#bible verse jumpscare

[buboloboogie]

"Just so, I tell you, there is joy before the angels of God over one sinner who repents." - Luke 15 : 10 ANYWAY I LOVE THEM  BAIIEEEE + I think this is how close ups work i have no idea.

#vashwood #vash #vash the stampede #wolfwood #nicolas d wolfwood #trigun #I FORGOT YOU DONT HAVE TO USE HASHTAGS #tumblr is new #hello #anyway #trigun stampede #trigun maximum #bible verse jumpscare #they are my everything #trigun fanart #trimax #vashwood week #bub's sillies

[bingobongobonko]

Huh

#spider video bible verse jumpscare #tw spiders

[toyourliking]

i forget sometimes that catholicism is a big thing in korea alsdfhgf

#jumpscared by a bible verse at the start of a movie

[dougielombax]

So…

Mister Manticore really said Matthew 6:22 Jumpscare?!

Alright….

I mean idk what I was expecting but…

HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!

Nearly gave me a fucking heart attack!!!!

Fucking Bible verses!!!!

#personal stuff #dougie rambles #mister manticore #the monument mythos #the nixonverse #analog horror #highbrow shitposting #shitpost #my poor attempt at a joke

[nalivaa]

Hey about your Yeshua name hc! It reminded me Jesus is called the Morning Star like Lucifer, so it would be funny if they named their kid after Jesus for all the other reasons you mentioned, not knowing that lore, and then a few years later they learn about it 🤣 Lucifer jumpscare

about this post

OH MY GOD YOU'RE RIGHT I'D FORGOTTEN ABOUT THAT LMAOOO

which is actually really funny because in the bible the term morning star is actually used more often for good things in comparison with the one time it is subtly used in order to make a reference to the devil

it's just fascinating to me how that one time eclipsed every other mention of it to the point lucifer is now used as the name for the devil when that's just,,, not really supported in the canon books? or at least not in the ones that are mostly accepted as canon

because it's not even directly about satan! those verses are actually about king nebuchadnezzar! they're talking about how he started thinking so highly of himself because of his own glory that he started to think his throne would be above god's. they're calling him 'shining one and son of the dawn' because he was one of, if not the, most powerful king at that time. that's kind of what lucifer actually means it's not supposed to be a name it's barely a title it was just,, a way to describe someone who had a lot of glory on his name

it does have a double meaning and it's generally agreed upon that it's also talking about the devil but there's almost no evidence to support that Heh·lelʹ or Lucifer was ever meant to be his name at all

so it's just!!! so interesting to me that it completely morphed into becoming his name in the general public knowledge that i completely forgot morning star also was used for jesus even knowing all of this akdjskdnksk

i'm so sorry this was meant to be about michael freaking out he indirectly named his kid after his brother on accident he'd be so mad about it he made all that research and For What >:(

adam wouldn't care as much but he would totally use it to complaint about how michael rejected like 85% of his list of names for not having the meaning and/or vibes he wanted for their kid's name aksjakks

#hey i got an ask #midam #supernatural #<- but like. barely #sorry i have a lot of biblical knowledge stored in my brain do you still think i'm cool :( #there was a post going around about what topic you could talk about for half an hour to save your life and this is mine #i know biblical lore that i learned at too early an age and i can now use to make a funny ask into a lesson i am so sorry #also take all this with a grain of salt i am talking merely from what i've read by myself and you know there's hardly a verse that doesn't #have at least four different interpretations lmao

[transkenobis]

the way muir uses bible verses in the locked tomb books genuinely makes me lightheaded👍i started nona the ninth today and i’m interested to see where all of the john verse chapters go but i am also very much still unwell about the ruth 1:17 jumpscare in gideon the ninth

#and also the john 20:13 jumpscare like man why are you using the exact same wording that the niv uses #matt speaks #tlt

[crazy56u]

Well, it’s Halloween, it’s raining, it feels like I’m starting to have chest congestion shit, and things aren’t exactly great all over. A distraction is welcome.

Okay Ben, you made it seven episodes so far, congratulations. Your prize is The Exorcist.

What if it turns out Ben leapt in the same day Sam was in Coventry?

The only good priests are from Baltimore. Big if true.

Addison, jump scares are to fiction what the dab is to modern society, knock it off.

Okay, this is less The Exorcist and more Clue.

Okay, two minutes in, Ziggy is talking about exorcisms, fuck me up buttercup?

“Water closet”. Okay, so, what, 1930s? That’s where we are?

“Exorcisms aren’t real.” Ben, you’re in the world of Quantum Leap. Ghosts, angels, Bigfoot, aliens, psychics and (according to Sam Beckett) telekinesis are real.

Seriously, that kid’s face scaring makes me think this legitimately is meant to be the world of The Exorcist.

And seven episodes in, we have our first cast of “Someone can see Ben as Ben”.

“The exorcist and the demon fight for the soul of the possessed.” TONIGHT, ON MONDAY NIGHT RAW-

“Okay, what now?” “You got a Bible. Get to Bibling.”

And now the hologram technology’s getting fucky. Tell all sign of real ghost shit.

And Addison is on mute.

JUMPSCARE

Oh no, the demon’s from Supernatural!

I half expected Ian to be hiding under a table.

And the cat people portion of the audience pop the fuck off.

“Sam Beckett believed God was guiding his leaps, and that telekinesis is real. That guy was fucked up.”

“Father? The Doctor’s here.” And then David Tennant enters the room-

Ben legitimately thought he was about to score drugs.

Okay, so there’s the rub: “Look, Mr. Priest, I’m a fucking doctor, let me healthcare the problem away.”

...you’re gonna fucking lobotomize the demon.

“Joan of Arc was only 17 when she lead the French army to victory.” Counterpoint: she probably had some form of seizure, and she was slightly mentally unstable, hence why she “heard” the voice of God. Ball’s in our court.

“The wall paper moved.” Well, given the pattern of the wallpaper, you probably were just tripping.

Okay, is this girl super versed in the Bible, or is the demon playing Dr. Jekyll?

“How is she?” “Possessed?”

Called it, 1930s.

“Look, it’s the Great Depression, here’s tequila. Get crunk, Father.”

Okay, now play Hot Cross Buns.

Ma’am, I’m from 2022, maybe stay away from Hollywood.

...is the plot twist going to be the mom boinked a demon?

“It’s locked!” Okay. Break it down.

And the body count begins!

“Look, Mr. Doctor, I’m from 2022, my medical knowledge outweighs yours.”

“To know is science.” So, if you know anything, you automatically know all the science ever.

“What a scoop! A corpse!”

Ian, stay away from a poker table. You have a shit poker face.

“Look, I think the solution to the ghost shit is Reddit.” “Ian, that is the most hateful thing you have ever said.”

“Never been a gin guy.” “Well, I drank all the tequila. Get fucked.”

“Are you a priest or a constable?” Okay, I’m starting to suspect you, now.

What is this fish eye warble vision

So, the Great Depression is the real antagonist here. The ghosts of bad economics and Hoover’s bullshit.

“I’ll go see her, I’m a doctor-” “Get fucked, bitch boy, it’s Father Priest’s turn.”

Uh oh, the demon’s channeling Donald Duck.

“The demon isn’t real.” Ben, you fucking balls of steel to fucking say that at this point in the fucking episode.

...is the demon now a gorilla?

THE CEILING IS OUT FOR REVENGE!

Okay, Ben screaming bloody murder before cutting to a calm room is literally the same as the Paul Rudd GIF: “OH SHIT! ... I’m fine.”

...why would you waste a fish in this economy?

“Gives new meaning to the term ‘red herring’.” If this were a sitcom, we would be rolling credits.

I love how they are trying to act like this is Scooby Doo shit, when we have seen multiple times that there’s proof that we are dealing with real fucking demons.

Okay, all this spooky shit is getting too much, time for a break.

And now Ben is talking to himself / the audience.

“I think I might have to actually try and perform an exorcism?” And the last horse crosses the finish line.

“Oh, wait, my reflection’s a priest, I can do this. Good talk.”

And the first step to any good exorcism? Gin.

And now we’re legitimately in The Exorcist.

I love to see how they try and explain away the floating girl.

Don’t lick your teeth like that, what the fuck is wrong with you

...is Ben now possessed?

Why is Ben in the White Hot Room

“Where am I?” In a coma. Wake up.

Get the fuck out of here, are you literally telling me this IS fucking Clue?! THEY HAVE BEEN TRIPPING THE FUCK OUT ON POISONED FOOD?!

"How did they kill Aunt Tessa?” With the hammer.

Okay, good, you solved the mystery, wake up now.

Ben, wakey wakey

This is now also fucking Scooby Doo.

“Father? How did it go?” “I am not afraid to kick all of your fucking asses right now.”

Uh oh, cake stab.

“Are you saying Mr. Charles was the killer?” Interesting how you are flip flopping between demons and real killers, ma’am.

Jim Something: Master of All Poison

[Annnnnnd there’s the first Christmas commercial I have seen this year. WAIT UNTIL THE DAY AFTER FUCKING THANKSGIVING, YOU ASSHOLES.]

“The Great Depression was... ...what they are calling this period of time, now.”

...so, are we gonna explain the face scars?

Okay, so, name of the game: Fake the girl’s death, first one to break character is the poisoner.

And now Ben is channeling every fake ghost detecting psychic person.

And now she’s channeling the Undertaker.

“OKAY, I ADMIT IT, I KILLED SOMEONE AND POISONED PEOPLE, BUT THERE’S REAL DEMONS HERE!”

And now all of the dirty laundry is coming out.

And now you made the girl cry. Eat shit.

Daisy has the patience of a saint. If I was Daisy, I would be flipping them all off.

“The exorcist wins.” I wish Ben pumped his fist after saying this...

Let me guess: Janis was piggybacking off of the Imaging Chamber, and that’s why it conked out?

CALLED IT

And Ben’s reward for surviving The Exorcist? Blur - Song 2

Stealing a car to escape military school. Only in America.

Final Thoughts: I hate how I predicted the Clue twist immediately. Other than that, 10/10.

#quantum leap #spoilers #o ye of little faith #the exorcist #supernatural #clue #the great depression #wwe raw #blur

[titsmasher69]

keep forgetting most linked universe fans are adults

I get jumpscared whenever I click their url and their bio is "christian 🙏 [insert bible verse here] god bless"

#no offense to Christians (im also Christian) but #u guys r so funny sometimes w the bible verses #also why put that ur christian who cares #sorry that sounds insensitive yk what i mean

[call-me-poncho]

I recently bought those Cariona washable pads that occasionally make the rounds on Tumblr. I've wanted to try something both more eco-friendly and better for my wallet for a while, but shit like the diva cup is more of a tampon-like thing, and I've never liked tampons.

So~ here's my review now that I've used them

I was shocked at how good these work. They're very absorbent, and I haven't had a leak or a stain once. In fact, they feel dryer and last longer in a day than normal pads have for me. I was expecting they'd be like. Gross or soaked after using one, but they're not- I haven't once had an issue with them being actually wet. They absorb and stay dry. Very impressive. They're also very soft and plush, so they're pretty comfortable. I really like the surface area of the overnight ones. They cover the perfect amount of space, I haven't had any accidental stains yet, and that's been an issue with normal pads before. Their wings are super wide. The way they stay in place is snapped, so the whole area around the normal pads gets covered by the wings, so no blood sneaking onto the sides of your underwear or, god forbid, your pants. They also wash super nicely- that was what I was the most worried about, but I just machine wash them cold, and it works perfectly, cleans it great. Low machine dry mostly dries them, they can sometimes remain wet, but it's nothing just airdrying overnight can't fix. Even after washes, they've stayed soft and absorbent, which is good!

My only complaints with the product itself are that 1) the dark color of the actual pad can sometimes make it unclear how full the pad is compared to a normal pad. This isn't that big of an issue; as I mentioned, I haven't once experienced them leaking on me, but it is still something to be aware of if you have a heavier flow. 2) They don't stay in place well. This is also something to be pretty expected. Since there's no adhesive, they can't really do that with something washable. I've been keeping my in place with literal masking tape and haven't had an issue yet. And 3) They can get warm on hot days since the fabric is sorta fuzzy. More noticeable if you're being active on a hot day- although being active in general didn't hamper the pad's performance at all.

The trial pack I bought had one of each size. Since they're washable, I haven't had any issues regarding the low amount of pads on hand. I just keep washing them every day. But I definitely want more so I don't have to keep washing them every day and can instead do a big load at the end of my cycle.

Finally: some important stuff to know about the company themselves- This is a company run by a Christian couple, and they kinda jumpscare you with it in a way I found to be pretty scummy. Now, I'm Christian myself, and I don't have an issue with the fact they're people of faith. But you should know that they donate 10% of their monthly gross sales to churches and missionaries.

I think it's a total dick move to basically hide that fact away in one corner of the website most people probably won't check (the about me that you can only find at the very bottom of the site), and then jumpscare a buyer with a bible verse on the second page of your cleaning guide. Most people won't even see the about me page before making a purchase. I know I didn't. It seems intentional.

If you go to their about page, they have links to ask them what churches or missionaries specifically they donate to, so there is transparency on that front. I just think they should've mentioned this on their home page, or move the about page to the main menu bar to make it as easy for customers to see as possible.

Also, despite being a Christian-run business, it's very trans-inclusive. They use inclusive language. You can even get pure black 'gender-neutral' pads if you're not a fan of your menstrual products having more feminine patterns.

TLDR; The pads themselves are super good. I would definitely recommend them. The business themselves are Christian and donate 10% of their funds to churches, so be aware and look into it if that's something that puts you on the fence.

#period #menstruation #just thought I'd share this for anyone who's also been thinking about trying something like this

[ryanthedemiboy]

I hate being jumpscared by Bible verses.

[Holds two middle fingers vertically and parallel to each other to ward off Bibles]

[startsbeatboxing]

forgot one of my friends is greek orthodox anyway bible verse jumpscare

#i saw it in faers instagram bio and was like what and then I Remembered #zia.og #zia.txt

[rib-ley-yiodskoui]

congratulations everhood composers, you “you mean gnomes?” song playing had the ability of giving me a very lucid chaotic dream about fighting the terraria devs after i find out of their new elementals update with a space shmup minigame against alien plantera wannabees because i fiddles with the worlds most bizzare piano highlights include:

-shitty attempt at one guy next to red to saw a dudes head off with a corner broken out of a window pane lying around

-hearing the song in the dream but as a midi of many very different instruments

-being able to feel my out of dream self in the dream at the same time as feeling myself in the dream -red spending 5 seconds per verse while singing songs from the book of psalms in a king james bible while sitting in a bathtub and acting melodramatic towards an unconcious person

-thinking i tuned the piano by turning two dials on the front face all the way and not realizing till i woke up that i only made it sound worse

-having my own mp3 player in my dream jumpscare me with a super blurry zoomed in image of a skeleton meme i saw that day and then proceed to possess my arm to beat up a terraria devs kneecaps for zero reason

-the amazing feeling of dragging myself through a tv screen like one of those horror movies before being overwhelmed by the feeling of being in two bodies at once

oh and i dont know why it was specifically against the terarria dev team, it just happened. half were mad i found out about the update early while the other half joined in on my kneecap beatings of said angry half of dev team

[lucifer-just-needs-a-hug]

Hey, dudes. I just watched the new video, I’m a tad bit dissociated, and I’ve spent way too long on a couple letters found on a whiteboard. Stay with me.

So, a little bit of background in case you missed it - at 10:53 in “The Scariest Level BY FAR in Five Nights at Freddy’s VR” Jack gets jumpscared by Mangle and doubles over to take a breather. During this time, you can see the letters YZXYZ LVR written on the whiteboard behind him. Cue me spending at least twenty minutes being way too invested.

The first step I took was to change them into alphabetical numbers: 

25, 26, 24, 25, 26    12, 22, 18.

My first thought was something to do with coordinates, but after checking, that turned out to be a dead end. So, I decided to look at the video titles posted on those days in May.

“There’s no going back now”

“They’re so scary up close”/“No… That’s not possible”

“You should watch this stream”/“Worst garden known to man”

“There’s no going back now”

“They’re so scary up close”/“No… That’s not possible”

“I’m the world’s worst police officer”

“Getting very scared”/“Help me, help you”

“A beautiful snake bus baby”

We seem to be getting somewhere, but the last one sort of ruins it.

Finally, here’s the two possible messages I was able to gather:

December 22, 2018 = Jack didn’t upload until the 30th/Final full moon of the year

Proverbs 26:24-25 New International Version (NIV)

24 

Enemies disguise themselves with their lips,

    but in their hearts they harbor deceit.

25 

Though their speech is charming, do not believe them,

    for seven abominations fill their hearts.

Obviously, being Jewish, I don’t tend to look at the bible when theorizing. But it sort of makes sense, right? The verse talks about somebody who can manipulate you into trusting them. And the date can have something to do with the moon.

If you see something I missed, or you want to add on to this, don’t hesitate to reblog and keep the chain going!

#jacksepticeye #jacksepticeye theory #antisepticeye

[courage-a-word-of-justice]

Angolmois 2 - 3 | BnHA 52 - 54 | Lord of Vermilion 1 | Angels of Death 2 | Cells at Work! 2 - 4 | Planet With 2 - 4 | Phantom in the Twilight 2 - 3 | Holmes of Kyoto 2 | Tsukumogami Kashimasu 1

The lineup isn’t set until Muhyo and Roji’s comes along later on...

Angolmois 2

Ah, I got that explanation of what “Angolmois” is from ANN earlier but now I see how they learnt it.

Someone on ANN showed me the way to a Wikipedia page…which says Sou Sukekuni will die and the Mongols will invade.

Kemari.

There’s something silly about how straightfaced everyone is about chucking Kuchii out…haha.

This mut be the period Kimetsu no Yaiba is set in…because that shiitake boy seems to be similar to Tanjiro (of that series).

“Ah, even the great Jinzaburou-dono is weak at the knees for a pretty princess”…at least, that’s a fairly cliched line if it’s coming from the mouths of one of the characters.

Dang, this man is too much of a shonen hero for a show involving chopping heads off enemies.

There’s a small spotted cat (?) on the roof of one of the houses (?).

“The older you are when you have children, the more you love them.” – Uh, and the more likely it is that they’ll have genetic abnormalities. Just sayin’…

Okay, so Gontarou is the one with the small black moustache. Got it.

The lines on the filter move with the camera! Yikes! That’s going to be a bit distracting…

Oh, Sou Sukekuni’s middle name means “on top of a horse” if I’m guessing the right kanji. That’s exacty where he is now.

I see…so that strategy (shooting arrows straight into the air) would require minimal training and not that much time to pass around verbally.

Uh, was it just me, or did some soldiers look like they were in CGI?

Oh, so Yajirou is the one in the purplish armour. Okay. Update: Nope, Umajirou is his name.

Welp, historical records said Sou Sukekuni  would die (like I said at the start of the episode). I just didn’t know it was going to be so soon.

BnHA 52

After a 1 week break, let’s get back into the fray!

I love this OP already! It’s much better than “I keep my ideals! Sorezore no jinsei (etc. etc.)…” at the very minimum already! (Peace Sign is my favourite BnHA OP, by the way, after listening to it a bunch on Spotify.) Interesting how you see Deku through Tooru though…

Iida’s waving in his usual way, I see…(LOL)

Interesting that they call their gyms “alpha”, “beta”, “gamma” etc. At least, that’s the assumption from seeing “gym gamma” in the subs.

The D in TDL stands for daidokoro (kitchen) in Japanese. Alternatively, it could refer to Tokyo Disneyland, which is why Deku refers to a certain mouse.

Ashido was so doing a Kamehameha…or a hadouken…one of them, anyway. I’m not that well-versed in Dragon Ball, y’know.

There’s something kind of sad about how All Might goes “I am here…because I didn’t have anything else to do today!” now that he no longer can retain that muscle form for too long.

“…ask an expert.” – Y’mean…Hatsume, right?

I…can’t believe I’m laughing at this stupid boob joke…(LOL…?)

“Likes: Steampunk” – I was reading a non-fiction book on steampunk and apparently the main appeal for some people is the ability to make everything yourself, as a form of “raging against materialism” and whatnot. Never thought I’d have to mention that in the commentary, but here we are.

Power Loader seems a tad small in comparison to Iida (and probably All Might as well), huh?

Wait…this powered suit…reminds me of a Gundam first and then Wallace’s pants next. *starts humming Wallace and Gromit theme tune*

I kind of read ahead because of my duties on the BnHA wiki, but Deku’s going to end up using a kicking move, right? Right?! The only thing better than a punching move is a kicking move!

I really like Long Hope Philia already…but what is a “philia”, though? Update: It’s the opposite of phobia. It means “brotherly love”.

Lord of Vermilion 1

Also known as “Dude of Red: The Red Dude”. According to the opinions I’ve seen around, this show is probably going to the drop pile, but on the offhand chance it does survive, I’ll have to probably put it on hold anyway…

There’s something funky about those designs…like someone tried too hard to be edgy with the red lines.

Where’d the bubbles come from? Oh wait, he trapped her in the big bubble and that’s how there are smaller bubbles…ohh. Okay.

“Cut the bullshit!” – Welp, you read my mind. How the heck did we get here???

…and Tokyo Tower. Just because we can go there too.

Why is Chiyu monologuing when she has a weapon pierced through her body???

Okay, why are these guys implying there’s a nationalist slant to all this?

Wait, explosion butterflies? C’mon, Buso Renkin did that better!

“A secret arrow. I see.” – For some…reason…I can’t stop myself from laughing! Hahaha, he’s been impaled in the eye and yet he says, “I see,” wahaha!...okay. I’m calm now.

Something tells me someone wasted Dude of Red: The Red Dude’s budget on the OP. Also, all of their storytelling ability went there too…

The ep title clearly ends in a ka, so it’s a question. It should be “Are Our Lives the Debt We Pay to Our Enemies?”, then.

Kote and men appear to be two different strikes in kendo, but also their strike areas...? I’m not sure…

C’mon, if the show started with the high frequency noise, then we wouldn’t have to have suffered through the in medias res segment going too long!

No wonder they call this Dude of Red: The Red Dude…this fog is very red!

“Don’t tell me you have amnesia.” – Oh, great. That’s at least the third amnesiac this season…Island, Planet With and now this! Update: Nope, it was jumping to conclusions…

Jokei…is there a Keijo Uni? (Not to be confused with the T & A sport.)…Nope, the closest thing I got was in Korea…

How do Chihiro and Kotetsu even know Kakihara, anyway?

LOL, somehow that was so chuuni. I feel like I want more but there’s too much of a talent gap between this and the other shows, so it’s going on hold.

Angels of Death 2

Hanebado went on hold since Dude of Red ranked above it.

Isaac Foster, huh? Is that Bandage Man’s name?

I swear the rainbow puke is the most colorful thing in this anime…

Lemme guess…this passage is from the Bible. The show’s holding my interest, it’s just that it’s kind of waning because Satsuriku no Tenshi has been getting some real bad talk all around and yet it’s pretty popular. At least, that’s according to Prattle…

The comedic beats seem out of line with the rest of the show. Like someone was trying too hard to make the show “mainstream”. I’m finally able to put my finger on what I think Satsuriku reminds me of now – it reminds me of The Dog Island, a much more relaxing game. Then again, this is because of all the talk about finding triggers – that game is all “find to complete quests”, so it’s easy to see how the comparison came about.

Gloves? Was someone here earlier?

From far away, the dots on the grave blueprint seem to be Chinese or Japanese, but up close…they’re just dots.

Alright, I get it already…*eyeroll* this is based on a game, Rachel’s said she’s going to die about 4 times already, this scene with the red background is a cutscene yada yada yada…

Oh. Y’know what? This reminds me of ol’ Nancy Drew CD-ROM games! I love those! Plus the banshee scare scene in one of them is poised like a huge jumpscare, that probably would make a better anime than this…

I headcanon Zack is ADHD or something of the sort.

Wellllllll…if there’s one thing I agree with this show on, it’s that suicide is bad.

“You can cry…or something, can’t you?” – Come to think of it, Rachel does come off as a bit of a Rei Ayanami sometimes.

How the heck is he dry enough to be tromping around like that in front of the graves when he just stood in water for so long??? Isn’t he drenched?

There’s something vaguely nostalgic about this show and yet I don’t think it’s good enough to keep on the commentary, so on hold it goes…

Cells at Work 2

Is it just me, or are the background characters CGI…? (Oh man, last time I complained about this was Tsukigakirei…that didn’t go down well, let’s just say that…)

This is a joke from Plyasm, but…don’t lewd the platelets!

It’s the Abyss from Made in Abyss!

There was a segment on the news about how deadly sepsis was recently, so…I’m kind of scared of that bacteria now…

I guess you never wanted to ask for WBC fighting a shark…well, it’s just as weird as Sharknado, only…it’s happening.

*sees “brachial artery”* - This particular RBC likes working near the lungs, huh?

I don’t think we’ve seen the eyecatch for this show before, so…that’s an interesting way of handling things.

Don’t tell me…it’s those adorable lil’ platelets, right??? This is an abrasion, they’ll surely come!

Von Willebrand factor.

The serious WBC made a joke! Amazing!

Planet With 2

I’m calling it now – secretary woman with green-blue hair is the real bad guy! (You can tell by the enthusiasm in my voice that it’s Epileptic Trees time!)

*cue cat faces and masks* - Imagine if they used that censorship in 18+ material…it would be a riot just to look at…

But blue-green haired lady, aren’t there 7 Nebula Soldiers???

…Oh, so that’s what happened to the money Takezo spent…haha.

Geesh, enough with the panties, Sensei…also, couldn’t Souya just go and nick some money, then use it to purchase some meat? Or just beg for food money or ask for an allowance or something in order to get real meat?

Hmm, come to think of it, most of the people have colours in their names – even Souya – but Sensei doesn’t and same with Hideo. But Hideo has the character for “wisdom” in his name and the character for “tiger”, which is the theme of his mecha.

Those meat buns are huge! The size of an adult’s palm! Then again, I’ve been having a bunch of meat buns for breakfast lately and they are that size…sorry, false alarm.

Oh my gosh, this pig Weapon’s even weirder than the bear one!

(muffled laughter in the background) – They wasted perfectly good art on a one-off gag about bean jam…not that I minded, of course, but…hahaha…

Phantom in the Twilight 2

The sign’s Tahoma font is…kind of awkward, actually. I thought that last episode, but haven’t said it in these notes until now.

“You’re such a lazy count.” – Hmm…now if someone removed one of the Os in that sentence…that would be a sketchy sentence indeed.

Notably, Luke’s surname is Bowen.

Toryu was a jiangshi. Called it!

There’s something on Ton’s phone that says “picture”, I’d presume it’s the Chinese and/or Japanese equivalent to the “Pictures” app or folder.

This guy with the glasses – Haysin, I think the guy with the partially-shaved head called him – looks like Chopin from Classicaloid…

To be honest, I’d never actually heard of vampires needing to be invited into places until Shiki came along, so this is only the second time I’ve witnessed it, so to speak.

Who knew a ghost was good enough to be a hacker in the modern age? (smirks with how inventive this is)

All that blue text is definitely not any coding language I know. In fact, it’s mostly gibberish…

Mhmm…a mingling of the supernatural with the technological. Me likey.

…What the heck did Ton just tackle?

Oh my gosh! I’m laughing so hard! A vampire doing karate! I love it!

Is this the beginning of a Haysin x Shinyao ship? Update: His name is Chris, not Haysin. Haysin is the other dude.

Garfunkel though…what a stupid name. Sounds like a cartoonist (Arbuckle), a cartoon cat (Garfield) or a singer (Simon and Garfunkle) though…

I didn’t realise this at first, but Vlad has two spots on the side of his face. Probably beauty spots.

I love how they only put the grainy filter on Vlad while he was reminiscing.

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I find it interesting that Kuchii uses the armour as the thing the Tsushima people should follow, rather than following him. They probably revere the armour more than the man…

Where’d Kano go, anyway?

The reliance on panning over stills is kind of annoying…

Welp, there’s Kano, right when the plot needs her…or is that one of the exiles…? Kano looked pretty boyish to me.

Koorogi means “cricket”, methinks.

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This is the lowest ranking show right now, so its spot is currently being threatened by the late debuts…not to mention I’m currently one spot over capacity, so something has to go.

The Saio-dai is like a May Queen, apparently. Not that I really know what that means…Update: Oh, there’s an explanation, just when I thought they wouldn’t give it…

“There’s lots of things named Aoi here!” – That’s what I said…last episode.

Saori and Kaori…I’m going to get so confused between these two…

Hmm…well, obviously, if the person were physically close to Saori, that might mean they know each other.

“Sissy” is an insult to me, so I’m surprised to hear it being used as a substitute for “sister” here. (It’s probably “nee-san” in Japanese, or “ane”.)

Hanamura, LOL. (Hanamura = “flower garden”.)

I find it funny that Holmes has LINE stickers of his own. Plus that Aoi’s got his number in as “Holmes-san”.

There is quite clearly some sort of romantic subplot here. Also, why is it that Aoi only ever seems to be motivated by either personal matters or romantic ones???

Noticeably, Kaori’s the only one of the trio which is wearing pants…

The backgrounds in this show are so pretty! Too bad there’s credits over the top…

Mt Kurama is known for its tengu legend…but the “you may meet a handsome man filled with overwhelming arrogance” made me LOL hard.

The thing about this show is that it’s giving me flashbacks to Detective Conan, both good and bad, which makes it hard to comment on. On hold it goes.

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Why is the title “THE Shiken”, though? (Emphasis on “the”, since having the title half in English doesn’t seem to make sense…)

The different characters that appear on the screen are variants of koi, which is one of 3 ways to say “love”. However, the three are different types of love.

Inasa is to enthusiasm like Bakugo is to anger…uh…

Oh dear…is this another Christmas cake lady???

This black spikyhead is You Shindo, right? He and Midoriya looks kind of similar…

1540 divided by 2 is 770…yowch, 770??? That’s kind of small when it’s one of 3 locations for Japanese students, plus whoever else in the state is training to be a hero.

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Naïve…? Oh, it’s a naïve T cell! I forgot about those guys!

I love how the naïve T cell is actually naïve, plus the zombies have hats that aren’t brains, but bits of cells.

100 degrees…C or F???

Why does this T cell give me RBC flashbacks???

Cyotoxic T cells…man, those words bring back memories. I had to memorise stuff about T cells and B cells for biology way back when. In fact, I think I learnt this entire process. If only I had Cells at Work then…

Would the normal person even know what a dendrite is, though??? They wouldn’t know it has protrusions if they don’t know what a dendrite is!!!

Aw, the Naïve T Cell’s gotta be protected. Not as much as the platelets, but still…

Helper T Commander is eating dango! That’s too cute!

Ohmigosh, it’s like Gon from HxH, you know, the meme version of him with the long hair? It’s so silly and yet so perfect for this purpose!

The Effector T Cell’s face looks familiar…Then again, this is David Production so that would explain part of it…(For those who don’t get it: Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure.)

Apparently the eccrine sweat glands are the major sweat glands…

2/10. Platelets only appeared for 2 seconds at the end (LOL).

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You probably didn’t know this, but I became a fan of Lily Hoshino through Kigurumi Guardians…

Ooh, I like the titlecards already! By the way, obiage is something used to hide the obi.

Netsuke.

What’s with this song…? It sounds like someone put traditional music into a pop music blender and put female vocals over the top…oh, Miyavi. That might explain something.

Well, there you go…I didn’t need to Google netsukes after all.

That flower there is a morning glory…the one with the white centre.

Why does there seem to be a vibe that the sister likes the brother in ~that~ way???

This is kind of like Toy Story…isn’t it?

The transitions are kind of disorienting…I almost felt dizzy right there…

Koku.

“So the letters Sanae-sama was receiving are from someone else that she loved before getting betrothed…?” – No duh. That’s how it always goes in Detective Conan.

“So he believes that ultimately humans never cherish us curios.” – There were your Deep Themes of the day, folks.

Hmm…that’s a tough one. On the one hand, I’m kind of squicked out by potential romance between Seiji and his “nee-san”. On the other hand, there was a lot of talking (which I don’t mind), but the logic behind these mysteries didn’t quite make sense because the emphasis for this show is the supernatural (also not a dealbreaker). The narrator’s helpful, but a tad intrusive to the story’s flow, plus it’s kind of hard to see where conclusions were made due to even more problems explaning logic (in parts that are meant to explain the logic) than Holmes of Kyoto. It’s meant to be charming, but if I keep going through the show with not that much emotion, it’s probably destined fo the drop pile…

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Kumashiro…panda in Japanese is “panda”, but kuma = bear and shiro = white…if not castle, that is. Update: This “shiro” is neither of those...

Kigurumian, huh? Kigurumi = mascot suit, so…uh…

Who was the girl with the blue dress…? Another Mizukami heroine, I presume?

These bathroom jokes are bad…but I’m laughing at them…

So Nezuya…is just a chuuni??? Wuh???

It’s a parody of Mu again…? Is that magazine really that popular in Japan?

The other girl (not Nozomi) has a senbei rice cracker in her mouth.

Moleke-mbembe.

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I love how Wayne detaches his hand to scratch his head. It reminds me of zaShunina frim Kado and what he’d do with his hands…*gets flashbacks to zaShunina strangling Shindou* Uh, yeah, maybe that’s not the best comparison though…

Fought Dracula? Wasn’t he from Romania though?

Wayne King everywhere…it’s more like self-wan-oh, I’ll spare you the dirty joke, okay?

Wait, are the Twilights meant to stand in for something in the real world if they have government and international support? Refugees, maybe?

Hmm? Luke’s pasta…? What’s this (owo)?

Luke reminds me of Impey from Code:Realise…I think this is the second time he’s done that.

I love how Ton takes Shinyao’s rescue into her own hands. It shows how strong their friendship is.

*Luke howls* - What is that idiot doing now???

*sees burnt cookies* - Welp, at least we don’t have ourselves an invincible heroine who can do everything, either.

Is it just me, or when Ton runs out to protect Luke, are her booty shorts longer??? Update: When I looked at them later, they seemed to be the same length…

When did Chris get rid of his glasses???

Toryu’s raison d etre is “more dakka”, as they say.

Okayyyyyyyy…”jumping across water” is just a bit over the limit of what I think a werewolf can do…

Toryu’s plait seems to move with his emotions…and was that an eye I saw glowing in that fringe of his? Ooh…interesting.

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Why do all Mongolians in media sport the Fu Manchu moustache, anyway…? Either that or the Chinese (the official in Mulan had a similar kind of moustache)…

Matouqin. It looked like a Chinese word, but it was actually Mongolian…

There seems to be unrest among the Mongols, huh. Jurchen…seems to be racial discrimination of some variety.

Dantsuke mochi. The link is to an academic PDF which discusses the Mongol invasion.

Huh? Apparently Holmes of Kyoto references sashimo grass…but apparently in English the grass is called “moxa” or “mugwort”.

Oh, post-credits segment. Keep watching…

Oh, wow…you can really see the parallels between Teruhi and Sasamaru now…when everything burns to the ground.

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Ite means “archer”, IIRC.

Shindou = oscillation, tremor, vibration (different kanji though). Once he released that earthquake, that made me realise why You Shindou’s powers make a lot of sense. Plus the “You” matches the yu in yurasu (Vibrate).

Oh! The “arashi” in Yoarashi means “storm”…ah! I understand now!

This Camie lady is bascally Catwoman with sludge…

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I bet the segment at the start of this episode is the same as every other episode’s…

You can see a female platelet checking out how food is dissolved…she’s so adorable!

Capriccio…then again, why does the basophil speak in riddles???

Those two platelets staring at the basophil with his umbrella…LOL!

Emesis = vomiting.

Seriously though. This basophil’s so chuuni, it’s pretentious…

This was probably the least funny of the episodes so far due to the threat level…and of course, platelets were only in the background this time.

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Who was it that wanted a harem of high school girls again? Actually, that’s Imamura from Grand Blue, isn’t it…?

Mont St Michel. Heard of it before (I think it’s in Lupin III even), but it didn’t ring a bell for a second…

Seriously, how self-centred is Nezuya, anyway?

Hmm…this team-up reminds me of when Team Rocket would team up with Ash (Pokémon) somehow…but that’s because the “good” and “bad” guys (as much as we can call either side that) are joining forces.

“What’s a hangover?” – LOL, Souya really is such a kid…

*dragon eats Ginko and Miu* - Wow…’tis the season for vore…  

Even Souya got a hangover, LOL!

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