#apparently i cant read

[mudaxolotl]

ive really been calling "pacifidlog town" "pacifilog town" and "cianwood city" "cinnawood city" my entire life huh

#this is like me thinking qwilfish was a normal type my whole life but less stupid #what else have i been weirdly wrong about in pokemon for my entire life #im pretty sure there was a pokemon that i had been misreading the name of until like 2019 but i dont remember what it was #apparently i cant read #poast

[reegis]

I have come across your page and I am feasting on your art

No pressure but Nastya giving on of aurora screens or walls a big ole smooch cause live wins

not smooching but they Are flirting i read the request wrong my ba d

#the mechanisms #nastya rasputina #the aurora #im simply too eepy i cant read apparently im sorry 😩😩🫡 #asks #my art

[medicalunprofessional]

Its you

#nightmaretheater #psychonauts #morceau oleander #coach oleander #<- hopefully it reads. Its kinda. You cant really see her you know… #gore cw #blood cw #Sorry i had to watch a video of rabbit butchery several times for refference you gotta see it too now sorry #he pulled the skin off that thing like it was fabric 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 #anyways. Augghhn . Aughgjmgm hgGGH #OUUGHH..Starts cryinng really loudly #collapses on floor rolls around continues crying #has hesrt attack and dies #IM SO SORRY MY HORRIBLE WIFE #😢😢😢Uuwgwgahng g nebshhabendn fnabsjenhwhd #My only other thougjt: Huh that would make s good album cover #anyways time to collapse and die for like an hour #also apparently this took me 3 hours which i personally refuse to believe because HOW #also i did the rendering on one layer (scary)

[3-aem]

im bored of animal crossing will be drawing gj again will be mental illness-ing once more.

#women make less than men because we dont know how to ask for more!!!!! #and thats so fucking true my ex manager had to coach me how to ask for more #and then i entered the call and went oh u want to give me less than what i asked for great okay sure love you bye #!!!!!!!!! *looking at myself in the mirror* i hate u #the noise my cat makes when hes frustrated #or really really excited i cant tell which is which anymore #my ex manager is also like lawyer core #ie not a lawyer but loves reading contracts for some uknown reason #and he was pointing out all the stupid phrasing #and i was sitting there like sir to be completely candid i do not even comprehend what the line is saying #let alone what it is suggesting and its implications #apparently when you get those emails like this is confidential dont share it!!! #u can u can like totally share it its not enforceable #the sender even knows its not enforceable they just put it there anyway #what are you gonna do with that info heck if i know!

[delta-hexagon]

hey

its okay if you cant read like you used to. if novels you effortlessly consumed as a child are now a herculean task. its okay if you cant focus on the words and get lost in the paragraphs. its alright if it takes you multiple rereads to grasp whats happening

youre not broken. reading can be genuinely difficult for a whole host of reasons, and its not a reflection of your worth as a human being. its not a moral failing

if you have to use audiobooks or other means to access novels, thats perfectly fine! youre still absorbing written content, and at the end of the day it doesnt matter how you go about it

so go ahead and listen to your stories and enjoy experiencing other peoples worlds in the way that works best for you

you deserve it 💕

#windchime song #i just recently accepted that i cant read like i used to #i thought it was a moral failing for years #who has trouble reading!!! #well apparently i do!! #but hey #telling stories can be done in so many wonderful ways #so dont sweat it

[newspecies]

"the vast majority of legal persecution against early queers was focused on men" ARE YOU INSANE

#rot.txt #DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG WOMEN WERE FORCED TO MARRY MEN OR DIE. HUH. WHERE AM I #this is from the section in the new hbomberguy video where he talks about james somertons misogyny and lesbophobia btw #SOMEONES BITTER THAT WOMEN KISS IN CARTOONS SOMETIMES!!! #AS IF THAT ERASES THOUSANDS OF YEARS OF MISOGYNY IN SO MANY CULTURES!!!!!!! GOOD GOD #sorry somerton is just so insanely stupid i cant get over it. why is he like that #like i dont know maybe this isnt important but i remember being asked as a kid to pick a greek city state to live in #but i was a girl. so none of them were good choices because apparently i would be forced to have children no matter which one i picked #and i guess it just stuck with me. if the boys liked to fight they got to pick sparta and if they liked to read then it was athens #but what did the girls get. a little more freedom in certain places but ultimately the same expectation. have babies or die #in hindsight there were definitely options in ancient greece #but my teacher didnt tell us that. we just had to write about whether we would like to have slightly more rights or not #OBVIOUSLY gay men have historically faced discrimination but saying that it wasnt as focused on women is just unbelievably stupid #sorry i dont know if any of this made sense #lesbophobia tw #misogyny tw

[crystal-mouse]

montgomery 'spotify' scott

#star trek #tos #mouse rambles #star trek meme folder #i cant read apparently

[p2ii]

'we need more stories with complex and nunaced themes and world building that doesn't exist in black and white/where no one is uniquely good or bad' y'all can't even handle the freedom fighter trope when they use 2% violence in their own liberation

#wishy washy centrism in media is so fucking annoying #and while I absolutely DO NOT want to equate fiction to reality in this instance. it has become (unfortunately) unsurprisingly apparent som #of y'all are scarily susceptible to propaganda #y'all can't handle jet and hama from at/la #y'all can't handle scar from fma #y'all can't handle sasuke uchiha. or hell even fucking NEJI HYUUGA #from what I've heard some of y'all can't even handle sabo the revolutionary (based on reactions to his indifference towards cobras death #iirc? I'm not caught up yet) #yall cant handle reading beyond the text and holding things like racial allagorys to proper scrutiny. or people being rightfully critical o #fan fave media and characters *cough* rvvby and at/la *cough* when someone may think their portrayal of a complex issue wasnt perfect #psii.txt #i hope im getting the general point across. i like this format but i think this specific fandom behaviour is a bit more complicated seeing #my essay and a half in the tags

[stylesnews]

Another angle of Harry and Lewis hugging at the BRITs.

#someone said apparently h says i am sorry you didnt win your song is great #cant confirm nor deny tho cause i am shit at lip reading #harry styles #feb23 #brits23 #lewis capaldi

[miciiq]

Got Aventurine in 60 pulls!

He’s so auxhuehuche I’m so happy I have him now

#This is actually from 10 days ago but i forgot to post it so #I started on the 20th and i just got to equilibrium 3 #Im at the part where we should leave luofu but we visit a few friends we made along the way or smth #Im so happy hes my first limited 5 star i love him #Hes my second oshi after dan heng or maybe even my first #I want to change the voicing to english for aventurine but i cant bring myself to abandon ito kento as dan heng #Maybe i can just change it to en for most of penacony and change it back when jing yuan and dan heng somehow appear #Ugh im still regretting missing out on jing yuan voiced by cyyu #But Ito kento #But i also like english dan heng too omg #Oh i also want to hear eng dr ratio bc he acts slightly differently towards aventurine compared to like jp #Like he sounded much more uh passionate in the aventurine keeping up with star rail video and i was living for it #hsr #hsr aventurine #honkai star rail #Aventurine #aventurine hsr #star rail aventurine #Hm idk im not sure if i should skip all 4 characters in 2.2 and after that (firefly and jade etc) #I have almost 100 tickets saved rn but like im not rly sure ab pulling for any of them #Idk im not really attached to any of the characters rn #Maybe i should wait for ruan mei? I don’t particularly love her tho shes inhumane but pretty idrc #Firefly and robin are apparently rly good but i feel like im baiting myself everytime i read another reddit thread and watch another video #Like idk the only 5 stars i have are yanqing dr ratio and aventurine all e0s0 and i dont feel like pulling for topaz either (boothill idk) #im really tempted to pull for jingliu but im probably going to pull for dhil maybe next year when he reruns just bc i like him so again idk

[shitpostingkats]

Feel free to ignore this, but I have to ask since I've been rewatching yugioh 5ds and you're one of the very few blogs I've searched that mentioned Satellite Bros age order. I'd love to hear your thoughts on this and if you know other blogs that talk about it.

WHY WOULD I EVER IGNORE THIS ITS ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS. THANK YOU SO MUCH <3

*takes deep breath* ok SO

Word of god canon is that the age order is Jack (19), Yusei (18), and Crow (17), at the start of the series.

But while you can make an argument that Yusei would have records, people who knew when he was born, or at least a birth certificate, Jack and Crow are orphans. If Jack is indeed 19, then he would have been roughly a year old when Zero Reverse happened, likely killing his parents, at the very least destroying a massive amount of city infrastructure. You tell me Jack knows his birthday and I press (X) to doubt.

Crow is apparently canonically younger than Yusei, but. His parents also died in Zero Reverse.

This. This straight up does not work.

Also Yusei is shown to be a baby when Zero Reverse occurred and if Crow's parents did indeed die in Zero Reverse when he was under a year old he there is NO WAY he would live much longer than that. That's just. How babies work.

CROW HOGAN HAS TO BE OLDER THAN YUSEI.

I will die on this hill. I watched the show thinking Crow was the middle brother and then learned their apparent canon ages after because he has to be older than Yusei for any of his backstory to make sense. Konami can fight me on this.

NARRATIVELY they are the middle and youngest child. Jack has Past motifs, Crow is Present, and Yusei is Future. Jack and Yusei's whole dynamic is the most oldest sibling vs youngest sibling drama possible.

As for Jack, I always like to think it was his birthday like, a week before Yusei leaves Satellite, because being a Newly Minted Twenty Year Old explains everything about his personality.

#jack and crow straight up dont have birth certificates #interesting note about Yusei's birthday: it is also apparently the same day as Zero Reverse. Which also just cant be true. #I choose to interpret that as the day Martha found Yusei and thats what all her kids celebrate instead of birthdays #and at some point Yusei just forgot thats not the actual day he was born #Im sorry konami if I'm not meant to read Yusei as the youngest of the three #why have Jack and Crow shelter him from physical and emotional abuse until they have to leave him for their own reasons #leaving Yusei in a dangerous home situation that he was previously unaware of because the other two functioned as a shield #HUH KONAMI??????????? #Jack is SO eldest sibling coded #Crow is SO middle child coded #Yusei is SO youngest brother coded #I like to think Goodwin forged Jacks documents and made him like a year younger on paper just to screw with him #yugioh #yugioh 5ds #ygo 5ds #ygo #5ds #asks #answered asks #yusei fudo #jack atlas #crow hogan

[tillman]

Still genuinely mad im never allowed to bring up zatos blindness without getting genuine ableism thrown my way.

#txt #literally constant. constant. #I cant draw him with a white cane cus its woobifying I cant say hes blind cus hes Apparently not according to people who read the fucking #wiki only. dude shut the fuck up.

[allgremlinart]

NOOOOOO......

#Xiran Jay Zhao translated Zuko's diary on twt and apparently the chinese is rly weird 😭 which like. #I feel like no one on Earth has an excuse for bad foreign language translations in their animation or shows because atla proved that its #as fucking childishly simple as hiring. ONE SINGULAR GUY. who can read and write in that language. like that's literally all it takes. help. #natla #also help everyone in the comments is roasting the spacing and size issues which. yeah probably a prop malfunction but thinking of it #as 'Zuko cant space his characters for shit and everyone on twitter is making fun of him for it' hits better for me.

[alligaytorswamp]

im late with this but whatever gay people fighting:

heheheh

gay people winning against each other but somehow still complimenting the other person:

#why are they so EUHJKSHDASHLKJFASD #who fights like that!!! #they are crazyyyy #this + the recent event??? #they are so fucking gay for each other it's simply stupid!!!! #damond #edmond #dante #dante x edmond #nu carnival #here i am with my crunchy sreenshots and damond propaganda #honestly dont think i read these when the event was even happening (too focused on winning lmao) #cant believe they have been this gay all this time #i thought they just went extra crazy bc of the heat in the last event #nah they are just like that apparently #adry.txt

[yinyuedijun]

massive L to playing that entire fucking storyline half-asleep is that I have NO fucking idea which terms were in English and which were in Chinese and who would know what LOL

#also apparently i didnt retain any lore WHO IS ENA???? #i know gaiathra triclops is the english name for the god because well. its obvious #but mama fenge.......was that only said in chinese or was it in the english text... #my eyes got too tired to read at some point orz so i dont know #there was also another title i straight up cant even guess the writing of lol......biyao???? #eng sub problems #😞 #yueshuo

[pazoo-underscore]

Okay those were so great the energy between Grover Annabeth and Percy is perfect. And I am also learning I have been pronouncing many names wrong for about 5 years

#thalia.. #i thought i had that one right at least #clarisse #i was pronouncing it Clarissa #cos apparently i cant read #BUT THE EPISODES WERE SO GOOD #pjo #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #paz.