#badly magnificent

[norrlands-nonsense]

This is my favourite stock photo of all times.

Gaze upon its glory!

#it's just so bad #look at it #it's magnificent! #magnificently bad #badly magnificent #I love it so much #the drama! #the excitement! #the awful awful actors #amazing #10/10 would consider paying for it if I could find even one legitimate use for it #but alas #I've tried believe me #stock photo

[sneezemaster]

septicart party 5 - Marvin The magnificent

It might be why Marvin does not like frogs...

[[erm...tbf frogs dont lick like dogs do, so this is drawn only because I wanted to...yeah]]

#marvin the magnificent #septicart party #septicartparty #septicegos #very badly drawn frog #septicart

[chaseisglitched]

seeing how jackie reacted to the robots, he WILL lose his shit with marvin doing magic

#he'll get so fucking excited #he's so full of whimsy and silly 😭 #i want them to meet so badly #chase.ramblings #jse.ramblings #altrverse #altrverse spoilers #jackieboy man #marvin the magnificent

[simptasia]

i love sylar. he's like a 14 year old's idea of what a serial killer is like

#sylar is so so badly written (as is heroes in general) #i remember seeing some sylar dialogue in written form #and thinking ''oh wait this is fucking cringe???'' #but i hadnt noticed before because zachary quinto is magnificent #but yeah like. #''whats that sound in your heart?'' ''MURDER. >:3'' kjhfdskjhfdskjh??? SHUT THE FUCK UP KJHDJHfdh

[redxluna]

Presenting real life footage of myself thanks to people spamming historical misconceptions about them

#magnificent century #comment section antics #rumeysa isn't a real historical figure #she never married mustafa let alone got called a haseki #esmahan never married mehmed or had a child with him #please people let this go or at least just go write fan fiction if you want it so badly

[ohhmichelettoohh]

Also ah to hell with it, I'm 30 today, so I'll post my own bday meme too hahah

#magnificent century #i just wanted to badly cover knife in his hand with a gift box and slap a gift bow on his bald head hahah

[desmoonl]

Rewatched some s2a scenes and .. they are still as bad as I remember !

#like everyone was dumbed down badly .. #magnificent century #never putting myself through that again

[cockworkangels]

jumping from s12 to s3 is like we're going back to the basics. to the supernatural 101. dean just sold his soul. acdc is playing

#unfortunately also classic supernatural in the sense that this episode sucks and treats black characters badly :/ #s3 rewatch #3x01 the magnificent seven

[shivrcys]

Me explaining how the falling out between Hürrem and Hatice in season 3 would have worked so much better if it had been treated with the nuance it had in season 2

#brought to you by me beginning s3 and being shocked at how badly it's done in comparison to s2 #magnificent century #el sultán #muhteşem yüzyıl

[faintingheroine]

The fact that Nigar isn’t even allowed to be a mother to her daughter whom she carried for nine months and gave birth to in extremely dire circumstances and who is probably the only family she has in the world… The fact that Ibrahim is so entitled over her daughter when he got so angry when she became pregnant… The fact that Hatice and Ibrahim “condescend” to allow her to meet her daughter… She did take a risk yes, but what ends up happening makes me angry, so much.

The least the show writers could do was to allow her to run away with her daughter in Episode 77. Or just kill her as a direct result of her actions in Episode 66. But not this. Not this. Not this manner of death.

#crying over poor badly written Blorbo from Turkish series #magnificent century #muhteşem yüzyıl #nigar kalfa

[poppydedicant]

Sᴏ ᴡʜᴇɴ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɪɴ ɴᴇᴇᴅ ᴏғ ᴍᴀɢɪᴄ, Tʜɪs ɪs ᴡʜᴇʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ɢᴏ

Fɪɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴏɴɢ ɪɴsɪᴅᴇ ʏᴏᴜ, Tʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴍᴇᴍᴏʀɪᴇs sᴇᴇᴍ ᴛᴏ ᴋɴᴏᴡ

𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒊𝒕 𝒈𝒓𝒐𝒘. . . 𝑳𝒆𝒕 𝒊𝒕 𝒈𝒍𝒐𝒘. . .

#;; how magnificently ludicrous ;; (musings) #yeah thanks disenchanted #I have more musings for Popshi my little rascal #this can only end badly when it's Popshi giving the advice though #right... right?

[abushelandablog]

I’m going insane over the darklina and thomabeth parallels actually

#BIG BAD MAN FALLING FOR THEIR COUNTERPARTS WHO ARE JUST AS MAGNIFICENT AND POWERFUL AS THEM #AND THE WAY HE WAS LOOKING AT ROBERT WAS SUCH DARKLING V MAL ENERGY #starz drop your ao3 acc now #darkling #aleksander morozova #alina starkov #the darkling x alina #darklina #becoming elizabeth #and the way both these ships end badly 💔🤡🚬 #one day i will write an endgame dark romance #then you will see #thomas seymour #elizabeth i #thomas x elizabeth #thomabeth #otp: keep an eye on you

[mythvoiced]

-. on my third cup of chamomile I forgot my mother telling folks when i was a kid that she didn't like making me chamomile tea because it doesn't work on me it has the effect on me coffee has on most folks I am READY to fucking GO what's up chamomile tea to sleeP? NO MY BEAUTIES chamomile tea to something pls insert something that makes sense and is hype i can't think of anything, SO--

I do wanna get to some ooc messages but I can't promise I can get my brain in order to be coherent BUT ANYWAY, BEFORE THAT, dropping this asshole

Kim Minjun, 37, he/him, bloodsucker asshole baby~ Not in the literal sexy vampire sense, I mean he rose from the dirt and decided to make his living thriving off of what we made celebrity culture into, the very notion of celebrity culture itself

You want those pictures of Spider-man on your desk by Wednesday? You wanna know who's doing who and who's smoking what? You want exclusive details on a private party to start shit, get legal info acquired illegally just to have a story to tell about the latest celebrity divorce? Well, then Minjun's your fucking guy

Actually born Kim Jung-hoon but he changed it to Minjun because it sounds more... modern, fresh, better

He's a sleaze, a bit of a motherfucker honestly (forgive the cursing I'm matching his energy, his attitude), he doesn't care about the lives he could potentially be ruining, he operates according to the idea of 'well that's how this world works, don't like it? jump ship'

He'll dig up just about anything, he's started from being a sneaky piece of shit stalker following celebrities around to having built enough connections to be among the first to know when someone with a Reputation is entering this or the other club

But that's not even where his real forte is, oh no; gathering info is easy, figuring out how to get it around is difficult: who to sell it to? who's gonna pay the most, who's gonna turn into an enemy if you share the wrong name, the wrong location, expose the wrong people? no, he's good at finding shit, but the complexities of having to mind connections and be careful with who you drag into the dirt? not his favourite

What Minjun really excels at... is spinning shit around, he can turn the most innocuous of pictures into the drama of the century, by carefully nurturing doubts and rumours, he's a snake, a bastard

He's always hated the entertainment industry, he thinks himself above it, because he's not as desperate as them, he doesn't do what he does because he's otherwise got no worth in life, he doesn't sell his soul, he sells the souls of others

He doesn't think he's on the right side of history, oh no, by no means, he just thinks... well, don't become a celebrity if you don't want this treatment

The more I write about him the more I hate him lmao BUT GOOD WE NEED VILLAINS, UNREEDEEMABLE ONES

He comes from a relatively poor background, if comparing it to Hyun for example, but if he'd minded his business he would have just... lived a 'regular' life

He's particularly efficient when used as 'spy on the competition', new script ideas, new music ideas, new design ideas, you want to know what Shakespeare's next big play will be, Nicholas Bottom? well, then hit up this fucking clown

Only child, if his mother knew what he was up to she'd beat the shit out of him, he doesn't respect his father (haven't decided if he even lives still) but he does love his mother which is why he hasn't told her

Biromantic but he's a walking red flag so I hope the broadened pool of dating options doesn't fucking date him, demisexual

He can probably be fixed but WHY? why would you do that to yourself

He does have one little plus point, he's kind of like old school mafia in the sense that he doesn't mess with children, and anyone below 20 is a child to him, so he doesn't really mess with young idols and trainees

He actually hates the idol industry he thinks it's exploitative and abusive which is real fucking rich coming from him, but hey

I'LL WORK ON MORE ♥

#the bloodsucker;about #;ooc #i completely forgot about this aspect of my childhood it was kind of prevalent enough for a moment that it came back to me #that i have a relationship to chamomile tea and THAT'S WHAT IT WAS it's like a sugar rush or something #it doesn't help that i slept very badly tonight and my sleep-deprivation and the bags under my eyes #may be glamorous and fashionable but my brain's going so fast oh mgy DON FG #AND MY CONFIDENCE IS INCREASING AS I TYPE HOW ARE YOU #i'm on s1 finale of the bear and they weren't joking when they said it was good IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD #i almost cried at least once per episode just because i love these people being people #when i finished the first episode i literally sat through the credits because i was gaping at my screen #ANYWAYS PAPARAZZI BASTARD MAN #snuck in a musical reference did you see it #the voice they gave him in the witch in german was so good #the dub itself WAS WONKY but yknow #you know if Lynnie's beautiful magnificent celebrity verse were a show i could co write in #i'd kill this one off LMAO DFKLDLJSGFGLDFJGHJHFHKL #i'd also pitch a wedding episode for Deva & Aeri or just some-- GOSH i love THEM SO #i'm laughing at my own jokes btw if you hear something weird while reading this

[livedtough]

Simon gulped, thinking that in the event of him and Jayne engaging in fisticuffs, one of them would end up bruised, battered, bloodied and quite probably unconscious, and it would not be Jayne.

hes so.....special to me..........

#im reading the magnificent nine. #he was also playing cards and losing badly to make kaylee happy #&. ooc ( mun )

[perrywrites]

Absentmindedly murmuring that you want him inside of you during his practice;

NSFW 

Includes; Isagi, Hiori, Bachira

Part 2 (Chigiri, Reo) and part 3 (Kaiser, Barou) and part 4 (Nagi, Shidou, Kunigami) and part 5 (Sae, Rin, Karasu, Otoya, Yukimiya)

Isagi: it’s time for his break during practice, and he’s gulping down water, adam’s apple bobbing as he hydrates himself. He’s loosely aware of your dazed stare as you continue looking at him from the bench, after all you haven’t been very subtle in staring at him throughout practice - and although he could ignore it on field, not so much off of it. He’s still gulping down water, about to go towards you afterwards just for a quick chat, and to ask you why you’ve been staring at him so much, unusually quietly. Then you say something that makes him freeze up, setting fire to his face and nearly killing him in the process. “I want you inside of me…” you mumble that, sighing in a manner as if he had romanced you. The surprise proves near fatal, and he’s choking on his water, turning away from you as his ears burn up fiercely. What? What? Did you actually just say that? Or has he somehow actually gone crazy now? Some sort of brain fatigue? An answer to his unasked question comes in the form of your lighthearted giggle, as you apologize casually for letting your thoughts slip out. That doesn’t do anything to calm the fire heating up his skin, heart thundering throughout his body, especially not when your eyes are still just as dazed when you look up at him, all lovesick and opaque with longing. “You can’t just say that,” he says, voice quiet and strained, face still heavily flushed. You giggle, and tease him a bit more, before he goes back to practice. Except now he can’t focus on anything anymore. All he can think about are your sweet words, that lovesick gaze of yours, and the softness of your plush walls. His mind is failing, and you’ve proven to be a magnificent distraction. The only thing on his mind right now is how badly he wants to sink into you and fuck you hard for even daring to say that outloud. He wants to pin you down and have his way with you, make you so dumb on his cock, fill you up - and oh god. He’s clenching his hands, flexing any muscles in his body that he can, trying to divert the blood away from his cock, because his shorts were starting to feel a little too tight. Fuck, look at what you’ve done. Are you proud of yourself? You’re not going to be getting away with this, you know that, right? Why did you think it was a good idea to tease him like this during practice, make him want you so badly? Was last night not enough? Just wait until the end of practice. He’ll be pouncing on you with a growl, dragging you somewhere private he can pound some fucking sense into you. Don’t bother trying to run away, you know he’ll catch you.

Hiori: he finds himself raising an amused eyebrow as he walks towards you during his break, noting how you’re still looking at him, all dreamy and dazed, gaze thick with longing. He knows more than well enough the meaning of that stare, your expressions always give away far too much, but he doesn’t call you out on it. Instead, he asks you lightly if something’s wrong, taking sips of his water. He freezes before he can go in for a third sip, some water spilling out from the top of the bottle at his sudden pause. Did he hear you right? Did you actually just say that? He blinks, looking at you, and his eyes narrow darkly when he catches that spacey fuzzy look on your face. How do you manage to look so innocent and corruptible despite just saying such a perverse thing? He doesn’t understand it, no matter how many times he thinks about it, but what he does know is how that spaced out look on your face never fails to stir sinful desires within him, cock twitching in his pants as his body heats up. On the surface, he looks calm, as always, nothing amiss - but his eyes are clouded over deeply, and his jaw is tense. You love to test his self-restraint, don’t you? For some reason, when you two first started dating, you seemed to have the impression that he doesn’t yearn, doesn’t have a sexual appetite, and it was amusing for him to prove you wrong again and again, take you by surprise - because every time you’d be befuddled by the fact that he wants you, and that he wants you badly. That’s why you’re capable of saying something so inviting so carelessly, right? Even right now, you don’t know a single thing that’s running through his mind, do you? How he wants to watch your eyes turn all dewy, tears pooling as you whimper and sob out his name beneath him, face flushed and lips quivering, an expression only for him on your face, make you vulnerable and helpless underneath as he loves you to death. He wants to do all of those things and more, make you so weak and useless, cherish you and make you take him until you break. But, he doesn’t do any of that. Instead, he smiles impassively, walking over to you as he pats your head, but when he speaks, there’s something veiled in his controlled voice. “Don’t worry, ya only have to wait a little longer, okay?”

Bachira: throughout practice he catches your stare, noting your listless gaze as your eyes follow him run and score across the field. He’s not oblivious, though, he can tell well enough the simmering desire sitting heavy and darkly in your seemingly empty and unthinking eyes. “What’s with that look?” he asks, all toothy smirk and teasing eyes as he drinks from his bottle, eager to badger you during his small water break. But it seems like you’re a little too out of it, feeling a little too bold, because you respond bluntly, murmuring quietly that you were thinking about wanting him inside of you. He’s taken aback at your unintentional provocation, blinking away the shock as he smiles, amused. You really will be the death of him, won’t you? He tries lightheartedly teasing you, asking you what made you so impatient that you couldn’t even wait until you two were alone to tell him this, and when you say that neither of you would be able to resist right now if he got you alone, he damn near loses his mind. He can feel the heat spreading through his body, itching to do something to you as you continue looking up at him all dazed and yearning, and he tells you that exactly so, voice all husky. With a smile as normal as ever, except his eyes are glinting in a way that sends fire down your core. A whimper bubbles up your throat. “I want you to do something to me so badly, you have no clue,” you say, whimpery voice bursting out, and you’ve done it. His eyes darken needily, smile faltering, and he quickly ditches his towel and water bottle; practice be damned. Hand on your arm, he pulls you up and begins lightly dragging you somewhere else, somewhere isolated, somewhere he can fuck you and make you cry so hard on his cock you lose your voice. That’s what you get for tempting him. This is what you want, right? He’ll give it all to you, don’t worry. Just be good and submissive for him, spread those legs for him and leave your body all pliant under his hungry touch. He’ll fill you up, and he’ll keep filling you up until you’re satisfied - or rather, until he’s satisfied. Because you’ve lit a fire in him that you absolutely can’t handle - but don’t worry - he’ll hold you and love you even when you become a babbling mess on his cock, so let him break you apart right now. You’re the one that started it this time anyways, so he doesn’t have to hold back, right?

#blue lock #bllk #bllk x reader #isagi yoichi #blue lock isagi #isagi x reader #isagi x you #bachira meguru #bllk bachira #blue lock bachira #bachira x reader #bachira smut #isagi smut #blue lock hiori #hiori yo #bllk hiori #hiori x reader #hiori x you #hiori smut

[minetteskvareninova]

“This matter concerns Hizir Hayreddin pasha.” - Thank you, Mahidevran. Thank you for being the only person in this fucking palace with two braincells to rub together.

#magnificent century #like fuck they want mustafa to be a hero so badly #this is getting real pathetic #mc rewatch