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f1-birb · 11 days

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After this, f*ck to his haters. He didn't win because he was lucky. It was not luck at all. It was strategy and talent.

Absolutely brilliant🧡🧡

let's first factor in that he had less than an hour of FP1 and was crashed out of the sprint, he maximised the fuck out of suboptimal testing of what was borderline a whole new car

the safety car helped, much like it often helps anyone (cheaper pit stops, helps save tyres a bit, etc) but even before that as soon as Checo was out the way Lando was closing the gap to Carlos like a madman, I'm talking full scenario 7 Austria 2020 style

the safety car was also gone on lap 33. out of 57.

Lando had 24 laps of just pure brilliant driving where anything could've happened, except the only thing that did was him extending his lead

one does not pull a 7.6 gap to Max Verstappen in a rocket ship with just luck, it's talent 😌

#miami gp 2024 #lando norris #he was super solid all weekend #and he beat his miami curse #third time's the charm fr #HE'S A WINNER BABEY #birb speaks

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birbfeeder2artisticboogaloo · 10 months

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Birb you might be interested to know that tortoiseshell and calico cats (cats with black and orange patches and the same with the addition of white) are almost always female! It requires two X chromosomes to achieve so the very few boys actually are XXY!! Because if this, they are almost always sterile (there was a story about a male that had kittens but none of his offspring were male calicos)

WHOA, REALLY??!! that's so interesting!!! ive never seen a calico cat irl, they are soooo pretty tho ;A; aaaa i love cats so much ;A;

#CATS #they are amazing #the most perfect lil blood thirsty babeys ;A;#genetics are also cool #but they are less fuzzy so i cannot pet them #thus they remain inferior to cats in my estimation #birb answers an ask #thanks for the info!!! i LOVE info!!! :D

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kev-tdd-blog · 2 years

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Check out these baby mandarin ducks

#ducks #birb #photography #babey #how are they so cute #like seriously #cute little duckies #quack

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emypony · 4 months

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come get y'alls sentihua fix

fine ill make it myself ! ☝

her little antennae should work more like ears, they would be doing her a disservice otherwise!!! id love to have them act out her emotions <3

ALSO SCALES WHO? those are small feathers babey and they puff up!! birb hua real !!

#sentihua #honkai impact #herrscher of sentience #fu hua #honkai impact 3rd #hi3 #rkgk #sketch #honkai #u can tell i havent slept in over 12 hours by how badly i mispelled disservice originally lmao

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wifiwulf04 · 2 years

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FNAF DCA Slime Rancher AU

*cracks knuckles, squints at my dashboard and blows*

*hacks up half a lung at the sheer volume of dust flying in my face*

SO, we live :3 and have been watering the brain worm garden, writing… elsewhere that isn’t here and is our Ao3 as well as the uh, *glances at pileup of unfinished works in Google Docs* … actually, ignore that.

At the request of the lovely @sinnabee after watching her stream Slime Rancher 2, here is our list of I guess headcanons that we’ll more than likely end up writing at least a few scenes for :p

Also, Sun and Moon slimes from Sinna!!

Sun slimes:

Has lil nubbin hands to wave and pat things and hold on to Moony fins

Is friendly and vegetarian, fav foods are either heart beets cause they’re full of love or pogofruit cause in the wild they’re the most unproblematic things next to Pink slimes

Has gummy teeth that couldn’t even bruise you if they tried, they just end up harmlessly nomming away

Their rays are soft and very bendy

Will get along with any slime except Ringtails (they turn to stone in the sun and Sun is sad about their very presence freezing their new friends, so they try to bring apology snacks to the statues but as soon as they hop away, the Ringtails make a swift exit-stage-right)

Is infatuated with chickadees (cause Babey Birbs) and will protect them from Tarrs by swallowing as many of them as possible and regurgitating them in a safe place when the coast is clear

Will use their friendliness to their advantage if their Moon is hurt e.g. is so friendly that they can roll up and swallow a hen or two without scaring the rest of the nest, then bring them back to feed their Moon, wherever they’re hiding

Will also protect their Moon by luring threats away and close to a cliff before knocking them off and into the blimey deep (ehehe the slimey deep of the Slime Sea, ahem anyway) below, has absolutely no morality issue with doing this even to another slime or a human they’ve never met before

Suns are usually harmless, but if they're particularly excited or angry, their touch will burn

Their slime is also flammable and can stick to other slimes, but slides right off Moons

Moon slimes:

Have fins and a light like Anglers, slightly more dexterous front fins to hold on to Sun nubbins

Eats meat, but will help their Sun get food, even scaring off other slimes when their Sun isn’t looking to secure food (and only when their Sun isn’t looking cause otherwise they would get an earful to “be nice”. Pft, like being nice gets their Sunny the best food like they deserve)

Also brings their Sun wild honey as a treat

Does not get along with Anglers (they get jealous if their Sun interacts with an Angler, also the Angler's light hurts their eyes), Ringtails or Hunters (because they’re cheeky little sh-)

They have Teeth™ and will use them to protect themselves and their Sun

Their light also hypnotises other slimes and chickens, but Suns are immune to it. It makes a little jingling sound when the hypnosis is in effect

Will go toe to toe (or blob to blob I guess-) with Tarrs, especially if their Sun is in danger with them

Are extremely stealthy, especially at night.

Is it part of their hypnotism or do they have something in common with Hunters? Viktor would like to know, but when he caught a pair, they were gone the next morning with a note in the corral that just said “better luck next time :p”

He spent the day hypothesising (read: having a minor mental breakdown scientific thought block) how in the hell they 1. managed to escape without breaking anything or setting off his alarms and 2. wrote. In readable English. Even BOb’s communications weren’t nearly as neat.

Facts about both:

They spawn together in pairs and only have the one pairing their entire lives

Rarely spotted, they seem to come and go and at most two pairs have ever been spotted at any one time, always in Starlight Strand

If you catch one but not the other, they will cry constantly (think sadge hungry boi and 'oshit there's a Tarr' sounds) and try to escape until they’re reunited in the same pen or free roam, not just adjacent pens. They will always be drawn to each other, so to find/lure their other half, just walk away with one in the Vacpack and the other will follow

Moon would try to free Sun by biting you and Sun will burn you if they bounce into you, so keep enough Vacpack space free for both

If an unpaired Moon is in a pen, they will start chewing through the corral walls. They’re smart enough to figure out that going for the barrier directly like other slimes do is much more difficult than attacking the barrier generator pillars which are much more solid than straining against a slippery forcefield

If an unpaired Sun is in a pen, a good chunk of your ranch may start to burn. I hope you have fire suppression and a good stain cleaner cause those burn marks aren’t coming out easy. Anything a distressed Sun touches will burn and the metal of your corral wall pillars is not heat proof

Even though Suns are so trusting and friendly, Moons are a lot less so, especially towards ranchers

They're smart enough to figure out that slimes disappearing into the suction tube and seldom being spit back out is Bad

Meanwhile Suns just want affection, trying to boop the rancher as soon as their Moon looks away cause Moon would try to nudge them away and scare/bite the rancher

Ogden swore he once saw a sick Sun, Viktor corroborated his account when he went to investigate and was attacked by an unnaturally dull and dark Sun. Unfortunately, he failed to capture it and when he returned with better equipment, it was gone. No one has seen it since, although Viktor hypothesised that it was a virus that could potentially spread to its Moon counterpart

What he actually saw was a Solar, a Sun which had forever lost its Moon for some unknown reason

Lunars are Moons that have lost their Suns, but no one in the community on the Range has ever seen one

If one is fired into the other with a Vacpack, they will form an Eclipse largo

(from left to right: Moon slime, Sun slime, Eclipse largo)

Eclipse largos:

Because of the velocity requirement (aka basically has to be yeeted together with considerable force, there's no need for them to combine in the wild), Eclipse largos are considered rancher-made instead of naturally-transforming by eating plorts like other largos

As a fusion of the two, they have the combined memories and personalities of Sun and Moon. As such, it is recommended to first gain the trust of and build a relationship with both slimes before fusing them or the resultant Eclipse may be difficult to manage

It’s not hard to have a decent relationship with Sun, but if you didn’t have one with Moon before fusion, you might find yourself nursing your wounds post-spontaneous bite in the middle of pets. Eclipse’s teeth are much, much worse than a cat’s nibblers

They hate being confined to a corral, much preferring to patrol the ranch instead

If the ranch is safe and nothing escaped, there is a chance they will unfuse at dawn and dusk. The chance that they unfuse is much higher if they leave the ranch at these times

They will herd loose slimes into the nearest corral, although occasionally this results in them getting themself stuck until the rancher frees them or they wreck the corral, whichever comes first

If they spot a Tarr, they will fight it by dragging it around with their teeth until it beats a hasty retreat or using its tentacles to throw it into the nearest body of (unoccupied by Puddles) water

They are also sometimes seen just staring into the distance at or near the edge of the ranch, always towards the East

You are not going to be able to force them to go anywhere, they are large and in charge. If you try to, you’re at a high risk of getting yourself or your Vacpack crushed between those dagger teeth

Luring them back to the ranch with the promise of cuddles, a honey-baked hen, cubed cubefruit and a water lettuce salad to wash it all down hasn’t failed yet

They will eat anything, including other slimes although genus cannibalism isn't going to be their first choice

Has there been recorded history of an Eclipse eating tech or a rancher? Viktor might have the answer to the former, but as for the latter… there are no living witnesses. Key word, living. And if the Far Far Range saw one unnamed rancher with a bad reputation gradually lose his slimes and disappear, no one saw anything

Eclipses may not have nubbins, but they can produce long tentacles that appear dark orange in the day and dark blue at night

Those tentacles would be warm or cool to the touch depending on Eclipse’s mood

Overall, not much is really known about them within the community of the Far, Far Range besides for rare sightings, but every time someone manages to capture a Sun or Moon, they escape the next day with an unsigned note left in the corral. Even Viktor’s surveillance tech hadn’t managed to catch the intruder’s identity, but he has footage of a tall figure in a dark cloak walking into his lab in the middle of the night and hacking into the containment unit he had the Sun and Moon in. The slimes hopped out of the open door and the figure looked straight at the camera, holding up a slim finger to their face with the faint glint of teeth and a glowing red eye in the shadow of their cloak as they held up the note, dropping it on the ground before the camera feed got corrupted.

#fnaf #fnaf daycare attendant #slime rancher au #sun #moon #as slimey bois #but also mystical slime ranchers somewhere out in the ether #oh don’t worry we will be addressing that #although whether in thought dump format or Ao3 scenes/oneshots/series remains to be seen #thought dump #have fun sinna :3 #Wilderness brain worm garden

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f1-birb · 3 months

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4th row, not the best, lando knows theres more in there, but you know what? Its so much better than last year! We celebrate tonight!

based on fp2 I predicted 7-8 yesterday so on one hand yay I was right on the other I wish I'd been undershooting them 😅

BUT bright side is we know the car has more and the race is longer than one lap so plenty of time to make up places

and it is SO SO SO SO much better than last year!!

#bahrain gp 2024 #quali #mclaren #lando norris #oscar piastri #4th row lockout babey #we moving on up from bahrain 23 #birb speaks

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authorchia · 3 months

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Appreciation Post! <3

I aim for having more followers, but I always feel happy to see people interact with my posts first and foremost! Like look at these!

From the bottom of my heart, I really appreciate interactions like these! So don't be shy to comment and reblog my posts!

Bonus tag for @hummus-birb for these silly tags about TropeCouple:

It really made me giggle and I really agree X3

Also

AJSKAWIWOSK NOMI WHATRE U DOING IN MY WALLS 🫵🫵🫵 /pos /silly

Talking about posts, we're in 189 posts as I'm typing. WOOO! Let's get to 200 posts babey!!!

#author's blurt #reverse: 1999 #reverse 1999 #r1999

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snowangeldotmp3 · 9 months

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wip weekend babey 💓✨

tagged by the one and only @fragilecapric0rnn ! thank u <3 hoping this will give me the kick in the pants i need😤

rules

Post up to five (5) filenames of your WIPs; not titles, file names.

Post a snippet from one of them. Snippet must be words you wrote in the last 7 days. We’re posting progress here. If you haven’t made any, go make some and come back to post.

After you’ve posted, people can send you an ask with one of your file names. You must then write 3 sentences in that file.

That’s it! You can invite others to join in or just post.

wips

haunted hawkins (real)

possible ronance halloween au

nancy x what was i made for?

max idea???

snippet from haunted hawkins:

“Do you remember what you did, Nancy?” Her face morphs suddenly; blond bob replacing red pixie cut, freckles splattering across her face, lanky limbs awkwardly falling at her sides. Robin. Nancy blinks through her tears. Robin’s face drains of any color, eyes lifeless, just like Barb. This time, it’s Robin’s raspy tone, through vines and dried blood, reaching up and tucking a lock of Nancy’s hair behind her ear. “And are you stupid enough to do it again?”

no pressure tags as always <3: @gothbat99 @figthefruitfaeth @cheatghost @fastcardotmp3 @gideoncharov @judasofsuburbia @kkpwnall @verymuchablog42 @el-fandom-birb @netflixnormalthings @fishwear @legitcookie @yournowheregirl @lesbianlotties & anyone else who wants to!!

#tag games #no kas max or rebel robin au whaaaat. insane.#i also have a semi-formed byler thought but idk #anyways!!! maddie if you see this you Know what the halloween au is lol #also thank you dot for making me reopen the haunted hawkins document <3

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cinnamongay · 9 months

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tag nine people you'd like to know better

tagged by @holi-holy me doing this a month later is actually soo sexy of me anyway ty angel 💕

last song: francesca by hozier song of all time

currently reading: over analyzing old text messages that are absolutely gut-wrenching and make me want to die :)

current obsession: scrabble app (that's right i'm back on that shit), flirting with beautiful women, all the bruises i got from doing this ropes course on wednesday

currently watching: h3 podcast babey you know how it is!

tagging my loves 🫶: @lottieurl @dykescully @funky-birb @marc-here @gidguard @kuminemo @tisthedamnseasns @eyeofdog @niehaused @glitterfruit

#do this or don’t but if you do i am kissing you on the lips <3 #p

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