Foolish: Oh. Well, that's not very competitive of you.
Bad: I mean, I'm only saying that 'cuz I know I'm gonna live like, much, much longer than you.
Foolish: Ok. Let's make it a bet! $20 bet, who lives longer.
Bad: Alright, let's make it a bet. You're on!
Foolish: And then- and then at the end we go to the funeral and we drop like- we- we- like, you have to have like $20 in your pocket so I can grab it out.
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Bad: Yeah.
Foolish: Yeah, it's like- do like an open casket and leave it in your pocket, or if I die I'll leave $20 in mine, and like, just like grab it.
Bad: Alright, you're on.
Foolish: Alright bucko.
Bad: Just make- we should probably tell other people this so it doesn't look like-
Foolish: Oh, right. [Laughs] No, actually, I think that's part of the risk. You don't tell anyone.
Bad: Just reach in, pull your wallet out, start ruffling through it.
Foolish: And it gets awkward 'cuz you're probably not gonna find it on the first try, so you have to keep checking different pockets.
Bad: Check the other pocket, look in the vest pocket like, "Where is it?"