... i couldda been a bear
Sleep, fish, eat, fuck... what more do I need?
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yk what i am going to get fitted(?) for contact lenses on sunday im sick of walking past people im meeting up with algnslhmdlj
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shout out to people who made twinsduo just fucking besties in fanfics. you’re so right about that. every bi disaster man needs a piggy to talk to I don’t even care if its an au the point remains
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so what if luke ended up fucking anakin before obi-wan did. like in the end, anakin WAS saved by the power of a good dicking, but it wasn't obi-wan who did it but luke
bc obi-wan forever just repressed himself, and anakin never actually got his way with him.
and then luke comes and manages lightsideing vader. and obi-wan's like. how did u even manage to bring him back to the light? and luke's like oh i just fucked him.
and obi-wan's like [dumbass silence] bc whatchu mean fucking him fixed everything. so u're saying all my guilt and shame and repression was for NOTHING???
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The jig is up im not Offline™️ yet because my friends aren't awake yet :/
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8/9 years passed but AM alex still does something to my brain, that's literally embarrassing atp
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"Why is it pedophilic if it's aged up?" Why does it have to be that character? Why do you care about the romantic/sexual life of a child character?
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