#anyways he and my sister are PLOTTING

[natelia-aldelliz]

1 : Soap never had any idea that woman wanted him carnally, he's not the most observant on that front (he never noticed Ghost flirting with him and thought his love was one-sided for the longest time, but tbf Ghost was also very discreet about it)

2 : He sewed the hat, eyepatch and hook himself, because he's the best uncle and then got distracted as he was wrapping it up, so now he's watching a tutorial on youtube about how to build a voice box. Honestly how hard could it be, he builds explosive devices as a hobby (listen, Price doesn't have to know)

3 : He is out to his family, but doesn't want his mum to know he has a boyfriend because he knows she'll insist on meeting him and welcoming him to the family and making a big deal out of this, and he knows that Ghost isn't ready for that.

4 : Christmas is obviously a very hard time for Ghost, but he is very very in love with Soap and some days still can't believe that it's mutual, but then his Johnny does something like that and his head gets quieter while he's melting a bit.

5 : For the people that didn't see my other post : the bird is a Caique parrot, and they're supposedly very energetic, a bit loud, medium sized, unintelligible, very friendly to what they consider their family, adventurous and danger prone, with an explosive personality and a hate of boredom, so basically the adhd bird.

#cod mw2 #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #soapghost #ghostsoap #ghost is hard edges and sharp knives but simon is babygirl #i tried my best to make soap's sister look as much like soap as possible #as someone whose siblings look nothing like them i find it hilarious i have no idea why i swear i have the weirdest sense of humour #hc that simon's very first wait no second actually bc i feel like the first special interest for every child with autism is dinosaurs #but wait plot twist birds are dinosaurs so still hc that simon's first (or second if you want) special interest was birds #and he still loves them very much and both soap and his sister have adhd and his sister has a reoccurring hyperfixation on birds #and soap thinks ghost and his sister could get along very easily and is waiting very impatiently for the day ghost is ready and he can #introduce him to his family #but also ghost is very wary of families and especially since there's a young child because he's scared that he'll bring them death like he #feels he did to his own family #i initially wanted to colour it but then i wondered why my brain was working against me and very quickly decided that colouring all that #would be a nightmare and that i already hate colouring so why would i want to torture myself #anyway pls be nice with me i've given all i had to make this lmao

[thebearme]

An unfinished eene comic based of a Friends episode

yes a Friends episode

#ed edd n eddy #ed edd n eddy fanart #eene #eene fanart #eene edd #eene double d #eene ed #eene eddy #eddeddy #i dont remember the episode cuz i dont watch friends #while hanging out with my sister she had friends as background noise and the side plot of the ep made me think of eene #ed & eddy would clean the dormroom for dee but get worried that they changed the placement of suff #and dee is thankful and charmed by their kindness and tells the to not worry about his ocd for him #as he proceeds to clean to clean the dormroom anyway cuz it wasn't done by him #tbh i do that tho <_<

[stergeon]

this is ioril from my out of the abyss campaign! he's a Teen Elf drow wizard and he's atrocious.

ioril dreamed of being a proper wizard, but drow men weren't allowed to do that, unless they were from a particular family. between this, how his sister was treated as a priestess of lolth, and his family house's political downfall, he was radicalized and dedicated himself to changing drow society. he holed up in a tower to illegally study magic and write his manifesto, spending most of his 43 young years there.

when his manifesto was completed, he intended to post it on the gates of every city he passed on his way to menzobarrenzan. he made it as far as the next town over before he was captured and sentenced to death. he was 100% ready to "die for the cause," but some topsiders sharing his cell suggested that if he helped them escape, they could take him with him to the surface, where he could learn about this thing called "the sun"....

my boy had zero social skills on account of the tower thing and being a drow, and he had a hard time understanding while his "Men's Rights!!" beliefs were...... not well received by his surface-dwelling friends. being a Teen Drow, he was abrasive and implusive, but endlessly curious and excited about things like cool-looking spells or impressive physical feats. he was also terrifically lonely and was not really sure of what a "friend" is, exactly, though he quickly decided all his party members were his best friends ever.

anyway this is all past tense because he fucking blew himself up today and died oops

#dnd #dnd5e #dnd ocs #drow #elfposting #ioril #he's an expy of my morrowind nerevarine #and his Secret Backstory is totally not the plot of morrowind shhhhh #rip this dork. he was so fun to play #at least now i get to write another 23 pages of Elf Lore for my next character #the banner just says 'house vandree' and then 'revendran' #as house revendran used to be part of house vandree until they split off bc of ioril's sister's rise to power #until it all fell apart anyway. whoops

[quietparanoiac]

— How is Sister Boniface? — Resting up.

Sister Boniface Mysteries (2022–), 2x06

#Sister Boniface Mysteries #Sam Gillespie #Sister Boniface #Max Brown #Lorna Watson #sisterbonifacemysteriesedit #tvedit #tvshowedit #cinematv #Sister Boniface Mysteries 2x06 #my gifs #the shipper in me: I KNOW THIS FANFIC TROPE #the scenarists: how dare you #to be serious though I suppose Sam would never choose to bring flowers anyway #he's the one to bring something far more useful #something like that plum Boniface threw him in the end #(btw if the _flowers_ are from production does it mean that the fruits aren't?) #(sorry - those bowknots confuse me) #and yes the general 'investigation from a hospital bed' plot #is a thought I've entertained more than once #though I have to admit brassieres were a surprise #not a nice surprise I'm afraid

[monty-glasses-roxy]

I love that I've just turned the stupid Fandom Wiki into a pet project. Like, it's awful and Fandom as a company is fucked up but I dunno... with all my adblockers in a private window, this is just scratching a spot in my brain real good lmao

"Useful resource of information" my ass. Pet project now. My city now.

#I haven't worked on it today #but that's because I've been dealing with my sister and my niece through text messages most of the day/night #I've decided that I have done Enough. brain wants to do it? tough shit. #but anyway this is just a little funny to me #and it's letting me test my ability to stick to things on the new meds #which is really nice #this and training my sister's dog while he's here is such a nice combination #wish I could do wiki stuff during the day though sdsfdsf I keep not doing that #but anyway I'm completing the Submechanophobia wiki because I can #dunno if I'll do the WHOLE thing with human characters and plot summaries #but I can for sure do the animatronics and the locations #so that's my goal! #it's scratching such a specific spot in my brain lmao #anyway I'm planning to watch more of Markiplier's Ruin playthrough tomorrow #trying to solve problems and ALSO fill my head with blorbos :D

[safyresky]

I'm going BONKERS and can't focus on SHIT this week so plz enjoy this list of wip ideas that I have that Will Not Let Me Rest and Focus on CS

AU in which Winter and Blaise disappear and Jack becomes the legal guardian of an INCREDIBLY angry 1400 year old Jacqueline and 300 year old Fino and Fiera who seem to be stuck in their terrible two hundreds STILL and are on FIRE and have a penchant for blowing shit up all. the. time.

Smile Shot in which Jack and Jacqueline have to chase a piece of fractured time that is hell bent on killing them for some reason through multiple timelines to defeat it, and get stuck with their younger, pre-day of darkness selves 👀👀👀

A series in which the youngest Diteline kid, Robyn, makes a funky cool friend and they go on all sorts of magical adventures that get them both into heaps of trouble. The friend is 100% human. Robyn can set things on fire. Shenanigans ensue. Diteline are acting Cupid and Jack Frost at this point, for maximum shenanigans

AU in which Jack isn't the BAD guy but is INCREDIBLY chaotic. Why? Because in this AU, in fact, the WHOLE REASON I want it to exist, is because I want to see a version of tsc3 in which Jack sees Santa's loosing sight of what's important and decideds "hey, let me help him by forcing him to use the escape clause, taking his place, so he can learn a Valuable Life Lesson about family in a very Dickens-esque way. This results in a scene where Jack explains this plan to Jacqueline after enacting it (so he's Santa) and Jacqueline just stands there, hands on her hips, absolutely furious like, "YOU THOUGHT W H A T?" (tho it does end with Jacqueline being like do u think it'll work. And Jack being like I know it will. And Jacqueline being like FINE. UGH. WHY are you LIKE THIS but agreeing to help nontheless)

Story based on when I thought the series was going to be called "Clause for Celebration" in which, to find a replacement Santa, Scott has a Santa-Lympics where the Legends pick a champion to claim the title of Santa Claus. Unfortunately, he learns too late that he can't pick Charlie. Jack also can't pick Charlie bc he gets BANNED from picking a champion COMPLETELY by the dude who is making sure it's all "fair" (most likely a mischievous evil fairy). Jack finds a loophole--Legates are technically Legendary and by those rules, can pick a Champion if they'd like to. Charlie is a school teacher and is upset about the Santa-Lympics bc he cannot participate. Danielle also teaches and knows about the Santa thing and is encouraging him to do it anyway. She's made friends with the quirky new librarian, Ms. Winters, who has these AMAZING fantasy stories during story time, and tells Charlie to ask her and pretend it's a story. She'd dig it. Ms. Winters does, in fact, dig it, and tells him he should volunteer anyway and maybe someone will sponsor him in a very hunger games-esque way because surely, there are more Legendary figures than just the ones he knows, right? So he does. Guess. guess who sponsors him. GUESS. Shenanigans ensue. Krampus is the BBEG. Diteline get eaten by Krampus. Jacquie commits atrocities. Charlie defeats Krampus. It's great. This one's too developed for my own good, holy hell.

RotG Crossover where the Legates get sucked into the Guardians universe bc of a dumb Pitch plot. Toothiana thinks Myles is the cutest thing! Jack is sus of Jacqueline. North thinks Charlie is v tiny and funny for a Santa. Charlie really wants a Yeti. Xander is super excited to interact with someone who knows SSL (sand sign language). Our Jack pops into the universe to bring back Jacqueline (and the others too, I GUESS) without telling the rest of the Council. When he finally finds his sister a scene ensues where Pitch is like, "YOU'RE Jack Frost. and YOU'RE Jack Frost (points to Jacqueline). ARE THERE ANY OTHER JACK FROSTS I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?" and our Jack goes "Hi." Pitch whips around and gets socked in the face by him. Shenanigans and angst ensue, the latter especially on the rotg side of things >:)

#dani wips #dani speaks #dani writes #crystal springs #tsc #tsc 3 #jacquie is ms winters btw. she volunteers. i hope it was obvi #robyn's pal is trans i just dk if they're mtf or ftm. i just know they're trans and it's important to me that you all know that #the clause for celebration one has GOD TIER jack/jacqueline plotting #it's a fun one #the older cold front meeting the younger cold front has SOO MUCH going on #and is on my mind EVERY FUCKING DAY #all of these could be posts of their own and all of these are preventing me from focusing on cs and other shit #the rotg is fun #pitch is trying to win his daughter's affection back. she's mother nature in the rotg universe #that's canon from the books! anyway! #poor rotg jack has a LOT on his plate. dealing with the cold front #espesh since jacqueline is the first one he runs into and she's jack frost's sister #do you. do you see. do you see where i am going with this >:) #anyway someone needs to stop me!! i am out of control! fuck! #also BLOSSOM IS IN THE ROTG CROSSOVER TOO #she is giving bunnymuind one hell of a time #and he's enjoying every minute of it #at one point he's like should i have kits?? and everyone's like NO #as blossom explodes something while cackling in the background #he teaches her how to use boomerangs #the burrow is never the same once the universes are reset

[oveliagirlhaditright]

I'm kind of sad that we didn't get the Buffy the Vampire Slayer leprechaun episode that the writers almost accidentally wrote. (Like, I guess Joss Whedon one time joked about wanting a leprechaun episode and the writers legit thought he was serious about it. And they were working on it, researching leprechaun myths and everything, and then he had to tell them that he'd been kidding.)

The closest thing we get to leprechaun in the Buffyverse is probably in the tie-in book (that's actually a "choose your own adventure book") "Colony." Where there seems to be something similar to a leprechaun, that Buffy keeps calling a leprechaun/comparing to a leprechaun. But it's not a leprechaun, because I guess leprechauns don't exist in the Buffyverse (part of me wonders if that was an inside joke about that aforementioned thing, but I have no idea. Probably not?) At least according to this tie-in novel.

#buffy the vampire slayer #part of me kind of wonders why NOT a leprechaun episode? we have other weird things. it could have potentially worked #and we could have tied in stuff with angel's home and past perhaps. idk. -shrugs- #side note: i love in the tie-in book buffy just seeing the leprechaun looking thing and getting all excited and going 'leprechaun!' #and angel in particular (i mean. the others kind of are too. like giles) just kind of shaking his head and going 'it's not a leprechaun' #and he knows because he fought the thing before. but i also wonder if it's because if leprechauns were real (which they aren't in this #story). they would have been in ireland according to legend. and angel grew up in ireland so he's like 'no buffy. no.' #anyway. now i'm reminded of how my sister and i. back in the day. always wanted a supernatural episode about dreamcatchers that never happe #*happened #i even started writing a fic about it more than a decade ago. i'd say i should have finished it--and i probably should have--but my writing #back then was so bad that even if i would have liked the story back #then by now i would hate said fic #and be wanting to rewrite it if nothing else #ANYWAY a dreamcatcher episode of supernatural in the early seasons would have been cool #you know... it would have been pretty great if the non-leprechaun thing in colony had somehow ended up being a leprechaun though. #thus proving buffy right #like maybe the other one angel had fought like it (or that he thought was like it) wasn't. but this one was. and thus everyone was wrong #that would have been a good twist and kind of funny. because it WAS leprechaun-y and i get why buffy was saying what she did i mean. lol #Oh. I should probably mention that the non-leprechaun thing in colony is a side thing. Not the main plot

[steelycunt]

committed to the wip now so ive started to try and plan it more seriously and i was toying with the next scene and. accidentally invented r a secondary love interest of a work colleague to keep s on his toes and am now in the unfortunate position of sort of rooting for this guy over the dog with the earring. this wasn't meant to happen

#his name is charlie he's west indian he's got a cousin dating one of the guys from the specials and he talks slow and knows r's #favourite opal fruit flavour...i just think that someone here is in trouble and it isnt me and it isnt r and it isnt charlie... #in all fairness though. s doesnt really behave too badly in this one from what ive plotted out. like hes annoying because its him but he #can't really help it. and he'll redeem himself at the end i'll whoop and cheer for him then i prommy #the only hope he's got is that i end up cutting charlie out. well i still dont know what im doing so it could happen babygirl dont u worry #tsah #<- weve got an acronym! its getting serious! #anyway!! about to go and get dressed just blogging till my sister gets out of the bathroom…hope everyone is having a lovely sunday :-)

[yuridovewing]

There was a bit when Alderpaw was about to get his full name where he was anxious about Puddleshine not being there (because at that point, the Kin was forcing him to be their medic) and he was like "but I want Puddleshine to be here at this really important moment for me :(" and I know im grasping at straws here but.... gay

#also i think i forgot to mention this but i also really like puddleshine so far. hes another unwilling medic sure #but its actually interesting this time bc its not for ableist reasons or plot or anything #its directly connected to the rebellious apprentice plot so ofc puddle wouldnt want it #and hes put in a really horrible position where he has to learn EVERYTHING in two months only and then he immediately gets an outbreak #he almost watches his own mom die and his siblings are implied to be kinda distant from him #and hes like. a teenager. #damn it why cant the story be about him #also itd be nice if he and alderpaw actually got to bond in this book #like during all the gathering chapters w alder he gets talking with puddle and idk share experiences #itd be kinda funny bc alder is like ''man :/ idk my sister makes me feel bad'' #while puddle is one thread away from losing his sanity because people are dying under him and the leaders are just watching #anyways yeah ik this line isnt really gay bc obviously but also he follows it up with ''man he got his name before me'' #which kinda implies its more of a ''wow i gotta prove myself to this guy'' thing more than ''i want my friend here'' #actually it certainly is that bc they didnt really interact in the book much at all #avos liveread

[faunabel]

100% positive my impulsive liar boy oc would've been a tumblr sexy man back in the day

and i'm ok with that

#he just has.... that vibe #he's a 5'4 twink who dislikes most people and spends his time purposely pissing people off #the only person he cares about is his younger sister #THO i do have a plot in mind with my other oc #who's an actual princess and sees through his bullshit #they can be friends someday :] #anyway he is a bastard #and tumblr used to be all about bastard men twinks #he's so short for a reason he has childhood malnutrition #i should ramble abt him later i love him #thoughts from faun

[i-am-tiny-sun]

So I might actually kill my brother myself 🙄🙄🙄

#nah this man gave us a collective heart attack #we (and he!!!!!) thought he was completely recovered from covid #HE WAS NOT #🎶 i was wroooooong🎶 #(so was he) #mf ends up in the hospital from complications and i get a call from my oldest sister #‘hey ik you’re hanging with your friend but he’s in the hospital’ #me: BITCH WHY? #anyway dumped that friend though cause who tf says ‘you have no friends bc you dropped our plans’ #MF?????? my biologically related to me BLOOD sibling is in the hospital??? #convince me to not go back to her house and get her with my belt #brothercide (fratricide) when? #much sooner than you THINK #don’t misunderstand: all my siblings are related to me by blood 😂 #iTS A VERY COMPLICATED TREE TO EXPLAIN #y’all will see us on the news though #we will be fighting when he wakes up #‘sibling attempts fratricide bc brother ended up in the hospital and scared his other siblings’ #and it’s just our mugshots glaring at each other #plotting as we speak cause sir we are not a cult without you #EVEN ONE MISSING MAKES ONLY GROUP

[bayleaf-2]

*takes off glasses and pinches bridge of my nose* god hpw much vivi lore have i posted here again

#asked a friend what they thought vivis lore was based on what id posted and their reply was like. #something involving the words vague and meta #Based on the 'do it all differently' post probably #anyway #lore drop #So Vivis an undertale oc based on an RP i did with a friend yeaaaaars ago. like. the year undertale came out and in early middleschool #they were much better at it than me on accounr of being 2 years older and also a DM so theres the disclaimer on her og lore being shitty #Uh. The reason I dont talk about it is because there Is no plot. the plot of vivi constantly changes #originally it was just goofing off in the world messing with magic the occasional edge trademark of middleschoolers ya know how it is #for a while i had one of those angsty things canonized that being g//ster kidnapping her for no reason no im not exaggerating #altho i did give him a reason #that being that shes the 2nd human to fall being purple and so SOUL EXPERIMENT TIME BABY #CURRENTLY and emphasis on the currently the experimenting does happen but hes not. evil he just makes a grave miscalculation #that being the power needed to take down the barrier. if you havemt seen her toyhouse basically sjes the reason they know the exact #number of souls at the price of hers getting really damaged #where was i #oh yeah shes also the skelebros adopted sister because that was the easiest way to label and carry over the relationship she had with #s//ns in the og rp (it was not weird or romantic in the slightest my friend just wanted a character to play and he happened to be the one #they chose) ive been playing around a lot with the 3s dynamics its fun lol #uhhh what else. Oh yeah shes an undertsle oc rrom middle school so half the stuff i draw is not canon events that happen vivis like a jar #of raw edge and 'idc if it makes sense its fun to draw' that i crack open every once in a while (cough like weekly) #As for when she gets on the surface thats a bit more cringey lore wise but this is tumblr and yall can just fuckin skip past this honestly #if youve made it this far hi???? sorry for mmakin you read this many tags??? haha aw man #anyway basically shes. classified as a glitch because of the whole barrier incident and when frisk falls (yes that happens) everything #Breaks and shes suddenly on the surfsce. Alone. #After months of rrecoverin and being with her family and in a nice town shes suddenly got no one #plot holes abound but stories and ocs are for fun so #until she meets a girl who seems to know stuff about mt ebbot like shes been down there before. she also??? doesnt have anyone??? which is #scary (shes little. not single digits but Little) so vivis like I need more information and also you are smol come here #And for whatever god damn reason because luck hates her Gasters there! yayyyy!

[riverside-lavender]

it’s so funny when people are like “omg do you remember when your sister was adopted”

considering i wasn’t alive yet… no. i do not.

#i was talking about this to my other sister (blood) and we both hate how some people consider adoptive siblings as not ‘real’ siblings #1. my sister has lived with the rest of my family longer than i have #2. discounting that so just like. in general. we grew up together. she’s not second class sister she’s my sister just like my other sister #and even if she wasn’t in the family for as long and was adopted later like. come on. blood doesn’t dictate family we’ve been through this #anyways. i should probably stop ranting about this but i get so mad. like in avengers when thor is like ‘he’s adopted.’ YOU GREW UP TOGETHER #why is that distancing you. what’s wrong with you. #it’s literally a plot point in the movies that loki didn’t know he was adopted. why does it fucking matter. #just say that you think adoptive kids aren’t REALLY part of the family. (they are you assholes)

[vamptastic]

down horrifically

#there is this girl ive had a crush on since middle school #shes trans im trans she makes ME look extroverted she has a dumb discord almost boyfriend its complicated. #anyway we were texting abt jojo and she mentioned she hadnt seen s3 and i go oh we should watch it together!! #you know. normal style. bc we havent seen each other in person since september (shes dual enrolling all her classes this year). #not even flirting! and she just keeps describing the plot of jojo s2 to me. literally offing myself #this is like the first time shes ever texted me words and not a meme to start a convo too #and then the next day she sends me another kanye meme like what am i supposed to think here #i'm throwing my phone into a lake. #entire time this is happening im yelling at my sister about it oblivious to the gay waiter who was apparently VERY obviously hitting on me #i thought he was just weirdly cheerful. apparently i am not good at this stuff. #never going to find love dude i have zero game #unreal.

[thefunniestguy]

Sobbing and sniffling on the floor , you'll never guess who finished gravity falls ,,,

#im . im not ok /lh #my mom asked if i was crying over it . to which i said yeah . and my sister defended me bc it WAS sad #i will never recover from this #what the heck man ... why are cartoons about growing up . hello ?!?! #everyone knows that sav is gonna watch that silly cartoon bc star heard it had an interesting plot and then he's NEVER gonna recover ever #i genuinely had forgotten how much this show was about growinf up . i wasnt expecting that . #DIPPER ASKING MABEL IF SHE WAS REAYD TO GO INTO TH4 UNKNOWN AND MABEL SAYING NO BUT LETS DO IT ANYWAY ..... #these are my emotional support kids ok ... #my silly cartoon people ... getting me through emotional crises :']]....

[mylordshesacactus]

So my family has a Gay Pirate Plate.

Stay with me.

We do not know how the hell the Gay Pirate Plate was first acquired. This being a point of contention is actually pretty plot-relevant; the saga of the Gay Pirate Plate began with my grandmother and her sister, who, for some ungodly reason, both BADLY wanted the Gay Pirate Plate and believed it to be rightfully theirs.

I should back up, firstly, to establish: The Gay Pirate Plate is the cheapest, tackiest, ugliest plate in existence.

It is in no way a collector’s item. It is physically impossible for it to complement anyone’s decor, because the colors in it are garish. It’s just a ceramic plate with a gay pirate painted on it, and the painting is, this cannot be emphasized enough, extremely bad.

(How do we know the pirate is gay if he’s just posing on a plate? Listen. Fully 100% to stereotype, but he is. He is gay. There’s an energy. That pirate is a flaming homosexual. That pirate has sex with men and does it frequently. That pirate is fucking gay, all right, he just is.)

Anyway. The point is that this is an extremely cheap and ugly plate with a poorly-executed painting of pirate on it who is like a nine on the Kinsey scale.

My grandmother and her sister fought a blood feud over this plate for their entire lives. It would be on the wall in my grandma’s house, and then her sister would visit, and then it would be gone. She’d visit her sister and the plate would be on the wall and her sister would pretend it had always been there. She would steal it back, hang it up, and, when her sister visited, pretend it had always been there. This continued for DECADES.

When the sister died, the Gay Pirate Plate lived triumphantly in my grandmother’s house. And then my grandmother died. And my aunt, who had lived with her and been her carer throughout her life, rightfully inherited their house.

We visit my aunt after the funeral and stay with her for a week or two.

Me, my sister, and our dad. Her brother.

The three of us look at each other. We don’t say anything. We studiously avoid making eye contact with the Gay Pirate Plate mounted proud and ugly on the wall. We notice one another studiously avoiding looking at it. We notice one another noticing. We say nothing. We come to a silent consensus. We pack up to leave. We get in the van. Our aunt comes out to say goodbye. I loudly announce I need to use the restroom before we leave. She obviously stays outside to continue talking to my dad.

I take down the Gay Pirate Plate, stuff it under my oversized sweatshirt, go outside, and get in the van. She happily waves goodbye as we drive off.

Two days later my dad gets a phone call that opens with hysterical laughter and “You FUCKING ASSHOLE did you seriously STEAL THE PLATE--”

Anyway. The gay pirate plate lives in my dad’s house currently.

But he’s trying to get me and my sister out to visit him. And plate mounts are cheap.

#gay pirate plate #GOD i wish I had a picture #y'all are not prepared for the gay pirate plate #anyway we don't think my dad should have to miss out on our hijinks #we think he would much prefer to be alive to witness the nonsense #than for us to morbidly wait until he dies to begin the third generation of Gay Pirate Plate