#batshit asks

[unhinged-f1-confessions]

I'm a straight guy but I can't stop getting hard n getting off to pics of oscar piastri. its becoming a problem

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#batshit asks #driver: op81

[unhinged-motogp-confessions]

I need to fuck bezz. I mean it's not a today-specific thing it's more of a every day thing but today I just felt like saying it

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#batshit asks #rider: mb72

[unhinged-indycar-confessions]

Sweaty post race angry Pato O'ward is an incredibly sexy man and if I was Ericsson I'd fuck up his race all the time too just to see that sexy face

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#batshit asks #driver: po05 #driver: me28

[unhinged-racing-confessions]

i wish i was smokey nagatas lady friend managing the turbo boost. hes the only one i wouldnt mind being a passenger princess for <3

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#batshit asks #driver: smokey nagata

[ghostbsuter]

"Oh, fuck no." The door is slammed, unfortunately for him, the guy stuck his foot in the jamb and pushed it open again.

"C'mon luv!" Constantine smiles charmingly, not waiting for Danny and entering the apartment.

At least Batman, Nightwing and Spoiler had the patience to wait for him to invite them in. Sagging against the door, he beckoned them inside.

Despite the caution, Spoiler gleefully stepped in, looking around like a child in an amusement park— which might not be too far off.

His apartment is, with all its wards and enchantments, very magical inside than it is outside.

The planetary system of another world, used as light for the living room and for practice.

(Nightwing is careful with what he touches. He still remembers the hours they spent in Mumbo Jumbo's hat.)

Batman on the other hand is following Constantine and Danny to what he assumes to be the office, if the amount of magical stuff carelessly laying around means anything.

"Alright fucker, what are you doing here? And how did you even know I live in gotham?"

John had the audacity to look abashed, scratching the back of his head with a nervous chuckle.

"Something came up and you know Gotham doesn't like me. She is much more used to you and I wanted to introduce bats to you, in case of emergency."

The young adolence stares owlishly.

(How did Constantine expect him to act at the fact that he's trusting a magical situation into the hands of a stranger?

Batman isn't sure how good the boy even is!)

"That's incredible thoughtful of you Connie." Danny hums. "What did you lose for your sorry ass to come here?"

Spoiler snorts, petting a red salamander. "He didn't lose anything." She reassures with a wave, giving an exaggerated smile and raising her brows to show that she's finding it very amusing.

Constantine sputters.

"Ancient knows how Zatanna and Raven deal with him."

Nighteing perks up from the side where he'd looked over the books, some pixie fairies(?) fawning over him? "Raven? You know her?"

Danny suppresses another sigh.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #fic prompt #writing prompt #dc x dp prompt #i cant believe batman got his own personal magic knowing person here in his own city #this man is RELIEVED #no longer does he have to call constantine #he still calls zatanna #magic boy aqured #his black hair and blue eyss are a bonus #Constantine used to break into dsnnys home before he moved #he stil does it #but now its difficult cuz lady gotham likes danny #before anyone asks abt the pixie fairies #they appeared one day and never left #think zelda and a hint of fantastic beasts and where to find him + like the guy from jon constanine who lived in the bowling game place and #legit had drsgon fire with him #danny is batshit crazy

[bixels]

Why the hell, shit, you damned bastard son of a bitch

#personal #delete later #before you ask “why're you posting on reddit bix of course you're gonna get comments like this” #it's cuz it's really low stakes and easy to just throw your art on subs for visibility #and i legitimately love getting batshit insane comments like this because they always read like a copypasta #this isn't hatemail to me this is a reason to live laugh love #like we ALL know independent_lime4943 is misogynistic and racist we don't need to discuss it we can just laugh at him #thank you independent_lime4943 your comments were immediately deleted by moderators but i was lucky enough to #catch them as an email notification. damned bastard son of a bitch

[sabotourist]

You see there's a crucial difference between Spartans and Freelancers. Between their fucking insanity.

Spartans were indoctrinated as children. They are finely curated artisan crazy.

Freelancers are the results of some people looking around for the most fucked up individuals they could find and cherry picking the most batshit headcases possible.

See, it's artisanal insanity versus fully organic insanity.

Both results in people willing to jump out of airplanes or whatever.

#was talking with my friend about that scene from halo infinite #where chief jumps from the ship #into the pelican #and I asked which freelancers would do it #and like carolina and tex obviously #but then york would follow carolina #and south wouldnt let them show her up #and north would follow her #and someone would shove wash out #and florida would fucking whoop as he jumped #and i mean #maine #that sentence ends there #So basically if one freelancer jumped off a bridge all of them would #because again #they're all batshit fucking insane #rvb #red vs blue #red vs blue meme

[luminousstardust]

on the plus side for ashton. what is more non-binary than having both the spirit of an emperor titan and his empress inside your body trying to rip you apart simultaneously?

#kind of a slay if you ask me #crazy batshit insane episode still has me reeling days later. i love bells hells #ashton greymoore #bells hells #critical role #critical role spoilers #bells hells spoilers #cr3 #c3e77 #cr spoilers

[tiredguyswag]

ok. guys. what's the most batshit hindu myth you know

#religion #religion tw #hinduism #desi tag #<- for visibility #cause DAMN there's so many of them #my favorite has the be the asura who asked for a boon to be invincible against any man or beast #Only to be killed by a woman #his sexism led to his demise <3 #relatively it's not batshit. but still so funny if you look at it objectively #also “arjuna this plan will only work if you support trans rights”

[batshit-auspol]

You’re kinda like the Ozzy Man Reviews of Tumblr, but instead of reviewing videos you review our batshit politicians

Thank you for your service 🫡 you are my main news outlet

Thankyou kindly, honoured and concerned in equal amounts

#ask batshit

[unhinged-f1-confessions]

I'm straight I'm straight i'm straight I'm straight oh god I wanna fuck nico Rosberg I'm straight I'm straight I'm straight I'm straight

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#batshit asks #Driver: nr06

[unhinged-motogp-confessions]

insane that marc was so crazy in love with a guy who looked like he had yeast growing in his sideburns when marc himself looked like his cheekbones and jaw were sculpted by the gods. I won't ever shut up if I looked like him. Perhaps use my looks to sway public opinion. Unfortunately he is ill in the head. And vale wasn't even nice to him.

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#batshit asks #rider: mm93

[unhinged-indycar-confessions]

O'ward looks like the human version of shrek (affectionate)

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#batshit asks #driver: po05

[bibliosims]

bff household.

#don’t ask me why but i am batshit feral for travis #shoving fistfuls of him into my mouth and chewing violently #that's my little meow meow right there :) <3 #also i think liberty is very cool and is definitely pegging travis on the down-low #summer dunkenly made out with liberty at a party and has been questioning het sexuality ever since #mine #cas #townie makeovers #*travis scott #liberty lee #summer holiday #*bff household #*willow creek

[realpokemon]

bro wdym "ooh my gulpin is shy" thats literally bullshit gulpins are literally just Globs at best. ive literally stepped on one and there was NO reaction. stop anthromorphizing a glorified stress ball and touch grass or smth

...i don't think that gulpin was alive man.

#pokemon #unreality #pkmn irl #ignoring all the other batshit content of this ask

[keter-class-anomaly]

Oliver alternate outfit. Got one for randy too, except I don’t like it and I didn’t draw it good.

#keter class asks #leo's batshit art #dialtown #Oliver swift #dialtown fanart