To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Barlo sexuality. The origin of barlo is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the attraction will go over a typical barlosexuals head. There's also the bees nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into the bees characterisation- their personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The barlo's understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this attraction, to realise that they're not just attracted- they know something deep about BEES. As a consequence people who dislike the Barlo sexuality truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the attraction in Barry B Benson existential catchphrase "you like jazz?" which itself is a cryptic reference to Barlo people who are attracted to bees, and he is thereforth hitting on Barlo people. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as barlo people's genius wit unfolds itself on their tumblr page. What fools.. how I pity them. 🐝
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Barlo flag tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the bees' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personal kid.🐝
I read up on skogsrå in the morning, listened to ghost stories about dead coal miners and mama bears in the afternoon, and watched Deer Lady avenge her friend in the evening.
For every fan of horror podcasts, who haven't listened to Old Gods of Appalachia, my deepest condolences, so sad for you. For the rest of us, today The Boy has graced us with his presence today, here to blow up your mine and make you piss yourself.
I have been thinking about writing some Seb comforting Lando after a particular 2021 race (and maybe even Seb giving a particular caregiver a stern lesson on how to react to racing mishaps with their littles post-race) 🤔 I promise this is actually much more comforting and lighthearted than this message sounds but fjakgksk. ✨a little hurt / a lot of comfort ✨
give it to me. yesterday.
also does this particular caregiver’s name rhyme with Barlos? 🙃
maybe i’m wrong but this set up made me think of that clip where Carlos and Lando have their lil moment and whatever Carlos says to Lando wipes the smile clean of his face and gets replaced with this heart shattering sadness i wanna cry thinking about it
don’t get me wrong i love carlos but bestie you best believe you getting your ass beat for whatever was said there
good luck with writing, i’d love to see it come to life ♥️