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chronicallycrow · 3 years

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Do Triangles Even /Have/ Souls?

Prompt: Prompt: Written on you is a badly worded description of how you’ll meet your soulmate (Ex. Reality: Meet in coffee shop spill drink- - > Description: “You’ll meet in a place of high energy and it’ll be hot”)

Ship: (Human) Bill Cipher x Reader

Word Count: 1931

Fandom: Gravity Falls

TW: Swearing, and lots of it, Slapping, Bill- Just. In general.

Summary: You have been looking for your soulmate throughout every life. You are- Extremely pissed when you find out who it is.

Every. Goddamn. Life. You came into existence, and had one- one phrase on your wrist. “Shape. Smack. Love.” In Every. God. Damn. Life. What the actual hell did that mean?! Sure- They were supposed to be vague. But shape smack love?! What in the actual fuck?! You were getting really fucking tired of not finding your soulmate and having this happen in every. Fucking. Life. Who the hell was your soulmate?! Some immortal god?!

Now, unrelated to your soulmate issues, you were currently driving down a foreboding looking road. It was starting to get dark- But you swore you saw something- A Wendigo, to be specific. You would swear to whoever would listen that you did indeed see it, and you needed to find out where it was going. Danger and chaos was always a strong suit of yours, why stop it from being so now?

Finally, coming down the road, you saw a sign that read “Gravity Falls.” Weird. You didn't see it on any maps. Nontheless you drove into the town. It was beginning to get dark, and you were falling tired. Mayhaps some food or a goodnight's rest would help. You pulled into a small diner- Greasy's Diner- And got out of your car, heading in. You got yourself situated and began to look over the menu.

A woman came up with a pen and paper-pad. “Hey there! Are you ready to order?” You looked up to her, noticing an eye that seemed to stay close. “Uhm- Yes, I'm ready to order.” You stated politely, telling her your order. “I'll get that for ya.” She walked off to get your food, and you sat there. You looked over your wrist again, sighing at the phrase. It annoyed you so much. You ran your hand over it, almost like it was pen ink, and if you did it enough it would be off of your body.

After a few minutes the woman came back and set your food down. “I haven't seen you around here, new to town or something?” She asked, smiling. You shook your head as you began to eat- Swallowing before yous spoke, of course. “No, I- Thought I saw something, and I followed it into this town.” You stated with a shrug, though added a murmur of, “I think I lost it, though.. Damn thing.” “Do you need a place to stay?” She asked. You looked at her, then sighed and nodded. “I think so. The closest inns seem… Pretty far away.” “I run a bed and breakfast! Right near the diner!” She announced. “Oh- That's- Lovely! I'll definitely check in after I finish eating, thank you!” She smiled at you and nodded, then walked off to take the next person in's order.

After you finished eating you checked into the bed and breakfast. It was rather nice- Calm and homey. You sat on the bed and let out a sigh. You were still mad at yourself for losing trail of the Wendigo. You moved your arms up, cracking them gently, before changing into some more sleep appropriate clothing. You laid down on the bed- Rather warm, it was nice- And fell into a deep sleep.

His eyes opened. What the hell? He got up and looked around- What? He didn't think he could do this anymore? He tried to move around- It was slow. He wasn't in his body- Well, he was, but not his old body. He hated this. He hated this body. “Maann, this looks a lot like Pinetree's! Way too vacant!” He stated, throwing his arms behind his head. Usually his life was chaos filled- He liked it that way. This was too… Calm.

“Seem familiar, Cipher?” The voice came from all around. He knew that voice. He hated that voice. “What do you want, you- you- you- Gill face!” Nice comeback. “And what is this writing on my arm?!” Ignoring the first accusation- Though it was more of a statement then a question, the Axolotl responded, swimming slowly around Bill. “It's always been there.” They stated simply. “No it hasn't!” He replied, clearly annoyed. “It's never been there!” There came this long sigh- Though it came from everywhere. It sounded- Tired. “Your arms were black before. You could not read the script on them, it blended in.” They stated simply.

“What does it mean?!” He yelled, though moreso into the void than at the Axolotl. “That is for you to find out.” They stated. He let out this long groan. He was usually the one giving vague answers to annoy people! Why were they doing it?! And why was he cursed with this stupid meat-sack?! “That,” The Axolotl started, “Was not of my doing.” And that was all they said, as they faded out after finishing their sentence. He let out a long, annoyed groan again. He could feel the end of the dream coming- He'd gotten used to this in his other form. But this was his dream, and that felt wrong. “I NEED ANSWERS!” He yelled- Though this it really was into the void- As he began to wake up.

You woke up and rubbed your eyes, yawning softly. It took you a moment to adjust to the surroundings and get your grounding about why you were here- And, of course, when you did, you were rather annoyed to remember your near-catch of a Wendigo, and it disappearing as you came into the strange town you were in now- Yes, Gravity Falls. The one that wasn't on any map.

You gathered your things and checked out, then got a quick breakfast. You then went out to face the day, deciding you might as well do some touring while you were here. Something fun would be great, right? Rid your mind of your failed attempt at finding a chaos monster and give you something to do. And that, of course, led you right to the chaos monster you'd been looking for your whole existence.

As you looked around you found your way to a building with signs everywhere labeled “Mystery Shack!” and “Come here!” in arrow shapes. Something called the mystery shack was bound to be interesting, right? You decided so, and started up towards it. On your walk, however, you found something on the ground- A page. It seemed old, browning yet still faded with time. You picked it up, curious of it. The top of the page read, “BILL CIPHER” followed by a list of things that this supposed person- Triangle? As you read further on- Had done. Interesting.

You shoved the page into your pocket and walked into the Mystery Shack, and were immediately met by several weird looking, mashed together creatures, and things that were clearly overpriced and scam-worthy. You definitely weren't going to buy anything from here- But it couldn't hurt to look around, and that's exactly what you did. You looked around, muttering comments on the weird creatures- However, something else caught your eyes after a bit- Or, ears? Maybe?

Yelling. “STANFORD PINES!” The voice was a bit strained, and mad. “WHAT DOES SHAPE SMACK LOVE MEAN?!” That stopped you dead in your tracks. “I don't know what it means.” Came back an annoyed voice. Two people suddenly came out from a-- Vending machine? What the hell? One was an older man with greying hair who was wearing a beige trench coat. The other was a blond man, somewhat around your age. He looked rather dapper, to be fair. Nice sense of style at least. “AND WHY CAN'T I GET IT OFF?!” The blond one yelled. “Bill, I already told you, I don't know.” The other one- Stanford, you assumed- replied. He seemed tired, like he'd been asked this question all day. You'd assumed they hadn't noticed you, as you heard someone else- A gruffer sounding man- Comment, “Don't scare my customers off, Cipher.”

Cipher. Bill. Bill Cipher- And the phrase- Oh- Oh mother fucker. You'd been looking for your soulmate for ages now, through several lives- Only to find out it was some shady motherfucker who almost ended the world?! Oh fuck no! That was it! “CIPHER!” Oh, you were pissed. He turned towards you, raising an eyebrow with a cocky smile. “Yes?” “I've been looking for you my whole goddamn life-” The people in the shack were starting to stare now, and Stanford looked- Well- Unhappy, to say the least. “No, all of my goddamn lives only to find out your some INTERDIMENSIONAL ASSHOLE who almost ending the fucking WORLD?!” He liked the cockiness in this one. He put a hand on his hip, a smile on his face. “All of your lives?” “I can't fucking believe ANYONE would be FORCED to put up with YOU for all of ETERNITY! Let alone ME!!” You yelled, near stomping your foot.

“ALL I'VE FUCKING DONE IS LOOKED FOR YOU, AND YOU'RE A GODDAMN INTERDIMENSIONAL DEMON?!” “Was.” He corrected, though his tone was starting to drip. “YOU SON OF A BITCH DUMB MOTHERFUCKER!” And with that, despite the fact he was indefinitely your soulmate, you slapped him. Hard. And then you turned on your heel, letting out a loud yell. Bill put a hand on his cheek and stared at you as you left. Wow. You were amazing. Stanford peeked out of a corner, then let out a loud sigh. “Bill… Has a soulmate? How- How?” He then began to furiously write in one of his journals. Dipper- Who was upstairs before this whole mess started- Was also doing the same. Mabel was… Very excited to have someone else she knew had a soulmate in the house.

You glared one more time at Bill as you left the shack, and had a realization. Fuck. Fuck. This man was an asshole. You did NOT find him attractive! You saw him running after you, clearly infatuated. You began to full on sprint, not willing to have a conversation with this stupid demon you'd been searching for constantly. “Hey! HEEYY!!” He yelled after you. You let out a yell and tried to run faster, but fate had decided otherwise, and tripped you on a unburied tree root. “FUCK!” You screeched as you fell to the ground.

Bill nearly threw you up in the air as he got to you. “Hey! Hey!! Hey!!! DO THAT AGAIN!” He said, pointing to his face. “What the hell?!” You backed up a bit, but he had a pretty good grip on you. “And what does this mark mean?!” Clearly, you knew. You let out a frustrated sigh and attempted to push yourself away from Bill again. “It means we're soulmates.” You grumbled, glaring up at him. He tiled his head. “Soulmates?” “Out souls are connected, or something.” You groaned, finally getting out of his grasps. “I don't have a soul!” He stated. “Apparently you do.” You replied, moving away from him.

“I can't fucking believe you're my soulmate.” You crossed your arms. Bill came up behind you and wrapped his around you, pulling you close to his chest. “Hit me again! Hit me again!!” He cheered. “If you keep doing this I might punch you.” You grumbled. He let out a happy laugh, hugging you tighter. You let out a groan, throwing your head back and a bit into Bill. You hated to admit it, but you kind of enjoyed being stuck here in his arms. He had a nice presence. Fuck. You hated this- Well, you didn't, clearly. As for Bill, he was in love the moment you smacked him across the face. Guess “Shape. Smack. Love.” was true afterall.

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