#barely made it out alive

[getting-messi]

Thank GOD!

#worst experience of my freaking life #I thought psg would be a cute lil detour for him in his career #but man am I SICK of that PATHETIC ASS CLUB! #never utter the words psg to me ever again #barely made it out alive #anyways now Barca get serious or Pep let’s make dreams come true😵🤲🏾 #my post

[joeynewgarden]

WORST EXPERIENCE OF MY FUCKING LIFE

#barely made it out alive #p

[dovewingkinnie]

when the evil gameshow host gets a crush on you

#it looks like hes crucifying him #jesus rose after the third day #oc #oc art #drawing men is the most difficult thing ever #i barely made it out alive!!! #anyways ive always wanted to make a evil gmaeshow host story #for months #its finally time

[ninicaise]

obsessed with the fact that auguste loved laurent so much and took care of him so well and reassured him and built up his self esteem so solidly in the 13 years he was able to that it was just enough for laurent to be confident enough in himself to keep his head up while being alone against a man who hurt and belittled him constantly literally every day for seven years. something something love can't save you but it will help you through

#laurent #auguste #auguste & laurent #captive prince #also the fact that laurent literally lived like this for so long #its like how can you stand this nightmare?? and the nightmare is just where he lives. i live here. its my house #laurent has a will of steel but like he barely made it out alive as it is. a little less love and that boy would not have made it

[oneluckydragon]

So I decided to spin the wheel by @onefey since I saw so many mutuals getting really cute PMD Teams.

Meet hero Lucky (Girafarig) and partner Biggs (Wimpod). Never in my life have I considered a Girafarig as my potential PMD-sona but here we are despite it all. Even though I was skeptical at first I am now in permanent love.

Gotta think of an Exploration Team name now... hm.

#tagging you per request onefey #what a fun little thing you did thanks for giving me an excuse to doodle #i'm enlightened now i'm a changed person #i've always been kinda “eh” about girafarig especially the shiny but now i think i might genuinely love them #also i'm very average height so the idea of evolving into something tall like farigiraf is hilarious to me #and wimpod... my beloved #i could not have gotten a better partner i love golisopod so much #to all my mutuals out there... if you're reading this i am alive but only barely #i have not forgotten you guys and i think about you daily despite disappearing off the face of the earth #been pushing myself to try and be online again but things have been rough #to anyone that has sent me discord messages that i haven't replied too-- #--i promise i read them and they made me smile #i'll try to talk to you guys soon! <3

[surreal-duck]

nui shenanigans

#doodles #duck scribbles #midoyuzu #yuzumido #hi ive been in an absolute Situation lately 👍 gonna drop off the face of the earth again so long fellas #enstars #yuzuru fushimi #midori takamine #what if we had nuis of each other and i made nui me kiss your nui......... #have barely been drawing lately outside of work burnout eating me alive for real 😔 #the horrors and depression and dysphoria may be unrelenting but mf so am i!!!!!!!!! #ahhh im behind on comms too i am extremely sorry 🙇‍♂️ gonna try get on top of those as best as i can #hoping to at least get out of my rut in time for the es rarepair week too tho o9 #survived fragrance on engstars w 2 naru copies 👍👍👍 girl help i dojt want to open the game for another month or so but alas. valk ss next #damn im rambling again. anyways aaaaaaaaaaaa i wanna drawi wanna draw

[justarandomhelluvablog]

sorry sorry last time I'm talking about huskerdust tonight but does it fuck anyone else up knowing that Husk and Angel basically lived at the same time but were on opposite sides of the country. But also Husk went traveling. Like these two could have met while they were alive and wouldn't even know it. They didn't even know the other existed until they met at the hotel

Like I have. so many thoughts about this.

#hazbin hotel #Husk #Angel Dust #gods imagine how different things would have turned out for both of them if they'd met while alive #well I say that but they were deeper in their vices then than they are now so...... maybe they'd have made each other worse #or maybe they could have saved each other who knows #also just thinking about the idea of Husk and Angel meeting at a bar in New York back when they were alive #like not even knowing it was each other but having met and spent a night drinking in a bar together talking #maybe Angel was going around flirting for free drinks and Husk was waiting to board a ship to who knows where #and they're both neck deep in their own vices but Husk tries to give Angel some advice anyway (we dk if Husk's morals developed in Hell #when he lost his status or are remnants of his human life but I like to imagine he was a decent man who made a string of bad choices #we also don't know what kind of Overlord he was. for all we know the worst thing he did was bet souls so we dunno if he was cruel/immoral) #but Angel not heeding his advice bc who's gonna listen to an alcoholic amirite but he was fun to talk to and bought him drinks so #and them parting ways without even so much as learning the other's name. and all this happening just days before Angel dies #Husk doesn't even think about him again cuz he was just some dude at a bar and barely remembering bc it was ~20 years before he died #but Angel vividly remembering it bc it was one of the last memorable days leading up to his death #anyway thanks for listening to me ramble orz

[kuragesoda]

RAMURAAAAN !! 💞

#smth simple this time to help me get used to drawing on my new laptop !! #also wow cant believe its been like . 2 months ???? since my last art post lol #barely crawling out alive from uni and midterms yippeeeee ........ #i am so . jam packed w ideas i want to draw grGHGRHBH BUT . ARGH #anyways . mini life update done time to tag #hypmic #hypnosis mic #ramuda amemura #fanart #made by me :))

[animalcrossingshowdown]

Hourly tunes round 1 results:

1pmNL 85% / 1pmNH 15%

1amNL 82.9% / 1amNH 17.1%

8amNL 82.6% / 8amNH 17.4%

8pmNL 81.8% / 8pmNH 18.2%

11pmWW/CF 81.4% / 11pmPG 18.6%

11pmNL 79.7% / 11pmNH 20.3%

4amNL 76.9% / 4amNH 23.1%

7pmNL 76.5% / 7pmNH 23.5%

11amNL 75.5% / 11amNH 24.5%

Noon WW/CF 75.3% / Noon PG 24.7%

10pmWW/CF 73.9% / 10pmPM 26.1%

2pmNL 73.3% / 2pmNH 26.7%

9amNL 73.2% / 9amNH 26.8%

9amWW/CF 72.7% / 9amPG 27.3%

3amWW/CF 72.5% / 3amPG 27.5%

6amWW/CF 72.1% / 6amPG 27.9%

Midnight WW/CF 69.8% / Midnight PG 30.2%

11amWW/CF 68.9% / 11amPG 31.1%

9pmPG 68.6% / 9pmWW/CF 31.4%

1amWW/CF 68.2% / 1amPG 31.8%

6pmWW/CF 67.5% / 6pmPG 32.5%

3amNL 67.4% / 3amNH 32.6%

5pmNL 67.2% / 5pmNH 32.8%

Midnight NL 67% / Midnight NH 33%

cut at the halfway point bc there is a per-text-block character limit

4pmWW/CF 66.6% / 4pmPG 33.4%

8pmWW/CF 66.2% / 8pmPG 33.8%

3pmWW/CF 65.9% / 3pmPG 34.1%

5pmPG 62.7% / 5pmWW/CF 37.3%

2amWW/CF 61.7% / 2amPG 38.3%

9pmNL 60.5% / 9pmNH 39.5%

7amNL 60.4% / 7amNH 39.6%

2pmWW/CF 60.2% / 2pmPG39.8%

5amNH 60.1% / 5amNL 39.9%

3pmNL 59.7% / 3pmNH 40.3%

10pmNL 59.1% / 10pmNH 40.9%

5amWW/CF 58.4% / 5amPG 41.6%

2amNH 57.2% / 2amNL 42.8%

10amNL 56.2% / 10amNH 43.8%

1pmWW/CF 55.5% / 1pmPG 44.5%

6pmNL 55.1% / 6pmNH 44.9%

10amPG 53.6% / 10amWW/CF 46.4%

7amPG 53.2% / 7amWW/CF 46.8%

8amPG 53.2% / 8amWW/CF 46.8%

Noon NL 53.2% / Noon NH 46.8%

4pmNL 52.5% / 4pmNH 47.5%

4amWW/CF 51.9% / 4amPG 48.1%

6amNL 51% / 6amNH 49%

7pmPG 51% / 7pmWW/CF 49%

I colour coded these again since I found it difficult to parse with all black text. I tried to pick four of the available colours that are easy to tell apart while avoiding red and green since that's the most common type of colourblindness. I gave NH yellow and PG purple since those are the hardest to see on light & dark themes respectively and I figured those colours wouldn't be around very long lmao

round 2 starts tomorrow!

#oough I can't believe my favourite NL track only BARELY made it through with 51% well at least it's still alive #also now that they're all voted out let me go on my thing about PG's night tracks #it's harder to appreciate as an adult without a bedtime because 11pm/12am are just whatever but I LOVE that they're kind of spooky #like remember being a kid and thinking midnight is spooky??? #and then 2am ur just going kinda loopy bc it's 2am and ur still AWAKE for some reason #and 4am just sounds so exhausted after you've basically pulled an all-nighter

[some-country-bumpkin]

@sleepis4theweak

Real security cam footage of Demon Donnie being pacified by BTS

#I barely made it out of there alive #I can’t escape those eyes #why demon donnie why

[last-shadow-puppet]

i am manifesting tlsp3 so hard im gonna give myself an aneurysm before it happens

#i manifested it before #barely made it out alive then #don’t think i can do this again without any brain damage

[taizi]

it’s a making chocolate chip pancakes at 3am while chappell roans ‘good luck babe’ blasts in your headphones at a volume loud enough to break the sound barrier kind of night im afraid

#blah #work was sent from hell today #i barely made it out alive

[swan2swan]

Remembering how the comics even ruined the Earth King's character... the feats in that were staggering

#absolutely no one was safe in hindsight #like...how do you even have smellerbee and longshot being alive? #we got some good things out of it specifically mai's aunt and a little more time with her mom #I think she was okay #but it was absolutely not crafted by people who sat down and looked back over the series and said ''okay so what happened offscreen HERE?'' #but seriously they had kuei just go back to his throne like no that man wasn't going back for AGES #also you really missed out on a whole Earth Kingdom Civil War plotline where no one knows where this nerd vanished to #and everyone's vying for succession all five generals are trying to lay claim to the throne #meanwhile the king's over in some fishing village learning what a ''boat'' is #he finally resurfaces after ten years like ''I finally know what everything is!'' and Haru of all people has to leave the throne room #because Aang made up some technicality about how he knew Haru's great-great-grandfather and he was actually the former King's banished bro #so now Haru has TOTAL legitimacy and Aang just pulled his Great Divide maneuver again #Kuei has everything straightened out in a month because of his newfound wisdom #has a daughter and we all know how she turns out #seriously though they just...barely tried

[jaminico]

#me:i #me:iedit #ミーアイ #kokoro #kato kokoro #加藤心 #lapone #lapone artists #jaminico #jaminico gifs #gifs #my heart #yes hi i'm alive #just been a little too busy to gif lately #thought i'd come back with some me:i gifs finally #and i did kokoro first cuz she's my oshi #my og chebul bias and now my me:i oshi #i forgot how much i loved her #i nearly passed out when she showed up on pudu #and then when she just barely made it into the final lineup i almost died

[strawberrybyers]

just a cute lil reminder that exactly a year ago we all collectively watched will byers look mike wheeler in the eyes and tell him he is the heart of the group and that because of mike he doesn’t feel ashamed to be different and basically gave the most precious, heartfelt love confession i have ever seen in my life even if will was coding it as el’s feelings

and then during and after will speaking mike wheeler was looking at him like this??!!??!!

like the duffers, noah schnapp, and finn wolfhard really said “oh you think pride month is over? SIKE it’s now extended to july 1” because they fucking delivered with this scene

#like i watched that and i barely made it out alive #will byers i love you so much you’re so brave and don’t worry mike is your boyfriend it’s going to happen I PROMISE YOU #i saw the scene start with the van pass by then the close up of mike and will and i held my breath the entire time #heart racing palms sweating I WAS ON EDGE #watching vol 2 felt like i did 20 different types of drugs i was experiencing every emotion possible #i truly thought i was losing my mind #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #stranger things

[eyes-above--the-waves]

I know that nobody wants to lose in the 1st round, but let's be honest here...do we really want to put THIS version of the Leafs through another round against Florida??

You really want a one-ankled Mitch Marner, a migraines-to-the-point of puking Willy Nylander, and a coming-out-of-both-ends Auston Matthews to have to deal with the Panthers?? Are y'all cruel??

#we barely made it out alive last year and they went into that series healthy #we would have to draft an entirely new team next year #toronto maple leafs #hockey