Basically Sirius:
Sirius: Summoner don't love me.
Pollux: they confessed their feelings to you..-
Sirius: They're just confused.
Arcturus: They kissed you-
Sirius: it was just a joke.
Spica: They protected you.
Sirius: it was an accident.
Vega: They forgave your actions.
Sirius: Summoner just did it out of pity.
Alpheratz: Summoner legit slept with you.
Sirius: the feeling is mutual.
Summoner: WE GOT A FUCKING BABY-
Sirius: Platonic relationship is the finest
Seriously this man... *cry*
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Random ArTw Incorrect Quotes #21
Pollux: Vega isn’t answering his phone
MC: I’ll call
Pollux: Arcturus and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Vega: Hello?
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Arcana Twilight boys (+ summoner) in Mid Eartheim
yall know it’s gonna be chaos
(the gang stands in front of an automatic door)
Pollux: Where’s the doorknob?
Summoner, explaining: The doors are automatic, it senses your presence and it opens.
Pollux: Okay! (Stands under the sensor)
(the doors don’t open)
Pollux: Wha-
Alpheratz: Move aside, little boy. (shoves Pollux aside and stands under the sensor)
(the doors proceed to open)
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Hope: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.
This is a long one btw, not like text long but visually long.
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
Vega: We need more help. Maybe I should call my friends.
Spica: ... Your what?
Vega: My friends.
Alpheratz: Is he saying “friends”?
Pollux: I think he's being sarcastic.
Sirius: No, no, no, this is delirium, they've cracked from being awake all night. Hey, Vega! All of your friends are in this room.
Vega: I have other friends! You asked me to make new friends, I made new friends! It was a task. I complete tasks
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
Hope: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
Schedar: ...
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
Hope: I CAN'T DO IT!
Pollux , laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!
Hope: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE
Arcky: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.
Hope:
Hope: I appreciate it,
Hope: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-
Alpheratz: Hope-
Hope: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!
Alpheratz: Hope we gotta-
Hope: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.
Hope: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'
Hope, motioning to Sirius: NOT FUCKING THIS
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
Hope: I trust Sirius.
Spica: You think he knows what he's doing?
Hope: I wouldn't go that far.
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
Arcky: I've already sent good vibes your way… they’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them.
Hope: This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up.
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
Hope: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Sirius: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Hope: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
Hope: Impossible burger? Please.
Hope: Through Christ, all things are possible.
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
Pollux: Everyone has a toxic trait. Except Hope, they’re perfect.
Hope: Wrong! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon.
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
Spica: I’ll be famous one day, but for now I’m stuck in this house with a bunch of morons.
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*.✧
Pollux: Hope! I thought you were dead!
Hope: No, just in deep cover.
Pollux: ...But it was an open casket.
Hope: It was very deep.
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Random ArTw Incorrect Quotes #14
MC: Tonight, one of you will betray us.
Arcturus: Is it me, MC?
MC: No, it’s not you.
Pollux: Is it me, MC?
MC: It’s not you either.
Sirius: Is it me, MC?
MC:
MC, mockingly: Is IT mE MC?
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Random ArTw Incorrect Quotes #15
Pollux: WHY. why did you give MC a KNIFE?
Vega: I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Pollux: Now I feel unsafe!
Vega: I’m sorry.
Vega: ... would you like a knife?
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