#beatboxing siri

[blockchain-official]

Do you think that someday kids will say they were born in the wrong generation because they were too late for asking siri to beatbox and that being like the funniest thing ever

#boots and cats and boots and cats

[atiny-piratequeen]

I’m glad your day is ending on the upside 🤗🤗 HUGS FOR YOU AND GAIA AND EVERYONE 🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

I was thinking that it would probably be a leader who’s buddy buddy with many groups or someone of the maknae line of a group who be out and about with their friends behind the scenes and them just coming home to the dorm or to their group’s groupchat and being like “DAD/MOM/BRO/SIS/BRUH/B!TCH YALL WILL NOT BELIEVE WHAT I JUST HEARD ON THIS DAY *proceeds to spill the tea*”

And for the beta reader anon, for me I usually read out my fics as well, however the problem I have with that is that I was raised speaking in a local creole language where I’m from. So sometimes I don’t trust how I’m reading aloud cause to me it would sound fine (to me) while in any other situation the grammar would be consider f’d beyond measure 💀💀 so I’ve resorted to (idk if androids can do this cause… i an iPhone gang here) having siri or my phone read aloud my fics to me.

I have my headphones and I just sit and listen to it like a audiobook/podfic and omg… I automatically can tell when there’s something wrong cause my phone/siri will start beatboxing mid sentence. Hopefully idea works. Idk if there’s any place on the internet where it’ll read stuff out to you but yeah.

Thank you, my love. Its a rough road but its one ive tumbled down before, I'll be alright ❤️

Ironically, Gaia said Jongho would probaby also know a lot of shit but he's really good at keeping secrets so he'd never spill. Tbh i can see that take too. If we're going leaders who know everyone's business, im saying Bang Chan. That man knows so many people in so many area codes its really interesting to play a daily game of "which bestie has Chris adopted now?"

Oh these are some really good ideas too, Laz! I hope beta anon sees this too

#asks #little lazuli 🌺 #they said they're a mutual of mine so hopefully they do

[howitgumstochewfivefeels]

Asked siri if she could beatbox and oh my god don’t do that

[rapmoan]

audio here

also the volume got kinda loud so lower your volume a bit lol

#siri #beatbox #boots and cats

[frangipani-wanderlust]

Hey!  It’s a whole song!  Short, but still.

#siri beatboxing indian song #memes #siri song #zeroes song #music #humor

[thiagoduarte]

(via (3) Siri, what is 1 trillion to the 10th power - YouTube)

#Siri #indian music #beatbox #creativity #beauty #amazing

[toofburet]

Jesper: Siri, what is one trillion to the tenth power? Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero zero.. Jesper: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm* Wylan: *joins in* Nina: *starts singing to the rhythm*

#six of crows #soc #incorrect quotes #incorrect grishaverse #incorrect six of crows #six of crows incorrect quotes #wylan van eck #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #inej ghafa #nina zenik #kuwei yul bo #matthias helvar

[mylovelyhyunjin]

IDOL HUMAN THEATER 🎥🍿 (SIRI VS BIXBIE)

🦊 : siri, do a beatbox for me

🍎 : hmm.. I don't know that

🐰🐷 : do a beatbox for me 🙂

🌌 : they say to remember two things to do a good beatbox "Bookchigi bakchigi"

(start beatbox-ing "Bookchigi bakchigi")

🐺🐰 🐷🐰 🥟🐿🐤🐶🦊 : 😳😯😧😳😮😲😲😧

🐰🐷 : hey guys it's bixbie 😜

🦊 : what are u doing?! (Talking to siri) 😤

💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

#straykids #stray kids #hwang hyunjin #hyunjin #kpop #skz #bang chan #lee know #changbin #han jisung #felix #seungmin #i n

[asticot]

if you have an iphone PLEASE ask siri to beatbox its funny as hell

#my parents have been asking dumb shit to their phones for half an hour but this takes the cake #billyposting

[moonlit-manifesto]

[3/16/20 - ALIVE Twitter]

☆Train Service Suspension Due to an Accident☆

[T/N: Ryota is texting/calling the other guys]

Ryota: "Ok, Groowth! I'm stuck on a train and have some time before it starts moving again. Is there anything you can do to keep me entertained? Kou's exempt."

Kensuke & Mamoru (thinking): (......Just us two!!)

Koki: "You have an extra 'O' there... Oh wait, I see. It's a pun on 'OK Google*.'"

Kensuke & Mamoru (thinking): (......Two O's!!??)

#good work for today Ryota

*"Ok Google" is the voice command to active Google Assistant. Similar to "Hey, Siri."

☆②☆

Mamoru: "O-okay then! I, Fujimura Mamoru, have recently started to try and pick up beatboxing!"

Kensuke: "What - that's cool. You could do it as a party trick."

Koki: "That's amazing, Mamoru."

Mamoru (beatboxing): *dn dn ka* *dn ka*

Ryota: "Why."

Kensuke: "Sounds like a taiko."

Koki: "But he's good at it."

☆③☆

Ryota: "Entrant #2 - Mr. Yaegashi do you have anything prepared?"

Kensuke: "I didn't prepare anything in advance, but how I got forced into this situation is a mystery."

Mamoru: "Good luck, Ken-kun!"

Koki: "Fight, Ken!"

Kensuke: "Mamoru, why do you have that smug look on your face like 'I already won!??'"

☆④☆

Kensuke: "...All right!!"

Ryota: "Are you ready?"

Kensuke: "Yeah! Entrant #2: Yaegashi Kensuke! I'll do a really good facial impersonation of someone! I'll send you a picture so you can see!"

Ryota: "Ok, go ahead."

Kensuke: (๐•̆ ·̭ •̆๐)

Ryota: "What's that supposed to be?"

Kensuke: "Your defeated face when you heard Mamoru start beatboxing."

☆⑤☆

Ryota: ( ◜◡◝ )

Ryota: ( ◜◡◝ )

Ryota: ( ◜◡◝ )

Ryota: ( ◜◡◝ ) [This is his so-calm-it's-scary angry face]

Kensuke: "I'm sorry."

Koki: "U-umm... Good job at work today (dry laugh)."

(@aliveinfo1)

S/o to @rubymikun and @ryuukia for proofreading help~

#tsukipro #growth #sakuraba ryota #yaegashi kensuke #fujimura mamoru #eto koki #alive twitter #twitter translation #my translation

[flowerkidlove]

*poorly beatboxes like Siri*

#Mod shit #:)

[fyeahcindie]

Let’s end the weekend with some a cappella singing by 碰！樂團 Poem vocal band   =D

Lyrics: 樂府 木蘭詩 Composer: 戴蕙心 Shirley Tai Arrangement: Tine Haberfehlner (from the Austrian a cappella group zwo3wir)  

Originally performed by: 李竺芯 (Siri Simran)

Sopranos: 陳虹竹 Red pig & Vicky Chang

Tenor: 周家寬 Baron Chou

Bass: 紀景華 Xavier Kee

Beatbox: Fa-Hsien Chen

with Tap dancer: 乃基 Neo Wang

Have a listen to the zwo3wir version:

#zwo3wir #碰！樂團 Poem vocal band #戴蕙心 Shirley Tai #Tine Haberfehlner #陳虹竹 Red pig #Vicky Chang #李竺芯 (Siri Simran) #周家寬 Baron Chou #紀景華 Xavier Kee #Fa-Hsien Chen #乃基 Neo Wang #taiwan #austria #cover #A cappella #music video

[ask-kinky-boots-ben]

Did you know if you ask Siri to beatbox she'll just constantly say boots and cats -_-

Thats dope

#creepypasta #creepypasta fandom #ben drowned

[laughingsquid]

Beatboxing Champion Uses Siri's Answer to 100 Trillion to the Tenth Power As Backing Track

[rafr]

On the walk home today, I was listening to “Atlas” by Battles and I was trying to beatbox to it, when suddenly the music stopped and Siri addressed me:

“I couldn't find ‘atlas postbox bed flag of vanuatu bed bed frame with picture frame with picture frame with picture flag of saint kitts and nevis flag of saint kitts and nevis running shirt’ in your music, Rafe.”

#siri #hey siri #beatbox emojis are the new pocket dialing

[lickthemagaindeacy]

Decided to have lunch at a sub shop today, this lady sitting a few tables away is using Siri to help entertain her kids. She asked Siri to beatbox and now she and Siri are just sitting there going, "boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats" surrounded by three giggling toddlers. It's the cutest thing.