something important to tell us.”
Josie made a confused face at her twin. “Okay, wait, why are you quitting?”
“A personal issue with one of the judges. A direct result of that bittch Dana's sabotage.” Lizzie sighed, sitting down at the desk.
Hope slumped her shoulders. “She's dead, Lizzie.”
“Correction: that dead bitch Dana's sabotage. Costing me the crown from beyond the grave.” The blonde siopon changed her wording, shifting her gaze between my three daughters. “The head judge is her mother. The town pharmacist. There is always next year for me. But that does not mean that we here at the Salvatore School shouldn't bring home the title and stick it to those townies. So, I have studied all of the stats and advanced metrics, and I have chosen a replacement. Hope Mikaelson.”
Alina crossed her arms over her chest scowling at her answer. “Wait a second. What if me or Missy wanted to compete. Are you saying that we would have to go against our own sister?”
“I don’t see a problem with having more than one Mikaelson compete for the crown. It should be fun and plus it would give the Salvatore School a stronger chance of winning for once.” I didn’t see a problem with it turning towards my daughters. “If either of you wants to enter, go right ahead.”
Klaus intertwined his hands together behind his back leaving the room with me following his heels. “You’re mother is right. The Mikaelson family was here long before any of the founding families anyhow. So let’s take it to these townies.”
The door behind us opened and shut with me watching Missy walk past us and go up to Ethan who had just got here. “Hmm I wonder when she’ll introduce us to him?” I mumbled more to myself than to my husband leaving the pair alone to talk.
Leaving Lizzie to do whatever she was going to do with Hope I heard someone call my name running down the stairs grinning at me. “M & M!”
Missy’s pov
“Ethan, what are you doing here?” I chuckled, not expecting to see him here today.
He playfully hit me on the arm. “My mom got the sheriff job so it looks like we’ll see each other more often. So we might be able to have another date after all.”
“Why did you call me M & M? I thought I told you to call me Missy.” I asked, tilting my head slightly.
He sent me a cheeky smile gesturing down the hallway near us. “I just thought it would be a cute superhero name for you. Uh…would you be up to showing me around?”
“Absolutely.” Turning on my heels we started walking down the hallway until I recognized a boy with dirty blonde hair coming towards us. “Roman, why are you here!”
"Dr. Saltzman called me to come help out.." He paused, staring at Ethan knowing I could hear his heartbeat just like he could. "I was hoping I could talk with you and Alina privately for a second."
Clutching my hands into fists I felt the veins beginning to appear underneath my eyes until I managed to shake it off. "Fine…Ethan I'll be right back."
Roman and I made our way away from the human boy knowing that he wouldn't be able to hear what we were saying now. Shoving my hands in the belt loops of my jeans I kept my eyes gaze focused forward letting silence fill the hallways until we were outside searching for the old mill building. "Missy, I just feel like I need to apologize for what happened. I was an idiot to not see what my mother was really trying to do."
"Roman, what do you want from me? Cause if you want me and Alina to forgive you that can't happen." Raising my hands towards the vampire I cut him off.
He shook his head dropping his shoulders heavily. "I know that. I just…I don’t know what I expect from you. I thought you'd be angry and want me dead or something."
"Oh at first, yes. But it's been two years and I have to just adjust with what happened to me…" I sucked in a breath feeling some tears coming up. Covering my ears with my hands I suddenly snapped back at him. "You know why am I fighting this anymore. Do you know what it feels like for me to finally start liking guys only to have to not let him get close because I want to sink my fangs into his neck and possibly kill him!"
"I…I am so sorry even if you won’t accept my apology. I am sorry, Missy. I never would have wished you for you to become a vampire." Roman sheepishly admitted before he lifted his head up hearing some laughter in the distance. "Do you hear that?"
Lifting my hair up from my left ear I recognized my sister and Jackson's voices. "They're this way, let's go." Vamping away from Roman he followed my trail shortly afterwards.
Inside the old mill building Jackson and Alina were practicing the dance outside of the rehearsal room back at the school where everyone else was. Jackson gently pushed his wife away from him, throwing his hands up. "This is ridiculous, Lina. Our wedding dance wasn't this complicated."
"Come on, Jack. I know it seems stupid. But I want to give this a try." She slumped her shoulders putting her hands into the pockets of her dark orange jacket.
He ran a hand through his black curls offering his other hand to her. "Fine. I just think we would have a lot more fun running through the woods in our wolf forms. Since we aren't bound by the full moon anymore."
"I'll make it up to you later…someone’s here." Alina leans forward about to kiss him until she could sense that someone was there watching them which revealed Missy and Roman walking into the room.
Roman barely could get a word out before my sister ran forward shoving the vampire against a wooden post. "Alina, I know you'll be angry with me. But I-"
"You what killer. You've got nothing to say that will ever fix what your mother made me do.!" My twin sister wrapped her hand around his throat holding him up against the pillar.
I took a step towards her with Jackson standing at my side. "Alina, don't kill him."
"He's already dead, sister. But you have nothing to say that will make me forget being forced to kill my own sister…and there's nothing stopping me from tearing your heart from your chest right now!" Alina flashed her werewolf eyes pushing her other hand harshly against his chest but not inside just yet.
Roman couched feeling her fingernails tightening. “Alina…”
For a moment I thought she would kill her but she drew her hands away letting the vampire collapse to the ground. “You’re not worth it. Even after I did kill you it would only feel good for a brief second. Just know that if I see you again you might not be safe from desiccating in a cave for another 900 years!”
“Alina…” Jackson reached to touch her shoulder knowing that she was fiercely angry right now.
She huffed trying to calm herself down walking down toward the school. “Come on, Jack. We need to get ready for the Padgett.” Roman who was catching his breath stayed with me before I vamped off going to find Ethan.
Klaus and I were upstairs getting ready in one of the other bedrooms that no one was using for the time being. Pushing dresses back and forth I couldn’t find one that I liked or that would fit since my stomach had started growing now. “Still looking for a dress, Rae. How about you take one from the past as an option?”
Raelyn’s pov
“Klaus, what are you talking about…you kept that dress. It was strained in blood and torn.” I covered my mouth with my hands recognizing him holding a golden dress in his hands. The dress was the exact one I wore when I first met Mikael but it looked brand new.
Klaus handed it to me while I eyed him up and down seeing he was simply a black suit and white shirt with no tie for tonight. “I had some dress store fix it. It will fit perfectly against your growing stomach too.”
“Thank you, Nik. You always know what I need.” Kissing his cheek he smiled watching me slip the dress back on in front of him. Leaving my hair loose I take his hand sending him a grin placing my hand other on my belly. “We’ll have to start thinking of baby names though at some point.”
“Don’t worry we will find the perfect name for this prince or princess soon enough. Let’s go deal with this dance.” He nodded in agreement, kissing the crown of my head leading me down the hallway until we got downstairs seeing the entire room with our students and the others were the normal humans of the town.
The whole dance had gone pretty well for the most part. Klaus and I intertwined hands together getting close, joining in with the girls that were competing, not caring about the judges watching us. While he spun me around and back into his chest I caught Josie saying something angry at her sister. “What about your sister's feelings?”
“What are they fighting about?” Hope asked Roman who had stepped in after Landon bailed.
The curly haired vampire didn’t answer her. “Who knows? It's always something with those girls.”
She demanded of him while they kept dancing. “I know you can hear them. Tell me.”
Josie raised her voice. “Do you know how good it would feel to actually be competing? In Mom's dress? Did you even consider how Hope would feel wearing it?” Shifting my gaze over to our eldest daughter I noticed that she was wearing a light blue dress that I remember he had given Caroline when she came to the Mikaelson’s ball.
“She looks fantastic. She should feel amazing.” Lizzie was watching Hope just like we were.
Josie scoffed. “Will she still feel amazing when she learns where it came from?”
Roman shook his head eyeing the dress the girl he was dancing with was wearing. “It's silly. Sibling rivalry stuff, about the dress you're wearing.”
Hope asked him. “What about it?”
Klaus finally turned his attention to the siphon twins listening in on the conversation that I was hearing. Lizzie asked his sister, slumping her shoulders. “What do you mean, where it came from? It was a gift from some guy who used to be close with Mom.”
Josie finally left the room shifting her gaze directly at me and Klaus. “From Klaus Mikaelson, Lizzie. Hope's dad.”
Squeezing Klaus’s hand in mine his blue eyes met mine with us both hearing Roman tell Hooe where the dress was actually from. “Your father gave it to her. “
“My dad chose this dress?” Hope chuckled through a gasp grinning brightly at us before a spotlight went on her and the judges had said that she had won the competition.
Focusing my attention back on my husband an idea popped in my head when we needed to think of baby names for our fifth child. He tilted his head to the side knowing I was thinking of something. “What’s running through that head of yours now, Raelyn?”
“What if we named our son or daughter after a Disney character hmm. I don’t know if that sounds odd or not given that you didn’t grow up watching them on tv.” I shrugged my shoulders, giving him some hopeful puppy dog eyes waiting for his answer.
Klaus leans forward gently kissing me not caring who saw us. “I told you that every king needs an heir. You have my heart and you can do whatever you wish. Especially when it comes to naming our children. I’ll love baby number five no matter what. Just as much as I love you, Rae.”
“I love you very much too, Nik.” I responded wrapping my arms around his neck drawing him in for a kiss. He wrapped his arms around my waist tugging me against his chest enjoying the kiss like we always did with one another.
Comments really appreciated ❤️
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I love you. you bittch /affectionate
you called me Cyrus and I'm crying and I love you/p
hehehhehe :3 dude cyrus tori and thalia are all such cool names you got amazing taste
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Bittch I weighted myself and it’s 194.8!!!! I’m out of the 200s!!!!
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