#basically my older cousin

[champagnemoon]

My favorite look right now is the rockstar baddie of 2008…Blue black Brazilian blowouts, Smokey eye with thin arched eyebrows, and a band tshirt cut into a halter top

#basically my older cousin #the fragrance was always Paris Hilton Can Can #the car was either a Honda or VW Beetle #evanescence was on the radio period! #I remember she used to bar tend on the weekend and work at the MAC counter during the week #wanted to be her soooooo bad like what a icon

[loud-whistling-yes]

woah look at these kids (neighbourhood au vaguely inspired by @raisans-art's boatem rd au?...)

#whoop #my art #hermitcraft #mcyt #grian #mumbo jumbo #goodtimeswithscar #yea basically mcyts are just a bunch of kids in the neighbourhood #featuring but never drawn: grian's little sister pearl. his cousins jimmy and lizzie #his other cousins wilbur techno and tommy #impulse (one year older than the buttercups) #impulse's friends from school tango and zed #and like a whole other gaggle of children #i actually have some comics of them but i never posted it lol #boatem kids au

[nat-20s]

my heart and soul for Jenny to crash into Rose Noble at some point and be like "oh hey! I'm your older sister!!" and Rose to be like WH-

#doctor who #rose noble #jenny noble #to me #jenny's like yeah the guy you're calling your uncle is my dad! #so technically i guess im your cousin in that sense BUT #im a clone so Donna is basically my mum and since you're what like 25% the doctor- #rose: im what #jenny: -i think sister would be a more apt term #rose: i don't- #Jenny: we also have a younger/older brother but he's in an alternate universe so we probably won't see him #also jenny looking at shaun: fuck yeah. #second dad

[bunnyfella]

Nimona is a great example of non-fandom-ified found family but I guess thats whats yall are doing anyway

#he is not her dad she is not her daughter. to me. let it be a weird mix of chaos cousins who are basically siblings and #the 'older' sibling cant be identified because . i mean. ballister is 100% a middle child but no one who doesnt know him can tell #shes 1000 years old Dude. #theyre the cool niefling and uncle. the cousin chaos duo. siblings who enable each other. i could go on. #anywho #my post #nimona #<33333 #NOT ME MIS-TYPING THE FIRST TAG i aint gonna fix it. bal he/her. ok. whay about it lol

[moeblob]

Karen: LMAO every guy I meet reminds me of my big brothers that's so funny except if Paul is already my brother and you're also a brother that's a bit awkward, huh Hot bartender: THATS MOVING REALLY FAST AND I LIKE YOU AS A PERSON BUT - Karen: having my brothers date would be SO WEIRD Hot bartender: Well on the bright side I literally cannot speak more than five words to him so we aren't dating because he's so cute

(Everyone else: that is somehow the most depressing bright side we never want to hear)

#my characters #oops i fell in love #I just think its really funny how i view so many of the cast as either the only child or #somehow still the only child but with twin cousins that he grew up with somewhat like siblings but is older than them #and then THESE TWO LOSERS (beloveds) are definitely younger siblings #there is no way Karen developed her personality without the help of older brothers #there is also a very funny and agonizing thing where she is super single cause she can't view a guy as more than a brother #she meets an asshole and is like wow just getting huge brother vibes from him wtf #and meets the nicest man possible and is like HOW IS HE ALSO LIKE A BROTHER I WILL NEVER LOVE ROMANTICALLY #and she has all of the guy friends and its very clear if they were interested she has long since friendzoned them #but its fine because they all are also convinced that shes exactly what it would be like to have a brother #so its fine its all good no one really agonizes over not romancing her and she just as a found family in everyone #hi my name is salmon and you may recall my feheroes experience where i want to give a certain male all of the siblings #the sibling adopter extraordinaire ? yeah thats basically karen now that i think about it #you know one time at work at my first job there was a girl who had a crush on a guy and we all worked the same shift a lot #and one day she was whining because he was so friendly to me and he looks at the girl straight faced and says #ITS BROS BEFORE HOES aint that right and im like uh huh sure thats exactly right #and later i told him i really wanted to know where she went wrong because i had a crush on him in school until he opened his mouth #and hes like yeah sucks to wanna date me you made the right choice #and i just ..... will never forget that weird guy #he saw me in a hoodie once and goes NO WAY I HAVE THE SAME ONE and then makes sure he brings it in next time we work together to prove it #he was like an annoying younger brother to me and i thought it was very funny that apparently i too am a sibling to him #i might be adopted and i might be biased but i think everyone could use an adopted sibling that they dont live with #thats a special bond ok im just sayin #also sorry its so late tonight i had some uhhhhhh problems haha

[pretty-emo-dad]

These past couple of years are giving major 2014/2016 vibes, we got MCR, Dan and Phil, FNAF AND homestuck revivals….. I’m going insane

#I know I don’t show it much #but I was a bit of a phannie #very casual tho bc I was like 9 n couldn’t have tumblr #as for mcr? never got into them until very recently #fnaf was my shit #and also recently (three yrs ago) got into homestuck #so basically I’m just becoming my older cousin when she was my age #dan and phil #five nights at freddy's #fnaf #my chemical romance #homestuck

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

did i ever tell y’all about my little cousin who i’m very patiently waiting for her to turn 12 or 13 so i can get her to read city of bones as a long term comedic revenge plot against her father

#she’s only like 8 i think there’s still a ways to go #and thank god for that because i hardly ever see her rn so i still need time to build it up #idek how much of a reader she is at this stage but her parents read so i imagine she’s gonna be a reader too #she’s not an ipad baby like her cousins i have high hopes for her #basically the backstory is that her dad (guy who married my older first cousin when i was 10. he’s basically been around forever tho) #he used to make fun of me for my ya fantasy books (jokingly he was never actually Mean) and when they had a daughter i realized there was a #perfect way to enact some hilarious revenge… #his kids love me i could maybe even pull it off twice with their son #but that’s maybe bordering on evil so i won’t plan that far in advance #he’s five he might not remember he loves me by the next time i see him anyway #the daughter though is at an age where she does remember me and we’re buddies. but she’s too young to read ya fantasy still #anyway. that’s something i’ve got going on. in the works #oh if i ever mentioned the two 5 year old cousins who’s nails i painted at my family reunion last summer. that kid was one of them #just to tie the narrative together for you <3

[blackspring4577]

Okay, headcanon time.

Five and Four are siblings. Not by blood relation, obvs, rather Five was assigned by Infinity (who I hc as a parental figure for all the algebraliens, because, well, he created them) to be Four's big brother mentor when he was just a baby. Four has always been a chaotic person loving to cause mischief so Five had to discipline him all the time. This also the reason why he is so sarcastic and cares about rules more than anything, Four contributed to this. Although it was Five from whom Four inherited the habit of being a control freak.

Also, Five and Infinity were the only 2 people Four actually liked in this youngest days. The others? He just screeched at them the moment they tried to interact with him.

#xfohv #xfohv five #xfohv four #basically made this because their interactions in million subs celebration video reminded me of my own interactions with my older cousin #and also because i wanna see more interactions between just integers in canon

[r-truth]

my aunt told me that her long-time boyfriend of 24 years broke up with her via whatsapp text message (not even audio message!!!) and also told her to tell her kids about it. she was absolutely devastasted not because of the break-up but the method he CHOSE to do it lmao so she sent him three audios messages going like "NAH NAH NAH YOU'RE GOING TO COME TO MY HOUSE AND BREAK UP WITH ME TO MY FACE. OH AND YOU'RE TELLING MY CHILDREN ABOUT IT. I'LL BE WAITING" all while yelling. anyway i love her.

moral of the story don't break up with my 55-year-old aunt via text message

#my two cousins (her children) are older than 24 years but he basically took care of them after their father disappeared from the map #my cousin's kids refer to this man as GRANDPA. like. the nerveee #she showed me the audio messages and they're BEAUTIFUL. feminism #delfi.txt

[mcnuggyy]

Man every time i go visit my tio Chalio I’m like dude this is the coolest uncle of all time… he’s a stay at home husband, he cooks bomb ass traditional Mexican dishes alongside a bunch of other delicious meals, he got really into woodworking during the pandemic and has now made a bunch of beautiful frames and shelves and tables and decorative wood art (including my favorite shelf where I currently keep my alebrijes) he also gardens and is currently growing his own weed AND camomile for tea… his wife is bisexual AND he’s been getting more and more radicalized by reading a bunch of leftist lit from a leftist youtuber he’s been watching along w other documentaries (he spent all day today showing me this book full of Columbus’s journals and telling me how racist and evil he is 😭 I was just like I know tio it’s crazy right? Lmaooo) he has two old chihuahuas that he loves very very much named after basketball players, he also made them a bed with his new woodworking skills <3 did I mention both him and my auntie used to be cholos btw… just man… coolest guy on earth fr

#ALL MY UNCLES THAT USED TO BE CHOLOS ENDED UP BECOMING THE SWEETEST AND COOLEST PEOPLE OF ALL TIME #both my tio Chalio and my nino Chachalaco #coolest guys of all time fr #they’re also the only older relatives that know I’m queer and accept me <3 #I just have many feelings about it <33 #my tio Chalio always sends me pictures of the food he makes too which I think is sweet #and obviously I love my two cousins as well <3 #I’ve basically just seen his character development since I was a kid and it’s crazy seeing how much he’s grown and changed as a person #callate guero

[anonbinaryweirdo]

i actually act like this whenever I'm playing Mario kart with my cousins LMAO 😭😭😭

#i got into a physical fight (all in good fun/hsrs) with my cousin who's two years older than me #and we both had to sit out five rounds 😔💔 #basically i acr just like this‚ but worse 😔

[whoa-where-did-the-pancakes-go]

Omg I almost forgot. My awsome cousins are in town tomorrow.

#the two of them are some of my favorite family members #their mom. ehhh. last time she was here she tried to talk to me about her circle group thing #where she and a bunch of other ladies gather once a month to talk about the moon and womanly gifts and stuff #yeah hey im sure this teen girl would love that #no. no i would not. fuck the “womanly gifts” i do not want them #basically shes trying to get me to join her period celebration cis woman group. and shes talking about this- #- in front of my younger sisters and her amab kids. and my uncle. and dad. and also my mom. #respectfully shut the fuck up #okay maybe that wasnt the most recent time i saw her but it was a notable example of her character #anyway! my cousins are cool!! im exited to see them!! #this one time i helped the older one hide on a shelf and then i put the box back in front of them #we were playing hide and seek. it took my sisters and their younger brother like 15 minutes to find them #it was hilarious #the older one is almost exactly a year older than me and the younger is a day older than my youngest sister (8)

[citrusitonit]

thers this bitter passive aggressiveness between kids who secretly find a younger kid annoying and its really sad

#my little sister has very aggressive tendencies #she has no other playmate other than our younger cousin who she likes 2 act passive aggressive with #its sad seeing her make verbal jabs at our cousin and tries to play my callouts as 'favoritism' and 'acting weird' #ughh i try to defend my cousin when my sister starts making weird threats #like ugh idk its all so frustrating and complicated to deal with #theres so many factors to consider in her behavior and the problem is im not her psychiatrist #i recognize that shes a kid so i am patient with her and try to fill in with basic discipline #because alr our parents get irrationally angry with her so i forced myself to fix my same habit of yelling #guh idk #im just tired bro but i dont want her to grow up with that type of mindset #idk #my older sister isnt even doing anything cuz shes a pushover who bends when our younger sister just starts lashing out #i understand kids need to vent its healthy so i let her scream in her room #but what i dont allow is her hurting others just because shes mad #or smthn like that #idk im most of the time shes with me so i try to make good influences or smn #oh man this went on a long rant huh #is this considered a vent?? #ventish #vent #just in case

[ranger-kellyn]

i just think hilda and juliana are cousins. no i will not explain myself.

#except i will bc it's me and i love to hear myself talk #working on my more formal scarlet/violet outline and i was thinking about where to fit a scene idea i had #of nemona and juliana having their first sleepover or whatever while out on their treasure hunt #and juliana being over the moon about it since it's her first sleepover with a friend probably since she was a kid #her last being with her cousin hilda--which she'll remember she didn't enjoy because hilda was a few years older than her at the time #and while it wasn't quite babysitting it was basically babysitting and juliana knew it hilda knew it hilda's friends knew it skljdh #and so juliana was just not at all enthused by cheren or bianca for basically no reason #and like does ANY of that matter???? #is this anything???? #idk not really it doesn't Add anything to the story #but i'm having a good time i guess and that's all that matters rn #writing tag

[elysiumcalled]

I’m in an emotional I love my pets mood bc the family doggy is going to sleep forever tomorrow :(

#not to dampen anyone’s mood lol but I am s a d #she’s my older cousins dog and lives with her but she’s basically the family dog #first place she came as a puppy was my house :( #she’s the biggest softest giant (literally) baby and I’m gonna miss her :’(

[gobbluthbutagirl]

my gay cousin drew got engaged and this was my main takeaway from the facebook screenshot of it my sister shared

#at least i THINK he’s my cousin #so basically my first cousin is married to this dude. and drew is his son from a previous relationship #no biological relationship but that is some type of cousin right #my cousin is like 37 and her husband is like 10 years older than her and i think drew is probably like 29 #and my cousin’s age is easy to remember because she is exactly 15 years younger than my dad #and my dad’s age is easy to remember because he is exactly 3 weeks younger than will arnett #good lord with every tag i add this post gets worse. #thanks for tuning in to tonight’s episode of Something Wrong With Me. this is your host gobbluthbutagirl