#bafta livestream

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

the baftas: my eyes need bleach after the livestream chat.

I SAID I WOULD COME TO TUMBLR AND SLUT-SHAME ALL OF YOU, AND YOU BET YOUR GODDAMN BILDADDY I'M HERE TO DO IT. First, a huge thank you to @good-usernames-were-taken, Valerie, for enabling this entire chaos and streaming it. And of course to Disappointment the Main Maggot.

Second, as per requests from you maggots, I have to give an honourary mention to the tragic lack of an emotional support gaseous orange, the late half-eaten packet of Lays on my desk, and my nearly empty can of Monster energy. Idk either, you asked for the mentions you got them.

Without further ado, presenting the BAFTA Awards 2024:

I am busy drawing out the neckline stitches of Crowley's wedding dress, when I am reminded of the stream and I crash into it midway. Little do I know what I am getting into.

Everyone is here for David Tennant. No one is here for the actual awards. This is made very clear very quickly.

KNEES. JUST KNEES. ALL EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT, THROUGHOUT THE STREAM, IS DAVID TENNANT'S KNEES. ARE YOU ALL OKAY WHAT THE FRESH HELL.

For context, David is in a kilt for the first half. I finally see why my relatives disapprove of skirts above knee-length. I never knew humanity's unholy worship of knees till I came here.

SOMEONE ASKS IF DAVID HAS TANNED HIS KNEES. MAGGOTS. PLEASE.

We interrupt our regular scheduled program of David knees to have an intense discussion about British versus French humour, and the misgendering of croissants.

RDJ wins an award and calls his wife his Alpha and Omega.

We're back to the knees. I can't handle how slutty David's knees are, says a worthy maggot.

This goes into a discussion about tickets for David's Macbeth, because, you guessed it, the kilt and the knees.

A lot of gorgeous and talented women in the BAFTAs tonight. I am floored.

I am not allowed to dwell in my awe because the chat is not a place of the lord. Curtain calls of Macbeth are discussed with unnecessary lasciviousness.

Thankfully, in the midst of this, I get a great Zodiac pattern reference for Crowley's wedding dress cummerbund. I was going to have to research the night sky for star charts but this is better.

People show their beautiful brainrot-induced Doc Marten purchases.

The knee thirst has moved into X-rated territory. I am terrified.

A song is sung in memory of film industry people who passed away this year, and people are sad about Dumbledore but at the same time are imagining Aziraphale and Crowley dancing to the song. The brainrot is real.

I accidentally spoil Saltburn's freakshow for someone. When I ask how I can make up for it, they say something about GOAD. I'm alarmed. Is that an OnlyFans, I ask. It's Good Omens After Dark, the chat answers. Is THAT an OnlyFans, I ask. Close enough, the chat says.

David has now changed outfits to a suit, which finally makes people pay attention to the BAFTAs, if only to alternatively thirst over the suit and bemoan the loss of knees.

Things, uh, happen, which I will have to include as quotes in another post. Cheers, @thearoacemess and @vitrilol.

Barty Crouch Jr is debated about as the Wolfstar child. Bratty Crouch Jr is said to be Crowley.

I obtain a banana, which I associate with blowjobs.

@thearoacemess talks about someone deepthroating a seven-inch banana without a hitch.

The stream does a flashback to the kilt time. It is a mistake. @queermarzipan barrels in and is being too slutty about the knees.

I tell them they need jesus, and they yell about how they've gone to mass twice today and they're an atheist.

Thankfully, @vitrilol starts chanting about the glory of Ireland. The only thing that will distract Marzipan from David Tennant is Ireland.

He proceeds to start screech-singing in all caps.

🎵IRELAND IIIRELAND TOGETHER STANDING TALLLL.🎵

The BAFTAs end. People are still thirsting over David Tennant.

🎵I KNOW YOU'RE MISSING HOME IT'S SO LONG SINCE YOU'VE BEEN🎵

Uh, more dubious things about David, suits and the absence of said suits are discussed. I'm trying my damndest not to notice.

🎵AND THE LIFE YOU HAD IN DUBLIN NOW AIN'T NOTHIN BUT A DREAM🎵

There is accidental Mascot lore: I am apparently from a different timeline (I mixed up timeline and timezone) and that's how Apollo deposited me in an illegal sushi restaurant where I became Neil Gaiman and Michael Sheen's intellectual child.

I am compared to a cat.

TOM HIDDLESTON AND DAVID TENNANT WERE IN THE STAGED-LIKE THING IN THE BEGINNING AHAHAHAHAH LOKI AND CROWLEY MY TWO CELESTIAL GENDERFLUID ICONS.

OKAY so I will end the summary here and make a list of out of context quotes in a new post. Because. Boy oh boy. That deserves its own post.

#good omens mascot #weirdly specific but ok #asmi #david tennant #bafta 2024 #good omens #maggots #good omens fandom #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #michael sheen #bafta awards #bafta #bafta livestream #tom hiddleston #loki #ireland #macbeth

[littlelodell]

Are we watching David on the BAFTAs on Discord because.

I can’t all by myself.

@davidtennantgenderenvy @sendarya

#David Tennant #bafta awards #bafta 2024 #David Tennant hosting #discord livestream

[spineless-lobster]

LITERALLY NO GHOSTS INTERVIEW WHAT THE FUUUCK!!!!!!!

I watched that WHOLE STREAM for NOTHING 😭

#I mean we got Matt Berry and Cillian Murphy so it’s not all bad #but still ghosts better win a bafta or else I’m gonna start committing so much murder #bbc ghosts #the entire livestream chat was filled with ghost girlies rioting it was kinda funny

[aidanturner]

#aidan turner #doctor joe #joseph o'loughlin #the suspect #video #bafta #livestream

[uhlikzsuzsanna]

Virgin Media BAFTA Television Awards 2022 | Red Carpet Livestream

#Tom Hiddleston #BAFTA #BAFTA Television Awards 2022 #Red Carpet Livestream

[jackoshadows]

BBC edits out calls for Gaza ceasefire at Scottish Bafta awards

THE BBC has edited out multiple calls for a ceasefire in Gaza from the Scottish Bafta Awards ceremony – including the presentation of an entire award.

Winners and presenters used their appearances on stage to voice solidarity with Palestinians during the event in Glasgow on Sunday evening and noticed edits on the BBC iPlayer's coverage.

One award presentation and speech by winners referencing calls for a ceasefire has been completely removed from the ceremony coverage, while no other award was cut.

Director Eilidh Munro, who won the award for best Short Film and Animation, told guests to “put pressure on institutions and our government” and to “use your voice as filmmakers and artists” while her colleague Finlay Pretsell held up one of the posters which said: “I refuse to be silent. Ceasefire now.”

The speech was seen by viewers on the livestream produced by Bafta Scotland on Sunday and shared widely online but the entire award-giving has been removed from the BBC iPlayer’s edit.

Munro told The National: "It is deeply concerning that the BBC decided to cut the entire segment of our award acceptance speech from their coverage of the Bafta Scotland Awards.

"October was the deadliest month for Palestinian journalists and filmmakers in the last 30 years and the scale of the humanitarian crisis unfolding in the region is horrific.

"Awards ceremonies have always been a platform to express solidarity and humanity, and we wanted to use this opportunity as filmmakers to call for peace. For the BBC to cut this, as well as actor Amir El-Masry’s appeal to a ceasefire, is simply shocking.

"It is also somewhat surreal that an event which celebrates artists and filmmakers for using their voices and creating work to speak out against injustice can also be censored.

"In my opinion, the BBC’s editorial decision to omit these peaceful signs of solidarity is neither neutral nor impartial.

#BBC #BAFTA #Scottish Bafta #Gaza #Ceasefire #Palestine #British Media

[grishaversegirlblogger]

bafta livestream spread!

not quite back yet but ive just remembered i forgot to post this earlier this week! it was very much an unearthly hour for me so i had to keep drawing to stay awake. i need to get a full shot of david in his kilt done up soon because that man is GORGEOUS...

#my art #staged #good omens #good omens 2 #david tennant #michael sheen #bafta awards #bafta 2024 #baftas #ee baftas #ineffable husbands #sketch #wip #hugh grant #stanley tucci

[bawdiestrhymester]

A small clip from the BAFTA nominees party shared on the livestream today.

#bbc ghosts #six idiots #sixidiots #larry rickard #mat baynton #lolly adefope #charlotte ritchie #jim howick #Ben Willbond

[gloriousgwendolinechristie]

Gwendoline Christie | Red Carpet Show Livestream | EE BAFTA Film Awards 2023

#gwendoline christie #bafta #bafta 2023 #bafta awards #events #red carpet events #red carpet

[odessa-2]

Imagine the shitshow coming in the next Bafta if C wins...

After the funeral fuckery I imagine Bafta will be an opportunity for more low brow and clownish antics. I imagine Cait will dress Sideburns in his best beanie and will be more OTT than usual in trying to show how together they are. SC are going to bring out their finest bs to try and counter what everyone saw in the livestream.

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Asmi, I never thought I would ever utter these words, but your BAFTA stream post was right about the slutty knees.

Okay Leo do not make it sound like I was the one talking about the knees I just compiled the quotes, I'm an archivist of the knee thirst, I'm an impartial reporter, a disinterested journalist.

#david tennant #bafta livestream #bafta #oh boy that was a night to be sure

[literatemisfit]

BAFTA Red Carpet Show Livestream from the official BAFTA YouTube channel.

#david tennant #bafta #awards #video #links

[justzawe]

Was it really a year ago that we were all losing our minds over the Bafta livestream?

The way we all clocked she was pregnant but we didn’t wanna say in case it was a food baby 💀

[explorersaremadeofhope]

everyone on the baftas red carpet livestream chat like "WHO ARE THESE PPL IM HERE FOR DAVID TENNANT" speak for urselves i for one have been quietly delighted to see cate blanchett, james mcavoy, hugh grant, rosamund pike, michael sheen and more (in varying degrees of Celebrity Circus Discomfort, which is always a bit funny poor things)

#*

[vikingnerd793]

Fast forward to the 3 hour mark and you'll hear Larian say the best shit I've heard in a while. BG3 crushes yet another awards show and takes home GOTY.

Also, NEITHER SAM OR NEIL WON? Got to be kidding. The hardest of disagrees with that one.

My fingers are crossed so hard that Sam wins the BAFTA.

#bg 3 #karlach #sam beart

[weclassybouquetfun]

Taron and Edward Holcroft hung out again today.

I was hoping that when Holcroft's IMDB profile pic was updated it meant he would be coming out with a project soon. Doesn't appear that way.

He seems firmly in his Ben Barnes era of making music.

I'm not saying Alex Pettyfer is a worse actor than Edward Holcroft, but I am saying that Alex Pettyer's foot and mouth disease ran through him and left people hating him so much that when I AM NUMBER FOUR (in which he played Number Four) came out on DVD, all the ads were focused on Number Six played by Theresa Palmer. Even with this Alex has never stopped working. You may have never seen these projects, you may have never even *heard* of them, but he does work.

And he just wrapped working with Guy Ritchie, so...who is his agent and can they take Edward on?

-One Edward Holcroft coworker who is working is Ben Whishaw whose PASSAGES, a love-triangle drama directed by Ira Sachs, will open Toronto's Inside Out film festival.

Ben and costar Franz Rogowski

On Thursday BAFTA will be holding a livestreamed discussion between Whishaw and Will Sharpe.

Do I have to watch THE WHITE LOTUS, Will?

I get it, Sophia. I do.

Ben will also (eventually) be seen in BAD BEHAVIOUR written and directed by Alice Englert (Starz' DANGEROUS LIASIONS) and starring Englert, Whishaw and Jennifer Connelly.

#taron egerton #edward holcroft #ben whishaw #passages #alex pettyfer #will sharpe #jennifer connelly #alice englert #bad behaviour #bants