#beefro is blessed

[beefrobeefcal]

🎉 Congrats on 1k followers Beef 😘 you have such a beautiful and creative mind. You deserve all the love!! And on a personal note, I'm so lucky to call you a friend. You're always there to lend a hand (or an ear). You're level-headed, compassionate, and KIND, and I just love ya!!

Here are some Pedge pictures that made me think of you

These pictures, Noxy? THEY MAKE ME FERAL. FERAL LIKE ZOIDBERG.

In all seriousness though, thank you. If there is truth to the things you say about me, it's merely a reflection of you, Noxy, and all the beautiful people I get to interact with on this site.

It's not about the Chubby!P-boys, it's about the friendos we made along the way.

Yours in sin,

Beefro👌🥩💜

PS. Where the heck is that third picture from and are there more that have greater detail and less clothing?

#1k celebration #pedro pascal #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal fanfiction #pedro pascal tummy #you ask beefro answers #thot tank #you asked beefro answered #🥩 #beefro is blessed

[simpingcowboy]

T U M M Y !

Truly favoured and highly blessed are we that Beefro Beefcal has joined the chat.

BEEFRO BEEFCAL IS SO REAL

LOOK AT HIM!! THE ARMS??? 😭 DEAR LORD WHAT ARE THEY FEEDING HIM????

#beefro beefcal is so fucking funny #he's THICCCC #pedro pascal #am talks

[netherfeildren]

T U M M Y ! He has arms- lord does he have arms- but the tummy is still sorta there!

Truly favoured and highly blessed we are that Beefro Beefcal is here!

#pedro pascal #beefman

WHERE WHERE PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(beefro beefscal i’m cackling skjksdksjsj)

#vic replies

[beefrobeefcal]

I'm gob smacked. bamboozled. bowled over. shocked. delighted. humbled.

I still have asks up the wazoo from my 900 Friendo Celebration, so until The Bistro's 1st birthday [just wait for what I have planned!] there's no special 1K Friendo ask box activities, but the THOT TANK is open, babes!

Thank-you-for-being-a-friendo,

Beefro👌🥩💜

[Sentimental gobble-dee-goop under the cut]

10 months ago, I started this blog, assuming no one would give two onions about fat/chubby/rollie-pollie p-boys & the ravings of a lunatic who had things to say about them. I have never been so happy to be so wrong.

From the brand new lurkers who drop a like here & there to the moots who have liked, commented and reblogged since the start - & every single one of you in between - you all make this place what it is. I'm just the lucky beef who gets to watch it unfold.

I have made connections through this blog with moots I can proudly call my people. From the late night laughing fits over hats that say Ahoy!, the gif spamming, the watch parties, the asks that make even me clutch my pearls, the continual bastardization of SpongeBob memes, Din looking suspiciously like Bill Murray, the dm's just to say hi, meeting new friendos, swapping p-boy pics and everything else I have had the luxury of experiencing with you amazing folks...

Keep being B.P.W.L.P.P.

*Beautiful People Who Love Pedro Pascal

#1k friendo celebration #beefro is blessed #beefro is trash for the bistro friendos #beefro is trash for fat pedro #pedro pascal #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal fanfiction #pedro pascal tummy #thot tank #🥩 #beefro's bistro #steak emoji #beef emoji

[beefrobeefcal]

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xoxo

Nonnie, you know just what the fuck is up.

Yours in sin,

Beefro👌🥩💜

#pedro pascal #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal fanfiction #pedro pascal tummy #you ask beefro answers #thot tank #you asked beefro answered #Beefro is blessed #🥩

[beefrobeefcal]

Yours in sin,

Beefro👌🥩💜

#900 friendos #900 milestone #900 followers #pedro pascal #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal fanfiction #pedro pascal tummy #thot tank #beefro is blessed #friendos of beefro #🥩 #frankie morales #joel miller #dieter bravo #javier pena #tim rockford #jack whiskey daniels #marcus pike #javi gutierrez #dave york

[beefrobeefcal]

merry chrysler to all the bistro friendos who celebrate!

I-don’t-want-a-lot-for-crimus regards,

Beefro👌🥩💜

#happy crimas #merry crisis #merry chrysler #pedro pascal #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal fanfiction #pedro pascal tummy #Beefro is blessed #beefro is trash for pedro #🥩

[beefrobeefcal]

Tah-tah 2023!

I can be a sentimental beef sometimes, but I will try to keep that to a minimum for brevity’s sake.

When I joined this community as the Beefro you know, I was struck by how quickly people were willing to interact and engage - randomly appearing in my inbox and dm’s. Some of the people I’ve met on here have become such dear friends to me over the past six months that I consider them just as important as the ones I have face-to-face interactions with. I’ve never been apart of an online community in this way before and I’m thankful.

I'm thankful for not only the people I've met, but for Pedro bringing us together. And for the absolutory depraved smut he has inspired us to expel and devour. Seriously. I have never felt so... so... full of yearning for a fictional character, enough so to propel me into writing an AU about him in a Boston.

All jokes aside, though, I am even more thankful for the hard work you have put into the pieces of fiction that deserve far more recognition that this hellsite can muster. I have have laughed, cried, screamed, wailed, felt joy and sorrow, felt fulfilled and empty from the fics I have read this year, and I cannot wait to see what you have for 2024.

I know that for many, 2023 threw lemons the size of blue whales at you and I’m thankful that you’re here and still sharing with us! I’m grateful for your vulnerability and to see that we are not alone in our hurt. I think this year, I’ve learned that ‘Misery loves company’ is not about finding others to fester with; it’s about getting through with the support of your mutual strugglers. I love this take. And I love you.

Another lesson I have learned is to not be competitive. I have a fantastic core community here in the Bistro and #beefro-is-blessed. But that doesn’t stop the little nagging voice that says ‘you’ll never have that many followers’ or ‘you’re too niche for your fics to get any more interactions’ when I see the engagement other writers get. I’m learning to be ignorant to that voice because I write for me. And for you (if you want it. If not, I love you anyway). And everyone in this community deserves to be celebrated for their contributions and achievements, no matter how big or small.

I know I’m not everyone’s cup of tea, but you’ve never been anything but kind. This reformed emo loner never knew this could be a thing and I don’t take this for granted. My resolution for 2024 is to be more present and supportive of the community that reminded me how much I love storytelling. And also, to go to space…

Oh look at me going on… brevity’s sake indeed.

Beefro👌🥩💜

PS: A gigantic, huge, beautiful, smudgy, wet kiss to each of you. And a special thanks to my repeat offenders: @theywhowriteandknowthings @neverwheremoonchild @thehalflifeofloveisforever @toxicanonymity @xdaddysprincessxx @noxturnalpascal @gasolinerainbowpuddles @sheepdogchick3 @wintrwinchestr @deathsholywaterr @clawdee @pedroshotwifey @gwendibleywrites @thehandalorian @vabeachazn @fullldash @harriedandharassed @nerdieforpedro @romana-after-dark @umnitsa @rebel-held @yahtiwakitakos @pop-sugar102 @sp00kymulderr @covetyou @yorksgirl @pr0ximamidnight @blackmetalamazon @chute-etoiles @josephquinnswhore @ghoulettesinspace @suzdin @silkniche @bonezone44 @fhatbhabie @emilyjustemily @famoushoneybee @maryrhodalouandted @missredherring @iamasaddie @lost-in-relative-dimensions @quinnnfabrgay ... and many, many more! (if i missed, you, send me a dm and I'll atone for my sins)

#a message from beefro #happy new year 2024 #pedro pascal #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal fanfiction #pedro pascal tummy #beefro is blessed #beefro is trash for pedro #🥩 #beefro's bistro #friendos of beefro

[beefrobeefcal]

ⒽⓄⓌ ⒶⓇⒺ ⓉⒽⒺⓇⒺ ④⓪⓪ ⓄⒻ ⓎⓄⓊ ⓃⓄⓌ

I mean, really? Where did you all come from? Do you have any idea who you're following? Thank you for joining our little corner of the PeePaw Universe and I'm grateful for each one of you!

(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ hi i'm beefro ♥

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Welcome to the Bistro where we enjoy the decadence of P-boys with tummies. This blog is a MDNI Zone - no if's, and's or but's🔞

What's on the menu?

The main fair is here on the MasterList

The THOT TANK - go ahead and contribute your filthy THOTs so we can all get hot and bothered together

Looking for a lighter fair? Visit @lean-ground-beefro (but pls be patient, this side of the Bistro is a WIP)

Want to see the recommended list? Go to @beefros-sin-bin

So sit for a spell and join us in sin! Special thanks to my tag list members: @theywhowriteandknowthings @harryleatherfit @toxicanonymity @harriedandharassed @neverwheremoonchild @rebel-held @beee-haw @nevergoingbacknowshine @idolatrybarbie @v4vayha @lalocitos @xdaddysprincessxx @deathsholywaterr @heareball @lyssramscal @wintrwinchestr @blackfemalenerd  @southernbe @starkeydaviss @noxturnalpascal @not-a-unique-snowflake-blog @yahtiwakitakos

Smuttiest regards,

Beefro 👌🥩💜

#400 followers #beefro is blessed #pedro pascal #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal fanfiction #pedro pascal tummy #thot tank #🥩 #friends of beefro

[beefrobeefcal]

Sketch of dark!Frankie…probably could have made him bigger oof

EMERGENCY: CLASS IS BACK IN SESSION!

Attention class! @neverwheremoonchild @rebel-held @covetyou @thehalflifeofloveisforever @pedroshotwifey @maryrhodalouandted @gwendibleywrites

@yahtiwakitakos has made a submission!

discuss.

#pedro pascal #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal fanfiction #frankie morales #pedro pascal tummy #triple frontier #francisco catfish morales #frankie morales fanfiction #chubby frankie rights !!!!! #THOT TANK #🥩 #beefro' s class #you asked beefro answered #beefro is sweating #dark!frankie morales #dark!frankie still chubby though #dark!frankie au #dark!frankie still chubby though #you ask beefro answers #beefro is blessed #takos art

[beefrobeefcal]

Quick Frankie based on your recent one shot

I CANNOT. I CANT. I… I… *disconcerting beefro kazoo symphonic sounds*

FraNKiE tUmMy….

Thank you, @yahtiwakitakos I AM IN AWE!!!! Y’all pls throw your hands together for this work of art!!!

The fact you captured the smile & his whole proud demeanor just earns the cockles of my cold dead heart 💜🥩💜🥩💜

It’s-a-little-bit-funny-this-feeling-inside regards,

Beefro 👌🥩💜

#pedro pascal #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal fanfiction #pedro pascal tummy #frankie morales #triple frontier #you ask beefro answers #francisco catfish morales #frankie morales fanfiction #chubby frankie rights !!!!! #thot tank #Beefro’s bistro #🥩 #you asked beefro answered #Beefro is blessed #takos art

[beefrobeefcal]

I present chubby Tim 🤲🏽 🎁

I’m shooketh , Takos!

this is… it’s… IT IS EVERYTHING WE COULD HAVE HOPED FOR!!!

🤩🥵🥩💜 We are truly blessed by your talented hands & beautiful brain!

Thank you thank you thank you @yahtiwakitakos - you’re the bees’ knees!!! I don’t think I can say thank you enough for sharing your vision with us! 💜🥩💜

Thank-you-for-being-a-friend regards,

Beefro 👌🥩💜

#chubby!tim Rockford #pedro pascal #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal fanfiction #pedro pascal tummy #beefro is blessed #🥩 #friend of beefro #thot tank #you ask beefro answers #you asked beefro answered #chubby Tim r rights !!!! #takos art

[beefrobeefcal]

How in the fresh hell did 300 of you get in here?!?!

I'm feeling hella thankful, mainly due to my lack of productivity as of late being generously forgiven. Thank you💜thank you💜thank you. You give this old Bœuf the blushes & the swoons.

Welcome new Friendos and hello to all the Friendos who joined along the way. I'm filled with delicious gratitude & a need to make more P-boy Tummy Time™️.

Drop a THOT, leave a comment, and enjoy Beefro's Birstro.

And-that-makes-you-larger-than-life regards,

Beefro 👌🥩💜

TAGLIST:

@theywhowriteandknowthings @harryleatherfit @harriedandharassed @neverwheremoonchild @rebel-held @beee-haw @nevergoingbacknowshine @idolatrybarbie @v4vayha @lalocitos @xdaddysprincessxx @deathsholywaterr @heareball @lyssramscal @wintrwinchestr @blackfemalenerd @toxicanonymity @southernbe @starkeydaviss @patti7dc

#pedro pascal #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal fanfiction #pedro pascal tummy #beefro is blessed #beefro is thankful #beefro's bistro #300 followers #thank you jebus #🥩

[beefrobeefcal]

a Message from Beefro

As some of you Friendos already know, I have been hella stressed with work & am now dealing with a dastardly sinus/ear infection. It's not been great as of late, hence the lack of writing/fics being posted. I am okay, just a little overwhelmed. I have not forgotten about On the Waterfront or any of the other P-boys (chubby or lean). I just need to get out of my head a bit.

The THOT TANK is still open - send in your nasties! I love reading them and I love being able to respond! I love interacting with all y'all and it brings a great deal of joy to me. The fact that y'all tag me if there is a slight wiff of tummy warms the cockles of my cold heart.

I love this group very much & I am very fortunate to have such kind souls here in the Bistro. 🥩💜🥩

I'm-kinda-faded-but-I-feel-alright regards,

Beefro 👌🥩💜

#pedro pascal #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal fanfiction #pedro pascal tummy #a message from beefro #🥩 #beefro is blessed

[beefrobeefcal]

I wanted to take a moment to thank everyone who liked, commented and reached out to me over the post I made last week. You know who you are and if you don't, then I need to do better at my gratitude.

Every time I think this life is throwing far too many curveballs at my sport-illiterate ass, this community reminds me that it’s okay to sit back and take a breath.

I found out a family member is getting sicker and they already have a myriad of other health complications that just make this a hard pill to swallow. That combined with the absolute shit show that my work has been, Norbert [my depression goblin], has being tearing up the dance floor as I can only sit and watch him have the time of his life.

But as my friend says: THE HORRORS CONTINUE BUT SO DO THE LITTLE TREATS. You, my lovely friendos, are those treats.

Yours in sin for evermore,

Beefro👌🥩💜

#beefro is blessed #when life gives you lemons #thank you #pedro pascal #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal fanfiction #pedro pascal tummy #🥩

[beefrobeefcal]

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xoxo

To Nonnie, Love Beefro

Nonnie, thank you. I needed this today.

Imma take a moment and be real with you all right now. Your beef is in a funk, and not the shake your groove thing kind.

tw: mental health talk

If this isn’t your bag and you’re just here for chaos beef fat peepaw meltdowns, mad respect, baby, and I’ll see you in the next post or two! 💜🥩💜

Smuttiest regards,

Beefro 👌🥩💜

First and foremost, I am not looking for sympathy, I’m just keeping y’all in the loop. This is something I have lived with for years and it’s only in my late 30’s that I have been able to put words to it (now NO ONE CAN STOP ME!), and you also might be thinking but beef, didn’t you just go thru this?

Like a beaver on a unicycle, these are the days of our lives and yeah - this cycle of good and bad, shit and great, highs and lows? happy and sad is my life. 🎢🥩🤯

There are factors in my non-internet life that I don’t have control over right now and they’re causing pretty severe anxiety, and it’s gotten so outside the I-can-handle-this realm that the terrible, ominous, dread-inducing brain goblin - depression - has made a cantankerous nest in my noggin. I call him Norbert.

I’m okay. I’m safe. I’m warm. I’m comforted. But I’m sad. Norbert has me seeing slights and purposeful ignorance in harmless and pleasant interactions. Norbert also tells me there’s slightly veiled hatred in a completely-obvious-it’s-not-about-me statement.

Depression is such a selfish brain bastard. It tells you every bad thing is and must be about you, and it tells you these lies over and over until you break down and believe them. I hate depression. But I don’t hate me. I love me enough to know I need kindness - not just from my inner circle and irl besties - but also from myself. I deserve to be treated gently, especially when I’m feeling fragile and breakable and fractured.

This isn’t me saying I’m taking a break - far from it! But I may not be as quick to respond or posting as frequently. I say that, and who knows… peepaw could show up to a movie festival in an outfit that gives home economics project inspired by chicken wire and I could be brought back to life and feel better. That’s the joy of harboring a Norbert - I could be fine one minute and debilitated the next.

Nonnie, I’m sorry to usurp your THOT with sad beef rambles, but i had to convey that I really did need this. I needed a small, wordless reminder that someone remembers me (again, depression lies!). Not only did you remember me, you thought of me when you saw Tim looking like he had one too many nights of take out and took the time to send this so me. 💜🥩💜 thank you.

Despite what Norbert tells me, I matter.

#a measage from beefro #thot tank #you asked beefro answered #you ask beefro answers #pedro pascal #pedro pascal characters #pedro pascal fanfiction #pedro pascal tummy #beefro is blessed #🥩 #beefro is trash for Pedro