#bad post op

[sergeifyodorov]

what is jack eichel if not a transgender allegory when you really think about it

#well dressed man who can't grow a great beard and is largely known and defined by his struggle for bodily autonomy incl. desire for surgery #jack eichel #bad post op

[catboy-joyfriend]

women want me fish also want me mermaids keep kidnapping me to carry their eggs

#bad post op #this reads like a kink thing but i just had this stuck in my head

[thenyanguardparty]

dipshit king: when you wipe your ass too hard and you start bleeding from your butthole haha am i right

homoerotic court physician who is secretly a vampire: may i suggest a treatment, milord

#bad post op

[bubblegum-gf]

RT “can suck a dick and it’s ok” “more of a nintendo switch guy” “you’re my bitch now” “do I finally get to suck your dick” “pregnant” “the dick king” “straight as a fiddle” Game

#bad post op #damn sorry #don’t listen to him great post op #*makes out with me* #regret later

[bergoozter]

the professor

PERRY THE PROFESSOR ??!

#bad post op #watcher #puppet history #the professor

[sciderman]

#bad post op

[6-2-aestheticsofhate]

Taking Rhysball to planned parenthood

#bad post op

[ratsfanaccount]

Wannabe "tradwives" making the worst meals ever will never stop being funny to me

#bad post op #single egg and salad. my favourite meal of the dau #not even boiled & chopped up into a cobb salad. not even a type of salad that would go with eggs.

[feldsparite]

#hasegawa hell #bad post op

[sketchy-galaxy]

My room feels smaller everyday

:(

#bad post op #its such a feeling #like being on your period is so bad #but then like youll get the Worst thoughts imaginable #its dirty but also im feeling so overgrown but also #it the end of the semester and im giving up #everything i need to do is here #i just #sigh #i just need to finish the week #im leaving the house in two weeks and im afraid :(

[technofinch]

My penis gets hard when I look at trees (trees)

Plus it's fun for me just to grill a cheese (cheese!)

#bad post op

[rauhallinen-hauki]

HUNK being an acronym for "human unit never killed" isnt canon nor has been officially stated to even necesarilly be an acronym by Capcom nor any RE games. according to some sources (aka what i could find on the internet) it was originally a mispelling of a similar sounding name that Capcom liked so much it became the character's name. why its written in all caps tho remains a mystery

but that just makes the possible in-universe origin for the name hilarious. like

imagine Umbrella. they call their personnel by either their already cool names/surnames or give them cool codenames. "Vector", "Nighthawk", ect. then they look at their most efficient, deadliest agent: completelly covered in edgy black tactical gear, always cursed to be the sole survivor of a team-assigned mission, only noticeable "social skills being related to work. all around a cold, violent person (to summatize: not who most would consider "attractive")

and then Umbrella goes "daaamn he hot as hell!!!!! HUNK is your codename. not Hunk its HUNK (ALL CAPS) because thats how sexy you are" and Umbrella is an evil shitty organization but choosing a name that fitting is the only good thing they ever did

even funnier is when HUNK later works alone as a merc... and he keeps the codename. like he knows full well how thirsty some people are for him and that he is, in fact, a hunk

#semi shitpost #headcanon #re hunk #hunk #bad post op #long post #kind of

[oozequest]

My transition goal is to look exactly like someone, kill them, and take over their life.

#jellythink #bad post op

[mosscub]

ideal outfit

crop top that says "not fit for human consumption" and shorts that say "fda approved"

#bad post op

[i-fucked-your-milkshake]

If my wife roleplayed as sexy Link and I roleplayed as sexy Ganondorf, would that be a grumpy/sunshine or would we just be weird nerds?

#link #ganondorf #grumpy sunshine trope #bad post op

[muttley-do-something]

walks up to a gay couple "so which one of you is the heat miser and which is the snow miser"

#bad post op #story time with kiwi