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queerlyhalloween · 3 months

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you know before i cleaned the bathroom walls people were writing their A03 handles on them to promote smut, which sounds like something I'd make up for a Tumblr post except that I have photographic proof

#my personal favourite is barely visible in the top picture but it said 'the naked man fears no pickpocket'#uncaptioned #bar stuff

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lepertamar · 10 months

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at this point i'm worrying like.....what is the point of working late every friday night and missing shabbat every week if i'm not getting the payload in tips i'm doing it for.....work has been so slow

#bar stuff #also you know of 'not making rent' but

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frankieplsrelax · 6 months

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me writing notes to myself in my iphone notes app i never check: hey btw you were drunk when you wrote this, maybe edit it before you show anyone/text anyone while sober

also me: does not revise/edit the note, sends it as a text to my bar owner or general manager as it was written while drunk

#abt me #frankiesworld #personal #bar stuff

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avkamfher · 8 months

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It is fun adding a new piece to the hearth.

#personal #bar stuff #home decor

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araneapeixes · 1 month

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Not gonna be able to get back to this for the next week or so but I wanted to share so wips :))

#I CANT STOP DRAWING THEM IN BARS AND CLUBS?? lmao #anyways the point of this one is that they both want to fuck shadowheart. and so they shall #im on such a roll with this modern au stuff and its the first time in a while that im genuinely kinda drawign the same thing #over and over again and it feels so good? lmao #this is gonna be my niche i think #bg3 #baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 modern au #shadowheart #karlach #karlach cliffgate #lae'zel #shadowzel #shadowlach #wip #sketch

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killtaupe · 1 year

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You don’t want condensation rings on your West Elm coffee table during your sexy party, so you better use a coaster. 🍺🐻

#artists on tumblr #beer #bar stuff #kill taupe #gay #bottoms up

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cryptcatz · 2 years

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found an old google doc i made of my favorite bat species. you should suggest more species for my list pls

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A post describing 6 types of bats as follows:

Northern Ghost bat

Angry face

Primarily eats moths and apparently likes to sing while doing so. Fuckin superb you funky little ghost bat

Desert long-eared bat

What's he so happy about???

Apparently they get scorpion stings to the face a lot but it's okay because they just don't care and swoop down to eat them whole (stinger and poison sack included) off the ground anyways

So actually he's probably happy about all the scorpion murder he commits

Pallid bat

Ears

Greater false vampire bat

Can apparently eat like anything. Bugs? Yes. Frogs? Yes. Birds? You bet.

Like straight up cannibalizes bats smaller than it.

Kind of a killing machine overall really

Wrinkle faced bats

Ugly but full of love

has a flap of skin they use as a facemask when they nap. Fancy.

Their weird skull structure lets them eat a wider range of food than most other bats. So that's rad.

Frog eating bat.

They eat frogs

Fun at parties. Always brings fun food (frogs)

End ID.

(thank you @friendlybat for the ID!!)

#obviously it isn’t particularly informative mostly just a list of species to do further research on etc #bats #animals #cute bats #northern ghost bat #long eared bar #pallid bat #vampire bat #vampire bats #this is just a preview the actual list is longer #i like making lists. lol #especially of stuff i like #like animals #personal #am considering making a list like this for bugs birds etc #i kiiinda have some half done ones #hits i guess

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lazylittledragon · 3 months

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isn't it weird how if you get up at 7 or 8, do your work all day, then have free time and go to bed at 11 that's absolutely fine

but if i said i get up at 10, do fun stuff in the morning then work in the evening and go to bed late, i could be called lazy, nevermind that i'm getting just as much or MORE work done as i would in a traditional work day

#ramble #idk if this is a me problem or not #i've tried to do the early rise early bed thing again and again and it just does not work for me doing freelance right now #maybe it's bc i used to work at a bar so i'm more comfortable being active in the evening #i love working at night because there's less going on to distract me #what used to happen is i would get up early then fight executive dysfunction all day saying i couldn't do fun stuff until i did my work #then my will to work would hit at 10pm and i'd be up till 2am anyway #right now my routine is waking up later and playing a game or knitting for an hour or so and then working in the afternoon and evening #something something capitalism and 9-5 and adhd don't go together #this sounds like i'm just making excuses but it works and i'm actually getting shit done and sleeping enough so i don't see the problem #i just figured i'm probably going to sit and do nothing for a few hours in the morning anyway so i might as well give myself permission to

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clownsuu · 1 year

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The mob au just hits different. You've got such a unique art style and they're all so detailed. (I personally just love the way you draw Wally's hair for the mob au, so Curly.)

Taking an eye to be part of The Family has such implications. Like these are people who can be immediately identified by anyone who knows of The Boss. Specifically that they are part of the inner circle, direct access to Wally. This on its own is awful for a mob but it also means that they are powerful enough that the lack of a second eye would inspire fear instead of it being an exploitable weakness.

Also Wally is so Smol that he breaks the big and intimidating stereotype. This is a master of the mind rather than someone who got lucky by being muscle. He has something to offer everyone, something that is worth losing an eye through violent means.

That's what's so intriguing about this au. Everyone (or at least me) wants to know how this came to be, what does The Boss have that is worth it?

His family.

cw mild-ish body horror

Lil bit more of thems, a lil lightning round of mini questions iv gotten vaguely answered lmAOOO

#Also iv been asked multiple times for a tag for this au-#Typically I do not tag stuff for aus since I never really saw the point for it for my own aus-#However a l o t of people really like it JDHDHDH #So just for this one it will get a tag smhhh #Welcome home mob au #Welcome home howdy #welcome home wally #welcome home frank #welcome home home #howdy pillar #wally darling #frank frankly #I ain’t tagging everyone that’s in the shadows JDHDHDHDD #Also yeah howdy’s weapon of choice is a ice pick #Cause yknow #Bar stuff JDHDGDHHD

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taxinealkaloids · 1 year

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horrible children who are. so so mean to each other

#tlt #the locked tomb #my art #precanon griddlehark dynamic is SO funny. the way they are just no-holds-barred absolutely AWFUL to each other.#the fact that harrow made fun of gideon for saying 'i love you' over her dead mother's grave so gideon nearly choked her to death #and then when gideon recalls this story in gtn she's just like 'yeah lol we were wild kids'#also remember when gideon responded to harrow being kind of bossy with 'your parents must have been so relieved to die' like #imagine saying that knowing full well her parents killed themselves in front of her when she was ten!!!! insane!!#there's no sense of going 'too far' between them. they casually hit what would be considered by most ppl to be 'too far' and then keep going #anyway i don't usually go in for characters-being-kids-together stuff but i will admit that childhood gid+harrow #following each other around absolutely terrorizing each other because they're desperate for each other's attention but also full of #hatred and vitriol #does compel me #like...2 very lonely very traumatized children with only each other for company. what will they do? ENDLESSLY TORTURE EACH OTHER!!!#and yet they are each other's emotional support person. its so good.

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blairpfaff · 3 months

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ANDREW SCOTT photographed by Ramon Christian for Attitude

I suppose I just enjoy being gay so much on so many levels, I think it’s such a wonderful thing to me. It’s an extraordinary gift to my life and just to be able to see the real beauty in being gay is completely wonderful. The older I get, just the more I feel so lucky to have been born gay and that pervades my life in the sense of all my friendships. I have so many amazing queer friends in my life now that I just adore.

#andrew scott #he always has the best stuff to say about being gay #i still think of the thing he said about being in a gay bar feeling like part of his essence #edits

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queerlyhalloween · 10 months

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No I'm rly glad we banned plastic straws to "save the turtles" at the minor cost of finding yet another way to fuck over disabled people only for me to have to come into work and have to pick up roughly 459294 disposable plastic vapes after actual children

[Img desc: wooden deck beer garden with a wooden table, there is an ashtray on the table alongside 3 vape pens. A further vape pen and paper straw are on the floor. END DESC]

Actual fuck this tbh.

#disability rights #yes im still angry about this #i didnt even move any of these literally 4 within a foot of each other #bar stuff

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steelscorner · 4 months

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Batstarion Gif!