#beast incidents

[pyonzzz]

he raided my cloest for this look but id let this man do whatever he wanted tbh

#luci art #kemono jihen #mihai florescu #mihai kemono jihen #beast incidents #if i become a kj artist would you all still love me /j #clarification on the caption this is one of my favourite outfits and i wanted to draw mihai looking like not a soggy wetboy

[fatedroses]

Lucius and Titus yae Galvus

aka the 8'2" standard bearer puppy of a man and the 6'0" stoic machinist younger brother, or the sons of emet who are his spitting images in two different ways.

#ffxiv #concept #sketch #digital art #lucius yae galvus #titus yae galvus #everything in garlemald is dual purpose #that standard staff has a surprising number of blades and points on it #lucius is basically just a happy sephiroth with no magic #a beast on the field #sarcastic and chill dweeb off of it #and titus is the younger brother left in his shadow until lucius passed and he had to step into the space he left afterwards #the type of brothers who argue nonstop but Lucius' death is the inciting incident behind everything suddenly going downhill in garlemald #with lucius just being an unnaturally upbeat individual who's lack of presence was immediately felt by everyone who knew him #titus on the other hand I imagine being one of the leading figures that follows after emet's innovation of magitek #not really being as good of a close quarters fighter as his brother but a talented r&d specialist #also the lucius line and just being giants #with the thought they got shorter each generation #which isnt saying much because zenos is still around 7'4"

[gremlins-hotel]

It is time for another…

FLAT FUCK FRIDAY 💪

#callsign gremlin checking in #gremlin’s things with wings #say hello to the Vought V-173 ‘Flying Pancake’ (yes - seriously) #first flight was in 1942 and it was retired in 1947 - only one was ever made #it would be canceled after several low-speed handling issues and an incident where it flipped over #but it’s a strange little beast #aviation #v 173

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

Beast Wars Rampage

#poll #maccadam #transformers #smash or pass #request #beast wars #rampage #hannibal lector crab #i wish bw s3 wasnt so rushed so he couldve been a more compelling character #honestly i feel like they tried to make cannibalism his whole schtick besides having his spark in megatron's possession #and that couldve been really cool but the trouble is these are the predacons amd everyone's already doing cannibalism for funsies #like. tarantulas tries to do vore three episodes in. dinobot ears his own clone. hell even rhinox threatens to deep fry terrorsaur. #the hell makes rampage so special? oooo show me your fear #babygirl cmon get a hobby or something #at least he had depth charge but still #they were so rushed and its genuinely pretty sad because i think if depth charge knew about the transmutate incident #it might break his perception of rampage and lean into him questioning whether or not hes truly a mindless killing machine #it would also help if transmutate was important for more than one episode and also maybe had a degree if agency #but thats a different rant

[illegitimate-sword-of-god]

It is essential that Sanae's gay little wings from touhou 19 go entirely unexplained, but if Word of God must explain them, they should be cheap halloween costume props.

#touhou #she didn't want to feel underdressed for a beast-related incident

[phospolipid-bilayer]

They didn't recognized each other 💔

Edit : Fixed an inconsistency I decided on just now

#Fortunately Oppoy's hair tail thing can regrow #This is before they join the Crew. Wandering about trying to get a job #They got one in the forest. To slay the Beast that's been destroying all the crops and terrorizing the chickens #Hunted realized afterwards that the guy it attacked was Oppy and felt really guilty about it #Opportunist however never realized 'the Beast' was actually Hunted.. #His image of Hunted is a tiny little bird #It has grown a lot since then #slay the princess #slay the princess au #i hear the mad voices of people #i open the door #Paranoid's been Oppy's inner 'You fucked up big time' voice ever since the Incident

[centi-pedve]

"all these scary minecraft mods just take away the fear of the unknown so now its not scary and this mod is useless" counterpoint: have seen many hardy fellows shit their pants about them

#also if you dont find Beasts scary you dont have to download the Scary Beasts mod #we notice a lot of discussions around what is and is not scary fails to consider real world incidents #some people find cave noises scary because you never get your questions about them answered #however we can just turn them off and we do. its too easy to avoid once we get spooked #introducing a mod in which those cave noises are connected to survival such as locating scary creachure based on noise #forces us to hear those noises with the added information that they are connected to real threats so we cant reason ourselves out of fear #like dunno guys. what if we just find different things scary

[aberrantbeast]

gabbro interpretation, quick take on some common design elements ive seen used so far :)

#beasts art #sketch #outer wilds #outerwilds #outer wilds gabbro #gabbro #they can have a huge face scar #and a messed up eye #hearthian #kerosene incident probably

[faline-cat444]

On top of everything else this was one of the “bigger” delivery days

#Hi I'm a Witch and My Crush Wants Me To Make a Love Potion #Spy Classroom #Lazy Dungeon Master #Gabriel Dropout #Delicious in Dungeon #Oshi no Ko #Yokohama Station SF #Yokohama Kaidashi Kikou #Tsugumi Project #Candy and Cigarettes #Magical Girl Incident #Me and My Beast Boss #What This World Is Made Of #Sasaki and Peeps #The World's Finest Assassin Gets Reincarnated in Another World as an Aristocrat #A Story of Seven Lives #Bofuri #The Maid I Hired Recently is Mysterious #For the Kid I Saw in My Dreams #Chitose is in the Ramune Bottle #I'm the Catlords' Manservant #The White Cat's Revenge as Plotted from the Dragon King's Lap #Puella Magi Madoka Magica #Puella Magi Suzune Magica #The Strongest Sage With the Weakest Crest

[eddie-rifff]

i feel like steve hackett gets left out of the convo when talking about great prog guitar players, i guess because hes not as flashy as alex lifeson or as technical as fripp but the dude can play guiitar. hes very precise and can come up with some beautiful, intricate melodies and can seriously shred when he wants to. he might be a little understated for some people's liking but it suits genesis' music really well, in the same way mike's bass playing does. luv u steve

#when i met him 10 years ago i accidentally snagged him with a hangnail as i shook his hand #he didnt react so im hoping he wasnt too offended by it but i was like FUCK #also NEVER forget the jelly packet incident #not that it was an incident really #but for those who havent heard the story: #i was on the cruise to the edge and i was covertly watching him get his breakfast #and he was having an english muffin with like 10 jelly packets #i didnt actually watch him eat cuz we sat somewhere else but i was like dude. thats a lot of jelly #a beast that can talk

[cuntstable]

my dog had an icecream booboo idiot failure a while ago. btw. + my voice if you caaare

#she gets lactose free ice cream as a treat sometimes. and i was like oooh cute ill get a video of her eating it cute style Nuh Uh. Beast #mode and treat on nose incident. #my face #NOT MY FACE. but voice and my doggys face. yay

[mantisgodsaus]

New blog moment /pos

Hello! I am here to formally request you may or may not tell me more about this selkieverse. Is it an au where everyone is a selkie (or at least, some bugs are)? Do they just turn into aquatic like bugs instead of actual seals? If actual seals, do you have species picked out for the selkie characters yet? How does it work? Are they even selkies at all? Once more, you don't have to answer if its information you'd like to withold but as local marine biology (mostly seals and jellyfish though) nerd I must know if this may be an au that is like. Right up my alley.

Oh boy, we can answer questions! Technically, we've had this blog for a bit, we just... haven't been using it (we are afflicted with a chronic need to illustrate our worldbuilding and we just Haven't Been Drawing recently).

Not everyone is a selkie, but some bugs are - actual species varies! They're seals, or other assorted... vertebrates, mostly. "Selkie", here, is less referring specifically to seals and more referring to the general category of Bugs With Bonus Pelt. We've got actual species picked out for the selkie characters, but we do want to keep a few under wraps - of the few we can reveal, Leif is a ribbon seal, Mothiva is a leopard seal, Cenn is a yellow-bellied water snake, and Vi... well, her pelt was an ermine.

In terms of how it works - selkies are, more or less, bugs that come in two... pieces, or with two forms. It's genetic, though it can very much skip generations and occasionally appears to manifest from nowhere - generally, you have a few main strains of selkie in an area, maybe with a scattering of other species around. Seals are by far the most common around both Bugaria and The North, and the gene's most common in moths (as far as anyone knows), though it can appear in other species - and, as previously mentioned, sometimes you just get a kid who's a selkie without any previous selkie relatives.

A selkie's pelt isn't present upon hatching, but manifests later - generally either when they metamorphose, in the case of bugs like moths and butterflies, or during one of their first few instars on bugs who do That. It is, functionally, a part of them - a selkie cannot be separated from their pelt for too long, though they can wander farther from it with age and practice, and trying to keep away from it causes fun side effects (like organ failure, and feeling like you're being physically peeled out of your shell, and death).

The pelt itself is, as is typical with selkies, a pelt - seal, or snake, or ermine, or whatever else someone might be. Looks like you'd expect a seal pelt to be - although a selkie's pelt contains a few more bones. Generally, you've got a skull, spine, and ribcage, but it's not uncommon to have a few other bones - they shape the skin, more or less. As is standard, once the skin is donned, they gain the form of their pelt, but the selkie has some control over it - as well as some control over how the pelt moves.

The thing about selkie pelts is that, as they're a part of the selkie, they're functionally "alive" - an extension of the self, an extra limb. Technically, anyone can don a selkie pelt and take on the form of whatever creature they are, but it'll be... strange. Uncanny. They aren't the selkie, and this isn't their form - they're just wearing their skin. Unlike on the selkie themself, the bones aren't going to merge to them properly, they're just going to stick in there, wearing away at their shell until they eventually take it off. A pelt only retains its transformative properties while the selkie it belongs to is alive - once they bite it, it becomes just a piece of leather, though with selkie skin being the only real option as far as skins go, it's still pretty damn valuable dead.

If a selkie's pelt is destroyed, the selkie dies. Likewise, if a selkie dies, the pelt becomes inert. It's a bit like holding a vital organ in your hand - and if the selkie and the pelt are taken too far apart, the connection is severed and the selkie will die even if no damage is dealt to either them or their pelt.

As is standard for selkie mythology, having a selkie's pelt gives you some measure of control over them. Specific degree of control varies, largely based on the selkie - though all selkies can be commanded while you're actively holding their pelt, if they'll keep following that command once you've put it down is a whole 'nother ball park. If you had Leif's pelt in hand and told him to do something, he'd keep doing it even if you put that pelt down later, but if you tried the same with Vi (again, while she had it) she'd stop the second you put it down. With Mothiva, just possessing the pelt is enough - you don't need direct contact, you just need to have it. The effect's at least partially psychosomatic - while it's a direct compulsion with direct contact, anything past that is largely based on if the selkie thinks you should be able to tell them what to do.

The selkie form itself is fairly standard as creatures of its species go, albeit downsized for bug scale. They're around the size they'd normally be relative to a human, relative to an average bug (using an ant as your Standard Human works, here). A selkie is, functionally, both their bug species and their pelt species - behaviors in one form will affect the other, and vice versa. Generally, this'll manifest most noticeably in either tics or diet - a craving for raw fish, an odd sense of territorialism, an impulse to drag dead things to your dumb, bad-at-hunting teammate. It does, however, vary - and a good chunk of selkies do try to keep the fact that they're selkies hidden, especially if they might have reason to fear a stolen pelt.

...this is a whole lot of rambling on Selkie Magic Mechanics and not a whole lot of marine biology, uhh. Hope this helps sketch out the general mechanics for ya! We're always glad to talk about Cool AUs!

#selkieverse #bf aus #selkieverse leif #selkieverse mothiva #selkieverse cenn #selkieverse vi #niko-jpeg #fun fact with standard seal pelts youll cut the flippers and the head off since they don't tan well #a selkie pelt keeps all the bits! its more or less the full skin of the beast including bits thatre just plain impractical to tan normally #also yes fish is a Thing You Can eat its just. not generally a good idea to hunt it as the fish are still Fish Size #leif has the ribbon seal air sac in both forms #mothiva would fucking eat him if she had a chance however she is smaller than him in moth form and he just #entirely lacks any form of self preservation instinct #muze and todd are also selkies but they keep it quiet for dont want their pelts fucking stolen reasons #leif is currently not aware hes a selkie in the first place and hes old enough of one that he has. a Very wide range on his pelt #pelt in question has been hanging up over the fireplace in muze's house ever since an. incident. with grandma muse #they never had the heart to get rid of it. she was Very certain her husband was alive in her old age #you know how it is. a bug gets old and their mind starts to go... always a pity #it does still feel like that pelt is... watching #and it has changed appearance a bit... but who's looking at those old photos anyways? #(leifs pelt has slowly changed color from dark rusty brown to a dark steely blue over the past. century) #(his pelt is not dead but it is Dormant. unfortunately he currently has no fucking clue its even his pelt unfortunately hes stupid) #(also the whole cordyceps thing did scramble his memory access a bit)

[badmovieihave]

Bad movie I have Nightmare Worlds I have to break this set up so you well see this box 2 or 3 times it has Alien Contamination 1980, Alien Species 1996, Alien Zone aka The House of the Dead 1978, All the Kind Strangers 1974, The Alpha Incident 1978, Atomic Rulers of the World 1965, Attack from Space 1965, Beast of the Yellow Night 1971, Counterblast 1948, The Day the Sky Exploded 1958, Death Warmed Up 1984, The Disappearance of Flight 412 1974, The Doomsday Machine 1976, Embryo 1976, and End of World 1977

#Alien Contamination #Ian McCulloch #Alien Species #Charles Napier #Alien Zone #John Ericson #All the Kind Strangers #Stacy Keach #The Alpha Incident #Ralph Meeker #Atomic Rulers of the World #Ken Utsui #Attack from Space #Sachihiro Ohsawa #Beast of the Yellow Night #John Ashley #Counterblast #Robert Beatty #The Day the Sky Exploded #Paul Hubschmid #Death Warmed Up #Michael Hurst #The Disappearance of Flight 412 #Glenn Ford #The Doomsday Machine #Bobby Van #Embryo #Rock Hudson #End of World #Christopher Lee

[kantraels]

weighted blankets exist in the 41st millennium purely because Kenna needs one, because it makes them feel cocooned and safe, and because Zed needs one, because it reminds it of sleeping pressed side-by-side with its comrades in the trenches

#after [redacted work incident] I need to be crushed by twenty pounds of weight in order to really sleep deeply #so I think that it would help the walking anxiety beast (Kenna) feel comforted and hidden #worst case scenario just put a trapper net on em that’ll work <- lying #text post

[afrenchaugurey]

I wrote this scene this morning, I guess I needed a bit of NewTina fluff...

It's supposed to fit in my non magical modern AU (that said, there isn't much to change to make that fit into canon), before Newt and Tina are together.

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Newt tried to open a round metallic box, but it suddenly slipped from his hands, as if it had been alive. As in slow motion, the container fell on the ground, all its contents spreaded on the kitchen floor, staining the tiles with tea leaves.

“Bloody hell !” he muttered, before beginning to mumble, as he was looking for a broom. “Can you be bloody careful once Newt ? It’s not that bloody complicated to open a bloody box… I’m tired of you Newt, really… You should be able to make yourself tea without creating a storm in the kitchen…And not be such a failure.” He was almost crying over frustration, over despair at having wasted all his precious tea reserves, and over fatigue. Probably.

A door opened, revealing a feminine shape. Tina’s eyes were barely opened, as if her lids were protesting, manifesting, ordering her to go back to sleep. 

“Newt, ‘re you alright ?”

“Oh… I’m so sorry. Did I wake you up ?”

She softly smiled at him as an answer. “Is everything OK ? ‘re you hurt ?”

“Yes…all good… I just… messed everything up. As usual… But there is nothing to worry about. I’ll just have to buy tea in the morning, I guess. I’m so sorry I woke you up Tina.” He was rubbing the back of his head, looking sheepishly at the dirty floor. 

“Oh… that’s a chance that I actually bought some tea of yours a few days ago.” She opened a cupboard and stretched, her pajamas lifting up, revealing a bit of skin over her stomach. He hurried to look away, his cheeks abruptly burning. 

“I think it’s the right one ?”

A paper bag appeared in front of him. He took many precautions to open the bag and plunged his nose to smell the content. Straight away surrounded by the scent of orange blossom, he whispered. “You remembered… Thank you Tina.” He smiled at her, a golden sparkle in his eyes, and brushed her cheek with his lips. She was the one to blush, now. 

“What if I made that tea for you ? Does that sound great ? So you’ll tell me why you were up in the middle of the night.”

“It’s 5AM, not the…” She gave him a glare, making him stop his sentence. “Right. I couldn’t sleep, I’m up for hours already. I was working.” He kept the rest of his thoughts for himself, trying to avoid to incur her wrath again, even if he was endlessly spiraling. “And you’re right, I should sleep, or rest, or things won’t get pretty soon… As it always turns when I begin to lose my motor skills.” 

As Tina pushed him out of the kitchen space, he returned to his seat at the table, and got back to work… before being interrupted only a few seconds later, by her hand putting a bookmark inside the large volume that was in front of him.

“Certainly not Mister Scamander. We’ll have that tea together. But no work. I think that all of this proves to us that you need to rest. I’ve two free hours before I need to actually get ready for work. Do you want to watch that show we began last week ?” He looked at her, flabbergasted, then nodded imperceptibly. Then, as he began to grab the teapot, she stopped his move. “What about I take care of everything breakable today ? And you get us some pillows and plaids ?”

Newt snuck in his room to bring back the thick blanket made with multicolored squares they both loved. He joined her on the couch where they snuggled against each other, Tina finally using Newt as a pillow as he turned the TV on. 

#fantastic beasts and where to find them #tina goldstein #newtina #newt scamander #autistic newt scamander #but just a bit #modern au #fantastic beasts fanfiction #reflektor project #it may have been inspired by a tea incident this morning #oupsi

[istherewifiinhell]

Bored as shit posting stupid

[ID: Picture of my boot laced with neon green laces. You can also see the wet pavement, my purple dog leash, my long coat, and that my pants are tucked into my socks. END ID]

#some shit #stupid cause i feel like this IS techically identifying..... rgsvsd #listen been here for an 2.5 hrs and theres been. 15 customers.... and fuck awl else to do #so. ''risky'' posting. the only incidation i will make for darkness visibility (beast coat not included)