npmd hc/theory(?)
Grace has the "Dirty Girl" fantasy and knows how to hide a body because of her time at Camp Idontwannabang.
HEAR ME OUT.
I can't remember if this is something from abstinence camp or just a headcanon I have, but I feel like Grace has been to abstinence camp for more years than one, or that it's some sort of summer camp you can be a regular at.
Therefore, in the NPMD timeline, Grace knows how to bury a body because she walked in on Girl Jeri, Boy Jerry, and a corpse or two just like in Abstinence Camp, and they had her help them get rid of said corpse(s). And, maybe when she walked in, Jeri and Jerry were having one of their weird-repressed-sexual-tension moments, involving Jerry calling Jeri "dirty girl" like he did in Abstinence Camp. And Grace, knowing nothing about sex or what's sexy, absorbs that like a sponge and resurfaces it later in NPMD when she feels the same tension Jeri and Jerry had.
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Paimon is not the only one who sees Lumine (or Aether(**)) as "person-like" as everyone else. The gods and Adepti, for instance, do not Other her.
But arguably, Paimon is the only one who's canonically depicted as her friend—dare I say, besties. And this goes a long, long way towards explaining why Lumine puts up with Paimon's more difficult traits(*). Paimon is the Teyvatian(??) who will play with Lumine. Paimon is the one creating an environment where Lumine can be herself and feel normal at the same time.
And after We Will Be Reunited, this is a pretty big deal for Lumine's continued sanity.
(* Oh I don't mean the hunger-greed-id thing, I mean accidentally blabbing state secrets in front of the wrong ears, or adding tension to extremely fraught standoffs—the undeniably inconvenient stuff.)
(** my editor said I'm not allowed to write "Lumine/Aether" to indicate either/or, even though it's perfectly grammatical? smh)
(*** I don't have an editor)
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I’m bored and tired and procrastinating on what I should be doing. So here’s a list of random First headcanons
Orville was his best friend ever since he could remember. Their families were neighbors, so they knew one another well. When First’s parents died (he was about ten) Orville’s family took him in and the boys became like brothers.
First always had a strong sense of morality and a whole lot of bravery. He frequently stuck up for Orville at school and was known for helping random people for no apparent reason.
He entered the army as soon as he was old enough and fought courageously for Hyrule as captain of the royal force for multiple years before his imprisonment.
His loyalty made him a favorite of the royal family until…well you know
He is generally quiet and serious (though he never hesitates to speak his mind when he feels it’s necessary), but around those he is close to he can be quite outgoing and even silly (Hylia loved that side of him)
Hylia gave him the Master Sword long before his final battle. He was the first mortal Fi ever knew. They worked well together, though their conversations were always rather snarky. (“There is a one hundred percent chance this will fail.” “Why thank you Fi, I appreciate the confidence you have in me.”) Despite their banter, they cared deeply for each other. Fi thinks of him as her very first friend.
When he and Hylia’s relationship got serious, First thought long and hard about how he might propose to her. The final plan included a ring he discovered in the depths of Death Mountain (he beat a mogma to it), their favorite little nook in Faron Woods, and a speech pledging his loyalty to Hylia for life. Orville teased him about the speech, saying that Hylia just wanted him, not his dramatics.
He was obsessed with loftwings as a child. Then, they were mainly mythological creatures, as the gods took an off-hand approach and no one ever saw them. But he always believed they were real. His side of he and Orville’s bedroom was covered in loftwing drawings. When Orville learned to carve, he would make little loftwing carvings for him as birthday presents. One was small enough that First could wear it on a cord. He wore it until the day he died.
Everyone pretty much accepts that his spirit animal is a lion. But First’s spirit longs for freedom as much as it fights for what is right. So when he touches Twilight’s shadow crystal he becomes a griffin.
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Votes are open for the New Zealand Bird of the Year!!!!
And this time it's the bird of the century!
Too many contestants to list here, but here's my lineup:
And here's why:
They have
GREBES
and
BITTERNS!!!!!
Dude, this grebe!!!!!
None of the past winners are big enough losers! We need to fix that!!
Also, the fact that John Oliver is actively campaigning for my favorite just makes me sooooooooo happy!
VOTE GREBE!!!
And donate to the conservation if you can!
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